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99.9% Real Podcast

Bertrand and Leopodcasters.spotify.com
A variety show. After years of creating content our goal is and will always be to make you guys entertained and possibly laugh. We try to create diverse content that you normally won’t find on other podcasts while trying to keep it Real 99.9% of the time by having unique conversations and interesting topics each episode that most people can laugh at and enjoy!
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Episodes

My Time Working in Retail (UCC #9)

For the 37th edition of the 99.9% Real Podcast and the 9th “week” of the Ultra Cast Challenge (host) Bertrand takes the times to talk about his experience working retail. He talks about his time working with the store, his treatment, funny stories, and ultimately why he left! This thumbnail was made using A.I with the prompt: “Unsatisfied Black Supermarket Worker”

Jul 05, 202325 minEp. 37

Black Man Takes Caucasian Test (UCC #8)

For the 36th edition of this podcast and the 8th “week” of the Ultra Cast Challenge after Black History Month, Bertrand takes online quizzes to see how white he really is. This image was generated by ai. Prompt: Family picture with a Black father (This episode is only a gag one and is not made for the intended purpose to offend and harm people)

May 18, 202314 minEp. 36

We Read Your School Confessions on Reddit| UCC #5

For the 33rd edition of this podcast (host) Bertrand finally got a hold of (cohost) Leo as we hop on R/confessions in the search of finding some of your worst/weirdest school confessions on reddit that we could find.

Feb 08, 202339 minEp. 33

Different Types of Coworkers @ the Workplace (UCC #4)

In the 32nd edition Bertrand S (host) talks about some of the most common types of coworkers you can find in your typical workplace. If you think there's more types that should be added, place your responses in the Q&A section (Spotify or you can message us from one of our socials) and I will pin/shout out the top comment and use some of your responses. (There should be an Amazon gift card code hidden somewhere in this episode) P.S.- The AI made the thumbnail, not me.

Feb 02, 202316 minEp. 32

Best Moments Of 2021|UCC #2

For the 30th edition of this podcast we look at some of our best moments throughout 2021!

Jan 18, 202321 minEp. 30

Comeback?!

On our 29th episode host Bertrand discusses the comeback of this podcast, new episodes, new schedule, and a new podcast in the works?!

Jan 12, 20238 minEp. 29

10 Hotel Hacks They Don't Tell You About (YOU WILL BE SHOCKED!!!) 🤫

In this episode Host Bertrand S takes the time to talk about tips and tricks he’s picked up in the past 6 months while working as a Hotel Front Desk Agent. This episode is great general guide on how to heighten your hotel stay. #comedy #comedypodcast #hotel #999realpodcast #travel #traveling.

Feb 11, 202234 minEp. 28

We Interview Dope Heads (The Next Disney?!)

Today in this episode of the 99.9% Real Podcast (Host) Bertrand an exclusive interview with one of the most innovative NFT’s in the Metaverse! DopeHeads Discord: https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdiscord.gg%2Ftu8FhdZTrX&e=ATMzvlmyhwziGakSz-t9yUcMelqhxVobm-jNr3RjNXODP-xmbMuMzQR0qqeWlRosseasJo0qeLwsdl-Qj_LWIIg&s=1 DopeHeads Instagram: https://instagram.com/dopeheadsnft?utm_medium=copy_link

Jan 08, 202234 minEp. 27

We Turned 2❗️

In 1 out of a 2 part episode (Host) Bertrand thanks the listeners and takes the time to talk about what we have accomplished in 2021 and what 2022 has in store!

Jan 03, 202213 minEp. 26

Times We’ve Simped Part 1 (Ft. Nick C)

In our 25th ever episode (Host) Bertrand and (Guest Star) Nick C dig into our dark pasts to share stories about some of the times we’ve simped! We are currently doing a $15 Amazon Gift card Giveaway and all you need to do is to click on this link: to access our Spotify and comment 99 in our Q & A section in this episode for a chance to win! ———————————————————- Links: Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6 Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/999realpodcast Our Instagram: https//Ins...

Nov 30, 202124 minEp. 25

Reading Scary Reddit Stories at 3AM⁉️ (Halloween Special)

In this episode (Host) Bertrand takes the time to announce our Giveaway winner and read your scariest Reddit stories at 3AM! (Not Clickbait). ———————————————————- Links: Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6 Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/999realpodcast Our Instagram: https//Instagram.com/999realpodcast Edited By: Martin Leo

Nov 18, 202134 minEp. 24

Lil Durk’s Disappointing Top 50 Rapper List?!| Podcast Updates, Giveaway, & More!

In this episode (Host) Bertrand and (Cohost) Leo take the time to talk about what’s going on with our lives and potential changes to the podcast, Lil Durk’s top 50 greatest rappers of all time, and 20 fun facts that will make you feel optimistic about life. ———————————————————- Links: Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6 Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/999realpodcast Our Instagram: https//Instagram.com/999realpodcast

Oct 23, 202140 minEp. 23

The Most Annoying Types of Retail Customers

After over 1 1/2 years working in the retail industry (Host) Bertrand takes the time to rant about the most annoying customers he’s encountered working at a grocery store. Links: Podcast Survey Our Twitter Our Instagram Db Journey (Our Sponsor) This episode is edited by Martin Leo (Prod. TORYONTHEBEAT)

Sep 23, 202142 minEp. 22

Lost Episode⁉️|Sending 100+ DMS to Celebrities (SOMEONE RESPONDS!)

Lost Episodes are raw episodes that are lost in time because of the idea and execution or the sudden audio issues we had in the making. We use these episodes to show that all content is decent content. In this episode Bertrand tries to send 100 DMs to celebrities but not without the help of guest star CJ. ———————————————————- Links: Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6 Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/999realpodcast Our Instagram: https//Instagram.com/999realpodcast

Aug 09, 202131 minEp. 21

We Read Your Funny Stories on Reddit (THIS WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!)

In our 20th episode host Bertrand and cohost Leo do hop on the subreddit R/FunnyStories on the search for what's the best funny story that we could find. Baxter Blue Glasses: https://baxterblueglasses.pxf.io/c/2544961/1031264/1147 Linq: https://linqapp.com (code:999real)

May 06, 20211 hr 4 minEp. 20

(THE END OF THIS PODCAST?!) Best Moments Part 2: 1 Year Anniversary

This episode Bertrand and Leo kick off the 19th episode by celebrating the podcast’s 1 year anniversary, giving updates about what’s going on with our lives, talk about the future of the podcast, and a compilation of some of our best moments from the past 9 episodes. ——————————— Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

Feb 18, 202157 minEp. 19

Do 99.9% Real Listeners Think the Same? (Jubilee Parody)

A spin off of our popular episode “Does the 99.9% Real Crew Think the Same?” Instead with 2 of our Listeners! Promoting comedic conversation on some issues that matter. Follow our Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/999realpodcast and our Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/999realpodcast And be sure to take our survey: Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

Sep 23, 202050 minEp. 17

The Lost Episode?

This episode is a complication of some of the content and episodes we scrapped because of mistakes, audio, issues, things we’ve said, or just because it didn’t have a place or fit in. Take our survey! Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

Sep 15, 202036 minEp. 16

We Rank Our Childhood Cartoons (Part 2)

For this weeks episode the host Bertrand and co host Leo finally return from their month long break from the podcast and go through a journey of nostalgia to rank over 100+ cartoons in this 2 part episode. Give us feedback by taking the survey! Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

Jul 30, 202052 minEp. 15

We Rank Our Childhood Cartoons (Part 1)

For this weeks episode the host Bertrand and co host Leo finally return from their month long break from the podcast and go through a journey of nostalgia to rank over 100+ cartoons in this 2 part episode . Here’s the links to the podcast we recommend. Give us feedback by taking the survey! Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

Jul 17, 20201 hr 32 minEp. 14

Trailer

What this podcast is all about

Jun 02, 202053 sec

Does The 99.9% Real Crew Think The Same? (Jubilee Parody)

In this shorter episode, we run a social experiment on ourselves to see how similar we think alike and commemorate our viewers for getting us halfway to our goal to 1,000 streams by the end of the year. Give us feedback by taking the survey! Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

May 19, 202056 minEp. 13

Ranking Every Cereal 🥣 (ft. Antonio R)

In the 3rd episode of the quarantine cast Bertrand takes a break from telling stories this week and rank cereals with his guest star Antonio Rivera. Give us feedback by taking the survey! Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

May 11, 20202 hr 3 minEp. 12

We Record in Quarantine (ft. Nick C) 🦠 😷

Bertrand and his Guest Star Nick share some of their worst scar stories, their current situation during the whole COVID pandemic, celebrity news, and high thoughts. Give us feedback by taking the survey! Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

Apr 02, 20201 hr 13 minEp. 10

Why School Sucks (ft. Coronavirus)

Bertrand and Leo while in quarantine bust common myths and news about the Coronavirus, updates on the podcast and our lives, share Florida Man news, and tell you in our opinion why school sucks. Give us feedback by taking the survey! Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

Mar 19, 20201 hr 25 minEp. 9

Craziest Things That We’ve Experienced (ft. Bertrand and Zach)

Bertrand and Zach blows your mind with high thoughts, updates, gives you your weekly dose of Normal and Florida Man news, tell you some scary food facts, and share one of the craziest things we’ve experienced. Give us feedback by taking the survey! Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

Feb 28, 202044 minEp. 8

Ways The Food Industry Scams You (ft. Bertrand and Zach)

In this episode the boys rant about Valentines Day, talk about some of our favorite podcasts, share some of the news and Florida Men otw, and talk about ways the food and snack industry is running our pockets dry. Give us feedback by taking the survey! Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

Feb 14, 202058 minEp. 7

99.9% Real Best Moments

This episode is a complication of some of our best moments from our first 5 episodes. Give us feedback by taking the survey! Podcast Survey: https://forms.gle/MVNVjLmENVW1pVzf6

Feb 03, 202031 minEp. 6
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