What is going on with this podcast??? Kellie and Allen get a little too personal when it comes to Kellie's love of dirty songs and what doesn't go on on behind the bedroom door. How has their relationship fared during quarantine? What household chore can men and women do together to make their marriage stronger? And is role-playing ever going to play a part in Kellie and Allen's marriage? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...
May 12, 2020•49 min
Half a bottle of wine later, Kellie and Allen get into this week's podcast, discussing the fallout from their first foray into public dining, panicking over an impending meat shortage, and wondering whether we're fighting over morals or the constitution. And then it happened. Two podcasts ago, Allen sent Kellie into a panic when he tried to bring up something that happened in bed. Finally tonight, the big secret is revealed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn mo...
May 07, 2020•41 min
Kellie and Allen ventured out to a restaurant for the first time since the governor of Texas eased up on the coronavirus restrictions. But why does Kellie still feel like she's going to get into trouble. Because Kellie loves the "America Says" gameshow so much, Allen made a special Star Wars edition just for her! And then he created his own game show, "Pretentious or Not?" What did Kellie say about Allen's laundry that she will regret for the rest of her life? And podcast family member John has ...
May 05, 2020•53 min
Allen finally gave in and asked Kellie to cut his hair, but ONLY after she watched a YouTube tutorial. What was uglier: Allen's haircut or his attitude? All Kellie has ever wanted was to find TV shows Allen was willing to watch with her, and now they've got THREE!! How can one pool float cause so much controversy? What did Kellie throw away that brought tears to their sons' eyes? And what did Allen ALMOST reveal that left Kellie horrified and speechless??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Apr 30, 2020•58 min
With news that the governor of Texas is cracking open the door to end quarantine, Kellie's friend couldn't get on the phone fast enough to make a dinner reservation for Saturday night. She's invited Kellie and Allen. Should they go? One of them is more into the idea than the other. Kellie volunteered at Minnie's Food Pantry and talked about the experience and the desperate need for donations. If you'd like to donate or volunteer, visit MinniesFoodPantry.org. Kellie has another podcast called Lov...
Apr 28, 2020•39 min
Kellie's religious upbringing has her a little freaked out about an app they're using in China. And then a woman who graduated from Kellie's Christian high school wrote in to let her know that in the 30 years since she graduated, things haven't changed that much! What are the last four things you ordered off of Amazon? Kellie and Allen's lists weren't NEARLY as interesting as what one of our podcast family member's was! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more ab...
Apr 23, 2020•50 min
Kellie and Allen finally had to face the truth and step on the scale. How did they survive a week without alcohol, carbs and candy do to a person in quarantine? Weigh in is tomorrow. We'll see if it was worth it! If you're not on the Next Door app during quarantine, you're missing out! Neighbors are turning on each other as they report each other for not wearing face masks and congregating in groups. While Allen was doing yard work, Kellie was secretly filming him and caught him in an embarrassi...
Apr 21, 2020•36 min
Allen gets REAL comfortable on the podcast as he and Kellie hash out their past few days of quarantine. Kellie and Allen shared some information on how you can donate to food banks who are in desperate need at this time. For those who are able to give, check out ntfb.org/give or minniesfoodpantry.org. The time finally came for Kellie and Allen to get rid of some of the stuff they each brought into the marriage but refused to give up at the time. Operation Once in a Lifetime got a nice donation, ...
Apr 16, 2020•57 min
Quarantine birthdays could suck, but Allen did everything he could possibly think of to make Kellie's birthday special. From mimosas at breakfast to dirty martinis at supper, Allen pulled out all the stops. But the most special gift he gave her was A Whole Entire Book of Things I Love About Kellie by Allen. And with a little prodding, Allen reads the book on today's podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...
Apr 14, 2020•43 min
The coronavirus has caused Kellie and Allen to make a sad decision regarding their upcoming Podcast Family Vacation. But after that sad note, Allen gives the results to his online coronavirus survey, which leads to the oddest question -- Is Allen sexier than Dr. Fauci? And THAT led to an interesting discussion of sexy men over the age of 70. And Allen reads a letter from a woman whose fiancé refuses to adhere to the rules of quarantine. It's gotten so bad, that she moved out of the house. What s...
Apr 09, 2020•43 min
Allen has a list of questions for Kellie regarding her quarantine experience. Has Kellie sent any quarantine memes? Has she sung out of a window? Has she referred to Coronavirus and "'Rona?" And piggy-backing on a viral Facebook post, Kellie and Allen share their unpopular opinions. What do other people seem to love that they just.........don't? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Apr 07, 2020•54 min
It’s easy to think celebrities live in a fairytale world: fame, fortune and access to all the best life has to offer. But what happens when we take a closer look? When we look past the titles, the stardom and the riches we’re suddenly left with stories that aren’t all that different from our own. From falling in love to impressing the in-laws to navigating married life, it seems that royal titles don’t make things any less complicated. Wondery’s new series Even the Rich pulls gives you a hilario...
Apr 03, 2020•9 min
How did Kellie and Allen's simple conversation about social distancing end up in a colossal argument??? It goes from 0 to 100 real quick. Allen delivers on his promise. What would be YOUR final meal? Find out how that compares to the final meal requests of some notorious death row inmates. And who do you know that deserves a blessing? Email podcast@kellieandallen.com and tell them in 100 words or less who deserves a blessing during this time uncertain time. The deadline to enter is midnight Cent...
Apr 02, 2020•40 min
Kellie and Allen are getting used to this #QuarantineLife. Allen has been really getting into his art while Kellie tried once again to impress him with a home-cooked meal. Yeah. Find out how THAT went. Allen then one-ups her by giving his copycat Chick-Fil-A milk shake recipe that their kids really love. Kellie toys with the idea of coming up with a hobby and bettering herself during quarantine. But her biggest accomplishment of self-isolation so far is finally convincing Allen to sit down and w...
Mar 26, 2020•51 min
Whoa. Will Kellie and Allen's marriage suffer as a result of the self-quarantine? They have some pretty major disagreements when it comes to the rules of social distancing. In honor of Kenny Rogers passing, Kellie and Allen decide to sing a little "Islands in the Stream," but would ANYONE consider this duet a tribute? And finally, things get really deep when Allen reads some listener mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...
Mar 24, 2020•59 min
Allen is Han Solo this week. Not really, but Kellie is visiting her relatives in South Carolina which means the show must go on with A-Train only. Will he be able to podcast without his love bug? What awkward social distancing interaction did Allen have at Larry’s Vet? How was the RV trip to West Texas with Allen's parents and boys? All these questions and more will be answered in this episode if Allen can STOP TALKING!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more...
Mar 17, 2020•47 min
Two days after the fact, Kellie is still recovering from an all-ladies slumber party. Find out what went down, from the swap party to the surprise stripper to the hot tub to the black out. Blame it on the BuzzBallz! Kellie doesn't want to believe it, but based upon the evidence presented by Allen, it looks like they have a bunny murderer in the family. And the podcast ends with a surprise visit from Kellie and Allen's sons, Cole and Dylan! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...
Mar 12, 2020•51 min
In honor of the late James Lipton, Kellie and Allen answer the ten questions he always posed to his guests at the end of "Inside the Actors Studio." Of course, Allen couldn't resist throwing in a couple questions of his own... And Allen thinks it's time to learn a new magic trick that involves Kellie. Maybe they'll perform it on the Podcast Family Vacation in July?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Mar 10, 2020•49 min
Does Daylight Saving Time have ANYTHING to do with math or science? You'd be surprised that this becomes a huge subject of debate for Kellie and Allen. Should we be panicked about the Coronavirus? Are we burying our heads in the sand if we're not stocking up on Clorox wipes and bottled water? And after speaking on a panel for the Texas Eating Disorders Association, Kellie shared her story about her decades long battle with bulimia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices L...
Mar 05, 2020•1 hr 13 min
Kellie and Allen recap their exhausting, exhilarating, over-indulgent weekend. After mocking it relentlessly, Allen finally bought in to this whole High Desert Marfa Chic dress code. Find out what went down at the Kidd's Kids fundraiser and how Kellie got ripped off. Kellie explains why she gave up dirty martinis. And have you ever thought you were eating one thing but it turned out to be something else??? And Allen is super excited about his upcoming RV trip with his parents and the boys, and P...
Mar 03, 2020•54 min
Kellie and Allen have a charity event and the evening's attire has them VERY confused. But it leads to Kellie singing the old jingle for her daddy's Western wear store not once, but twice! Allen shares some Interesting Stuff involving wandering sea lions and a new world record. Kellie thinks somebody needs to draw the line in the sand when it comes to support animals on planes. And Kellie finally does a bit she promised two podcasts ago -- Things that are super popular, but you just don't get it...
Feb 27, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Kellie interrupts her Bachelor viewing to do the podcast, but has to get a little something off her chest about the episode before the podcast can continue! Allen and Kellie went to a charity event featuring Idina Menzel that had Allen downloading "Let It Go" in his car. And Allen is having second thoughts about his upcoming RV vacation with his sons AND HIS PARENTS. Kellie thinks she has the perfect solution, but Allen isn't so sure. And Allen wraps up the podcast with a little listener mail! L...
Feb 25, 2020•53 min
A lot of people got engaged on Valentine's Day, which means a lot of people are planning weddings. Find out how much you should budget for the big day. Kellie also has some statistics on cellphone addiction while Allen shares a listener's find of the most lewd-sounding city in each state, which may make you giggle. Allen reads listener mail about dating after divorce and a cure for snoring. And if that's not enough, we reveal the official sandwich of the podcast AND find out about Allen's upcomi...
Feb 20, 2020•1 hr 15 min
Allen swept Kellie away to Austin for a romantic Valentine weekend getaway. Find out where they went...what they did...how Kellie beat Allen in a cut-throat athletic competition...and where they partied with people way, WAY younger than they are. Plus, Allen used a word that caused Kellie to cock her head to the side and say, "Huh?" So Allen came up with a list of words that tend to cause Kellie to have that same reaction Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more ...
Feb 18, 2020•49 min
Kellie and Allen are celebrating the third anniversary of their engagement! Hear how Allen pulled off the perfect surprise proposal and how Kellie almost screwed up the big reveal. Kellie found a Ranker article about the chivalrous things men do that some women find annoying. Who knew that elevators could be so controversial! Also, find out how Kellie and Allen will celebrate the upcoming Valentine's Day weekend and why Kellie's daughter is mad at her AGAIN. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
Feb 13, 2020•1 hr 10 min
When host Nikki Boyer’s best friend Molly is diagnosed with Stage IV breast cancer, she decides to do something bold. She leaves an unhappy marriage and embarks on a series of sexual adventures to feel alive. Over this six-part miniseries, Molly shares the details of her hilarious escapades in a story about friendship, death, and what you do with the time you have left. From Wondery, the creators of Dirty John and The Moment comes Dying For Sex. Listen now at wondery.fm/DFS22. Learn more about y...
Feb 12, 2020•9 min
How would Podcast Family Members use $1500 from Living Spaces to spice up a room in their homes? Kellie and Allen read some fabulously hilarious and sometimes lewd entries for this contest and pick the grand prize winner. Also find out what NOT to order off an Instagram ad. Get details on the Second Annual Podcast Family Vacation. Kellie talks about the launch of her new podcast, Love Letters to Kellie...The Podcast! And find out about yet another business adventure Kellie and Allen are daring t...
Feb 11, 2020•56 min
Kellie and Allen have been letting their inbox get a little too full, so they did some purging on this podcast! The letters from our podcast family provide us SO much information!! Of course, we can't get away from the swingers topic and one listener describes how it's made her marriage so successful. Another shares her cure for hot flashes and memory loss during menopause. Find out some Podcast Family Members' suggestions for true crime podcasts and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Feb 06, 2020•1 hr 12 min
It's been two years in the making, but Allen's movie is finally ready for the masses! Almost. The premiere of the independent film "The University of Las Colinas" was held over the weekend and Kellie gives her honest review. Has Allen been bitten by the acting bug? Will he move on to bigger and better things? When will the public be able to enjoy this action comedy? And what is up with our podcast and swingers?? You'll get the answers to a couple of these questions on today's podcast. Of course,...
Feb 04, 2020•56 min
Allen is finally back from his wild, extra-long weekend in LA with Bad Influence Jeff. Allen describes what it was like to be in LA and outside the Staples Center when news of Kobe Bryant's death broke. Allen got to cross a big item off his bucket list by attending the Grammys. Find out his top 3 moments from the night. And after getting screwed out of a promised rehearsal, how will the event coordinators make it up to them? This is where the little tiny bit of a parental advisory comes in. Bad ...
Jan 30, 2020•50 min