Lesser Known Kinks

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Well, good evening, Kingsters. Welcome back. Yes, welcome back. It's like, is welcome back the right thing to say? I mean, it's like, you know, we're welcoming people into the home. No, I'm going to start off by saying... Hello again. Hello again. Thanks for listening to our podcast for all this time. Yes, we really appreciate it. Yeah, we do. And tonight, I think we're going to do something a little left of field as to what we usually do.

And I think we're going to look at some lesser-known kinks that people may have kind of suppressed or think, oh, is it really a kink? Yes, it is. Oh, yeah. And also for our newbie listeners kind of going, oh, do I really have fetishes? Do I really have kinks? And this might be one of your things. There's also some fun ones in there. But also if you're looking to try something new, maybe this will kind of spark up a bit of a thing to try.

Yeah. Well, start up a conversation anyway. Yeah. And I forgot to say, I'm Miss Sugar Spice. And I'm Jimster. And we are from a cup of kink. Yes, we are. A whole cup of it. So the Jimster is going to say the names. Because they're all rather complicated. Yes. And I'd rather him look like the fool than me. Yes. So for anyone that has a linguophilia. Oh, I see what you did there. Which is a fetish for.

Pronunciation of words or mispronunciation of words, whichever one it is, but yeah. But yeah, went through, found a few fun ones, and some of them are probably more common than you think. I agree. There's a couple in here that are quite obscure. Or are they? You know what? Will the other people be the judge of whether they're obscure or not? Because I know exactly where your mind went. You saw that one and just went, what the...

Yeah. Why is that there? I saw that one. Yes. That one you'll find is aimed at one very specific listener. And see if you can guess by the end of the day. And we won't name names, but you can write it down. and see if you can guess who it's aimed at. Okay. All right. Yeah. So the first one we have is a galmatophilia. Yeah. That's a mouthful. Yes. And that's the sexual attraction to statues, dolls, mannequins, and other similar figurative objects.

Like a Star Wars collection. Yeah. Or Barbies. And I think this kind of fits into the people that like to do the latex doll thing as well. Oh. I think that kind of goes hand in hand. So when people look at someone that looks like a doll and they don't know what that is, and you can't really – why it is is not the problem. You wouldn't even say it's a problem. It's not the issue. You just are, and that's cool.

But now you know what it is. Okay. And would that also be, you know, like an obsession with sex dolls? Yes. Or, you know, getting... erotically turned on by your Care Bear collection? There is another one for that. Right. But I didn't write it down because, you know, we've only got... 30-odd minutes. I've got quite a few down here. Yeah. But a few really good ones. Okay. But, yeah, there is another one, and that might fall in that same group.

I just want to sing that walking, talking, living doll song. Yes. I'm not going to, people. Just so that I don't burst your eardrums. Right. Okay. Do you want to give this one a go? Macrophilia. Yes. sexual attraction to giants or giantesses. And according to, hmm, what's that word? Limarelloso. No, that's not what it is. I probably should have practised pronouncing these. Yeah. Anyway, it represents a growing sector of the porn industry. Yeah.

A sexual attraction to giants and giantesses. And it's funny that you say that because I've had quite a few submissive men want to, like, lay down and be little. Yeah. And for me to stand above them and be large. Yep. And I think that maybe they have macrophilia and they just don't know. Yeah. Or they don't know what it is. Yeah. And it could just be like, I'm guessing that we're going to get a few comments and messages going.

oh, my God, I've had that all along and I didn't even know it. Yeah. Because I'm going to be a little bit honest. Yeah. I kind of might have a little bit of that. Yeah. Because you want to be squashed like an insect. Well, there's that, but, you know, it's a little difficult because I do stand at six foot two somewhere there, so it's...

You need some pretty good platforms to make me feel little. We need the contraption that they had in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Yeah, that too. Yeah. That would be fun. So anyone who got off on that movie, you have macrophilia. Yep. Okay, moving on. Because we only have 30 minutes and you've got three pages. Well, some are quick. 2.5. Yes. Yeah. Claustrophilia. Oh, yeah.

and that is the sexual arousal produced from being confined to a tight, enclosed space. So that could be in a coffin, that could be in those body bags and stuff like that. Yeah. Mummification. Yeah. All those sorts of things. Which I think is, yeah. Locked in a cupboard? Yeah, locked in a cupboard, things like that. Oh, okay.

So many possibilities with that claustrophilia, isn't there? I know, right? Yeah. I think casting is another way of doing that where you actually literally pour someone into a plaster cast so they can't move. They're literally cast. Yeah. Yeah. Here's another fun one. Cytophilia. Okay. Or sploshing. Yeah. It refers to the kind of fetish in which individuals...

are turned on by food in an erotic setting. Yep. So, sploshing. I think we've had this discussion before. Some people call it splosh, splodge. There's another word. But, yeah, getting... Getting covered in sauce and... Custard and chocolate sauce. All the good things. All those sorts of things. Yeah.

And that one's a lot of fun. Messy but fun. I do like in the description it says, Nona's wet and messy fetish. Yeah. Yeah, because it is wet and messy and you need a kiddie pool or a room that you can hose down. Yeah, pretty much. Or just, you know, lots of painters. Yeah. What was it called? Drop sheets and whatnot. Yeah, yeah. All right. Now, here we go. This one's for all the linguophilias out there because we were looking at this one going, how the hell do we...

Melalasagna. No. Melalagnia. Yeah. Which is a fetish that involves being turned on by music. I'm surprised you don't know how to say that one. Well, I don't look... I relate to music. I don't know if I'm actually turned on by it. Yeah, I don't know. I've never actually considered it. But, I mean, music can be very emotive and it can make you have different emotions. Yeah, I don't know whether I get turned on by music. Maybe we should do some research. I think we should too. Oh, yeah.

It's like we have the interwebs at our fingertips or something. Yeah, yeah. But it is the actual act of experiencing strong sexual reactions in response to music and also fantasising about certain songs or jazz. I wonder if it could be like fantasising about being a musical instrument.

Possibly. Because, you know, there's been that in the past where people want to be played like a fiddle or a cello or – Or some of our friends played like a drum kit in a death metal band. Yeah. I wonder if that's the – you know, I wonder if that aligns. Possibly. With this kink. Yeah, because I can see someone really wanting a lot of kick drumming happening. Cough, cough, Exaria, cough. Maybe. All right, the next one.

I have some experience with this one. Yes. A nylon fetish. So, yes, as in stockings and tights. So it's often accompanied by a foot fetish and one with a nylon fetish may enjoy the look and feeling of toes, feet and legs wrapped tightly in nylon stockings. But to also go one further, they... Well, in my experience, the particular person that I had a nylon interaction with wanted me to take off every pair of nylons and give them to him.

incrementally so that he could just like touch them and sniff them and do all sorts of things. You know, I didn't ask what he was going to do with them. I just found it quite fascinating. Well, I may or may not have in my... questionably large collection of fetish pornography have a guy that's actually been literally, like, had stockings just...

pulled over his head and his face is literally engulfed in stockings, then tied up. Oh. Yeah. That looked like fun. He likes it hardcore. Yeah. Hardcore nylon fetish. Yeah. And good on him. Yeah, why not? That looked like a lot of fun. Yeah. Now, this one's going to be interesting. Do you want to try and pronounce this or is it my job again? Oh, hang on. We've got different pages. No, mine's just a smaller print.

Are we up to that one? No, you can say it. Sorry, I printed these out just because there was no way we were going to remember all of these names and I printed one really small print. And I just thought, you know what, I'm just going to expand the text. And, yeah, so it's a little bit everywhere. I've got the big text and he's got the little text. Trichophobia. No, trichophilia. The trichophilia, yes. Sorry, yes.

It's the lasagna thing. No, trichophilia. And that's fetishism and attraction to hair. Yeah. And weirdly enough, I knew someone that had this many, many years ago and he opened up about it once. And, you know, coming from a very religious background, everyone kind of shut him down real quick trying to tell him that, you know.

that's wrong and, you know, why would you want to do that? And I'm just like, actually, that sounds kind of fun. So what was it about this obsession with hair that he had or this fetish with hair that he had? Well, he ended up... He ended up marrying someone who had hair down to her knees. And she kind of, turns out that she was also in that realm of people that like that. And basically what it was is he would wrap her hair around his dick.

and masturbate with it. Oh. We apologise for the really loud noise. We both jumped. Yes. I don't know why, but my mail has... Yes, anyway. That might not actually come through. Okay. So if it doesn't, you have no idea what we're talking about, but literally the Jimster and I both jumped because a very loud noise came through at your phones. Okay, so I know that some people have got fetishes about coloured hair and hair length, you know, like...

Obviously, there's quite a lot of people who have got a bald finish. They like a bald head. Yes. Do you know anyone like that? I do know someone like that. And, yeah, but also coloured hair, like particular colours, as long as they're – I know somebody who doesn't like natural coloured hair, he would prefer it to be like, you know, pink or blue or green or something. So –

Yeah, I can definitely relate to most of that. I don't have hair long enough to do anything masturbatory with. Oh, that's okay. But, yeah. Actually, here's the thing. Is it really a fetish if you're not so much attracted to the hair itself but you find someone more attractive when their hair is coloured? Is that kind of the same thing? Yeah, I would say it probably is, yeah.

All right. Moving on, and this one's one of my favourites. I've had experience with balloons. Yep. Yeah, so this is a balloon fetish. Yep, there was no actual name for it. It was just... Balloon. Yeah, they call them lunas. Right. Yeah. And I actually met a dominatrix once who used to have a client who would pay big money and she'd sit in the room with him.

And he'd sit in the corner and she never had to touch him. All she had to do was inflate a couple of balloons and touch them and stroke them and kind of make that noise that some people cannot handle. Yeah. Right? And then she'd pop it and he came. Yeah. I used to get an email quite regularly from a submissive that all he wanted to do was for me to blow up a room full of balloons that he could play in. That was it.

It does sound like a lot of fun, doesn't it? Well, it's latex. Yes, well, yeah. Yeah, sorry. But, yeah, rubbing them, blowing them up, stroking them. Mm-hmm. Eh, you know. Up, up and away, they say. Indeedly doodly. Yeah. All right. This one you're saying? Nismalagnia is... The fetish where people derive sexual pleasure from the sensation of being tickled or tickling or simply watching someone get tickled. Yeah.

I will say, I don't know if I get aroused from it, but fuck me, I love doing it and I love watching it. Yeah, I do like tickling people and I do like watching people get tickled. I do not like to be tickled. Not even by me? No, not by anybody. Except me. No, but I didn't know it was called. Come on. I can't do it. Anyway.

I didn't know it had a specific name. I thought it was just called Tickle Fetish. Well, yeah, you can call it that. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'm guessing this next one's mine too. Which is weird tickling though. Before we move on. There's so much that you can do with that because a lot of people, you know, after a really heavy impact scene quite like that really like tickling. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a lot that you can do with that. Yeah, very much so. Yeah.

All right. Are we ready to move along? Yes, we are. That's a hard one. Is it? I don't know. I don't know. I think I can pronounce aldecalcophilia. Oh, that's because you have it. Yes, I was reading it and going, how do I do this? But this one, it's really common and it's one of those ones that's kind of dormant. A lot of people don't realise that they have it and it's the fetish for high heels. Yeah.

And a lot of people kind of have it, but they kind of suppress it thinking, no, that's normal. And look, they do look hot. Yeah. But it's actually a fetish. Yeah. Who knew? I also have it, so I probably should learn how to say it. Yeah.

Now, here's another fun one. And it kind of goes on with the Lunas and possibly the Living Dolls. Yeah. And that is Elastophilia. Yeah. A fetish with stretchy materials including spandex, latex and silicone, et cetera, et cetera. Anything that's really stretchy. Yeah, elastophiles. often enjoy bouncing on these materials or sinking deep down into something stretchy. I've got to say that...

And this is one of the reasons why I grabbed this one. Yeah. Because technically, latex fetish and things like that kind of fall into this realm. But that last bit, sinking down into something stretchy just sounds sensory...

A sensorial wonder. Yeah. I don't know if that's even a word. Yeah. I wonder if that's a little bit like the elastopods that, you know, children with sensory... processing disorders use it's like this very stretchy pod that they sit in and they're generally suspended from the ceiling or you know from a frame or something

And they just get in it and it helps to regulate their emotions. Actually, here's an interesting thought when it comes to that one. Does that include vac beds? Oh, it probably would. Because when I said sinking deep in it, I'm like, oh, hold on. Was that kind of a sensation I had when I was trying to breathe through a Macca's straw? Yeah, maybe. Possibly. Maybe. All right. Okay, this one's going to be fun. He chose ones with really complicated names. Well, yes. Intercruel or...

Interfemoral sex. Yeah. And that is thrusting between someone's thighs without actual penetration. Oh, so close. But no cigar. Yeah. And so that could possibly be thighs. Calves. Maybe breasts. Yeah. Maybe. Like wrists. This one technically is between someone's thighs. Yeah. But it can kind of – I think calves is another one. Yeah. One that I thought looked really cool once is –

the dominatrix was wearing these really nice thigh-high boots. Yeah. And the guy was thrusting into the knee joint. Yeah. Yeah. Which is kind of more of a boot fetish, but... Yeah, yeah. And like you see in a lot of porn, they'll thrust between feet. Yeah. You know, like the arches of the feet and I wonder whether that would fit into that.

Maybe. I reckon it could. Yeah. Yeah. Now, this one's... It's one of my favourite ones. It is, but I think a few people don't realise it. It's actually... More common than they think, but it's almost so common it's uncommon. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that is J-O-I. Yeah. Who can guess what that is? We'll give you a few seconds.

No, I don't have any hold music. So that is jerk-off instructions. And that's pretty much the name on the box. Yeah. It is what's on the box. Someone tells you how they want you to masturbate. Yeah. Exactly how, for how long. Yeah. Anyway, that's one of my favourite things in the whole wide world. Yep. All right. Okay, this one's another long one. Oh, it's really ridiculous. This is a ridiculous one. Don't know. It's ridiculous. It's not. You can say it because it's so ridiculous.

Oculolinctus. Yeah. The desire to lick eyeballs. Disgusting. I wouldn't say disgusting. All right. I'm not yucking anyone's yum, but like the idea of putting my tongue on an eyeball. Gross. What about if it's my tongue on your eyeball? Still gross. Yes, no. Your kink is not my kink and that's okay, but fuck glitter. Yeah. I'm not yucking anyone's yum, but no, don't touch my eyeballs with your tongue.

Now, this one is really cool because we were having a quick discussion about it earlier, just reading through it, and it's called Revving. Yeah. And it's a kink for watching someone rev an engine, especially when they're wearing heels or boots. Yeah. It's also known as pedal pushing or pedal pumping. Now, I know a lot of... mechanics that would get off on knowing that there's a sexy bit of footwear revving that engine. Yeah. And, yeah. So another one that I think is maybe so common.

That it looks normal. Yeah. I would just like to highlight it's actually really hard to drive in high heels. Yes, that's why I do all the driving. Yeah. All right. You know, enough about that. But it is actually really hard to drive in high heels. It's actually even really hard to just rev the engine in high heels. So… Yeah, it's a very special breed that would be doing the pedal pushing. Yep. But apparently there are entire porn channels dedicated to pedal pushing. Yeah, there is.

And finally, just for our little fun night of just bringing up some different fetishes that people could try or just, you know, people that are kind of feeling, oh, am I really a kinkster? Do I really fit into this realm of... Fun-loving people? Yes, you do. Because these are just some that we just literally just jumped online and went, what's some fun ones that we could look at? Maybe people want to try or they have it and want to get involved in kink and meet other people. Yeah.

But for the final one that we've picked, oh, boy, I've picked the longest one. Telefonica philia. Look at you go. I know. I broke it down like I'm in grade three. Telephonicophilia. And again, another fun one because you could always ring 005510300 and have phone sex. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what it is. I quite often fantasise about having my own phone sex, you know, line. Well, you've got the voice for it, that's for sure. Oh, thank you. But anyway.

I honestly thought that phone sex no longer existed until I was listening to a podcast the other day. And it's a very recent podcast and somebody actually applied for a job as a phone sex operator. And I was like, did that? Are they still a thing? And yes, they are. It is. It's done slightly differently. Now it's done through computers and web hosting and stuff like that. Yeah. But technically it's the same thing. Yeah.

Yeah. So, yeah. You're just not speaking to Janice in her jammies. Yes, well, you know. Mind you, I used to work with a phone sex operator. Yeah. And looking at her, she was... And look, for those of you, again, I'm going to go back to my linguophilia. She was a Kiwi with a very thick accent. Yeah. Right?

And she told me one day, yeah, I do in my spare time because I don't earn as much as I need to here. I do phone text. And I went, no way. And she goes, no, really. And I've gone, no, come on. And she actually went, all right. go to your section in the supermarket we were working in and pick up the phone and call my section and I'll show you. And I did and I'm like, what the...

Fuck. Completely different voice. Yeah. She didn't have the strong Kiwi accent. Yeah. She completely lost it. But, yeah, it was just mind-blowing. And how turned on were you? I wasn't. Oh. I was more. Damn it. Well, here's the thing. I think the reason why I wasn't is because I was just too blown away at knowing who it was on the other side. Yeah, yeah. And just being completely thrown.

Yeah. At what I was listening to. Yeah. It's like imagine me all of a sudden you pick up the phone and I sound sexy. It'd throw a lot of people out. We should try. You should put on your... Phone 6 operator voice. I don't think I have one. Oh, I'm sure you do. No. Okay. We can practice. That can be one of your tasks for the week. Okay, fine. No problems. Yeah.

But anyway, that's just a brief little undertaking of some more, well, not particularly unusual because some of these are actually quite popular. Yes. But some lesser known. Yeah. Like I was saying earlier, they're so popular, you wouldn't actually guess that they're a fetish or a kink. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. So, on that note, shall we go to the jingle? We shall. Weekly Updates. And this week in Melbourne, we have a few munches and some other things.

We'd like to talk about the Tuesday Munch at Sandown on Tuesday. Yes. Well, it's actually called, it is actually called the Tuesday Munch, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. The Footscray Munch at Littlefoot Park. is on Thursday. From our good mate, Franco Cotto, in foot there's grey. Sorry. On Saturday, we have the Gippsland Poly BDSM Playmates and Alternative Lifestyle Munch in Warragul.

You're going to have to shorten that down, dude. Just saying. I know. Maybe we'll make an acronym. Yeah. And then on Saturday evening, there is a club night at the club in Footscray. Mm-hmm. Footscray West. Footscray West. I just know how to get there. Yeah. So get yourself to one of those, meet some people, and maybe explore some of your fetishes in the future. Yeah. Consensually.

Yes. And on that note, let's go to thought of the day. So our thought of the day is, yes, that is rain you're hearing in the background. Yes. All of a sudden the sky has opened up and... Well, we can hear the rain through our earphones, so we're just assuming you can hear it as well. And our thought of the day is... Well, if you get aroused by it, it's probably... A fetish. So just investigate that. And also...

Speaking of that, there's also, don't forget, Rule 34, where if it exists, there's porn about it, so it has to be a fetish. So, yes, you can just go and look at the porn about it and know that you are not alone. So until next week, lovely people, stay kinky. A Cup of Kinks was proudly brought to you by the G-Spot Dantonong. The G-Spot. adult variety store.