Listen to two nerds be ambivalent about sports and punching.
Nov 24, 2015•39 min
This week, we call an audible and talk about Spelunker in one of our rare in-person episodes. Is the crown prince of kusoge as bad as everyone says?
Nov 16, 2015•38 min
What's harder: Talking about sports, rap music, or staying awake? The answer may surprise you.
Nov 09, 2015•35 min
Now we need to strike exercise games off of our list, although this did teach us about the futility of ever trying to control our actions.
Nov 03, 2015•34 min
What does Monster Party have in common with going to municipal water treatment plants and living in a spooky RV? NOTHING.
Oct 26, 2015•39 min
Gate 1 darkness the world of demons Gate 2 my guards are watching you Gate 3 only evil lives here Gate 4 theres no way out Gate 5 feel the fire Gate 6 pick up your weapons and fight And dance with the devil
Oct 20, 2015•49 min
Howdy, Quaid. If you're watching this, that means that Kuato is dead, and you led us to him. I knew that you wouldn't let me down. Sorry for all of the shit I've put you through, but hey, what are friends are for? All I want to do is wish you happiness and good living, old buddy, but unfortunately, that's not gonna happen. You see, that's "my" body you have there, and I want it back. Sorry for being an Indian giver, but I was here first. So, adios, amigo!
Oct 12, 2015•35 min
This week on Abject Suffering, we learn a valuable lesson. To never do educational games again.
Oct 06, 2015•46 min
This week we talk about [dies]
Sep 28, 2015•39 min
Journey with us to the heart of blandness. Watch for the polygons, they're extra sharp this time of year.
Sep 21, 2015•38 min
Part 2 of the Zoo Dog Chronicles proceeds, with us taking the Angel Quiz. Will we ascend to heaven? Or will be burn in hell?
Sep 14, 2015•57 min
Welcome to the series finale of Abject Suffering, because we'll never find anything better than this. Pack it up and turn out the lights, Cheers-style.
Sep 07, 2015•40 min
Come out, come out, wherever you are. Barney loves you. Barney wants to find you. Barney wants to kiss you forever.
Aug 31, 2015•45 min
What's the most patriotic thing to do with your own dead body? The answer may surprise you.
Aug 24, 2015•37 min
Scientists toiled for years to create a game whose title is invisible to modern search engines. This is the fruit of their labor.
Aug 17, 2015•33 min
Listen in to hear two sad adults talk about how their adolescence was shaped by a fascination with violence.
Aug 10, 2015•38 min
It's the 100th episode, so it only makes sense that we talk about Action 52. Numerlogically, of course. Let's consider the rippling chests of the Cheetahmen, while we record live in front of our most loyal Patreon backers.
Aug 03, 2015•1 hr 38 min
Sam, we have to talk. You suggested an application. A paint application. Others should take note, we might not do this again. However, this paint program inspired us to talk about the depraved life of Mr. Ed as a depraved BDSM sub, and we add another to the ranks of Friends of Abject Suffering.
Jul 27, 2015•30 min
It's a redemption the likes of which can only be delivered on Abject Suffering, as we find goodness within a maligned classic and gather enemies along the way.
Jul 20, 2015•39 min
Allison Baker joins us to talk about one of the most infamous NES games of all time. Also, we introduce a fun new character. Special Guest: Allison Baker.
Jul 13, 2015•50 min
It's a classic Abject Suffering switcharoo as we talk a little bit about King's Quest V for the NES, and then pivot to talk about Buffo the Clown.
Jul 06, 2015•37 min
Peach the Lobster. Wag the dog. Redeem the creator.
Jun 29, 2015•35 min
A disturbing exegesis of clown biology, reproduction, and maximum strength.
Jun 23, 2015•36 min
90's comics? Yes, please.
Jun 15, 2015•35 min
The SNES is remembered fondly for its RPGs, but it took a while for them to become, you know... good. What does this have to do with Klowns? Listen and find out.
Jun 08, 2015•30 min
Of all the episodes we've ever recorded, this one peaks the earliest.
Jun 01, 2015•37 min
The second of our live-streamed episodes, Gary brings Courier Crisis to the table... a game that precedes Crazy Taxi by several years but fails miserably where that later game succeeded. Also, a contentious discussion about Offspring.
May 25, 2015•34 min
The Psygnosis Train continues in our first live-streamed episode of Abject Suffering. Kole brought Puggsy to the table, a staple of his childhood that -- it turns out -- isn't so much terrible as it is inscrutable. Also, we discuss lycanthropic buildings.
May 18, 2015•31 min
Prepare to beat up two nerd with conflicted opinions about marijuana culture. Also, prepare for a Crick-esque surprise.
May 11, 2015•41 min
An earnest discussion on ghosts, jerkin' it right, and the nature of belief.
May 04, 2015•38 min
