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Adultish Whines

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A podcast where we whine about Adulting! Pour yourself a big glass of wine and come whine with your host Paige Crutcher. Paige is the queen of oversharing so nothing is off limits. Hopefully, her future husband will be ok with that? Prepare to bitch about life – family, friends, sex, dating and mental health. We are asking questions, learning, disagreeing, and dishing confessions. This is – a sorta adultish podcast.
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Episodes

149. Evolving Loudly: From Bus driver to Tommy Hilfiger

Phil’s back and evolving — kinda loudly, kinda chaotically. In this episode, Paige and Phil talk about emotional growth, fatherhood, fashion week invites (Tommy Hilfiger, no big deal), and why dating a woman who’s still friends with her ex is a major whine! P and Phil also somehow end up discussing masturbation etiquette and his brief career as a so-called exterminator. It’s giving unfiltered convo per usual and they both cry from laughing! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow yo...

Jul 17, 20251 hrSeason 5Ep. 149

148. Yapping. Business. Duolingo Beef.

She’s back — and she probably brought a drink idea and some major sh*t talking! This week, I’m catching up with my favorite redhead entrepreneur, Rachel, the brain behind a successful traveling bar business and someone who always serves the truth. We’re whining about female friendship, work meltdowns, business growth, and why duolingo is dead to us (her) lol. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10...

Jul 10, 202556 minSeason 5Ep. 148

147. Solo Whine: Ick Happens, You Can’t Unsee It

An “ick” isn’t a red flag — it’s a vibe killer. This week, Paige is going through her personal list and asking the hard-hitting questions: Is it P? Or is it…them? Or is it a defense mechanism? Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off your first month of therapy with BetterHelp and get matched with a therapist who will listen and help #sponsored Use code ADULTISH at adameve.com for 50% off, free...

Jul 03, 202532 minSeason 5Ep. 147

146. Solo Whine: Delulu: It’s Not a Red Flag If I Don’t Look

T his week, we’re deep in the delusion, Whiners! P is unpacking the fine (and blurry) line between manifestation and straight-up ignoring the red flags. Is he “just busy,” or are we building a fantasy on vibes alone? Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off your first month of therapy with BetterHelp and get matched with a therapist who will listen and help #sponsored Use code ADULTISH at adame...

Jun 26, 202527 minSeason 5Ep. 146

145. Solo Whine: A Situationship Storytime: Nickname Edition

In this episode, I revisit three core characters from my past dating life: Short King, Bathroom Dad, and Rugby Guy. If you’ve ever had to give someone a nickname just to cope, this one’s for you. No shade (ok, maybe a little), just stories, self-reflection, and some well-earned eye rolls. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx/ Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off your...

Jun 19, 202542 minSeason 5Ep. 145

144. Solo Whine: Obedient to You? Not in This Era!

“Obedient Guy” thought he was the main character — and that Paige would play a supporting role. Spoiler alert: She didn’t. This is the story of a recent guy she dated, someone who thought love meant compliance, and how P realized her boundaries don’t make her difficult - they make her sane! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx/ Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off yo...

Jun 12, 202536 minSeason 5Ep. 144

143. Solo Whine: Trying New Things and Not Spiraling About It

Somehow, I became the kind of girl who tries new things without a meltdown. On this solo ep, we’re talking about what it feels like to stop self-sabotaging, release control, and lean into life—even when it’s not perfect. Growth? We love to see it. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off your first month of therapy with BetterHelp and...

Jun 05, 202534 minSeason 5Ep. 143

142. Solo Whine: Oops..My Abandonment Issues are Showing

I thought I was just saying goodbye to my foster dog… but instead, I spiraled into every abandonment wound I’ve ever collected—from friendships ending to family that dipped and obviously men who have ghosted like it’s a sport. Poppi was just the trigger. I’m unpacking what it really feels like when you realize you’ve been the one left behind too many times—and how that shows up even when you think you’re good. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_cr...

May 29, 202530 minSeason 5Ep. 142

141. Solo Whine: It’s Giving..Overwhelmed Homeowner

Buying a house by yourself? Sounds boss. Feels like chaos. I’m talking about the not-so-glamorous side of adulting: decision fatigue, analysis paralysis, and Googling “how to be decisive” at 2 a.m. Turns out homeownership is just making expensive decisions you’ll second guess for years. Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off your first month of therapy with BetterHelp and get matched with a therapist who will listen and help #sponsored Use code ADULTISH at adameve.com for 50% off, fre...

May 22, 202528 minSeason 5Ep. 141

140. Karlous Miller Drinks Wine with a White Lady

Paige slid into comedian Karlous Miller’s DM’s —yes, that Karlous Miller—for a conversation that’s a blend of hilarious, unhinged, and surprisingly deep. It all started with a viral reel where Karlous said tall men don’t even like tall women (Paige is 5'10", so… rude). Now we’re unpacking that take, talking about dating as a tall woman and short man and getting into Karlous’s real-life whines—from relationships to his career. Whether you came here for the jokes or the whines, this episode has bo...

May 15, 20251 hr 34 minSeason 4Ep. 140

139. Solo Whine: What My Foster Dog and I have in Common

P’s whining about her first ever foster dog... and the surprising things they have in common. Poppi the pup is cute, dramatic, a little needy—and not gonna lie, a little bit of a flirt. And honestly? Same. From chasing affection to having no business trusting strangers that fast, she’s been holding up a mirror Paige was not expecting! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx/ Go to h...

May 08, 202529 minSeason 4Ep. 139

138. Why We Crave Connection (and Sometimes Pick the Wrong People)

Why do we chase the unavailable? Why do healthy relationships feel “boring”? On this episode of Adultish Whines, my guest—Jenn Pinkerton, a psychotherapist, dives deep into connection and emotional clarity. Join P and Jenn as they whine about attachment, boundaries, and how to stop picking chaos when you deserve peace. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Jenn's private coaching: https://jennpinkerton.com/ instagram.com/jennbpinkerton/ RED...

May 01, 20251 hr 3 minSeason 4Ep. 138

137. Herpes Isn’t a Death Sentence

Paige sits down with Allie Mazur, a coach and advocate who turned her herpes diagnosis into her power. They are chatting about the real stuff—dating with herpes, navigating shame, and why a diagnosis doesn’t define your worth, your sex life, or your future. Whether you're navigating stigma, curious about disclosure, or just want to hear a story about turning pain into purpose, this episode is the one for you - its Beyond Herpes. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: ins...

Apr 24, 20251 hr 2 minSeason 4Ep. 137

136. “Everything I do This Year, is Gonna be Big”

Whiners, please welcome Winnie Ileso to the stuuu! Straight off a plane at HTX to the pod, y’all! Big Win is such a real down to earth vibe – P and her whine about some dating, some reality TV nonsense, prioritizing alone time and the difference between hard work and hustling. Listen up! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Winnie: www.instagram.com/everythingwinnie_/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx/ Go ...

Apr 16, 20251 hr 9 minSeason 4Ep. 136

135. Solo Whine: What Moving Unpacked Emotionally

Life stays lifin’, Whiners! Where does the time go? How do y’all get all your stuff done? We are about to learn today at Hotel de P, that’s one thing that is for certain! P runs through her recent move and reflects (whines) a bit about how she’s actually really never had a place to truly call home. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx/ Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10...

Apr 10, 202529 min

134. TV isn’t as Glam as You Think!

Chattin’ with Chelsea was a grand time, Whiners! Chelsea Edwards has done a bit of everything as a job until she landed in the news space and from there, she became the host of her own talk show. How is she juggling being a TV personality, a single mom, dating and all the other things that come with it, including being out in these streets. Let’s see what y’all think about some of the misconceptions we whined about! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/pa...

Apr 03, 202557 minSeason 4Ep. 134

133. How Self Confidence Impacts Our Friendships

Social Relationship Expert, Jewel Hohman joins the pod this week and is educating the Whiners on the science of friendship - it’s a real thing! Jewel shares the 3 steps to help set the scene and foster successful friendships in your life! Introvert vs extrovert, self perfectionism, overcoming loneliness and the value of human connection. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Jewel: instagram.com/connectionwithjewel/ www.connectionwit...

Mar 26, 20251 hr 1 minSeason 4Ep. 133

132. Life After Love is Blind

Stacy Snyder is back on Adultish Whines, y’all! P and Stacy touch a bit on LIB and how it gave her this platform to catapult The Closet Audit, Styling and also gave her a bit of anxiety lol. How does she balance it all and maintain a positive outlook? She gives the Whiners some styling tips and the moral of the story is – she LOVES crocs. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Stacy: instagram.com/stacyrenae926/ Produced by Creator’s ...

Mar 20, 20251 hr 8 minSeason 4Ep. 1332

131. Solo Whine: Adulting Level Unlocked - I Bought a Home!?

Whiners - what in the heyll has been going on with P? Besides checking a 5k off her list, and will never do one again…She bought a home! Prepare for her to be house poor lmao. You coming along for Homeowner Era?! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx/ Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off your first month of therapy with BetterHelp and get matched with a therapist who ...

Mar 13, 202533 minSeason 4Ep. 131

130. The People’s Favorite Recovered Fu*kboy

Y’all literally voted for Phil to come back on! Never a dull moment with him. Whiners, he is an entrepreneur, podcaster, father, and owner of the best laugh all wrapped in one. P pries into his current dating life, his ideal woman, and of course he pries back *insert eye roll*. Thoughts on the Houston Rodeo, natural or bbl’s, and will he date women with kids? TBD - tune in! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Phil: instagram.com/ph...

Mar 06, 20251 hr 5 minSeason 4Ep. 130

129. Stop Doing Kegels: They Aren’t Actually Helping

Dr. Mamawah Bourque of Awareness Pelvic Health is talking all things Pelvic Floor. Who is pelvic floor therapy for? What are some of the misconceptions? How can it improve your sex life? And sooo much more! “I forgot my clitoris!” should go on her business card…yes? Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Dr. Mamawah Bourque: instagram.com/drmamawahbourque/ Follow Awareness Pelvic Health: instagram.com/awarenesspelvichealth/ Produced b...

Feb 27, 202557 minSeason 4Ep. 129

128. From Sleeping in his Car, to a Business Owner

Devante Jones blesses P and the Whiners with his Louisiana Accent! He is a licensed therapist and counselor specializing in working with LGBTQIA clients and just loves helping people. He takes us on the journey of being homeless and sleeping in his car to opening up his own private practice and moving his family to be close to him. No wonder he stands by “if you’re not changing it, you’re choosing it!” Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ ...

Feb 20, 202553 minSeason 4Ep. 128

127. Are We Sharing Our Body Count?

Whiners, please welcome back Dr. Viviana! Perfect timing for the relationship doctor to be on, ehh? She has created the ultimate Couples Date book, and like honestly how much easier can she make it for us (them) lol. Should we disclose body count? Should we have sex early on? P asks her some burning questions on behalf of y’all so make sure to tune in! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Use code ADULTISHWHINES to get 20% off of "The 4 In...

Feb 13, 20251 hr 10 minSeason 4Ep. 127

126. Solo Whine: I Miss Sending Nudes

Now that the entire YEAR of January is over lol, let us all try this again! P catches y’all up on the recent thangs – quitting her apartment, plans to run a 5k and getting chosen last at Pickleball – wtf? Also, what the hell were y’all doing as teens, cuz Paige saw some teens doing something cuuurazy and YUCK! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx/ Go to https://betterhelp.com/adu...

Feb 06, 202542 minSeason 4Ep. 126

125. My Therapist and I Have the Same Vibrator

Whiners, get ready to get Open Wide with Comedian Emily Petros! P and Emily are apparently long lost souls sisters so sit back, pour up and enjoy the ride. Whining about everything from airplanes, cumming & cruises, pugs, breast feeding, and soooo much more. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Emily: instagram.com/theemilypetros/ Follow Open Wide Podcast: instagram.com/openwidepod/ Listen to Open Wide: Open Wide on all Platform...

Jan 29, 20251 hr 1 minSeason 4Ep. 125

124. I’m Alive Because My Mother Found out, not My Father

P ghosted Amanda when she first reached out (oops) but Thank Goodness they finally linked because what a woman she is! Amanda is an Author, a Business Consultant, a Podcaster and literally 29 more things that you are going to have to tune in to find out about as well as how you can achieve balance and success (money lol) as a solopreneur or small business! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Amanda: instagram.com/afconsultingteam/ ...

Jan 23, 20251 hr 6 minSeason 4Ep. 124

123. Solo Whine: I Passed on Beyonce & Gwen Stefani

Whiners, it’s a new effing year, let’s go! P is sharing all about her 25 hour Christmas roadtrip, why she passed on working with Beyonce and Gwen Stefani, and why she is trying to make Beige Flags a thing! (Please keep in mind this was recorded before the devastating fires in Los Angeles, Ca.) Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx/ Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off...

Jan 16, 202539 minSeason 4Ep. 123

122. Haters are Everywhere, But so is She

Someone name-called her a Spoiled Latina once and she went with it! Yvonne Guidry is in the stu (finally) and she tells P and the whiners all about how she got started with building her empire. Who is Yvonne when she takes off her sneakers & ties her hair up after a long day of being a Mom Boss?! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Yvonne Guidry: instagram.com/spoiledlatina/ , tiktok.com/@thespoiledlatina Follow Spoiled Latina ...

Jan 09, 202555 minSeason 4Ep. 122

121. I Accidentally Called Him The Wrong Name

Rachel Gordillo from Married at First Sight, Season 13 is in the stu, Whiners! How did she end up on reality TV marrying a stranger, divorcing that stranger and then what is happening in her dating life now?! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Rachel : instagram.com/rachintheh/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx/ Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off your first month of therapy with BetterHelp...

Jan 02, 202550 minSeason 4Ep. 121

120. TBH, Not Ready for 2025

arolina Fox Sanchez in the building – even though she never got properly introduced lmao. P and Carolina are closing out 2024 and welcoming in 2025 – what are they leaving behind, what are they hoping for and what the hell is an adjective, please!? Happy New Year, Whiners! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Carolina: instagram.com/carolinaszv/ Produced by Creator’s Guild: instagram.com/creatorsguild.htx/ Go to https://betterhelp.c...

Dec 26, 20241 hr 5 minSeason 4Ep. 120
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