AI is taking over our lives and rendering our bold statements redundant, but THAT'S not what's important. We're listening to the title track "Death of a Bachelor" today. Do we have a lot of personal things to say about the stressors and insecurities of getting married? You bet your ass we do. It's ok to cry, especially about weird instrumental bridges. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify / Apple Music TRUST CEREMONY by Jhariah ( Spotify / Apple Music ) The p...
May 07, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Season 5Ep. 6
We've reached the Panic! equivalent of Ground Zero, the moment we've been hinting at for a year and a half. "Emperor's New Clothes" is on deck and this one is a bit of a clash. A clash of ideals. A clash of banter. A clash of...the relevancy of The Sandlot? Oh, we're stacking ourselves SO MUCH. Prepare yourself. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify / Apple Music Go listen to more Twenty One Pilots, idk we didn't talk about a lot of extraneous things to link t...
Apr 30, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Do you wanna know how we got these scars? We're listening to "Hallelujah" today and are just completely flummoxed about, what we'll call, sonic incompatibility. Let the vague innuendo move right through ya! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify / Apple Music "Questions 67 and 68" by Chicago I'm not gay no more! Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sam: https://linktr.ee/BySamWright Intro/Outro m...
Apr 23, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Season 5Ep. 4
I was bad at parties so I made a cool song about being good at parties! It's "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time," the second song off of DoaB. We're bopping to the algorithm and dealing in some debauchery. Ready your mouth for the dogs, everyone! It's betting time. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify / Apple Music "Rock Lobster" by The B-52's I would if I could... Victorious (RAC Remix) Finesse Remix by Bruno Mars (feat. Cardi B) Dance (A$$) Remix by Big Se...
Apr 16, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Have you or a loved one suffered from being a double bubble disco queen? You may be eligible for compensation! We're talking the first track on DoaB, "Victorious." Don't tell Marcus Mumford and his mormon sons though. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify / Apple Music Next Semester by Twenty One Pilots Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sam: https://linktr.ee/BySamWright Intro/Outro music by ...
Apr 09, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 5Ep. 2
It's time for Season MF'n Five, y'll! Panic! at the Disco has entered its solo era. It's all Brendon's show and we're getting extreme, hitting #1, and pretending we sound like Frank Sinatra. It's all part of the evolution, bay bay! It's going to be a messy season, I can tell.Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music Clothes ≠ Gender The WrestleMania 17 My Way Promo 24K Magic/B***h Better Have My Money live show cover Follow Adam: https://twit...
Apr 02, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Season 5Ep. 1
An actual, semi-thoughtful conversation about the dynamics of love and following your dreams? Impossible. Better say something like Littleson Dickerson or something. It's "Molly" by Lil' Dicky and the very last stop before SEASON 5! Let's rap! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify / Apple Music Music Video "Lemme Freak" "Pillow Talking" Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sam: https://linktr.ee/BySamWright...
Mar 26, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 21
Monstrous face mashups aside, we're listening to the very boppy "Love in the Middle of a Firefight" by Dillon Francis today. Time to get FACE DEEP in some synthy vibes and some vocal foreshadowing. Average height kings RISE UP! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify / Apple Music YouTube Link (for the monster hybrid) "Overcompensate" by Twenty One Pilots The Dune popcorn bucket Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sam: ...
Mar 19, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 20
We've never missed an episode before, but unfortunately today is that day. Hear the why inside. We're sorry. We'll see you next week.
Mar 12, 2024•3 min
Are you ready for the worst episode of this show you've ever listened to? Not just in sound quality (because of course something went wrong on this one), but also because it became a huge read on Travis Lazarus McCoy. It's "Keep on Keeping On" by Travie McCoy (of course featuring Brendon Urie) and it's just an incredible doozy. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify/Apple Music Music Video "What a Catch Donnie" by Fall Out Boy "Dance, Dance" jazz cove...
Mar 05, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 4Ep. 19
This week, for the first time ever, we're covering SOMEONE ELSE'S song! It's "20 Dollar Nosebleed" by Fall Out Boy and it's the first in a line of songs Brendon featured on. We didn't talk about it back in the era it made sense, so we're fitting it in before we start talking about features he did between Too Weird and Bachelor. And what a song it is. Very boppy? ✓ Incredibly depressing origin point? ✓ Very misused featured artist? ✓ Iraq War commentary? ✓ Capped by peak Peter Wentzeslas poetry? ...
Feb 27, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 18
The energy is both weird and also very quiet today. We're listening to the unreleased track "Lullaby" from the Pretty. Odd. era! Thanks to Dennis WAKEman for letting us know about it. What a weird, haunted gift for Peter Wentzeslas' baby. Maybe he was born to save the human race? Probably not though. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on YouTube Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sam: https://linktr.ee/BySamWri...
Feb 20, 2024•46 min•Season 4Ep. 17
This week, we're on to ANOTHER unreleased track called "Stuck in the Middle." That's not what it's officially called, but its actual name is dumb and it never came out, so we get to make the decisions here! Anyway, we got some ohs. We got some whoas. We definitely got some OHHHHHHHHHs! This one might be a pantheon killer, friends. What does that even mean? Tune in and find out. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on YouTube "Burning Down the House" by Paramo...
Feb 13, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 16
It's the first in our forray into the magical leaked unreleased Panic! tracks with "Little Secret." And while there is a lot to say about this particular song (it's good, don't worry), we would specifically like to point out the guitar solo that does something very specific to a part of a male parent's upper torso anatomy. We'll let you figure out that puzzle while we...*checks notes* do WHAT back and forth forever? Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on YouTube "F**k ...
Feb 06, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 4Ep. 15
We're back for our fifth ranking for the end of the fourth season if you can even believe it! Are we killing each other, or are we achieving peak goon? Only time will tell, but we're making bold statements as always. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen to Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die on Spotify Listen to Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die on Apple Music Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sam: https://linktr.ee/BySamWright Outro music by ...
Jan 30, 2024•1 hr 49 min•Season 4Ep. 14
Would you take a look at that naked man cu-...actually, never mind. We're rolling over the music videos from Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die. Also, Adam doesn't know how to record audio, the absolute goon. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Miss Jackson This is Gospel + Piano Version Girls/Girls/Boys + Director's Cut Nicotine "Everything" by Jon Walker "Untitled (How Does it Feel)" by D'Angelo Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes...
Jan 23, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Season 4Ep. 13
The second (and like...final...ever) bonus track for Too Weird is here. Today we're talking about "All the Boys" and, contrary to unpopular belief, this is NOT the bi song. Opinions just as controversial though (at least if you listen to Adam...which you shouldn't by any means). Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music Nicotine EP Cover Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Foll...
Jan 16, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 12
You ready for some entry-level youthful rebellion? We're onto the bonus tracks for Too Weird and we're starting with "Can't Fight Against the Youth." And TRUST that the nipples are, in fact, HARD! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music "I Melt With You" by Modern English Brendon's parents / More recent photo The Sprendlon "music video" Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Fo...
Jan 09, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 4Ep. 11
The final base track on Too Weird comes at you heavy this week with "The End of All Things." Adam gets sappy about his wedding, Sam has several bones to pick, and we get e m o t i o n a l. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music Cover by The Beartones Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sam: https://linktr.ee/BySamWright Intro/Outro music ...
Jan 02, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 4Ep. 10
We're somehow almost done with the base Too Weird album and we're talking about "Collar Full." We get into our Spotify and Apple Music replays and feel surprisingly un-gross about bopping to a song for once. More romance! And how! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music "Why Do I" by Set It Off (feat. Hatsune Miku) Cover by Joey Graceffa Charlie Brown Christmas Dance (it's actually the kid in orange on t...
Dec 26, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 9
Merry Christmas! Today we're...we're uh...is anyone getting deja vu? I'm just joking, we're doing "Feels Like Christmas" again because we both hate ourselves and love traditions. But only bad ones, apparently. Anyway, enjoy this AI generated Christmas song and we'll see you tomorrow! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on YouTube Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sam: https://linktr.ee/BySamWright ...
Dec 25, 2023•36 min•Season 4Ep. 8
Another twofer? What is this...a...two...fer? Never mind. We're talking about "Casual Affair," "Far Too Young to Die," and how they might make up some kind of trilogy or...decology? One of those ogy's. Only BOYD knows. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: "Casual Affair" on Spotify & Apple Music "Far Too Young to Die" on Spotify & Apple Music Boys Beware Stone Cold ET Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sa...
Dec 19, 2023•1 hr 44 min•Season 4Ep. 7
IT'S THE BI SONG! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music Anthony Amorim cover Ally Hills cover "Same Love" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis feat. Mary Lambert "Auntie Diaries" by Kendrick Lamar Troye Sivan Sleep Demon (and the music video it's parodying) Brendon Urie Comes Out as Pansexual Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sam: https://linktr.ee/BySamWright...
Dec 12, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 6
It's been a little minute since we've had one of these, but it's time for another twofer! This week, we tackle "Girl That You Love" and "Nicotine." Trounce one out for this one because...uh...yeah...I smoke cigarettes. Huh doi. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: "Girl That You Love" on Spotify & Apple Music "Nicotine" on Spotify & Apple Music The Beatles' last song Now And Then is finally released "Now and Then" by The Beatles: Audio Only &a...
Dec 05, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Cheeky. Dorty. Sesame Street? It's "Vegas Lights," the starkest departure from the Panic! we've been used to (so far). And really, who gives a s**t, it's VEGAS BABY! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music "Baker Number 5" from Sesame Street Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sam: https://linktr.ee/BySamWright Intro/Outro music by cloudc...
Nov 28, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 4Ep. 4
In multiple ways, it's time to prepare for incoming stuffing. Both because of American Thanksgiving and "Miss Jackson" (???). Don't think about that too hard. Let's talk about how we're all feeling vis-a-vis door access instead. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music Bad Apple Demo interview Fiona Apple Vulture interview (a question asks about Bad Apple) "Nasty" by Janet Jackson "Ms. Jackson" by Outkast...
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 3
This is the REAL LIFE! It's time for the first song on Too Weird, "This is Gospel," an excellent song we love very much. Get your grinning tongues ready to feel things, fam! Let's go! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music Creed is BACK The Genius page (so you can get those interpolation links) "Jesus Gave Me Water" by Sam Cooke Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/MisterCropes Follow Sa...
Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 32 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Welcome. To. Season. Four! The year is 2013, Panic! at the Disco is now three people, and life is...something? There's DRAMA! There's DRUG ABUSE! There's JAMES BY GOD MONTGOMERY! And, for one single solitary week, edging is NOT legal. Just remember that *you* did this.Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music "LP3" by Hippo Campus on Spotify and Apple Music "GLOOM DIVISION" by I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME on Spotify and Apple Music "Far...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 4Ep. 1
"This is Halloween!" No really, today is Halloween and we wanted to take you on one last spooky detour before the Too Weird season. You know what else is spooky? How mid this cover is. Also, I'm not including a link to the better version because that guy sucks! Ok! Go be spooky and don't do crimes. Love you! Listen on YouTube This is Halloween movie version Listen to Razzmatazz on Spotify and Apple Music Listen to Grand Romantic on Spotify and Apple Music Follow Adam: https://twitter.c...
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 23
"C'mon" in and join us for this episode about a delightful song! This single with (featuring? Who can say) Fun. is so good that we encourage you to stop listening to our podcast to listen to this song all the way through first. Join us for caricatures, pretzel festivals, and alt rock bass drops? Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple Music Listen to Grand Romantic on Spotify and Apple Music Listen to Fun. on Spotify and Apple Music Rooster Man guesses if Jack Antonoff produced a Taylor Swift track Fo...
Oct 24, 2023•1 hr 41 min•Season 3Ep. 22