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Welcome to a D&D story . I am Brandon , the Irish Wookiee , and with me today is Bill .
Hello , I'm Bill . I play Glenn , the half-elf rogue swashbuckler .
And Brandon Got him .
Hi everybody . I'm Brandon . I was just taking a drink . That's why it took me so long to respond . It's not because I'm stupid , I was just taking a drink . That's why it took me so long to respond . It's not because I'm stupid , I was just panicking . I play Nines , the high elf monk , who is clearly the best character .
I really want you , I really want Nines and Glenn to just sit down at a table and just argue with who's the best at some point and Best at what . Everything , hmm , everything , hmm . Yeah , I mean .
Glenn is the best there it is he's the main character nines is gonna be the pigeon on the chessboard .
Glenn is the only character that has been in every episode .
Not true . Mors hasn't been in every episode .
No , Mors has not been . Sam was in a couple of episodes without Mors . Remember the ?
Nines background episode oh Bean .
Sprout , oh Bean Sprout . Bean Sprout's the main character .
Bean Sprout's the main character he also has come back from the dead so many times Just saying True . He's got Dragon Ball Z lore backing him up , justin . Oh wait , that's me . Hi everybody , I'm Justin . Oh wait , hi Brandon .
Oh fuck , After 76 episodes , you couldn't have got it right .
Look , maybe if we practiced more often . Anywho , hi Justin , hi Matty , how's it going ? I play sometimes Mors , not today , and today I'm playing Sam , who is a female half-elk . Nope , wow , half-elk , half-orc , barbarian .
Arguably half-elk though .
I mean half-elk , half-orc , who can say it's like it's an orc minotaur , I mean just by statistically speaking , though , moors is probably more half elk than uh sam , so goddamn and finally , maddie . Hi everybody , I'm maddie . I play Montoya Inigo the Arctic Tabaxi Ranger .
So I want to say thank you everybody for following us , liking us , giving us ideas . It means a lot to us . We have had some awesome , awesome stats in the last couple episodes . I want to say a special thank you to Dublin . We've noticed that you've been really stepping up and listening to us the last couple episodes .
You are our most listened to city in our last three episodes . So thank you , let us know if you want us out there .
Is that because you're the Irish Wookiee ?
I think so yeah , the Irish Wookiee . I mean , I attract them . Yeah , yeah , perfect .
Yeah , actually , irish .
Wookiee . I mean I attract them . Yeah , yeah , perfect , yeah , actually I didn't put that together until you said it , but I do want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart . It means a lot to us . We really appreciate everybody from all these different countries listening to us . It really does mean a lot to us .
We started this as just a place for us all to get together during COVID , and for us all to get together during COVID and for us to be in all these different countries and people listening to us religiously . I really appreciate it , thank you . But now we want to come to a city near you .
Yeah .
Strictly speaking , we started before COVID in America .
That's true . So we're a religion . Now we are , yeah , you heard it . We're a religion check .
We are . You heard it . You're a religion . Check , read the gospel . Now you can play Glen .
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You were going to say that they can sponsor us to come and visit their town .
Oh yeah , If somebody wants us to come , absolutely Message me . We'll figure out a way out there . We'll put out a .
We do travel internationally .
We do travel internationally , absolutely .
I will say we ship domestic or international .
So generally I'm not for a live episode , but if you fly us out to your town , I will commit to doing a live episode in your town .
Are we going to bring equipment with us , or are we just going to be sitting there with our phones ?
up to our face . We'll just have a big-ass jobber between us all .
Yeah .
And we'll do it in nude .
Yeah . You know what Matty ?
I will commit to that . That's the stretch goal .
Can we do it in a sauna ? Ooh . I want to go to Norway and do it in a sauna .
Let's do the entire thing in a sauna . Are we still talking about the podcast ?
No , not anymore . We're just doing it Whatever you feel like when the mood strikes . You know what you do . It All right ?
So one last thing before we get into it . I want to send a special congratulations over towards Matty . He just had a new baby boy last week , yay .
Yay , Maddie , Thanks everyone .
Congratulations . Hey , even applause . I love it , let's get into it . Everybody but Bill roll for some recap . Oh my god not please roll high .
Please roll high you guys , you guys are all wasting your good boys all right my religion oh , no it was pretty bad , just for the record I rolled a four .
Is that good ? Um no no , all right four . You rolled a four for not doing the check or not doing the recap right , that's correct , but people beat you .
What , what .
All right . So , Brandon , if you wouldn't mind giving us a recap of the episode we did two months ago .
Okay , a lot of things happened . It's been pretty crazy . There were murders that we were investigating and we were talking to guards and whatnot and figuring out like the best way to figure out W the TF is going on and the guard who was telling this about is Guard Frank Constable Jute .
Damn it . Guard Frank gave us directions to Constable Jute Yep .
There we go , constable Jute , damn it Guard . Frank gave us directions to Constable Jute . Yep , correct , there we go , constable Jute . And then we met up after her walking her beat . Wait , is it a dude ? That is true , it was a chick , right . Jute's a lady Jute's a lady , there we go . Yeah , you , she a bunch , so that makes sense .
We find out that the second murder was brushed under the rug by her superiors and Counselor Dory being kind of the main one , who is our person of interest . Do you remember why ? She said that he was very private , having very private meetings with the commanders , and he wears a lot of perfume . Nobody likes him and it's super humid in his warehouse .
Okay , anything else . All of those things are suspicious enough . I'd arrest him for murder , like in real life .
Nah , we don't arrest people , we just go kill them .
Yeah . Extra judicial let's go .
This party's like a murder hobo light . Do you remember anything else about the last episode , brandon ? You're missing a couple key points .
Hang on , I'm still catching up on the notes that I've got . Okay , commander Noah is a name , a perfumer named Loquid and then a female gnome named Grotten Longflint , all of whom are business associates of Dory . Who is the counselor ?
right Counselor Dory , correct yep , mr Dory , is what he goes by , right . Yep , he's part of the council that rooms the Styes .
And really it's around this point that the notes start to go off the rails a little bit . We can either go to Jarmy's scene or murder scene . Number two is what I wrote down . The scene is still muddy and bloody , rats scuttling . I misspelled bloody , by the way , footprints everywhere . There was a murder .
You can see where most of the blood was , where the body was , mark's still indicating where it laid . The murder happened two days ago . Victim was stabbed to death . There were rolls , an 11 from Glenn Investigation check .
There was a blood trail leading down the alley away from the direction that we came in , and I think we also determined that alleys generally have an entrance and an exit .
That is also true . We did have a 10-minute conversation about alleys . It was important .
And I still don't agree with them both .
It has to have an entrance . It does not have to have .
I think you can call it a dead end alley If it's a special sort of alley ?
Yeah , because you have a blind alley right . How else could you ? How are you going to ? Get out .
I'm never going to start playing Fox Canyon .
And then Eggs that can be your way in .
And then , uh , I , uh , no , glenn um disguised himself , he pressed the digitated and uh , used his disguise abilities and , uh , he like passed the smell test and , speaking of smell tests , there was a vial that , like , passed the smell test and , speaking of smell tests , there was a vial that I wrote down that I sniffed it . No , you drank that shit .
You were telling me that I drank it , but I wrote down that I sniffed it . I wrote down that .
I sniffed it . Now I have disadvantage I have that also One second oh wrote down that I sniffed it Now . I have disadvantage . I have that also . One second .
Oh no , you did sniff it . Yeah , you did sniff it , but yeah , you have disadvantage on ability checks until your next long rest , okay .
And so , but like , for some reason my notes are super spotty and that like , maybe my internet connection was bad .
Yeah , that's it , and that like maybe my internet connection was bad .
Yeah , that's it .
Or like the no , that's not it .
Sorry , say that again , I didn't , there wasn't . You mentioned the planets and their alignment .
So you asked about the temperature .
I did not . That's my recap .
Okay , does anybody want to help Brandon out a little bit so ?
Commander Noah is one of the commanders that Mr Dory is having private meetings with . I don't have the second one . And we went to the second murder site , like you said . Blood , refuse , debris everywhere , rats contaminated the scene , blood trailed down the alley .
Skirm tracks were found , scum scum and then skoom and then , uh , I don't , and then my notes stop . But I do know that I went in , did the prestidigitation disguise and snuck in and acted like a worker and investigated and we found that stuff that he was talking about , that he sniffed in the and I don't remember what else .
Apparently he was ill-advised . Sniffing yes Was ill-advised .
Okay .
Justin , you have anything to add .
One of the things we learn when talking with Jute I think it's important at least is that when she was talking to the dude who was put to death , Jarmy , that guy it seemed like he might have been under some kind of mind control , Like he was confused and kind of out of sorts , Like he didn't know how he was there , why he was there yes , when she
confronted him , he came in very willingly which she said was a first for her , um , because he had very clearly just murdered this person and then was like , oh okay , it's jail time , got it yeah um , I have a little bit more details about the scoom . If you want to talk about that , I don't know that it super matters right now it looks like .
Can you give a brief description of what a scoom is ?
yeah , why is everyone scooming all over the ?
place . A scoom is a snake like creature that also has a human form . They're created by an aboleth to fulfill a role as a soldier . They have webbed fingers . They have eyes that are meant for dark places . They have they're both . They're able in both close and long distance range combat .
They're created by converting other beings into them , and I wrote down more stuff that I missed , so I didn't get it all , but that's a pretty good chunk . Yeah , that's a pretty good chunk .
Yeah , yeah . Basically , scooms are given special powers by a deity which transforms their body . They typically enjoy moist atmospheres or humid atmospheres and they smell very bad , like fish or some kind of deep sea creature we also saw .
Well , we saw , uh , while glenn was exploring without us , he found a frog-like creature called a red slad , and he was able to describe for us some creatures that were flying between levels and when he was ascribing to us , we collectively were able to describe for us some creatures that were flying between levels and when he was ascribing to us , we collectively
were able to identify those creatures as manticores , correct . I think that's all the important stuff that I had . Yep that is good , all right , I had . I took notes on what we were going to try to do this episode , just to keep us collective players in check . We were talking about either going in now or try to regroup .
Uh , beat up with , shoot , rest and discuss our plans . Our concerns were manticores , the red slad , the stinky vials and whatever . These cloaked concerns were manticores , the red slad , the stinky vials and whatever these cloaked figures were , which I don't think I have any other notes on them . Maybe those are the manticores or slads .
I don't know Something about cloaked figures , meh .
So you guys are . I can't tell you anything else , unless anybody else wants to add . That is what your characters have figured out .
Yeah , counselor Dory's warehouses were noted as being particularly humid . And so that's definitely a potential avenue of approach vis-a-vis the scooms it's a it's a very scoomy thing to do I mean if it looks like scoom and it smells like scoom and then it tastes like it's probably a duck . Fucking Freud almost got me , bro , yeah .
And this , right here , is why we rated M for mature . Yep . All right , so let's jump into it . So you guys are all currently sitting outside of Dory's Warehouse , which is a large building that is attached to a ship with a connecting like an old ship , that is , with a connecting bridge between them .
It looks like it used to be some kind of ship dock , but the water has receded since then and now the there is a large ship that is used as a residence of some sort by mr dory glenn has recently come out and given you a full description of the warehouse , including any baddies that he saw within and workers . It is still it .
It is slightly past midday and there are still a plethora of workers going in and out of the building . What would you all like to do ? Oh , go ahead .
You said there's a ship that's connected to the warehouse .
That's correct . It's raised up in the air and there is a it looks like a poorly constructed bridge and there is a it looks like a a poorly constructed bridge that is put between the ship and the building itself .
Kind of a makeshift , it's all on stilts sort of thing . That's correct .
Is there any way to get to the ship without going through the warehouse ?
No , it is on the second floor . It is connected to the second floor of the warehouse Approximately 45 feet in the air .
What if Glenn snuck over there and dropped a rope down and then let everybody climb ?
You could try it .
Because we do so well at climbing yeah this group is very good at climbing .
Sam could do it .
I mean , I think Nines could probably do it .
Monty's fucked .
I'm the ranger and a cat , no wait .
Sam carry the cat Okay .
So , for the party's sake , you currently have a couple avenues . You can go go down , you can either uh just to . I know it's been a couple months , so I'm just keep laying out a couple things for you all . You can either uh approach the warehouse during the day and try to talk your way into seeing mr dory .
You can wait until nightfall and go in and sneak your way into Mr Jory's office . You can go and see the perfumer . Or you can try to regroup and do something completely different .
We'd like to choose option F .
Yes , I figured , which is even different than doing something different .
Yeah absolutely and is for no reason at all , just not option .
E for some reason .
Yeah .
So I think we should go back to Meat Hollow .
Okay .
It's an open world man . You do what you want . Hmm .
So we want to investigate Dory because we think he or she I don't know- it's a he . We want to . It's Mr Dory . I guess that doesn't mean that it's Anyway 2024 . It is so we want to investigate Mr Dory because we think he's heavily involved in the murder and probably involved in shutting down the investigation .
Okay , and so I would say I don't really want to wait until nighttime . So what do we know about Dory ? Is he active in the day ? Is he active in the night , like , does he go to the council chambers or anything like that ? Do we know any of that ?
uh , there is no set schedule for mr dory . Uh , you know he is an active part of the high council for the sties which makes ruling decisions over this area . Um , but they don't have . To your knowledge , they don't have any uh meetings scheduled . Um , you know that mr dory himself likes to visit a perfumer .
He likes to uh he , he has private meetings with some of the council uh commanders and he is a private person in general . He has been described as always having his cloak up , he always smells of a lot of perfume and that his warehouse is humid at all times .
So he's a skul or a sled ? Yeah , you mean a skoom .
Skoom .
Yeah , you're right , he's a skoom .
He's a skoomer , knew it . What a skoomer .
He's a skoomer , knew it .
What a skoomer . And it's daytime currently .
It is . It's just past midday , so 3pm-ish .
Well , based upon what we know of this Dory character , I'm not so sure he will just welcome us for an open invitation . We might have to sneak our way in or perhaps catch him someplace he would not expect us to be .
I'm pretty sure that he would welcome me . Why wouldn't I mean ? Everybody likes me ?
That is very true , but he does not know you , and so therefore he does not know how much he likes you quite yet .
Oh , okay .
Okay , so we could go see his friend the perfumer or the quote-unquote adventurer , whatever her name was .
Would you think our chances are sneaking into his office unseen ?
I'm pretty sure that I could sneak in . I don't think . Okay , so , Brandon , I'm going to use my general . I don't think I could sneak the group . I don't think the group could sneak in . Is that accurate ? That's a good question .
Let me see I might be able to sneak . I don't think the group can sneak in . Is that accurate ? That's a good question . Let me see .
I might be able to sneak . I'm trying to see what my invisibility works .
Well , Maddie , your ranger , you have passed without trace .
Pass without trace . I was going to say like I can .
That's what's on the list , yeah .
That's true , does that ? I think , it gives everybody like a plus ten on it .
It gives a plus ten on stealth checks .
Yeah , I think it is just a straight plus ten to all stealth for like an hour .
Yeah , it's an hour or until concentration is broken .
Nines will mention to everyone . Authority figures have always told me they want to keep me nearby to keep an eye on me . So I bet Counselor Dory would like to see me .
Yeah .
With a little bit of finesse , I feel like we can get in .
I'm pretty sure that I can talk to Counselor Dory and he'd want to talk to me . I don't think it would take me very long to convince him that he wants to talk to me .
So you just want to go in by yourself , or shall we all try to go along ?
No , I think we should all sneak in Because , while I'm pretty sure I can convince Dory that we're all friends and we can get some out what's going on and find out what his you know , why he thinks or , sorry , figure out why people think that he is um messing up the investigation , I'm sure once we all get in there we can convince him of you know coming
on and becoming honest with us the error of his ways yeah , I don't think it would be a good idea to try to just walk through . I think I would have some problems convincing the manticores that I'm friends with them . But I'm pretty sure I can convince Mr Dory .
So let's sneak our way to Dory's office and we'll go from there .
Actually , Master the Lion told me a very effective way to get past manticores .
And that is .
I'll buy it . Oh , you just kind of you kneel down , make yourself a little small right , and then you just kind of hold out a hand and just make this kind of like a piss a hand and just make this kind of like a piss , piss , piss , noise . Um , yeah , it uh .
We'll use that as option B .
Telling it three times out of four works pretty good .
If the sneaking thing doesn't work , why don't you tease , tease , tease the Manticores and we'll run away .
I hope that affects Monty and not the manticores .
Monty's drawn towards nines intriguingly he loses concentration .
He can only totally charm , he's gonna throw he's gonna make a saving throw every time he hears piss , piss , piss .
You guys should not have given me that idea .
We're sneaking in . Monty sees a light . Oh , what's that , monty ?
with his concentration All right . So what is the party's decision ?
Yep , we're going in Sam .
Me .
I don't know that I'm really equipped to make any kind of decisions here .
This is one of those adventures we have talked about .
Would you like to go ? Well , of course I'm here . I mean what's the worst that could go wrong ? Mean what's ?
the worst thing that could go wrong .
Yeah , what's the worst thing that could go wrong ? I guess I sure will find out .
Well , could we all , could we disguise ourselves all as workers and get in there ?
Nines tucks his pointy ears into , like the ends of his ears into his ears and says hey look , I'm a human .
I'll just put it on my credit card so are there elf workers , or is it all humans ?
These are all human workers .
Didn't you say there were other dwarf and races around ?
There are dwarf and human workers for this warehouse . Elves are not typically welcomed in the Styes .
Yeah , and so we were being side-eyed the entire time .
Just being around . Well , we were also dressed better than everybody else Also true , oh yeah , it's a poor part of town .
Yeah , and that's why , glenn was playing with his knife .
Truth be known , I'm pretty good at impersonating a dwarf . If you guys could pull off the human thing .
I can pull off anything that's true , monty . Good , sorry I was just gonna say , I mean , glenn could easily disguise himself as almost anybody let's .
Maybe we tried the disguises first and then . Then you know I filled us fails . We'll go for the sneaky sneak .
Um , in case you didn't know this if you walk in and everybody sees you , it's kind of hard to hide then yeah , we leave , and then we come back and hide . Okay , not saying that I've snuck in or I've disguised myself and gotten caught or anything like that .
But generally it's hard to get away once they've discovered if I so if we were for our listeners out there .
The image of my head is a cat and two half-elves are having the conversation about disguising themselves , while Sam , a six and a half foot tall half-orc , is sitting in the back just like I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do .
I just forgot , sam was an orc Just thinking of half-elf , maybe the disguise is the mess .
You think I'd make a good dwarf ?
Yes , I could disguise . I could disguise Sam as a dwarf , and then I could sneak in myself and just follow along behind you guys .
Why don't we just sneak in ?
Okay .
We just Honestly , recently people seem to have difficulty punching me in the face . I think I'm just a little bit more tranquil than I used to be . Glenn punches him in the face . You have to make a little saving throw first .
I have the Sanctuary spell .
Yeah so I have Tranquility which , after a long rest , gives me the effect of the Sanctuary Spell , meaning that in order to attack me , you have to overcome your natural inclination , ie a Wisdom saving throw , so does a 20 save Jesus .
Are you actually punching him in the face ? Because 5e is not good for player on player combat , but we'll do it one of us will do it .
Yeah , because nines is a pacifist this was glenn just not good at it he's trying his best .
He falls off the horse , he gets back on it's a daily struggle . Sorry , Dicey . Shall we sneak .
Shall we get our sneak on .
Yes , okay , then Monty is going to cast Pass Without Trace . Okay , dang it . I don't have any second level spell slot guys . Sorry , we can't use it . I'm just kidding , take a nap , it . Okay , dang it . I don't have any second level spell slot guys . Sorry , we can't use it .
I'm just kidding , take a nap .
It's active for one hour .
Alright , so okay so we can always come back in the evening . But yeah , Nevermind , it's already done .
Monty , what does it look like when you cast Pass Without Trace ? I forget honestly .
Kuss , kuss , kuss , kuss , kuss , Kuss , kuss , kuss , kuss , kuss . Monty will just kind of rub his hands together and will form this black orb that then he lets it go and it hits the ground and creates a black kind of foggish circle within 30 feet , centered around him .
And as he moves , ironically , this shadow just kind of follows on the ground around him for 30 feet around centered around him . And as he moves , ironically this shadow just kind of follows on the ground around him for 30 feet diameter exactly so .
You , you , it's not . It's not 30 feet around you . You get 30 foot creatures . You get to choose creatures within 30 feet of you oh , and then ? They have the effect of it so I will .
when I cast that orb and then drop it on the ground , you'll see it go to each one of the party members and will kind of linger around their feet , Preventing them from being leaving tracks . And everybody gets a plus 10 bonus to dexterity . Stealth checks , All right , and we can't be tracked except by magical means .
So Glenn goes into stealth . Like you see him kind of cower down and kind of pull his cloak around him and you'll see his normally bright and shiny cloak just turn matte black and he becomes even more difficult to see . Yeah , with a plus 10 , there is nobody that's going to ever see Glenn .
God , I hope you're rolling that one .
I can't . I know you can .
All right , so yeah , so before you all , the warehouse is a pretty large , imposing structure . You see weathered stone , reinforced wooden beams . It's roughly a rectangular shape . It's got high , thick walls and it shows signs of age , use and just the ocean wear on the side of it .
Right directly in front of you , there are large , heavy wooden doors that serve as the main entrance and you see people walking in and out of there , mostly humans . There are some doors sprinkled in and out of that , directly on each side of the door , are two guards . The guard on the left is a relatively burly middle-aged man .
He's got a weathered face and he looks seriously at each person that walks past him . He's got a leather cuirass over his simple tunic and he's got large , sturdy boots and a helmet on . He's got a short sword on his left side and a bow on his back and he carries a shield in his right hand that he's holding at all times .
The guard on the right is a younger individual . He's got leaner features leaner but sharp features and his eyes are darting back and forth towards the older guard and the personnel that are walking before him . He's got a crossbow slung over his shoulder with quiver bolts at his hip and you can see multiple daggers on his right side .
He's not as relaxed as the guard on the left , but he's very alert . He's glancing down at the street and the alleys , but his face makes him seem like he's more approachable than the guard on the left .
Do you see a way to like just bypass these two guards altogether ?
You have to walk past them to go into the main entrance . There is an entrance on the second floor . If you can find a way to climb it , it's on a small deck on the second floor that overlooks the main entrance .
If we try to climb to that and fail , would you think it'd alert these guards ? Proximity of the entrance to the guards .
If you were to fall while trying to climb , there would definitely be sound made and I would likely make you roll stealth at a disadvantage .
So before we actually approach , glenn will say I can go in and drop a rope down from that second story to give you help climbing up . I have a knotted rope that will make it easier for you to climb up .
So , to be clear , this deck is directly overhead of the main entrance , so the rope would be hanging between the two guards .
Oh , so that probably wouldn't work .
Yeah , Can we see any like windows or other kind of ventilation in this big-ass warehouse , in this humid part of the docks ?
There are multiple windows on the second floor . There seems to be a lack of windows on the first floor , which is a typical construct of this area based on the poorer neighborhood . The ship itself is hanging over a deeper trench , which seemed to have housed some water at some point in its life , so it's probably 60 feet in the air at this point .
Let me guess you got 50 feet of rope .
Say that again . I'm sorry .
You have 50 feet of rope . Is that right ?
Ship 60 feet in the air . I also have 50 feet of rope , yeah hold on ?
I don't know how long my rope is . 60 feet in the air . I also have 50 feet of rope . Yeah , hold on . I don't know how long my rope is , probably 50 feet .
That's usually what it is , I don't know .
Everybody knows how big their rope is yeah , it's just 50 feet .
Do you want to try to make your way all the way to the ship , and then we'll just climb up there , or perhaps one of those windows on the second floor ?
Yeah , we could do that . I mean , the windows would probably be the better bet .
Yes , I think .
Or less than 50 feet up .
That might be better than us all trying to sneak past these two guards without another way to get through .
I mean Glenn is very confident in his , especially with the pass without trace . He's very confident in his ability to get by . He's probably . His confidence level is probably to the point where he thinks he can probably sneak right in front of them and they won't notice . I mean , the lowest he can get is a 29 . And he has advantage .
Yeah , but that doesn't negate like you can't just walk through the middle of two people , but he can also do stuff like he carries ball bearings and stuff like that to use for distractions and that kind of stuff .
So there's more to it than just I just don't think there's a way we can distract the two of them to get the whole group past them , but distract them enough to get one person by is doable , and then we all climb up .
We could make a distraction to pull them away .
Sam says we could make a distraction to pull them away . Sam says yes , and then the because we also . There's many different ways . You would , I don't . I don't know , Sam , if we would be able to . I think , if you were part of the distraction , that it would cause so much of a distraction . I don't think you'd be able to get away .
So maybe put on your dwarf disguise and make , give somebody the dwarf disguise and make a thing in it , because none of us are races that are here so , but a dwarf is , so it might get away unnoticed .
So use your dwarf disguise , make a loud noise to distract them so I could sneak by a loud noise to distract them , so I can sneak by and then run around the corner , drop your door to Skye's and then you hide , and then I will drop a rope down from one of the windows .
Whichever , I'll point at one of the windows I'm the only one that probably knows the inside layout and I would point at one that I know that I can get to .
I think that would just fine .
Sam , do you want me to go and be the distraction , or is that something you'd like to take on ? I'm looking at a plus eight to my stealth checks . What's Sam got Plus one ? I should probably be the one doing the distraction then .
I'm pretty quick . I think I could maybe knock one over and pick a fight with them and then lose them and then circle around and get back to you .
That's not a bad idea as well . If you'd like to try , I'm more than willing to let you . I will stay close by in case you know what it's the fan .
I'm just tossing out options . I haven't done this kind of thing before .
I would say Glenn says he thinks that it might be best if Monty puts on his dwarf disguise and then he turns around .
That runs around the corner , and then he can drop his dwarf disguise as well as go into stealth and hide in the shadow , and you'll pretty much disappear it might be better for me to distract them as a tabaxi and then put on the dwarf disguise to get away and blend into the crowd if needed . Okay , I like that idea . Let's go that route .
I'll be the one to make the distraction and , if I need , I'll use the hidden dwarf band to blend into the crowds and get away .
I bet this would be really easy with just a little bit of magic .
Yes , I do believe the hidden dwarf band . He holds out this like handkerchief thing . This has a little bit of magic on it .
I'm not sure how it works .
It's got to be magic .
I forgot about that headband .
That's pretty sweet .
I've had it for a long time .
First time you've used it Wow .
I used it in a time travel thing , Alright so that's what we're going to do . What are we going to do ? Monty's going to make a distraction and draw them away from the entrance , letting Glenn get through , um , and honestly , everybody can probably get through at that point . And then I'll circle around to uh the window and climb up .
Okay .
Okay .
Sounds like a good plan , we'll see how the dice stay .
I'm going to pretend to be a human . You're just going to be stealthy , yeah you're just going to hide .
Yeah .
Just lurk around corners 11 .
Plus 11 to stealth , so I'm hiding and waiting for a rope from a window , are they ?
going to go with you ? I think we should , are we ?
waiting for them rope from a window . Are they going to go with you ?
I think we should . Are we waiting or are we all going in ?
I think you guys should wait and I drop the rope down and you're hiding underneath where the window is .
Okay , that way they're also there to help me . That's the entrance though right .
No , there's a deck .
Oh , we're doing a window . You said that right , no , no , no , there's a deck . Oh , we're doing a window .
You said that right , there's second-story windows , brandon .
There are second-story windows .
Okay , so Monty will say , if I draw them over here , pointing to the far left , further down the edge of the warehouse , towards an alley , an alley with entrances , two entrances or one entrance and an exit . He's like I will draw them over that way as soon as they leave the exit . Glenn , you sneak around and everybody else hide and we'll meet Glenn .
What window should we regroup underneath ?
He points at one , that one , that's one , the one that there's a way for me to get to it . Glenn points at one , that one that's one , the one that there's a way to get to it .
Glenn points to the window , the window , second windows to the left of the deck , as you're staring at the building .
Is it on the front side ?
It is on the front side . How far away from the side . There's no windows on the side . Okay , because the side has a slight cliff on the side what about the other side ?
that's where the boat is hanging , with the deeper , the 60 foot drop so is there a good alley that I could try to lure these guys into ?
yeah , yeah , you're in a city .
Okay , so meet me over there by that window . But , glenn , be , I'll make a distraction . But if only one of them leaves , you might be prepared to have to make a quick move . I don't imagine that both of them will necessarily follow .
No , no , no , it's okay . I have a special way to touch people to make them go to sleep .
Me too , as Glenn pulls out his dagger .
Okay , this sounds like a plan . We'll meet over here and Monty throws his cape over his head and kind of disappears back where they came and he's heading for the alley .
Okay , too bad they don't have saps anymore . All right , this version of the game .
So , monty , what are you doing ?
So Monty is gonna kind of double back and go to the exit of go ahead .
I would like to make a request that you use your Lyra to do your distraction .
Talk about his long-dressed banjo .
Yes , long-dressed banjo . So he'll run , find an alley that he can loop back around to where he goes in the exit and goes around to the entrance of the alley , and the entrance is going to be is an abomination and is the death of this poor town . And he can't even pleasure a . Oh , dorvey , dorvey , dorvey , dory , dory , there you go .
Finding .
Dorvey . He can't even take care of a town or pleasure women . Is the extent of the song that he is playing on his lyre .
I'm getting like flashbacks to the Lion King , where Timon and Pumbaa are like dancing in their grass skirt . Alright , alright , okay , so , all right , um , okay , so , uh , monty , the older , the younger and older guard both look at you .
The younger guard looks to the older guard and the older guard nods once as the younger guard pulls his crossbow out and points it at you and starts running at you .
Monty will just slowly start ducking into the alleyway , taking slow steps until he gets out of sight , and then he's going to quickly run around a corner . But he wants to make sure At this point . Does Monty know he is coming after him ?
Yes , Monty knows he's coming after him .
So he just like , slowly walks out of sight , and then , as soon as he gets , he breaks sight , he takes off down the alley running .
Okay . So , all right , go ahead . So , okay , okay , okay . So just as you're turning the corner , you look back and see the guard just making his way into the alley .
He's got his crossbow leveled and he's looking warily around the alley and then you duck around the corner and you can hear his footsteps behind you . So Monty's actually going to go around the exit of the alley into the city street and that's where he's going to put on the band of the hidden dwarf .
And then he's just going to just kind of meander slowly down the sidewalk trying to look like he was just a peasant just walking down the street , all right .
So you see the younger guard dash out of the alley and he's looking around frantically with his crossbow leveled and you see him make eye contact with you and eye contact with a few others around you and he's looking around and he says loudly has anybody seen an ugly cat walk through here ? Has anybody seen an ugly cat run through this ?
alley Without saying anything . Monty will just point to the next alley like down . I don't think this band , this doesn't actually hide my voice . I don't think he's going to . It does not ? Yeah . So he's just going to kind of point to that alley and nod at the guy .
The guard looks at you and he's just going to kind of point to that alley All right , and nod at the guy . The guard looks at you and he says thanks and he takes off . All right , nines .
Given that we have this visual format available to us and Maddie has some extra room , can I see a casual dwarven walk ? Is that all right , Can we ?
No no A dwarven sachet if you will .
I'm surprised you didn't ask me to sing the song .
I was going to , but Brandon I thought about it . I was going to , but , brandon , I thought about it , I would have Glenn . So Glenn will . As soon as he sees an opening where he can sneak by , he's going to sneak by .
So he's , going to .
Okay , so Monty is on the left-hand side of the building . If you're facing the building , Monty's on the left , correct ?
Correct .
And the window's on the right Correct , okay , and the guards . The young guy is on the left or the right , I can't remember .
The young guy was on the right , but he's gone now . The older guy is on the left .
And where is he looking ?
He is watching the entrance and watching the passerbys as they come in and out of the warehouse .
Okay , so Glenn is going to . Before he sneaks , when the guard is not looking , he's going to throw something a ball bearing or something , to make noise , throw it up against glass or something that's going to be loud , and he will throw a ball bearing to make noise to try to distract the guard as he's sneaking in .
So are you aiming for a window or something ?
No , I'm just using it as a flavor for stealth .
Okay , so this guard is paying attention to all the people going in and out , and it's in the middle of the day in a city , so let's see .
So there's a lot of people right .
There are a lot of people While I'm looking at this . Brandon , what you got , or Nines .
Nines has an idea . Does that sound as foreboding ? Yes , absolutely Like everyone else yeah , pretty much . Looking to diffuse or make the situation better . Nines is going to approach the older guard at the entrance to the warehouse and say Hi , I'm Nines . I bet you can't punch me in the face , okay .
Glenn , the guard is sufficiently distracted . The guard looks at Nines and he says I'm sorry , why would you want me to punch you in the face ?
Believe me , sir , sir , I really don't .
I have no reason to punch you in the face that is so true .
I really appreciate the conundrum I've presented you with , but I promise you you can't if I punch you in the face for no reason , I will get in trouble .
I didn't think of that , can't If ?
I punch you in the face for no reason . I will get in trouble .
I didn't think of that Like . This is my job .
I can't just start a fight for no reason . Well , if I punch you , no wait , that wouldn't work . I need you to punch me in the face unprovoked . Does that help ?
No , that sounds like you want me to start a fight so that you can try to hurt me .
No , I don't want to hurt anything . I am a monk , sir . I appreciate and venerate all living beings . I wouldn't hurt the wings of a fly All right ?
So , glenn , while this conversation is going on , give me a self-check advantage . The guard says back to you if you're a pacifist , why would you want me to punch you in the face ?
So that I can passively show you why you shouldn't do that .
What did you get , Glenn 30 .
God damn .
Yeah , you ducked down around other people . Never mind , I bet you would suck at it anyway .
I'm not saying you know what . I will be here .
Meet me by the flagpole afterwards tonight , you and me , we're going to have it . I will be untranquil by then .
You can't just You're a pacifist . You can't just say you're untranquil . Sometimes I'm untranquil .
What Are you ? Okay , I'm leaving . You've insulted me , sir , and my entire religion .
The guard looks around wildly and he looks to other people walking past him and trying to get some comfort from them and he goes . What just happened ?
Thank you for indulging me . This dwarf walks up .
Thank you for indulging me . This dwarf walks up and says never mind , my friend here he's just a bit different and kind of grabs him , pats him on the lower back because now he's not 7 feet tall , monty's not 7 feet tall anymore and says come , let us go this way bet you can't punch me in the face . You are probably right .
I am not going to punch you .
Let us go See it's working .
Does Nines recognize that this is Monty ?
Uh , I probably not . I don't see why he would know that this is .
Monty , just the voice , just the voice .
Uh , you know what , give me odds or evens , brandon , I'll do odds . You do not recognize that this is Monty .
Try to punch me in the face , dwarf .
I will punch you in the face .
I'll punch you in the face , hey guard look over here .
He's going to try . He's going to do it . Look at this .
The guard is staring at you bewilderedly and his hands are up and he's just very confused by this entire situation .
You can stop any time , All right dwarf Hands behind back , bending forward to get down to his level .
Just try to punch me monty punches him in the face you hear the guards say punch him monty will punch him in the face all right , uh , it is a 15 .
Uh will save to try to attack me .
Yeah so give me my tranquility sanctuary spell so it's a Wisdom save first right .
Mm-hmm .
Okay , give me a Wisdom save .
All right .
DC 15 .
I have four . I did not .
All right . So , monty , as you feel the anger and just frustration of Nines provoking you and him obviously not recognizing that it's you and you go to punch him , but just as your fist is about two inches from his face , some force pushes you to his side and your fist goes past his face you're right , I cannot .
I cannot punch him . I'm really glad that worked .
I didn't know that that was going to happen . Are you happy now ? Yeah , no , I'm sorry . I have an apology letter to write .
I'm going to go now .
Nines Nines and Monty roll me a perception check .
Plus seven to perception , I rolled an 18 for a 25 .
Oh , I got an 8 .
Alright 9, . Do you hear the guard mutter under his voice ? Obviously not one of the good ones . You can never trust a dwarf to do anything Gross .
See he couldn't do it . Pointing at his face Yelling at the guard .
Monty just starts walking kind of not towards the window but just away back into the town okay , uh , nines will continue to try to get people to punch him in the face , okay just like random passers by the guard is completely distracted just watching nines .
Do this , glenn . What would you like to do ?
So Glenn is going to go upstairs and find the window All right .
So , glenn , as you're walking through , you do see the red slat . This creature is a large , toad-like creature . It's got a pretty muscular build , it stands eight feet tall and it's got a brightad-like creature . It's got a pretty muscular build , it stands 8 feet tall and it's got a bright , crimson red skin . It's covered in warts and spikes .
Its eyes glow with an orange hue and its mouth is filled with sharp , jagged teeth . You see , it's got large , powerful limbs and clawed hands and feet , and in its left hand hand it holds a large club . Between the first and second floor fly two manticores which you can now identify based off your discussion with the party .
Uh , they're , they're hybrid creatures with the body of a lion , wings of a bat in the face of a humanoid , with mouth filled with three rows of sharp teeth . It's got a long spike tail , spiked tail , and now you know it can launch deadly spikes from that tail .
So I need , on the first floor , I need you to roll me a stealth check , and then I also need you to roll me a stealth check on the second floor , at disadvantage .
So just regular then .
Correct .
Because I'm at advantage .
Yep .
So you said there were how many creatures .
There are plenty of animals , or plenty of humans , walking back and forth . There's one red slad and two manticores .
Okay , so three , yeah , three like monstos .
Yeah , so 29 for the first floor . Yeah , three like monsters , so 29 for the first form . Oh , fat dragon , natural 20 , so 39 but it's a disadvantage .
Right , but it's not .
I have advantage .
Oh yeah , yeah , yeah , so 39 , alright , yeah , so you sneak past , no problem , the manticores , I have advantage . Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , okay , yeah , so 39 . All right , yeah , so you sneak past , no problem , the Manticores . Briefly look in your general direction , but continue to move on Apparently .
I have the dice from when the D&D movie came out .
Yeah , that's when I joined too . It was yeah , thimber showed .
But anyway , okay , so I get up to the window .
Okay .
And I'm guessing that I get up to the window and I see the nonsense that Nines is doing .
Yeah , you see your monk friend , your half-elf monk friend , walking up to random passersby High elf oh sorry , half-elf . Or walking up to random passersby oh sorry , half-elf or high-elf .
Walking up to random passersby and saying and you hear him loudly proclaiming I bet you can't punch me in the face so Glenn releases a long-suffering sigh , and now he looks for the rest of this group down below .
Monty releases a long-suffering sigh , and now he looks for the rest of this group Down below Monty is walking up to where the window should be , in dwarf form .
Okay , what is Sam doing during this ?
Sam's hiding , as she was told to . I assume that she has beansprout and she's like is that monk a genius ? It's working so good .
I bet .
I could punch him in the face .
It's going to be how Nines dies .
It's going to be a Houdini thing , as you say , that Beansprout looks to you , puts his hand on your right temple and you hear him chittering in excitement .
So Glenn will open the window and see , try to calmly lower a rope down . So you do , lower a rope down .
So you do lower the rope down , which is to the far left of the guard , about 30 feet away , and he does not see the rope lowered . Monty , you do see the rope lowered , sam . You also see the rope lowered , nines . I need you to give me a perception check at disadvantage .
Son of a . My perception's too good , isn't it ?
No , it's only because you're asking every passerby if they can punch you in the face .
Okay , well , with disadvantage , I rolled a 6 plus 7 for 13 .
Okay , you're in the middle of asking somebody that they bet you can't punch you in the face when you , in your left peripheral , you see a rope being lowered from a window .
This was the plan .
Hang on . No , I need to maybe roll . Can you give me evens or odds Odds ? Nines is going to call out the rope . He's going to be like oh my god , yeah , he's going to forget . And on evens he's going to recognize like oh shit , that's my rope .
Come on , that can't be odd even , oh my god , nines , you do remember that this is part of the plan .
Nines will catch himself before pointing out the rope to everyone . Hey guys , there's a rope and then make his way towards it Like very fucking suspiciously Stopping mid-sentence and like conspicuously making his way towards it .
Uh , the guard is still staring at you . Nines , give me a stealth check .
Monty sees all this happening and realizes this could go south very quickly and wants to hurry up the rope as fast as possible well , I rolled a with my self check .
I rolled a , an 18 . Let's go down with my bonus , but plus , pass without trace .
Yeah , that gives me a 28 , yeah so yeah , you the the guard gets distracted and looks somewhere else as you're walking by .
Alright , so Role played successfully Alright you forced Gump here .
What about Sam ? You forced Gump your way through that situation . Hang on a minute .
That man is a national treasure . I'm going to need you to back off of old Forrest for a little bit , I got a piece . So one day .
I just started asking people to punch me , and I just kept asking people to punch me .
It's like Jerry from Rick and Morty . He's like I just kept asking people to punch me and it kept working .
Sam do .
Alright , what does Sam do ?
I mean , Sam is on board . She's trying to impress these guys that are seasoned adventurers and a monk and just wants to climb this building .
Alright , so who is so ? You're all at the bottom of the rope right now . Who is the first one to climb ?
I think Monty , seeing Nines losing the distraction thing , would have started scampering up the rope as fast as possible . He's still a dwarf , so Sam's probably going to look over and see him .
Sam's on station in . Look over and see him . Sam's the only one who's not like Sam's on station in the right spot , yeah .
Sam would be the first person there , sam's the first one at the rope .
Just as a quick note that Glenn is watching all of this shit happening and he is at a moment's notice . If freaking Nines is going to bring the attention , he's pulling that rope up .
Understood , Not with Sam .
on the other end you're not Well if Sam's on the other end , glenn is not pulling the rope up , so Sam , you're going to climb the rope ?
Yeah , all right , I need you to give me an athletics check . Oh , athletics you should be pretty good at this , uh 18 . Alright , uh . So , sam , you look around and easily pull yourself up one hand over another . You don't even like use your legs to help you climb the rope . You just are hauling yourself up that rope .
Hell yeah , and you easily make it to the second floor . Easy peasy .
I could have jumped that , monty , you're the next one there . I could have jumped that . You're probably good enough . All right , monty , you need to give me an athletics check .
Okay , 14 . Never mind Plus zero .
Okay yeah , you scamper your way up there using your claws to make sure you stick to the rope and you make your way up . And finally , nines you just saw an orc and a dwarf climb their way up .
I do have unarmored movement improvement . What does that do ? It means that I gain the ability to move along vertical surfaces and across liquids on my turn without falling . So I think that means that my move speed is also my climb speed and my over water speed .
Generally speaking , you can run up walls . I'm pretty sure that's what that means . I'll look it up later We'll move on .
For now , nines , you easily grapple your way up this . This is no problem for you . So all of you are on the second floor of a warehouse , with two manticores flying between the first and second floor . I need you to throw me a stealth check .
I got a 28 .
Is there a way that I could , can you , assist with stealth checks ?
Not unless you're distracting .
Yeah , so with any check you're supposed to be able to grant advantage , I think 5e rules .
Yeah .
I mean obviously , if it's reasonable to do so .
You got to do something to distract that creature . You're trying to sneak past , or something like that . So , you could do it , but it would require .
I mean it might also be like , you know , padding some weapons or doing something else , so like I'm going to some weapons or doing something else to like reduce the noise of the passerby . Sam got a 17 plus 10 for 27 .
Okay .
All right . So Monty , with a low roll of 28 . All right .
Sam got 27 .
Okay . So , so , yeah , you're on the second floor . You do see a door in the far back left corner . The two Manticores are flying around that area , but there are plenty of boxes up here . You can keep behind at all times and you can make your way to that door , or you can make your way down one of two stairs on the northwest and southeast corner .
Is it just a warehouse otherwise ?
Yes , so there are three floors of this warehouse , one sub-basement or one basement , one ground level , one second floor , which two spiral staircase . Two spiral staircases lead from the between all the floors , and on the second floor there's a door that leads across the bridge to the ship .
Yeah , and that's where we're trying to go to the floors . On the second floor there's a door that leads across the bridge to the ship .
We're trying to go to the ship Correct To confront . Dory Glenn will lead the way to make sure to see if the door is unlocked and all that .
You make your way over there and you try to handle the door . The door is locked .
All right , Glenn will check around him and make sure that they're still covered under stealth and he kind of puts his finger to his lips and kind of tells everybody to stay still , and then he will unlock the door All right , give me a sleight of hand check .
Well he does that . Sorry , thieves' tools ? Well , he does that .
Sorry , thieves tools . Well , he does that . Just a question If there are manticores that are part of a military group , are they the manticore , manticore , manticores of the manticore , the core of manticores ?
The core of manticores .
yeah , Manticore core .
The manticore core . Why are we even having this discussion ? I thought that was just common knowledge to everybody . Everyone knows that .
Actually can I take five or ten soon .
Yeah , let's take five minutes and use the restrooms . But , Glenn , you do hear a click and the door unlocks .
So what are the stats for the Star powder ?
You mean like nose candy ?
Are you talking about cocaine ? I'm talking about in the game , Like do we have the star powder ? Oh .
Who has a star powder , glenn had it .
What I guess ?
I don't see it on my list anymore . I know that he had it . Hmm .
Neither Glenn Excuse me Neither Mors nor Sam has nose candy . Mors does have a little bag of sand , though if you're looking for the right texture , no , or a particular texture , it's not the right texture , probably . I assume that would be uncomfortable . It's probably not sand , like If I had to guess Star powder .
there it is , Glenn has it . He has eight doses of star powder .
So the slad and the manticorin , which I think is the actual pluralization , those are on the first floor of the warehouse .
No , the manticore is flying between the first and the second floor .
The manticorei are flying between the first and second floor .
The manticorides fly is what I'm hearing Correct , they have wings .
How many wings ?
The airborne core of the Manticore core has wings .
The core of the Manticores , have two core wings Okay .
Wings or like Red Bull wings , depends on if they're qualified , because then they get that third set .
Wait , manticore have wings . Shut the shit up .
Yeah , man score .
Really do have wings in D&D wait , oh fuck , I'm thinking of a displacer beast . What is uh can you ? Describe a manticore to me please .
Yes , I can try this face , lion body , dragon rings tail . That shoots barbs .
Yep , so Manticore is a hybrid creature body of a lion , wings of a bat , face of a humanoid or lion with a mouth filled with three rows of sharp teeth , long spike tail , not even scorpion tail . Nope , long spike tail , not necessarily a scorpion tail .
Very interesting . Like a xenomorph tail maybe .
Actually I'll do this . I'll drop this into the chat .
Yeah , for whatever reason . I was thinking displacer beast . I was thinking cat . The entire time . Manticore always makes me think of that , but you're right .
I imagine like a hailer needler on a tail , just like rated .
M . That is a Manticore from the D&D 5e monster manual . Oh , we have so many chance .
I'm gonna look at a oh shared notes . Hey , oh man , that's . Oh , that's this motherfucker . Why is that blurry ? That's some medieval shit . That's like 80 by 80 pixels . I .
Had no idea that the displacer kitten was a displacer beast from magic . A little cross pollination between D&D and magic .
Excuse me , what are you talking about ?
There's a magic card called Displacer Kitten .
That's true .
And apparently it's a tiny , it's a kitten which comes obviously from A , d and D .
Kitten , which comes obviously from AD&D , yeah , which most of Magic is more or less based on right , a lot of it .
There's a lot of crossover , yeah .
I mean Especially now , because it's owned by the same company .
Original Genesis though 1980s it's owned by . Hasbro . Yeah , like think of all of the influences . Like it all comes back to Tolkien 1980s . Think of all of the influences . It all comes back to Tolkien , the Brothers Grimm , whoever else . Such a good book . Okay , so it looks like the Manticore has a oh , what is ? What is the stegosaurus tail called ?
it has a specific name , it does yeah , no , it's called like a thrombulator there is no way . That's not a sex toy no , dude .
so here's the story . Thank you , it was from Gary Larson . There is no way . That's not a sex toy , no dude . So here's the story Fagomizer , fagomizer . Thank you , it was from Gary Larson . Creator of the Farside comic strip on what , for Gen Zers , is a newspaper , which was when they printed Twitter on paper and sent it to everyone every day , anyway .
So every now and then there were cartoons , one of which was the Far Side , by Gary Larson , and he actually , within one of his cartoons , coined the term Thagomizer , based on a caveman named Thag , and then paleontologists started calling the Stegosaurus tail a Thagomizer . Justin , I call on you next next .
Unfortunately , while I get the inspiration , the picture basis that we're looking at here is not a Thagomizer because , according to the six different articles I looked at just casually browsing Google while you were monologuing , has to be a specific orientation of exactly four spikes .
Okay , so Thagomizer is kind of a misnomer . Like , all tail spikes are Thagomizers are tail spikes , but not all tail spikes are Thagomizers . That appears to be the case .
Damn it . And it could even be a four-spiked tail and not be a Thagomizer , because it doesn't have the specific orientation .
Yeah , well , you know what ?
Hey , now we know .
And we're better people .
Damn it . That's just to play something I might have used for a different purpose . But maybe that'll be a trivia question one day and I can win like a t-shirt or something .
Hell yeah there you go A D&D story where you learn new things every day , every day day every three months . Hey , it'll work .
Alright , split every episode into four minute chunks and you just put one out every day . Keep that interest high , bro . I don't think it works like that . I mean , I know how to math , my guy alright .
so , glenn , we just left off where you unlock the lock of the door or unlock the door and as soon as you hear a click the door and as soon as you hear a click the door , you feel the tension release from the door and you also hear a loud boom , boom , boom at the same time and you hear the wings of the manticores start rising back to the second floor
.
What would you like to do ? Where does the boom , boom , boom come from ?
You're not sure .
So the manticore is flying up too fast .
I can't be sure where a sound came from .
You're not sure . It's all around you .
Okay .
I mean , sound is just vibration , and sometimes vibrations are vibratory .
Do we all hear this ?
Yes , you all do Okay .
Okay , so Glenn will , when we hear the manticore . Alright , so Okay . So Glenn will take a smoke pellet and throw it across the room and make it land on the other side of the warehouse , not aiming for anything in particular . Okay .
So yeah , that smoke pellet sells across . It explodes . You do see the manticores rise and they immediately go towards that smoke and Glenn will then open the door and go through . Okay , and the rest of you ?
Monty's right behind him .
And as you get through , are you closing the door and go ?
through , okay , and the rest of you , monty's right behind him , and as you get through , are you closing the door ? Yes , well , I'm not the person there , so that would have to be Whoever . The last person that goes through will have to make that decision , but Glenn will be whispering , close the door .
Based off of the order that I have , Sam , you're the last one through the door . What do you do with it ?
Yeah , sam will look around a little bit , startled by the noise , and then watch Glenn throw the smoke bomb over , slip through and mostly close the door and watch to see what the manticores do , with just enough of a sliver to see what's actually happening . And if they , if they don't go towards the smoke bomb , she'll quickly and quietly shut the door .
Otherwise she'll try to appear for a few moments longer to see if they go investigate . Okay , um ?
no , the manticores go to that smoke and they start circling around the second floor of the room checking at every window and door that's up there .
And I will close the door quietly and firmly and then lean back over and say I think your smoke thing was good . It looks like they're looking over there .
So okay . So while you guys are doing this , you do hear some voices in the room and you hear one of them say in a deep , rough voice what do you call a group of musical bards ? And the other one responds with that's an easy one , a band of merry men . And then you hear them say the second voice say how does a druid send messages ?
And the first one goes you gotta try harder than that by planting an idea in your head .
So can we see these ?
Yes , so what you see in this room .
Hey , can I use my free action to be ?
disgusted . Yes , absolutely so . In this room , you see , uh , you see a large table with ten chairs around it , um , with a couple in the center of the room . It's got various papers and maps all scattered across it .
You see a bear rug on the left side of the room with several large paintings around the room itself and at the very end of the table , what you see is two grotesque-looking creatures . So , oh , oh , oh , I'm sorry , go back . So what ?
you see ? Okay , I'll go back to the door .
Yes , go back to the door . So what you see is a pretty grotesque creature , two creatures . They stand eight feet tall and what you can tell from their body is they're composed of various fish and squid parts that are stitched together . You see various scales of different colors and fins and slimy skin covering its form .
They're vaguely humanoid in shapes , but their limbs are mismatched with an assortment of fish anatomy . Some many include claw-like appendages , while its head is a human shape , one male , one female with bulging eyes and gaping mouths .
So are these those thingies ?
Smooks , mooks these are major arms .
Skoom , no Skoom .
Skooms . Are these Skooms ?
No . So , as you see them , they both turn and look at you , and each of you give me either a nature check or an arcana check .
Do I have inspiration for any reason ?
Brandon actually has inspiration for this one .
So kind of upset that I didn't get it for using a magic .
I'm gonna use that shoe more years ago .
Roll the 10 . So did Maddie really ? I mean , yeah , I .
Got 17 .
All right , so Maddie got 17 . What did everybody else get ?
14 . Alright , so Matty got 17 . What did everybody else get ? Sam got a 14 . With advantage , I used my inspiration . I rolled a natural 20 .
Plus 2 . And Glenn , 9 . 9 ? No , I'm 9 . So , everybody but Glenn , you recognize this as uh . So , glenn , what you see ? Uh , they look like , uh , just abominations . They see stitches all over their body . They're not wearing a speck of clothing , uh , and they're just hideous creatures . They look like what you would imagine from a terrible play of zombies .
The rest of you identify these as flesh golems . So , um , flesh golems are typically muscled brutes with , uh , very limited intelligence but formidable strength . They've got powerful enchantments protecting it which can deflect spells and all but the most potent of weapons .
They typically use their brute strength to overpower their enemies and they're assembled by powerful sorcerers or wizards as bodyguards .
Is there anybody else in the room ?
Not that you see , but they do see you . So I'm gonna need everybody to roll me some initiative .
How big is the room ?
It is a very large room , so I'm going to invite you guys to this right now . It is , let me see , about 75 by 75 .
Yeah , can you tell me again the part where you said all about the stuff ?
That is not very descriptive at all .
You guys know about the flesh golems yeah or they rewind like four minutes tell me where we're doing room with two flesh columns in it .
They're telling jokes to each other . The flesh columns are a bunch of fish parts put together , held together by a source .
They are they are not telling jokes together by a sorcerer . They are not telling jokes .
Yeah , jokes by definition are funny . Yeah we all know that .
So are we doing above VTT or the maps ? How do you get there ?
In the top right of your player screen you should see start session or launch maps .
The play . Button .
Does everybody see their characters there ? Perfect one second . Sam is a Justin because the only downside of maps is that it doesn't have a tracker just yet you have the wrong icon for there's a Morris here .
Did I transform back ? No , you did not you've been deleted .
I just wanted you , so I never stopped stealthing , so they can't see me now they can see you how can they ? Two .
You were still right there , matty , they're both .
So meta the boom , boom , boom was a magical alarm of the door .
There was no getting around that one , huh .
You could have disarmed it oh .
Whoops , I thought about detecting traps , but yeah .
All right .
Brenda's never used a trap or a lock before , and I didn't figure he'd use both on the same door .
Yeah , who is he ? Andrew .
I'm trying to better myself as a DM . Yeah , alright .
That's what I appreciate about you , Brandon .
Alright , so what did everybody roll for initiative ?
Oh shit , Eight Got an 11? .
Just shit Eight .
Got an 11 .
Just like the best number , 14 . 14 .
14 , 8, . So , Sam Monty , you got a 14 ?
11 .
11 .
Glenn got a 14 . Mother . Glenn , what did you get ?
Nines .
I just rolled a six and I'm wondering if I have anything that will help me re-roll that , but I don't think so .
I don't think so . That could have been great for your inspiration there .
Well , you know what ? It was better that I used it when I did , because otherwise I just never would have .
No , and they were flesh columns .
Alright . So you hear . What you hear is a large gasp and a shout of excitement , and then a dark green cloud spreads over all of you . I need everybody to give me a constitution saving throw .
Ouch .
It's a seven , no 25 for my con , save Nice .
I failed .
Monty rolled 10 .
Still can't believe you didn't give me inspiration for the smoke bomb , but that's fine and for not drawing a anteater .
Okay , okay , so , all right , okay , so , all right . So , sam , you take 13 points of poison damage . Everybody else , you take 26 points of poison damage . 36 , 26 wait , what was I supposed to do ? You take 26 points of poison damage oh no that's your initiative roll roll me a con save .
Sorry , I was thinking about I have some sort of mother fuck .
I rolled a 2 yeah , you take 26 points of poison damage . All right , and it is your turn , can we ?
erase the drawings . Sad cannon no idea .
Nobody knows whose drawings are whose .
It's impossible . I don I think anybody can erase them . Alright , sure Drawings , Brandon .
Okay , so Glenn will , glenn will jump up onto the table .
Okay .
That's the wrong one . Jump up onto the table and throw a dagger at the flesh gold which one ?
let me actually rename them real quick . I'll do fleshy 1 and fleshy 2 so fleshy 2 .
I can't see your highlights , just so you know I can't see your highlights , just so you know I can't either .
I know .
Okay , so throw a dagger at Fleshy 2 .
I was being sarcastic . You're a stinker .
You're a stinker Alright , so give me an attack roll there , glenn .
Wait , hold on one second attack . Roll there , glenn . Okay , nevermind , all right , so I changed my mind . So Glenn is going to run directly up to Fleshy 2 . Okay , and it's 50 feet to him .
So he's going to say kaboom and attack him with his rapier . Just as a reminder . How are you going 50 feet and still attacking ?
Oh , I'm sorry . Bonus action Using my bonus action for Dash . I forgot , I thought it , you didn't hear me . Oh , I'm sorry . Bonus action Using my bonus action for dash . I forgot , I thought it , you didn't hear me .
No , I did not .
Alright , so sorry . Glenn is going to use his bonus action . He's gonna do his movement 30 . Use his bonus action for another 30 . He will dart up for 50 and do his attack action , which is the CD core jewel . He will attack up for 50 and do his attack action , which is the Seedy Core Jewel . He will attack with that and he gets a 25 to hit .
It does hit All right , so roll me some damage .
So roll me some damage . Uh , seven , eleven , are you freaking , kidding me ? Alright . Eleven and Twelve Did more with the boom . Uh , thirty , thirty damage okay . 12 did more with the food I what ? 30 30 damage okay and then you will move back the I am .
How are you disengaging ?
I just attacked him is another bonus action as on the attack , sees , got it automatically , doesn't take yeah , a church .
It's been a while the scoundrel monthly dancer .
What do you call the good ? The ?
anti footwork he's a swashbuckler okay , all right Monty .
Okay , so we're in a room on the east side of the room . The baddies are on the west side of the room .
Oh sorry , monty . I'm sorry , monty , I need you to make me another con save .
Oh , because I started my turn inside . Yeah , that's going to be bad 15 .
15 . Okay , that saves you take . I forgot to do it to Glenn . That's the only reason he didn't take any damage .
I ran out of it really quickly .
Yeah , he's a rogue , he's a thief . For that you take 12 points of damage Called allergic to acid Allergic to that you take 12 points of damage Called allergic to acid .
Allergic to acid .
Okay , 12 points of damage , Alright . So we're standing in a pool of yuckies , so Monty's definitely going to move out of that , okay , so I am going to grab my character and I am going to move . How do I actually grab my character ?
use the bottom button for token token browser .
There we go . Okay , so monty's just going to move down to this corner of the room .
You have to describe it .
Yeah , down to the south about 38 feet . Okay , uh , to the we'll call it the south east corner of the room . How are you going 38 feet ?
I'll make it the southeast corner of the room . How are ?
you going 38 feet , I'll make it a solid 30 feet Okay .
That is my move speed , that is your move speed .
This room , the scale in this room is there we go . The scale in this room is a .
Yeah , so real talk it was much smaller with the original room , but I blew it up just so there's movement during the combat . Yeah , so real talk . It was much smaller with the original room , but I blew it up just so there's movement during the combat .
Yeah , there's a 50-foot-long table in the middle of the room .
Sometimes he hosts giants 20 feet wide .
If you know a big girl , I got a 10-foot-wide chair for you . Anyway , Then Monty's going to again . This is ranger dwarf is going to pull out his bow and which nine still does not know .
So he just sees a dwarf pull out a bow , and neither does sam go .
That's sam , yeah , sam oh , that's true .
Yeah , glenn . Glenn is the only one that knows this . I was going to whisper to him to change it , but I think this actually works better , more in keeping with Glenn's personality .
I was going to ask is it a physical change ? Is he physically a dwarf ?
right now , it's just an illusion . It's just an illusion .
Yeah , and I'm going to shoot twice at the fleshy number two , that is , the flesh golem Glenn is currently attacking .
Okay , give me two attack rolls .
Two attack rolls coming right up . I got a 23 and a 14 .
Both hit .
Both hit , both hit . So let's do two sets of damage , that's 17 plus 23 . Total damage 23 total damage . And then yeah , just normal damage .
Okay , so all right . Yeah , just normal damage , okay , so , alright . So as the ice , as your ice arrows pierce into Fleshy 2 , he looks at them and slaps them off of his side . He's obviously hurt from it . He grunts as they impact his side , but he slaps them down and your arrows fall to the ground with part of their staff still sticking out of his body .
Alright , that's it for me . Okay , and your arrows fall to the ground with part of their staff still sticking out of his body All right , that's it for me , okay , okay . So Fleshy1 is going to dash . Fleshy1 is going to dash down here around the table and go around towards Glen and Sam .
you're up so first I have to ask . I think I can get . I've moved to speed of 40 feet , so all I have to do is adjacent within five feet of that guy . Right , correct , can I get to combat melee combat range with fleshy one ? Is that okay ? Combat Melee combat range with Fleshy 1 ? Is that okay ? Space ?
next to me , to the space next to it . Yeah , yeah absolutely .
Oh yeah , alright . Well then , in that case , first I'm gonna make a con save to take some damage .
Yes , you are . Thank you for the reminder .
That's a 19 plus 9 for 28 .
That does save . So you are going to take You're going to take 15 points of damage .
Was this also part of the trap ? I'm assuming , okay . Was this also part of the trap .
I'm assuming For our listeners . Shrug shoulders .
Guys , I have bad news . I'm under 100 HP now . It's good to not be a wizard sometimes , you know .
Hey , morse would already be down .
Alright , so Sam is going to run up , as we mentioned before , and as I get within 10 feet of Mr Fleshy man , I'm going to activate my bonus action to enter a rage . Is it poison or acid ? Did you say that we were ? in damage yeah , poison damage .
So I'm running up there and like I wipe the poison like out of my one unpatched eye and like fling it to the ground , and then like this big guttural roar comes out of her , out of sam , as she runs up , and then like lightning starts to spark all around her and then out of nowhere , this lightning bolt just shoots down and smacks Fleshy1 as Sam enters a
storm or a rage . Can you roll a dex ?
save for Fleshy1 , please . Well , you know , Flesh Golems are notoriously good at dexterity . Saving throws Hell yeah . So he rolled a two . Well , you know , Flesh Golems are notoriously good at Dexterity saving throws Hell yeah . So he rolled a 2 . Okay , DC was 16 .
Is that good ?
I think it is . I think it is .
Yeah , full damage from a 2d6 Lightning damage , which is a whopping 5 lightning damage . As it comes down on you , it's a fleshy 1 , got it .
What's that ?
Alright , I think there's something about giving lightning resistance to myself and my peers , but I don't think that's going to be relevant . So as that lightning strikes down , sam reaches under her cloak , behind her , and then pulls out her big two-handed axe , her great axe , and rears back and just takes a huge .
As she slides up next to this thing flesh golem number one she's approaching it from the east side . She slides to a stop and brings this thing over for a massive two-headed swing overhead to try to swing at it or hit it , and then she'll follow up with another crossbody slash coming from the side .
Just a question For the Great Axe . Are you using your Great Axe or the Gravedigger's Shovel ?
It's the Great Axe just because there's two handles . So it's kind of like what's she going to get to , you know ?
But in this case it is the axe , Unless there's , for some reason , the Gravedigger , the reason I'm asking is because you have both equipped to you right now , but the Gravedigger's shovel has the same attack damage as the Greataxe . That's the only reason I'm asking .
Yeah , same stats . You gave it to me , so they're both pretty good . But , sam , you know she's , this is her trusted buddy , the great acts . Okay , but she's actually all right . Give me an attack roll . Okay , the first attack , the overhead , it's a 17 plus 10 is 27 . That does it . I think rage does something .
Advantage on strength checks and saving throws , not attacks . Oh , plus three melee damage Scree . So my attack roll . So that's the first attack . I'm gonna roll a second attack to you while I'm at it , which is a 16 plus 10 to his 26 . That does it eat . So hopefully , plus 10 to hit is a 26 . That does hit .
So hopefully it looks like I don't think that it automatically adds my damage to this thing . Maybe it does 1d12 plus 6 ? Shoot , I don't know .
That's your normal is 1d12 plus 6 .
Okay , then I will add 3 damage to each of these hits . Okay , the first one is 1 plus 7 is Sorry . 1 plus 6 is 7 plus 3 is 10 . So 10 on the first hit , which is phenomenal . And the second one is a 2 plus 6 for 8 plus 3 for 11 .
Okay , so 21 damage total .
Yeah , I just wanted to check , did I ? I have massive crits , so do I have either of those ? Were they big enough ? No , no , close , that's it . That's my big turn .
Total damage done there 22 .
27 total .
I did roll a 1 and 2 on my damage die .
My 6d6 friggin' sneak . I rolled 4 or 5 ones .
And a 2 . And a 2 .
All right , my lightning also didn't do much , so it sucks Nice , I need you to roll me a con save .
Very well . Luckily I'm plus 2 here , so I rolled a 15 for 17 .
All right that does save . So you're going to take You're going to take 16 points of damage . Jesus .
How much did I take before it ? Was 36 , right or 33 ?
It was 23 .
23 .
26 . 26 . It was 13 and 20 26 yep 26 damage .
I actually did 22 . My bad 26 . You said 26 . Demage .
And then 16 .
Hello , damage 16 damage Puts me at 27 out of 69 . I'm in a bad way . Yeah , you're not looking great .
But it's my turn , it is your turn . So , Nines , as you breathe in this cloud , you feel pain in your lungs and you spit up a little bit of blood as it falls to the floor . What kind of cloud is this it is a poison cloud . Oh well , unfortunately , I'm actually Specifically this spell Cloud Kill .
Oh well , unfortunately , Specifically the spell Cloudkill . I am completely immune to disease and poison , as it turns out , because of my purity of body .
Is that true Sounds ?
convincing . It does sound convincing , but I'm looking to leave your immune disease and poison .
So let me let me check , let me make sure poison cloud right , Clouds these club .
He's immune to disease of magical sleep and poison . Yeah , you are immune to this , so you take none of that damage .
He dances in the poison . Which , how many damage .
All of it , the 26 and the 16 . You take it all back .
Thank you .
Does he still lose blood on the ground ?
Yeah , a little bit of blood spills onto the ground still Not if I swipe it up or use a free action , a bonus action ?
Is that a free action , a bonus action ? What do I do here ?
He starts coming out his nose and he goes you get back in there , Alright , so .
I can move a total of 50 feet , which would put me directly opposite of Glenn here on this fleshy one on top of the table . Does that feel fair ?
Yep .
Okay , so I'm going to use my power of doing shit to move myself . How the fuck you click the token browser at the bottom T bottom browser and then you can type yourself and yeah , okay , cool , hot , tst , thank you very much , uh . And then I'm gonna , I'm gonna thump this dude on the back of his head . All right , he did bad things .
Alright , he did bad things .
His poison can't hit you in the face .
So I'm attacking him with my quarterstaff plus .
That was funny , fuck you . I laughed .
I didn't understand .
I think you have flanking on this one , don't you .
Legally , yes , but are we doing flanking rules ? Do you give me advantage for this ? Do we generally do advantage for flanking ? He had said previously .
In previous episodes he had said that you gave it to me one time because of the way I played my class by stating that you don't normally do it .
Yeah , you don't need it here .
Well , anyway , I rolled a 21 with my quarterstaff plus dose .
Okay , you do hit . That'd be funny as fuck , because after , right after I said that , I was like , yeah , miss .
Rolling damage 1d 8 plus 6 , we got 13 Damage for my first attack .
Okay , that does it , and Damage alright , got it minus 13 .
And then you know what I kind of feel like doing that again okay . Rolling on a plus 10 . Ah , god damn , I rolled a 1 .
So 11 is my attack roll that misses Motherfuck .
So that is my actions . Oh , but I get a bonus action .
You do get a bonus .
You all heard him . I get a bonus . You heard it here . You heard it .
Yeah , you heard , with third .
I'm going to actually do flurry of blows . I'm going to spend a ki point to flurry of blows . I'm gonna spend a key point to to flurry of blues . Okay , which is two unarmed strikes as a bonus action . So first , unarmed , 16 plus 8 is 24 .
That does it damage is a 3 plus 4 for 7 and then , second attack is a 9 or no , I'm sorry , 6 plus 8 for 14 that it's for 6 damage . Okay , and that will conclude my turn .
Alright , so . Okay , alright , so Fleshy 2 . Alright , so Fleshy 2 is going to roll up . He bellows a roar and he runs up limping and you see bits of scales and fish parts roll off of him and he rolls up to Glenn .
And he takes 17 points of damage . Okay so I finally got a good roll , but not a really great role what kind of damage is that ?
uh thunder okay , noisy , okay , um , and he is going to take two big old swipes at Glenn .
Okay .
Glenn does a 17 hit .
Yes .
And does a nat 20 hit ? No , no , oh interesting . Wow , that's crazy so fun . No , no , oh interesting .
Wow , that's crazy so fun .
That's wild . So , unless you have a feature that I don't know about , you probably do what is it ? A natural 20 miss . Oh , interesting .
I name things good .
You can't kill me Feet .
Plot armor , plot armor .
Main character armor .
So , glenn , you're going to take a total of 19 points of damage , bludgeoning damage , so from two hits , two different hits .
yeah , whichever one is higher gets halved .
Okay , two hits , two different hits , yeah .
Whichever one is higher gets halved .
Okay , so that would be six , so you take so 14 points of damage .
What , how much did you say originally ?
19, . So it was 12 and 7 . Originally 19 , so it was 12 . And7 , oh so 6 and 7 , 6 plus 7 , so 13 points of damage okay , good , because that did that massive math .
I'm mad .
and then , um , you see , and then Let me see , you hear a loud voice saying Fire , fire , fire , and I need nines . Sam and Glenn , they roll me a perception . Check real quick .
So good at perception Are you ? I'm going to percept the shit out of this with a 10 plus 7 for 17 .
Okay , oh , that's not a button .
If only I had that passive perception 10 .
Okay .
Oh wait .
Never mind Ha , we'll say 19 instead .
Is this a sight-based perception check ?
It is sight .
Excellent . I have advantage on sight-based perception checks .
Which is ironic .
For the person with one eye .
I have both eyes . I just also have an eye patch .
Yeah , but it's covered . Glenn got a 19 . Thankfully , I'm proficient in perception to an X the minimum of a 10 . Sam got a 19 . Thankfully , I'm proficient in perception to an x the minimum of a 10 .
sam of a 23 .
all right , so pull this back up so all three of you see a slight shimmer at the very west side of the wall of a disfigured creature in a cloak appear as he fires a fireball to encompass all of you . So I need you to Damn it .
Lana , you can tell by the telltale shimmer .
So I need you each to make me a deck save , and then he disappears once again . That is my strong hand .
I can see this fireball coming . Yes , I have advantage on deck saves when I can see the thing coming and I'm not wonderful acetate , blinded or deafened . Ok , I have convenient success with this particular set of fuckery . I have an 18 for San .
Okay , glenn , what up .
I don't have the thing that lets me dodge completely . But who cares ? I'm raging 43 .
Okay and 9 ? Nice , me dodge completely , but who cares , I'm raging . 23 . Okay and nice . 19 . Okay , each of you save . So that is 17 points of damage I decline yeah , I also declined .
Why ?
Why is that ?
Evasion . I don't have evasion , so I'll take 19 damage .
So evasion for our friends at home , when you are subjected to an effect that allows you to make a dex saving throw , to take only half damage , you instead take no damage if you succeed on the saving throw and only half damage if you fail . So , sam , you half damage .
You instead take no damage if you succeed on the saving throw and only half damage if you fail .
Okay , so , sam , you take damage . Oh , I did .
Hey , look at real good there's only 17 to Justin , 17 or not 19 .
Yeah , I rolled a 19 .
Oh shit . Thank you and .
Brandon is trying really hard to kill you guys . He's going to up the game a little bit , you guys , aren't you ?
us guys ? I am upping the game and you also see , I don't like that .
Probably us either .
Can't get rid of the circle . What circle ? The green one the green one how did you do that ?
I clicked it and then I moved it by dragging it and then there's a trash . Can ? I clicked that and it deleted it .
I have the token browser selected ah , okay , that's what it was . Alright , so you see this green circle .
That's a square , that is a square .
I actually don't want a square If you push it hard enough , it'll go in a circle .
I mean , you know , it'll work , it'll work .
It's not actually you're not actually selecting the token browser . What you're doing is unselecting everything else by clicking the token browser .
It covers Monty over here .
Son of a .
Alright .
I react .
I react by doing nothing .
Did the flesh golems take damage ?
The flesh golems did take damage .
But they're still standing .
They are still standing .
Okay .
Does it look like they dodged any fireball ?
There are bits of scales and fishtails and claws that are burning on various bits and pieces of their body , but they are still standing and they look angry .
So , since we saw this shimmering figure , can you tell us any more about what we saw ?
Absolutely , I can .
We just saw a briefest little image of him .
Absolutely I can . We just saw a briefest little image of him . Yeah , so what ? You see it looks peculiar and pretty unsettling . He looked tall for a humanoid figure , about six and a half feet tall . He's pretty thin , pale , sickly-looking skin . His eyes were sunken and he has a glazed far away look .
He looks like he was contemplating or concentrating on something and he wore a dark cloak that contrasts pretty sharply with his skin tone .
Did we hear anything Like he might have moved ? Possibly .
You did not hear that .
All you heard was fire , fire , fire all right and glenn , it is your turn okay , so glenn is gonna start with his bonus action .
Okay .
And attack Fleshy 1 with his dagger . Okay , so I don't , since it's a bonus . You don't Offhand attack , you don't get your hit right , that's correct .
You don't get your bonus damage . You don't get your bonus damage .
Okay , so 17 .
That does hit .
So he takes 4 points of damage .
Okay .
Then Glenn will move to the south , around to the other side of Fleshy 2 .
Okay .
And then he will say kaboom and attack Fleshy 2 with his Reapier . Alright , his main attack Got an 18 .
That does it 5 .
17 . 5 . So 27 points of damage all right , and then he will use , I guess , 25 feet of his movement , whatever's left .
Okay , all right over his left .
Okay , and .
Oops , alright , and We'll say I'm coming for you .
Just in general , or are you looking at any specific direction ?
He's looking towards where Dory was Got it , even though Dory didn't do any damage to him . He did damage a friend of his .
True , all right , monty , I need you to roll me a con save .
You would . I would you have a plus one on this one ? Yeah , take that . I got a three , a three , I rolled a two .
You fail , I would , you have a plus one on this one .
Yeah , take that , I got a three , a three . I rolled a two you fail , I fail , I need you to take . I'm just going to hold the up button a whole bunch .
I need you to take 32 points of damage . Wow , all right .
Okay , monty's kind of pissed that this poison keeps following him around the room and he's just like what the is going on here . He's livid , so he is going to rear up on these line of sights , on these two fleshies .
I'm going to go ahead and use my sharpshooter feat and also my horde breaker , which is going to allow me to shoot two , one of them twice , the other one once . Um , which one's hurt the most ?
uh , fleshy two is looking a little worse for wear .
A little worse for wear . Okay , so he's going to shoot twice at Flushy 1 and once at Flushy 2 . Yeah , all right , so we'll start . We'll do two attacks at Flushy 1 . That's going to be a minus 5 to that , so that's a 10 . So that won't hit this one's a 22 , so that won't hit . This one's a 22 , so it will hit . It does hit .
I'll also do the damage for that guy before moving on to the next . He's gonna take 1d8 plus the cold damage . Scrolling , scrolling , scrolling , got my last one Total of 11 . Oh , plus 10 . Yeah , so it takes 21 damage 21 damage .
Alright , please describe how you kill fleshy 2 arrow through the neck . Nothing , nothing hard about that oh , okay straight sideways through the neck , like yeah , so the arrow pierces his neck and you see that that was , that was fleshy , that's fleshy too that's fleshy too . We can do itleshy too . We can do it that way , that's fine .
Okay , sorry , I thought that's what you said . That's my fault , it's okay . So you see him grasping at the arrow in his neck as he falls to the ground , and he just falls apart . The stitching falls to pieces and disintegrates and the various fish pieces and scales fall to the floor , making a sloshy mess .
Sweet Monty's thinking treats afterwards .
Here we go , a chummy mess .
Chummy mess , and so Fleshy won an attack roll of 12 .
So just so . Everybody knows there's a little bit of slipperiness right around here .
Is that a combat effect or just a ickiness ?
There's a bunch of fish there , fish and guts , if you were to step on it , you would probably slip . There's some improvised weapons right there , there could be improvised weapons , yes , so what did you say about fleshy one , maddie ?
I attack roll of 12 12 that that hits , that hits , okay . So I was not expecting a 12 to hit , that's okay , uh , so I'll do one of those dice . One , oh man , seven . So a total of 17 damage to him . Okay , and I'm also going to mark him as my favorite foe , and that allows me to roll an additional d6 of damage .
So let's throw that in there , 5 for a total of 22 .
22 . Okay , nice hit .
Alright . So then , because he's just kind of pissed off , he's going to , uh , make our turn on , or , as my bonus action , I can become invisible using nature's veil . Okay , so I'm gonna do that .
So I'm gonna disappear in the middle of the poison , and then I'm also going to use my feline agility to escape 60 feet to the north , putting me in the other corner of the room all right and I am invisible till the start of my next turn nice , all right .
So fleshy one is going to turn towards nines and he's gonna make a double hit . Do your fucking worst , there's a 21 hit . Damn it Make it through does a . Oh shit , there's a 22 hit . I Know it does . No , I know it does .
No , I know it does yes , I tried , so you are going to take there's my , there it is .
So you're gonna take a total of 19 points , all right , from 69 down to 50 . Sam , it's your turn .
Mm-hmm , mm-hmm , mm-hmm . I thought I was looking up Monty's stuff . I don't think it probably matters now , but I'm guessing that the past without trace is ended yes , it is ended yeah , favorite foe would have ended it okay , that's the conservation .
Well , you took a bunch of damage too , so I was just trying to enforce it , you know , you know how I like them , or else ? Okay , uh , sam , still raging . I'm going to start by another two-headed attack at fleshy dicky boy . Number one . With a two-headed attack , that's a 17 to hit .
That does it .
Okay , that damage is . I rolled a one again , so that's 7 plus 3 for 10 damage . Okay , that doesn't do it . Okay , so then I'll follow up with another as a horizontal left to right , right across the waist , and then , as I swing through , I'm going to full circle , take another swing and all the way around just keep swinging that axe .
That's a 21 to hit .
That does hit .
Good , good , good , and this one is a better , alright . So a 6 . 6 plus 6 plus 3 is 15 damage on that one . Alright , tell me how you kill Fleshy 1 . So the first swing comes through and kind of like opens a little slit in the Fleshy's tummy .
And then I take a second step and like follow through with that same attack along the same horizontal plane and just open it up all the way across the midriff . Uh , and it just all of its icky , stinky insides comes spilling out all over the place as it drops to the floor blood and icor .
Because I was swinging left to right , the Blood and Icor goes towards Nines , but I mean , he's a monkey , he can probably dodge it . I'm not getting at him , but it's like that direction . Maybe he slapped some fish out of the way , or something .
Yeah , so a bunch of Icor and fish parts fall to the ground and just cover this whole area right here , cool .
So Sam is pretty mad about getting hit by a fireball and , without thinking too much about it , she knows approximately where Homeless Life's bad guy , the wizard , maybe , is , and she's going to run right through this fresh bit of Icor trying to go up to approximately where she thought that castle was so , as you're running through that , I need you to give me an
acrobatics check . Acrobatics . Okay , that's an eight .
Okay . So as you're running through , you do slip and fall , prone in the middle of the I-Core . Okay , can I ? You do have enough movement to stand up where you are .
That would be half my movement . Could I then continue moving forward ?
You can . How much movement do you have ?
40 , so you would have another 10 feet of movement okay , so I will crawl the rest of the way out of the fish so I don't fall again , and then I will stand up and move 10 more feet , which I assume is approximately there .
Correct , okay , and then for a bonus action , I would like to cast , use my storm aura at possibly disadvantage , without knowing where the bad guy is . Am I as far as I can go ?
Yes , from here .
Okay , if I'm within 10 feet I'm going to try to use my storm aura to blast that bad boy with lightning . It doesn't say I have to see them . It says a creature of my choice in my aura . So if that guy is within 10 feet of me , I think he has .
I don't know like how do you choose the creature you can't see ? It's still a creature there , uh yeah , I mean , you have a point .
So yeah , I mean you have a point , so I go off D&D based off Magic the Gathering rules , where you have to follow word by word , like the words matter , and so I will say that if he was within 10 feet of you , he would have to make it .
Okay , but he does not have to make it .
And my turn's over .
Okay , and so this is kind of the equivalent of a search action within his own area .
Alright , nines , you're up .
Hmm .
Well , there's only one . You're up , Uh so is there . Yeah , yeah , I'm sorry . Yeah , so we have an invisible quarry Truth . Is there something ?
Wait what you have ? An invisible friend too , monty's invisible .
Yeah , Monty's also invisible .
Yeah , but he doesn't know that you're Monty .
How is that true ? The dwarf is gone Um .
I don't really have anything that can help me .
I don't think to discover invisible people or so there's only one door in this room , right , correct ?
Well yeah , in that case nines will post up back on the door , move the the 50 or so feet token browser ka-chow somewhere around there to uh , to protect , to prevent escape . And that will conclude my turn .
Alright , so so the green cloud of poison repossitions over Glenn and Sam . How far can that guy move it ? He can reposition it up to let me see . You see , let me make sure I'm not fucking cheat here here . Oh , this is , I'm sorry . Uh , he cannot do it that far 30 feet , feet 23 feet .
You don't have to tell me so your possessors it over to here and you hear another fire , fire , fire and another fireball . So , glenn , and actually all of you , give me a perception , check .
Glenn and actually all of you , give me a perception check .
So a site-based perception .
Yes , I'm tuning 10 . Yeah , I got a 9 . I pulled a 6 and a 7 .
I am 11 All right 24 first .
Everybody that rolled over a 12 , right 24 . Everybody that rolled over a 12 , none of us except for glenn sees , mr dory pop up here and throw a fireball towards sam and glenn .
My passive perception is 14 . Does that count , or is that not ? Is that , yep , okay ?
so each of you need to roll me a deck save . Aha .
Only Glenn and .
Sam 25 .
Okay , I cannot see this , ray .
No , you can see it coming at you .
Oh , oh , 14 and a 2 , for a total of 16 alright , that does save .
So , sam , I mean , I guess you can choose to fail at Glenn , but each of you are going to take 17 points of damage no , thank you 17 ? Yes , and you see , and you see , oh , you see this creature make a movement with his hands , and then he is steady and he's still visible to everybody . Glenn , your turn .
Everybody , or just the people ? I can see Everybody .
Everybody or just the people I can see on the map .
Everybody . Okay , ummm , yeah , so Glenn was gonna be friendly to him until he started chucking fireballs and poison spheres and all that kind of shit . So Glenn is going to dart forward and do what Glenn does With a kaboom . Yeah , with a kaboom , he will castcast . Well , I guess that is his cast . He will use his rapier .
Okay . So , glenn , as you start reaching , or as you go to stab him with your rapier , he falls to the ground and screams no , please , don't hurt me , please , I'm sorry . Do you continue with your attack ?
Yes , I do , he sounds like that though . Yes , he does , he sounds like that though .
Yes , he does . He does sound like that , okay .
I literally saw him throwing the fireball right .
Correct , okay , yeah , all right , so he's .
Yeah , I Dude , chucked a fireball at me twice .
You rolled a 15 for an attack . Yeah , that does it .
Dude's not going to like this .
Throw another moon at me , I'm going to lose it 36 points of damage or no oh no , 14 , 34 , 42 points of damage .
Alright , so he your rapier goes 14 , 34 , 42 points of damage . Alright , so he , your rapier , goes through him easily and he daggers away , holding his stomach and pulls away from your sword and you hear him go and then he falls to the ground .
Is he dead ?
He is no longer moving .
I think I've seen enough people die to know whether or not Does he look dead .
You cannot see any movement from his chest , from where you're at , and you can't see him breathing .
Does the poison cloud go away ?
The poison cloud does disappear .
That's a good sign .
Well , I mean , he lost concentration .
Yeah . Which if he went unconscious . I'm sorry .
Go ahead and take a step forward and see if he's alive .
How do you check that he's alive ?
He doesn't look . Human right .
He looks vaguely humanoid . I will put a photo of him in the chat . But his eyes are bulging . He is a tall , skinny individual with very pale skin . He's got some ichor and blood rolling from his mouth and you see a couple small worm-like creatures crawling in and out of his body , or in and out of his head .
Uh .
Did the combat music stop ?
Are we all ?
free to move about the room now .
No , so Glenn will not check to see if he's dead . He will be watching him with a readied action of telekinetic shove bonus action .
Can you ?
ready a bonus action .
I don't think you can ready a bonus action . I think you can only ready an action I don't remember . My quick Google search says you can only ready an action .
Okay , then I'm watching him and I will say out loud I think he's dead , alright , with a shrug and a question mark on the end of it .
So combat has ended , you can all move around freely .
Can Slim smash the table before ending rage ? Absolutely , give me an exact roll .
Smash that table freely can slam , smash the table before ending rage .
Absolutely , give me the exact smash that table it's a big table , 15 foot table is now .
I'm a big sam in a 20 foot table . That's uh .
Yeah , that makes it easier right the larger it is easier to hit , whether or not damage , but no , I mean yeah , you , you easily , you easily smash this in half . Easier to hit , whether or not damaged , but no , I mean easier to grab , yeah you easily smash this in half , Sam .
You take a good chunk out of this table . Obviously it doesn't split directly in two , but a huge part of it is broken . You can see fractures going all up and down the wood , Several splints and wood just gets sent everywhere in the room .
So as my axe passes through that thing and I kind of like ready my like I pull my axe about , I don't Take my second attack , I just take deep breath and breathe it out and then before , before I let go of my rage , I do bonus action lighting the table Also , just for good measure . Okay , uh , does your table ?
make a deck save , okay , uh , does your table make a deck save ? Uh , the table does not make a deck save . But you see some , some cool burned features in the wood start splitting out from where the wood is , we're lighting it and it starts uh it , it starts burning several different lightning spheres all around in a circular arc , all through the way .
It creates a map to .
It creates a map . No , it does not . Alright , so , glenn , you got the kill , so you get first action . What do you want to do ?
So Glenn is going to say I think he's dead , I'm not sure , and ready it's a bonus action , but he's going gonna ready an action of telekinetic shove understood and if , if boy does any , if Dory does anything , he's gonna get shoved into the opposite wall okay uh , monty will come out of invisibility and he's gonna walk over to where Mr Dory is while he'sibility
.
And he's going to walk over to where Mr Dory is . While he's doing that , he's going to cast a third level cure wounds on himself . When he does that , he just holds his hand up and creates a little heart . Then he kind of pushes that heart into his chest , giving himself back 13 health points .
Then , immediately after he does that , he is going to cast the spell again . And as he's walking up to Glen and Mr Dorvies and say , do we need to question him ? Should I wake him back up with this one ?
Glen says I've already taken my action for this round .
Mm-hmm .
Actually nice uh , no it just has a ready to action and he's just very much concentrating on Saying if this guy is gonna stand up or move or do anything . If this guy is going to stand up or move or do anything tech related .
He looked at Sam and he said Sam , tie him up and I will bring , I'll resuscitate him .
I can do that .
Let's have a conversation with Mr .
Nines will put his hand on Monty's shoulder and say , hey , I don't know how to tell you this , but he's dead . I'm so sorry .
Sam's going to roll this person body face down and then pull the cloak up and hog , tie him Hands together , feet together , and then like pull the cloak up and hog , tie him hands together , feet together , and then a rope between the two and then back to the side yeah , as you're rolling it to the side you , you hear a loud as gas escapes from his ass so
he didn't shit himself , he's just just farting , that's fine , he's alive . He's still alive , he's alive .
That's the death rattle .
That's the death rattle .
That's how you know he's gone Okay .
I've seen it too many times . After that's done , Monty is going to go ahead and give him four points of health .
So you're going to cast what Level 1 ?
on Dory .
Mr Dory the undead guy .
He does not move at all .
I want to point out that Sam's at less than 50% HP and chose to heal the dead enemy . But that's cool , you know we're good . So , it's plenty of health . Don't get me wrong 64 is pretty good .
Upon seeing that it clearly didn't work and he is , in fact , dead , monty is just going to be like , well , he had what you had coming to him so you have cast three level one spell slots then oh no , that was only one . I've only done one level one . Oops , I thought I clicked it there we go .
Would you cure , cure , oh I have to do that one and I cured myself at the third level ah , okay after you ? Oh none , that's right . Yeah , I haven't done . Only dead people get the cure wounds , got it Yep . I'm down one third second and one of my firsts .
Guys , is there anything you want to do ?
No , I don't think so . It's late enough and I'm tired enough that I'm just kind of hanging on .
We're just wrapping up . Right now , another ten minutes .
Monty , out of frustration , is like well , that was a waste , he's just going to storm off . And he's going to kick Mr Dory going out of the poison thing you mean the corpse storm off and he's going to kick Mr Dory going out of the poison thing , you mean the corpse , the corpse that was formerly known as Mr Dory . That's now tied up .
Apparently they do , but then he's also going to go down here and check out these pile of fish , because he's kind of curious what these things were Give me an .
Give me an investigation . Roll there , monty , oh actually I'm sorry . I'm sorry it'd be , it'd be perception my bad oh , perception , okay , uh , it's even worse .
I have a plus six to it . It wasn't eight . It's even worse . I have a plus six to it . It wasn't eight .
That's enough , Alright . So , Monty , as you're going through the pile of fish and guts , Maybe he's just looking for a snack . You find a small dagger with runes carved on it . On the side of the handle it says Dadger , dadger , dadger , d-a-d-g-e-r .
Okay .
So Monty's going to reach down and pick up this Dadger thing , kind of hold it out , because it probably is covered in ick .
It is covered in a lot of ick .
And he's going to turn back to Glenn and he said , would you clean this thing up for me real quick ? And kind of walks back over to Glenn , knowing he is really good at cleaning stuff .
So I'll let Justin go first .
Yeah , justin , I was just going to say does this door over here open inward , or into this room or away from this room ?
It opens into the room .
All right , while Monty's over here doing this , sam's going to take this chair that I moved this icon to and just make sure we don't get manticored by the door . So , I'm going to prop that door up and block it .
Shut uh for our , our protection okay , great , glenn , you're next okay , so glenn will be walking by as he walks past monty , he will just touch it , cast prestidigitation to clean it and , uh , continue walking over the door and kind of look at Sam and then lock the door .
Okay , sam Sharks , sam Sharks .
We got in .
Whatever ?
man , it doesn't fucking stop anybody .
I'm awesome . Nobody else is .
Nines . Nines will comment I think it's really neat that they let somebody who is so ugly be a counselor .
That's just really Open minded open minded that's so that's really just like very hmm , you know so Glenn nods and says yeah , so there's hope for ya oh no I .
If this is what it takes to be a counselor , I'm not qualified where's the door ? On the east side yeah .
I was just going to say , with the door locked , with the comments made , glenn is going to look for any kind of clues but I'm sure that we want a break before going over anything we find , so we can start serving real quick , just so we know where we're going next session and then we'll stop it there .
To be clear , though , Counselor Dory looks like a fucking zombie , right .
Yeah , that's what a skoom looks like but he looks undead as a motherfucker .
Yeah , maggots crawling out of his mouth like just doesn't look great , not just .
Yeah , he was one shot all right , yeah , so who was searching mr Dory and who is searching the rest of the room ?
Glenn doesn't want to touch Mr Dory , so he would be searching the room .
Yeah , Nines would be on , dory yeah .
Monti would be on the room then All right .
So , nines , you find a map on Mr Dory , so it's a small piece of paper or parchment that shows a small island about a half a mile off the coast , with a lighthouse on it , and it's marked as Therizdun's Temple , therizdun , therizdun's Temple . I'm sorry , therizdun , therizdun's temple , I'm sorry , therizdun's temple .
Therizdun being the god , was he the one that was the cultist worship ? Correct , yeah , okay , so there's a map to Therizdun's temple On this parchment .
And a small note that says oh hold up One second .
It's fine , because I know it's fine . Nines is to say this guy has nothing , just some trash he's going to be ready to like . All right , can you all hear me ?
Yeah .
Throw the map into the fire .
All right , and so there's also a note on there that says this is not nothing .
Don't throw it into the fire .
There's also a note that says that says three weeks until full birth .
Nines will relay the information to the rest of the group , but we'll comment that it means nothing and that it should probably be ignored what do you mean ? It means nothing yeah , like pregnancies take way longer than three weeks . It's obvious like just weird Nothing .
It didn't say that it started today and is gonna be done in three weeks .
Yeah , but it kind of implied it though , didn't it ?
No .
Let's be clear , can we get through that .
Can I see what you're looking at , God ?
I'm glad there's not a fireplace . Can I see what you're looking at ? God ?
I'm glad there's not a fireplace there might be there are no fireplaces now , anyway , this guy's not giving birth to anyone as dead as he is , so this was a dead end . Ha Ha .
Get it .
Can I see what it is you found ?
Yeah , and Nines is going to share around the notes freely .
But Nines . You also find 120 gold pieces on Mr Dory .
Maybe he was going to travel somewhere .
Maybe not everything was worthless , so you can go ahead and add that to your inventory if you're gonna pick it up um , nines will yeah , nines will take it and say I don't think the undead need this , right .
Okay , it's logical , though it makes sense . Everyone's with me on this .
Yeah , of course You're fine . What was the other thing , though ? Monty's holding out his hand ?
Oh , like the notes .
The notes in the back .
Yeah , yeah , yeah . Again , giving it up easily , doesn't think it's going to amount to much ?
Monty will hold on to it until next time .
Okay , monty , you find one , and then Glenn and Sam . You each find two rubies , each worth 500 gold pieces . So please add two rubies to Sam and Glenn's inventory and one ruby to Monty's inventory .
Wait , shit , what was my ? What 128 ?
128 gold , 128 . Gold pieces . Alright , so With next episode , I'm gonna assume so you have a map . I'm not gonna assume anything . You guys have a map to Therizdun's temple and plenty of gold . And just so I don't forget , monty , you picked up the dadger , which is a dagger with plus two attack and every time you're wielding it and attack you get a .
You say a pun or dad joke All creatures within 20 feet of you take 1d6 psychic damage . All creatures , all creatures .
I'll never use it , thanks . Thanks for the magical item . Can I call it the Harvey Dagger ? Sure , I'll call it the Harvey Dagger . So a dad joke and everybody takes 1d6 .
A dad joke or a pun ? Yes , Okay .
How much ?
damage 1d6 .
Nice 10 foot radius .
No , no , no . All creatures within 20 feet 20 foot radius yeah . So basically anybody that can hear your terrible joker pun will take 1d6 psychic damage .
Oh , including allies .
Including allies .
All creatures , that's why , yeah .
Including himself .
Correct , oh , no , no , no , I'm sorry , not him .
That's really important .
No , no , no , Monty does not take damage from his own joke .
We're fine , all right . Is there a saving throw ?
No saving throw All right Fair enough .
So two rubies to Glenn , two rubies to Sam , one ruby to Monty . Monty got a dagger . We have the map to Therizin's island with a note , as well as Nine's got some gold . Yep , I didn't catch how much . It doesn't matter , he can keep track of it .
All right Sam .
I had two questions , uh . One is about the ruby , uh , which , looking through our inventory , I'm only seeing them worth 5 000 gold each . I just I made a note . Does it matter ?
These are small rubies okay , so each one is worth approximately 500 gold pieces I was curious about the uh bonus action versus action thing for like readying an action , because I mean , if you can ready a full action , why wouldn't you be able to ready a bonus action ?
so I don't know if it applies but you , you can ready an action or a bonus action , but if you've already taken your action for the turn , you cannot ready an action or a bonus action afterwards I agree with that .
The bonus the ready in action is your full regular action , so you can ready either .
But the readying is an action , so anything under that is fine , right you can use your ready in action for an action or a bonus action yeah , absolutely cool , but if you've already taken , your it , which was the case when I .
But if you've already taken your , which was the case when I said it , I'd already taken my action and I was trying to ready a bonus action on the same turn .
Okay , I think I must have missed that first part . I've been looking for that for a while because I'm really interested . It didn't make sense , but okay best .
All right , any other questions before we end it ?
You said birth in three weeks , right .
Yes .
Is it B-E-A-R-T-H or B-I-R-T-H ?
B-I-R-T-H . Okay , good question .
Maybe there's a ship spot opening up and the guy's really been wanting this specific parking spot . Yeah , that's a great question . I mean , he's got a ship that's just floating up here in the air . Maybe he wants a parking spot .
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I use it for all of my in-person sessions as well . It really sets the mood . And , um , justin , did you have something ?
Uh , only about the bonus action thing again , because now I found something contrary to you . I'm sorry . Keep going , okay , okay .
And Maddie , if you want to take us out tonight .
Are we sure we don't want to finish A bonus action thing before we end the episode ? It's been ner . We end the episode .
It's been nerdy everybody it's been nerdy , I'm sorry .
Bye nerdy I can't help it . That was great , justin .
That was that was all right , justin just so you know you can Toys for love , break the rules . Toys , saddles , don't stop me , thank you , oh my God .