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A Perfectly Cromulent Simpsons Show

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Join hosts Jesse and Kristen as they embark on a journey through every episode of The Simpsons, one Springfield moment at a time! Hailing from different countries, these two lifelong fans bring unique cultural perspectives to the show’s humor, heart, and hidden gems. Each week, they dig into fun facts, debate classic moments, and uncover the quirky errors that make The Simpsons a beloved masterpiece. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a newcomer, A Perfectly Cromulent Simpsons Show offers a fresh, insightful, and nostalgic trip back to TV’s most iconic animated family. Prior to Episode 43 The show was hosted by Jesse and His pal Hella Greg, and it has been revamped by the current duo!

Episodes

3.18: Separate Vocations

When the results of Bart's vocational survey suggest he'd make a great cop and Lisa learns her dreams of becoming a professional sax player are doomed by genetics (she has stubby fingers, which would make saxophone playing impossible, even though she never exhibited any problems before this episode or since), their roles at Springfield Elementary are reversed: Bart becomes a hall monitor who cracks down on school misbehavior (after surviving a run-in with Snake during a police ride-along) while ...

Mar 05, 20251 hr 22 minSeason 3Ep. 18

3.17: Homer At The Bat

The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's softball team is surprisingly successful thanks to Homer, but Mr. Burns decides to call in Major League Baseball ringers (all of which voice themselves) for the championship game anyway especially after making a $1 million dollar bet that his team will win. Aired: 02/20/1992 Written By: John Swartzwelder Directed By: Jim Reardon The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kri...

Feb 26, 202558 minSeason 3Ep. 17

3.16: Bart The Lover

Bart creates a phony lover for a lonely Ms. Krabappel after Krabappel punishes Bart with detention for smashing the class fish tank with a yo-yo. Meanwhile, Homer curbs his profanity with a swear jar after Ned Flanders' son, Todd, picks up Homer's foul language. Aired: 02/13/1992 Written By: Jon Vitti Directed By: Carlos Baeza The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Feb 19, 20251 hr 19 minSeason 3Ep. 16

3.15: Homer Alone

After suffering a mental breakdown while doing errands, Marge decides that a vacation away from the family will do her some good — but it ends up being bad for everyone else, including Maggie, who runs away to find her; Homer, who can't find his youngest daughter, and Bart and Lisa, who have to endure a weekend with the Gruesome Twosome, Patty and Selma. Aired: 02/06/1992 Written By: David M. Stern Directed By: Mark Kirkland The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the ...

Feb 12, 20251 hr 5 minSeason 3Ep. 15

3.14: Lisa The Greek

Homer and Lisa find a way to bond approaching their different interests (and intellects), with Homer using Lisa's uncanny ability to accurately predict the winning team on football games to win a fortune under the guise of Sunday being "Daddy-Daughter Day". When Lisa realizes near the end of the football season that she was only being used, she gives Homer a final bet that could make or break their relationship. Meanwhile, Marge gets new clothes for Bart by going shopping together. Aired: 01/24/...

Feb 05, 20251 hr 21 minSeason 3Ep. 14

3.13: Radio Bart

Bart uses a radio microphone that he got on his birthday to trick the townspeople into thinking a little boy is stuck in the town's well, but when Bart goes to retrieve the radio, he 's the one stuck in the well with no one to help him. Aired: 01/09/1992 Written By: Jon Vitti Directed By: Carlos Baeza The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Jan 29, 20251 hr 13 minSeason 3Ep. 13

3.12: I Married Marge

While Marge is at the doctor's to see whether or not she's pregnant for the fourth time, Homer tells the kids the story of his post-high school life with Marge, including how Bart was conceived at the mini-golf course, how Homer and Marge quickly got married at a roadside chapel, and how Homer provided for his new family by getting a job at the nuclear plant. Aired: 12/26/1991 Written By: Jeff Martin Directed By: Jeffery Lynch The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when th...

Jan 22, 20251 hr 8 minSeason 3Ep. 12

3.11: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Depressed over spending all his time at work and not enjoying life, Mr. Burns decides to sell the nuclear plant to fill his already fat wallet, and the German investors interested in the plant fire Homer for not being an efficient worker. Aired: 12/05/1991 Written By: Jon Vitti Directed By: Mark Kirkland The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Jan 15, 202558 minSeason 3Ep. 11

3.10: Flaming Moe's

Moe steals Homer's secret recipe for a bizarre drink called the Flaming Homer and becomes rich. Aired: 11/21/1991 Written By: Robert Cohen Directed By: Rich Moore and Alan Smart The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Jan 08, 20251 hr 8 minSeason 3Ep. 10

3.9: Saturdays of Thunder

After failing a fatherhood test in a parenting magazine, Homer decides to spend time with Bart as he builds a Soapbox Derby racecar, but Bart worries that Homer will ruin his chances at winning after Martin gives Bart his racer following an injury Aired: 11/15/1991 Written By: Kevin Levine and David Isaacs Directed By: Jim Reardon The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Jan 01, 202559 minSeason 3Ep. 9

3.8: Lisa's Pony

Homer will do anything he can to make Lisa love him again after he can't get her a 4 1/2 reed in time. Fun episode that makes us realize that sometimes homer will go to great lengths to please his family! Aired: 11/07/1991 Written By: Al Jean and Mike Reiss Directed By: Carlos Baeza The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Apr 17, 202049 minSeason 3Ep. 8

3.7: Simpsons Halloween Special II

Jesse and Greg are Joined by a non-Simpsons fan (Paul) to watch this wonderful Halloween special. As a group that sincerely loves the Simpsons halloween episodes/Treehouse of Horror this feels like such an authentic on. Plus hear some authentic 1991 commercials while you're here!! Aired: 09/31/1991 Written By: Atrocious Al Jean and Morbid Mike Reiss, Jittery Jeff Martin, Gasping George Meyer, Slithering Sam Simon and Spooky John Swartzwelder Directed By: Jim Reardon The show now has updated soci...

Apr 10, 20201 hr 15 minSeason 3Ep. 7

3.6: Like Father Like Klown

We learn the sad story of Krusty the Klown's origin. (that isn't even his real name!!) He was shunned by his father for wanting to be performer and not a musician or jazz singer. Can Bart and Lisa bring the two back together again? Will Lisa learn ancient Hebrew? We answer all these questions and more in this week's episode. Aired: 09/24/1991 Written By: Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky Directed By: Jeffrey Lynch and Brad Bird The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when th...

Apr 03, 202047 minSeason 3Ep. 6

3.5: Homer Defined

Homer saves Springfield from Nuclear meltdown, but mostly with dumb luck. After being showered with praised and recognized for his greatness, he has to walk the fine line to show he knows what he's doing. Until he has to prove he knows.... and of course he doesn't. He's homer. Greg and I began recording regularly again. Please enjoy! Aired: 09/17/1991 Written By: Howard Gewirtz Directed By: Mark Kirkland The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and ...

Mar 28, 202044 minSeason 3Ep. 5

3.4: Bart the Murderer

Bart get's caught up with some of Springfield's more nefarious characters. Culminating in a clash between them and one of Bart's known enemies. Aired: 09/10/1991 Written By: John Swartzwelder Directed By: Rich Moore The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Jan 06, 202038 minSeason 3Ep. 4

3.3: When Flanders Failed

Season 3. Episode 3: The first episode ever revolving around Ned Flanders, and we like Ned Flanders dang diddly ding dong heck! Ned leaves his 9-5 to open up his own store catering to the left handed population like himself. Homer has a moral quandary and is a jerk for most of the episode. In the end it's all going to be ok again, it is the Simpsons after all. Aired: 09/03/1991 Written By: Jon Vitti Directed By: Jim Reardon The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the s...

Dec 10, 201934 minSeason 3Ep. 3

3.2: Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington

On this episode we cover the episode where Homer learns that he loves to read magazines and Lisa uncovers the seedy underbelly of the US government and it's ways. Aired: 09/26/1991 Written By: George Meyer Directed By: Wes Archer The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Dec 03, 201944 minSeason 3Ep. 2

3.1: Stark Raving Dad

Homer gets put into a mental institute in which he befriends, Michael Jackson? Season 3 premiere is a great episode, maybe even worth a 5 yellow finger, god-tier rating....Maybe! Aired: 09/19/1991 Written By: Al Jean and Mike Reiss Directed By: Rich Moore The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Nov 12, 201952 minSeason 3Ep. 1

2.22: Blood Feud

Bart saves Mr. Burns's life. But Homer becomes enraged when Mr. Burns doesn't return the favor by sending the Simpsons what he considers to be an appropriate "thank you" gift. Aired: 07/11/1991 Written By: George Meyer Directed By: David Silverman The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Nov 04, 201942 minSeason 2Ep. 22

2.21: 3 Men and a comic book

When Bart attends a comic book convention dressed as his superhero alter ego Bartman, he finds the first issue of Radioactive Man for $100 at Comic Book Guy 's Android's Dungeon. However, he does not have enough money to buy it, and Homer refuses to give him extra money, so he decides to get a job. Bart turns to Mrs. Glick , who gives him fifty cents for his hard work. Bart then goes to the Android's Dungeon, with only a few cents extra, where he runs into Milhouse and Martin . He talks them int...

Oct 29, 201945 minSeason 2Ep. 21

2.20: The War of the Simpsons

At a party thrown by himself and his wife Marge , Homer humiliates himself by getting drunk, telling off strangers, and leering at Maude Flanders ' cleavage. The following day at church, Marge signs up for a weekend retreat of marriage counseling hosted by Reverend Lovejoy and his wife Helen . Homer finds out the retreat will be held at Catfish Lake and packs his fishing equipment, despite Marge's telling him all they will be doing is resolving their differences. On the way to the retreat, Homer...

Oct 23, 201958 minSeason 2Ep. 20

2.19: Lisa's Substitute

Lisa gets attached to a substitute teacher. Bart Runs for Class President, and Greg and Jesse laugh a lot! Aired: 04/25/1991 Written By: Jon Vitti Directed By: Rich Moore The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Sep 09, 201947 minSeason 2Ep. 19

2.18: Brush With Greatness

" Brush with Greatness " is the eighteenth episode of The Simpsons ' second season . It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on April 11, 1991. [3] In the episode, Marge revives her high school-era interest in painting by enrolling in an art class after getting encouraged by Lisa . When she wins first prize in a local art competition for a portrait of Homer on the couch in his underwear, Mr. Burns commissions her to paint a portrait of him. Meanwhile, Homer is determined to l...

Aug 26, 201955 minSeason 2Ep. 18

2.17: Old Money

Listen as Abe falls in love and loses it all over 23 minutes! We love this episode and know you will too!! Aired: 03/28/1991 Written By: Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky Directed By: David Silverman The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Aug 20, 201944 minSeason 2Ep. 17

2.16: Bart's Dog Gets an "F"

Come with us on a journey that puts Santos L. Halper in a fight for his freedom and to stay with the simpsons family. Can he learn to be a good boy in time? Aired: 03/07/1991 Written By: Jon Vitti Directed By: Jim Reardon and David Silverman The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Aug 12, 201944 minSeason 2Ep. 16

2.15: Oh Brother, Where art Thou?

Homer discovers that he has an illegitimate half-brother who was adopted by a wealthy family and is now the very successful car manufacturer Herb Powell. Herb is invited to stay with the Simpsons and, considering Homer to be an average American and typical consumer, asks him to design a new car for the company. It is, however, a total disaster and results in Herb's bankruptcy Aired: 02/21/1991 Written By: Jeff Martin Directed By: Wes Archer The show now has updated social media accounts as of Ja...

Aug 05, 201948 minSeason 2Ep. 15

2.14: Principal Charming

Watch Principal Skinner fall in love with Patty as Homer is attempting to set him up with Selma. Listen as we talk about Armin's terrible moves along the way to his eventual break up with Patty, that leads to Bart moving from Skinner's good list immediately back to the shit list. Great episode with some great moments. SUPR Simpsons Rating Jesse - 3.2 Greg - 3.1 Aired: 02/14/1991 Written By: David M. Stern Directed By: Mark Kirkland and David Silverman The show now has updated social media accoun...

Jul 29, 201947 minSeason 2Ep. 14

2.13: Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

2.13 (26) Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment Chalkboard: "I will not make flatulent noises in class." Couch gag: Egyptian Dance couch gag Guest Voices: Phil Hartman as Troy McClure, the Cable Guy and Moses Aired: 02/07/1991 Written By: Steve Pepoon Directed By: Rich Moore The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Jul 22, 201952 minSeason 2Ep. 13

2.12: The way we was

Travel back in Simpsons time with Greg and Jesse as we see how Homer and Marge fell in love! This episode is the first major flashback episode we have and it's a fun one at that to imagine what it would be like to see a young homer and marge and the introduction of a lifelong rival Artie Ziff (Voiced by John Lovitz) This episode is written by Sam Simon, Mike Reiss and Al Jean and Directed by David Silverman, so we had a very qualified staff on this episode. Please enjoy! Aired: 01/31/1991 Writte...

Jul 15, 201944 minSeason 2Ep. 12

2.11: One fish, Two fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish: We take a look at Homer's mortality once more. That makes us sad. Aired: 01/24/1991 Written By: Nell Scovell Directed By: Wes Archer The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Jul 08, 201953 minSeason 2Ep. 11