Watches #25: Far Cry (2008)

At this point you're either in or you're out with Uwe Boll. I think we're all out. Thank god all that is left is Rampage. I truly feel my soul leaving my body piece by piece each time we watch one of these movies. I'm being forced to do this against my will at this point. This is me blinking twice. Please send help. Don't let them make me watch another Uwe Boll film. In other news, Trolls: World Tour's straight-to-digital release was so successful that Universal's CEO wants to do this for every movie going foward, and AMC hopes to nip that in the bud real quick. X-Men: Dark Phoenix is officially the biggest theatrical bomb of 2019 but we'd forgive you for forgetting that movie ever released, Taika Waititi is the 20th person in line to direct a Star Wars film in the future, Sony wants to make a One Punch Man live-action movie, because that sounds like a great idea, and the Hunger Games wants in on some of that Fantastic Beasts money with it's own prequel film officially in the works.