According to Royalty

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Episodes

Beasting on Vishnu (Homecoming)

Recorded: Saturday October 24, 2009 Description: The Podcast makes its triumphant comeback as Storchy goes home to Chitown to shot gun beers and frat it as he records his buddies as they shoot ducks and lay tracks.

Feb 18, 2010

Fuck Spike Lee! What The Fuck Has Spike Lee Done?!

Recorded: Monday May 18, 2009 Description: In their epic recordbreaking return to podcast respectability, Storch and Snake are joined by Clive Driscoll to shoot the shit. Storch talks about passing out in Baby's Crib, then the fam discusses Jon Sterling's Yankees, White NBA Playoff Performers, Kobe Doin' Work On My Balls, and LePaulBunyan James. - According To Royalty...

May 21, 2009

Remember The Band Vertical Horizon?

Recorded: Thursday May 14, 2009 Description: The Podcast returns as Jon Storch is joined by a mascara wearing Bobby Light via two coffee cans and a piece of string. They discuss Hollywood Dean, The Phantom Wipe, eHarmony, SmellyPoon, & Redheads in Asian Cliques in the most emo way imaginable. - According To Royalty...

May 20, 2009

What Has Weed Done To You? Under The Influence.

Have you seen that new above the influence commercial? "What has weed done for you?" There are a bunch of kids and cheesy music. One of the girls says, "I got straight Ds." It's actually pretty funny. I thought it was clever the first time I saw it. If you don't know what I'm talking about here's the link: What Has Weed Done To You? Above The Influence After seeing the commercial a few times I started to think of the opposite side. They very creatively showed the negative sides to smoking, but w...

Mar 12, 2009

I Was Eating Vitamins.

Recorded: Monday, March 9, 2009 Description: Storch and Snake sit down to discuss how the Cellphone from Hook guided them like the Magic Flute around Hollywood & Hermosa Bay causing them to run into NBC's Ed, ABC's Jimmy Kilme, ER's Geolge Crooney, and Vitamins ABC&Zinc. -According To Royalty...

Mar 10, 2009

Steve, You're Sexy, But You're Not That Sexy.

Recorded: Sunday, March 8, 2009, 4:17am Description:After Joakim Phoenix's birthday open bar, Tom Vito joins Snake and Storch to discuss his felonies, his basketball skills, his dicksize vs. Storch's, and his love for Kelly Clarkson. -According To Royalty...

Mar 09, 2009

A Bunch Of 17 Year Old Babe Ruths.

Recorded: Wednesday, March 4, 2009 Description: Clive Driscoll returns to join Storch and Snake on the podcast along with ZMills and his PKills as they discuss Parking Lot Brains, RetardBall, and The Risk of Penile Cancer among Chimney Sweepers. -According To Royalty...

Mar 06, 2009

Always Press Record.

Recorded: Wednesday, March 4, 2009. Description: In this podcast, Snake Jacobs forgot to hit record as The Royalty was joined by Clive Driscoll, but makes up for it by sprinkling his sarcasticface comments. -According To Royalty

Mar 05, 2009

BULKHEAD!

Recorded: Monday, March 2, 2009 Description: Jon Storch and Snake Jacobs sit down for their inaugural podcast and discuss the first day of their recent trip to LA. -According To Royalty

Mar 05, 2009

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