Gia and Keisha are coming to you a day early because Gia is going to be sharing her harmonica skills with some lucky students tomorrow! Anyway, some fun days in Port Charles! It's always a delight when Tracy and Cody have a scene together, especially when it involves making Drew look like a loser! Danny and Rocco are also very convincing as teenage boys, so it should be fun watching them getting on Gio's nerves all summer. Lulu continues to get on Gia and Keisha's nerves. In a big way. Portia an...
Jun 25, 2025•56 min•Ep. 380
Willow. Oh, Willow. She's barely there. Drew could crush her with his bare hands! His big, lecherous, controlling hands! Who will save her (not Wiley)? Can she save herself? Nina is beside herself with worry. She's never gonna get rid of that furrowed brow. And then there's Kai, who loves Drew. So much. Way too much. Will it cost him Trina? Would that bother anyone? Plus, are Curtis and Portia going to make it, or are they already shopping around? Not sure about any of that. Isaiah deserves a me...
Jun 23, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 379
Okay. Gia and Keisha are celebrating something. It's not clear what. But the long and the short of it is they are struggling with their thoughts. Sort of like Willow, but without the overbearing douchebag yammering non-stop. Anyway. They can't figure out who knows what. That's across multiple storylines. They also can't figure out why. Apply that to anything you like. Storyline. Outfit. Beverage. Your call. Also who. As in, who cares who gets what child or children? Aren't they all a little disa...
Jun 20, 2025•59 min•Ep. 378
Gia is back! And, according to her, functioning at 98%. We'll let her believe that. So much happening in Port Charles! A lot of raised voices, but some of them reasonable (Maxie and Chase)! Brook Lynn struck Lulu, and the world rejoiced. Chase didn't strike Dante, and the world was impressed. Jason didn't strike Drew, and that was probably smart, although he could have paid some kid to punch him in the nuts, and the world would have cheered. Willow is finally getting a break from Drew, but he wo...
Jun 17, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 377
Lucky! Why? What a waste of a great character. Let's hope Lucky's departure doesn't clear the way for Ric. Elizabeth deserves better. Meanwhile, Sasha and Michael have a daughter--Daisy! Shouldn't Michael start fresh with these two, and leave Wiley and Amelia to Drillow? And will Cody become a gigolo? Maybe? That could be fun. Also, Natalia is back to her old self. More fun? We'll see! #mauricebenard #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest #steveburton #delirious #barshampoo #daydrinkingwithseth...
Jun 11, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 376
Gia and Keisha are coming to you a day early because Gia is traveling to Montana tomorrow. Good luck, Montana! Now, the custody battle. The first casualty: Sasha. Poor Sasha. That baby had better be okay, or Jason, Michael, and anyone else interested in being a father to Sasha's baby will be coming down hard on Ric and whoever spilled Sasha's beans. Meanwhile, the whole Gio situation is still being processed at a high volume. Except for Sonny, who continues to be quite relaxed about everything. ...
Jun 04, 2025•56 min•Ep. 375
It's getting loud in Port Charles! Perhaps a rule limiting the amount of shouting per episode to, say, five minutes? No? Worth a try. Brook Lynn's voice is sounding tired. Gloria's voice could peel paint. Even Rocco is loud. And no one needs to hear Lulu's voice. Kristina, Alexis, and Lucky are sounding a bit nutty, even mental. Sonny! Who knew Sonny's voice would become the most soothing? Wouldn't it be fun if Gio moved in with Grandpa Sonny? Next stop, the courtroom. Probably more yelling. Def...
Jun 02, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 374
Some great daytime drama in Port Charles! Now, Lois is catching a lot of flak for the decisions she made re: Gio, but Gia and Keisha are feeling a bit of sympathy for her. Of course, Lulu deserves every bit of criticism leveled at her. She's awful. Tracy and Ned get points for loveliness. As does Emma. Back squarely in the awful department: Drew. How did he manage to find a way to become so much worse?! So much. Pocketing Lila's ring. OMG. Run, Willow, run. Also, the new Michael seems to be work...
May 30, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 373
The votes are in, and the winner of best Nurse's Ball performance is----A tie? Gia liked(!) the children at the end. She hasn't been the same since she cut down on the drinking. And Keisha liked Trina and Joss (also their dresses). So, much like the Curtis vs. Portia debate, they have agreed (grudgingly) to disagree. Also, Michael is back! Well, someone answering to the name Michael has arrived and stolen Wiley (notice no one fought him on this). Plenty of soapy goodness (Gia's words) to look fo...
May 26, 2025•52 min•Ep. 372
Oh boy! Lots of action at the Nurse's Ball! And not all of it embarrassing! First, Nina was great on the red carpet. A real pro. Drew. Well, Drew. Best dressed? Gia and Keisha are in agreement! On that and not much else. Well, Lulu is terrible. They still agree about that. And Gio has some real acting chops! He's not just a pretty violinist! But, oh dear, so much pain. And then there's Alexis and Kristina. Talk about a handful. And Curtis and Portia. Is Curtis too rigid? Or is Portia not rigid e...
May 23, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 371
Gia and Keisha may never like Lulu again. And Dante is on thin ice. Thin ice! Carly and Nina, well. Those two could be spokesmodels for Sonny's vulva gym. Almost too bad that Joss broke up the fight. And maybe they just need to get Drew in the ring and give him a good, old-fashioned pummeling? Also, can someone pick up the phone and call Michael? Or just send him a text? Now, what will Curtis do about Portia? Is she out after three strikes? Should she be? Finally, how amazing did Ava look in tha...
May 19, 2025•59 min•Ep. 370
Some stuff going on in Port Charles! At the risk of sounding like a broken record, Lulu and Dante are awful. We hope at least Dante can recover. Rocco is exhibiting some strength of character. Always nice to see in a young man. Of course, Drew has zero character. Sonny is growing as a character. Will he leave Sidwell for Laura, Jordan, and Anna to handle? Throw Joss in the mix, and they might be okay. Although Joss is down a friend now that she has betrayed Emma. Also, Carly is coming on a littl...
May 16, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 369
Dante! Try harder! Ditto, Lulu! Yeesh. Rocco would be better off being raised by wolves right now. And Tracy, what's your deal? Playing both sides all over town. Behave! Now, will Jason and Sasha figure out Drew thwarted Willow's plans to see Michael? Will Jason track down baby Gio for Tracy? Will Jason and Sonny get out of the mob and, what, coach little league? That could be cute. Also, what is Drew doing with a vial of something in his pocket? #mauricebenard #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maur...
May 12, 2025•57 min•Ep. 368
Well, Gia and Keisha are upset with Dante. And still Lulu, but mostly Dante right now. Poor Gio. Let's hope he can recover from this. Also, how fun are Rik and Ava skulking about town, spreading joy. Is Alexis going to snap? Plus Sonny seems to be making a remarkable recovery, as is Kai. Modern medicine, right? And there is a bit more talk about horses. And also badgers. And bunnies. Sorry. #mauricebenard #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest #steveburton #delirious #barshampoo #daydrinkingwit...
May 09, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 367
Emotions are running high in Port Charles! But not high enough when it comes to Willow. She calmed right down. And Nina and Portia's plan unraveled in a hurry. Drew is going to destroy Portia. Will Lulu destroy Brook Lynn? Will Tracy destroy Lois? And will Rocco recover? Lots going on! Also, Gia talks about horses. And Keisha talks about scammers. #mauricebenard #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest #steveburton #delirious #barshampoo #daydrinkingwithsethmeyers #hillstreetblues #kinshriner #ni...
May 05, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 366
Wow. The Savoy is where it's at! Gia and Keisha are still processing the body shot scene. That Drew just keeps finding new ways to behave badly. And he behaved really, really badly. So fun! Also, Lulu is kind of behaving badly and maybe fooling herself, but not Gia and Keisha. Plus, it looks like Joss is going to behave badly because she's a spy now, and that's what spies do. But will she be able to live with herself? Probably. She's a pro. And finally, Laura is the boss. Always. #mauricebenard ...
May 02, 2025•57 min•Ep. 365
And, what do you know, Drew gets worse. Lulu gets worse too. And Kristina. Portia gets worse, which makes her better? Ava stays about the same. Sonny gets a little better? Carly gets a little weaker. Brick just gets it done. Also, a real treat to see Mike! He makes any scene better. #mauricebenard #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest #steveburton #delirious #tshirtgiveaway #barshampoo #daydrinkingwithsethmeyers #hillstreetblues #kinshriner #saveava #nicholaschavez #savediane #afterlife #ricky...
Apr 29, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 364
Drew. And. Willow. No. Thanks. Gia and Keisha are not interested in seeing this couple doing anything, but especially it. Let's not let that happen again, okay? Also, what does that creepy bastard have in mind for young Kai? Some lovely moments, though: Ned, Brook Lynn and Chase--we might need more Ned. Jason and Danny also had a nice father-son moment, and Laura and Lulu--well, where did Lulu get the money for this house? And why does she have to be such a meddler? So hard to root for her. Plus...
Apr 25, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 363
Gia and Keisha are a little bit cranky! Blame Sidwell! Who needs this guy? No one! Even his son seems like a dink. And Natalia has very loose lips. Plus Gia has a lot to say about horse casting. Keisha is neutral on that front. Also, Anna is going to continue letting the citizens of Port Charles take care of the serious criminals--good for her! What could go wrong? And Carly is back to being Sonny's buddy. What will Jack have to say about that? Does anyone care? No. No one cares. #mauricebenard ...
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 362
Gia and Keisha are a night early with their...musings? Gia has a late gig tomorrow! Now, on the plus side, Daniel Goddard made his first appearance, and it was glorious. On the negative side, there was a lot of Ezra Boyle, Drew Cain, and Jenz Sidwell. A lot. A little is too much. Meanwhile Alexis has made a very bad decision. Terrible. Rik might start looking like the good parent pretty soon. Also, Lulu is being a real pill. Yeesh. #mauricebenard #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest #stevebur...
Apr 16, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 361
Gia and Kesha are excited! Why? Well, Gia is excited about a possible solution for the worldwide, cow-related, methane problem. Keisha does not share Gia's excitement for that. No, what's got both Gia and Keisha excited is the writing on General Hospital! Lots of great stories hitting their stride now. From Alexis having to deal with Kristina's bad behavior, to Willow and Carly duking it out, to Emma and Anna bonding over how to do good without it going bad. Even the esplanade has become more th...
Apr 15, 2025•58 min•Ep. 360
Perhaps Gia and Keisha shouldn't have promised they would do better this time. Gia has had three beers, and Keisha is enjoying the last of her Dutch Barn vodka. So it's possible the content may take a bit of a hit. Although Gia does make a few keen observations, and one or two of them might even be about General Hospital! And both Gia and Keisha continue to be impressed by Emma. Not so much by Lucky's take on Kristina's situation, but they're tempted to chalk that up to bad writing. Plus, Drew c...
Apr 11, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 359
America, World, Portugal! Keisha is in search of a mic that works. She has four now. Apologies for sound quality issues. And for overall quality issues. There is perhaps too much talk about the guy at the impound lot in this episode. And also ziploc bags--can they be reused? Keisha says yes. Gia and Keisha promise to do better next time. Your loyalty and support are always appreciated!! #mauricebenard #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest #steveburton #delirious #tshirtgiveaway #barshampoo #da...
Apr 07, 2025•46 min•Ep. 358
General Hospital turned 62! And there was no money in the budget for even one or two clips! But there were still some nice moments, mostly led by the veterans--Laura, Anna, Sonny, Tracy. They've spent a lot of time in Port Charles, and Gia and Keisha thank them for their dedication! On the downside, Sidwell is back, and it looks like he might be front and center for awhile. Along with his ex-wife and his son. Hmm. Is that good? Meanwhile, Jason really has his hands full being the pretend father ...
Apr 04, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 357
Kristina has problems. Lots and lots of problems. Next level problems. And Lucky knows. Poor Lucky. Unlucky Lucky. Fingers crossed Elizabeth is okay. And maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing if Rik made it too. Will one of them wake up with a brand new personality? That's always fun. Maybe Elizabeth could wake up thinking she's Ava. Two Avas! And Rik could wake up thinking he's Sonny. Two Sonnys! Hey, it's a soap opera. Let's get soapy! #mauricebenard #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest #ste...
Mar 31, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 356
Ava had Sonny right where she wanted him, but probably lucky for her he didn't die. Although, as far as Kristina is concerned, Ava's guilty anyway. Of everything. Kristina is guilty of being entirely unpleasant. So is Lulu. On the other hand, Curtis is hanging with Tracy and Stella! The tea party we didn't know we needed! And Barney pays a visit to Sonny and Jason. Oh wait--that's Brick in a big, purple suit! How is no one teasing him? Then Sonny says he wants to go to Toronto?! Jason is surroun...
Mar 28, 2025•56 min•Ep. 355
Potentially interesting development--Portia and Nina joining forces. Fingers crossed they can bring down that smug bastard Drew before he somehow makes Willow even more vapid. Although it would be great if Willow could see Drew for what he really is and extract herself from those huge hands. And Carly certainly is getting yelled at a lot for someone who almost died. But can anyone change her mind? One couple both Gia and Keisha feel good about? Elizabeth and Lucky. Just two good people who reall...
Mar 25, 2025•53 min•Ep. 354
Chase is in the loop! And he seems to be taking his anger out on Lulu, which works for Gia and Keisha! Brook Lynn is taking her anger out on Lois, and that works for Gia and Keisha too! Now, Brennan and Carly. Not really working. Joss and her WSB trainer? Also not working. Sonny and Laura? Sort of working as friends again, but maybe Laura should hold off on celebrating Sonny's personal growth. And will Valentin be allowed to live? Maybe he can share a cell with Nikolas? Plus, wasn't it cute watc...
Mar 21, 2025•56 min•Ep. 353
So Carly and Jack hit the sheets, and Gia and Keisha were more excited by the promise of cake at Trina's surprise party. Although the cake was too small. Terrible mistake! Plus, it's looking like stopping by Brennan's might have been a terrible mistake for Carly, and not just because they're short on chemistry. Valentin doesn't seem to be too broken up about poisoning the wrong person, does he? Maybe every spy just gets used to making a certain amount of mistakes. Anna seems to have made plenty ...
Mar 18, 2025•57 min•Ep. 352
Brook Lynn vs Gloria?!! Not fair! Lois. Shame on you. For reasons that aren't entirely clear sometimes. And poor Chase, looking so forlorn in his towel. Will he and Brook Lynn survive the news that they have been living with her baby for months? And why isn't Gio practicing his violin somewhere in the background of all of this drama? Meanwhile, Charlotte is back in Lulu's life! Poor Rocco is always going to be playing second fiddle to Charlotte. And what is the deal with Willow? She could use so...
Mar 14, 2025•59 min•Ep. 351
