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Y'all?
Anyway, we are ready for it, and I hope you guys are too, because we're rolling.
This is it, this is the shoe, this is the real life, which is perfect for what we're doing today. In the episode we watched.
Whoa, whoa, Whoa. That's all I have to say about this commentary.
I didn't hate it at all.
You liked it. I'm sure I knew you would. Amy.
There's some cringey things, but there's also some juicy things.
Right, Oh my god, it's it's it's it's an Unreal World. It's season five, episode twenty four, aired March fifteenth, nineteen ninety five.
Synopsis. Valerie is broke and back at costs a Walsh, while a class project based on MTV's The Real World goes KerPlunk when students bail at the last minute, leaving Claire and David scrambling. Luckily, the friend group fills in to record each other for a quasi reality show. But when the cameras are rolling, some hard truths are revealed. Boom boom bo. Meanwhile, Andrea learned she wasn't the only one sneaking around.
Director by David Simmel, written by Larry Mollen. I can't believe this that I didn't. I can't jump to the end, but you just don't. Yeah, sorry, we even begin. Well, here's how it happens. We begin at the top of the show. Mm and it's it's a good thing to start on because Valerie's broke. We knew that was coming, because.
The numbers just would not. She spends money like a.
Yeah, almost business suit, kept buying ugly business suit. They're so bad.
Why are she and Dylan dressing like forty year old business people that work on Wall Street?
They watch it. We're over forty.
Listen, we never fell into this category. There you go run through though.
Valerie suddenly just looks like she's like she's the chic business woman with her Gucci like.
It's a very like working girl.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It bores me.
I did not. I thought it was so gross how she tried to like proposition the hotel guy.
Well, I'm like, she's got to use what her mama gave her. You know, she's out of money. What do you want her to do?
Yeah, how she can afford her weed when she's smoking her quote air quote incense back at across the walls. Jim is mad.
Yeah, she's moving back in and he is mad. There for it.
No you don't like her.
Well anyway, let's do let's go okay, Valeries, we did the Valley's hotel. She's we getting kicked out basically because she's owes the hotel way too much money.
I wonder how much she owes them.
I know I wanted to hear the number.
Did she pay up? Obviously, because somehow she had to pay it?
Well, we'll never know.
Well, wait, my god, do you remember when we had the earthquake Northridge? I believe it was nineteen ninety four? Sorry, that was way too specific, am I right? Ninety four? Do you remember that?
I remember that was quake. I don't remember year it was, But.
Do you remember the damage? Like, I mean, there was damage everywhere, but like even like us, people like we felt it and like I remember, like things happened to your house, and like I was in an apartment there. I hadn't move out anyway, but I went to the Peninsula and stayed there. You did, yeah, like a casida and then went to nine oh two, went out every single day and came home and had room service and pay per view.
And I was like, oh, wait, so you ever knew about you had that much damage.
In the earthquake. Well have you met tor?
Have you met me?
They were like, you're click.
In the ceiling. I'm like, I better go Peninsula. Do you have a Casidah?
My god, that must have been. How long did you live there?
So they're like, oh, it'll take like a week to repair it. Jen, How long do you think I stayed? She knows me so.
Well, two months, maybe a year?
Whoa, it was just under two months?
Good call. You looked at me like I was really off on that estimate, so panicked and went to one year.
No, I was. It was so oddly specific and like it was good yep. Anyway.
Yeah.
Then we go to the beach house where Donna is there and she's back from staying with her mom after her terrible event last week. Her almost rape.
We haven't seen your mom in a bit, No.
And then there she was just in the kitchen.
Yeah, And I thought for a moment she was just going to be like bye and wave and leave, and I was like, wow, that's a miss on, like having her come in and film. But no, there was more.
A little bit more, a little bit more.
I kind of liked her in this one. I usually Felice is very.
Like, yes, she wasn't so annoying.
Yeah, no, and she kind of was really appreciative of David, yeah, for saving Donna, and that made her like him now.
Yeah, and now she like wants I think.
She wants her to be with anyone other than rape Ruitt. So David is a safe second for her.
Yeah, she should have been happy about David when she when she should have been.
Yeah, but you know, she says that she can see that David's still into Donna. It's written all over his.
Face, so we can all see it. In the way he was like fondeling those baby carrots while he was flirting with you. I knew it right then. And there a lot of carrots. Yep.
I have to say, remember last week we were like, were there was there a double up episode going on where we filmed two at once to ban them out to bring out more. Maybe that's why Kelly wasn't there. And then here I am this week wearing that same exact hairstyle. Or was I just like on a roll?
Well, I think you liked it so much the first time you said please give me that again. Was it short pigtails or did I make that up?
Nope?
No, it's just like, oh no, it's just real short. Like it wasn't the headband this time with the little curls. It was a clip and then pieces down and the curls not as tight.
Just like, I mean, let's be honest. Though it was disgusting, it is Donna, and Donna looks adorable, like it's just Donna, like Donna can do it anything, and you're like, it's Donna, of course she can wear that. Of course she could do her hair like that.
It took me out of it. I had a hard time looking at myself. I'm not gonna lie. You know, we progress and then digress.
Yes, I know.
It's kind of nine O two one owe. I'm not gonna lie. It's sort of like was there for a minute.
It's very on trend. Yeah at that time.
Wait why oh oh the hair was like the subject.
And people were like copying you, guys, I wore that hair.
It was when was this? I wore that hairdo.
Yes, it's coming.
It's coming back. Long dress to maybe people's choice or something.
Oh, and it looked just dead and not like that. It was better you wore it to the Emmys. We present it together. We were both and we were both in black. I think maybe you look great and that that's one of my favorite looks you had who.
Was inspired a lot of short hair and little black backpacks?
Guys, I loved it.
Say about us fired short hair and little black backpacks. And see Claire and David are their project called The Real Life Gosh when the biker guy Tuck comes up and.
That guy's.
Did you guys recognize that I've seen His name is Joey Slotnik. Oh my gosh. He's been in so many.
I believe he was in Friends there was, Yeah.
He's been in so many things.
I couldn't see past the hat with the ear muff things.
So it was awesome. But it's actually based on a real world character. I believe it was San Francisco.
Yes, Huck, I mean I didn even try hard. Let's start with this. Did you guys watch the Real World?
Did huh?
You did?
Of course bits and pieces.
I never saw it, not once.
I definitely that they were trying to make Tuck Puck and the cowboy guy was a guy too.
Oh cow would have liked that one. Yeah, he was kind of like that bachelor. Who was that bachelor?
Oh the pig farmer?
Oh yeah, I liked him.
But yeah, that was like a little bit like on the nose for me that I'm like, is this Yeah it was supposed to be Maybe it was actually him. But Claire, she gets so mad at David because he way too much to handle this. Oh wait, she got wrong mad.
I think I remember something, you guys, Oh, I think they might have actually offered it to Puck.
And he didn't want to do it.
Sure there was a reason. Wait wait, wait, now she's got nothing.
Thanks for that his paramount, right, it's on the paramount.
Network it is now. Then it was always it was Warner because something makes me think my public and it got.
It's all confusing. But the real world was like MTV Viacom paramount. I think maybe it was all in the family and they were happy. You were just spoofing it. I don't know, I'm making crappy.
And maybe Puck at the time was in jail because they think he got publicly.
Arrested troubled, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what did he do?
Good TV? Oh man, what didn't he do? He was good TV?
Or The show premiered in ninety two, so it was probably at its height right about now. He was season was in San Francisco, so that would track right about now.
Claire thinks that this is not going to happen. She's going to get a bad grade, and she's prepared to cancel the whole class, but David somehow wrangles the group to all do the school project for him, and then there and Kelly does show you there like.
Lea paralysis experiment, twenty four hours in a house.
I mean, I think that it would have been super fun.
Yeah, I would have liked it if you all, I agree. I liked when you were being you.
So Jen knows I had PTSD because hey, I can throw myself into any character accents I cannot do and I'm always very upfront.
Now.
Yeah, so when they were like, oh, you know you're gonna be British. I'm just like, ooh, that's not gonna happen.
Were they were not just British, you were like the Queen of England.
Who was the worst?
Was it Torridam?
I don't think it was me.
It was a definite toss up between you, me and See. It was all bad. It was all bad, but you might have like in.
General, if you like ask for a fan poll, they will tell you and they're you know, we can do no wrong. They will always say like I'll be like, I know the accent, and they'll be like, bad.
Let's let's pull the fans, let's ask them who ask them?
How bad was the day? Like I have a British friend and he keeps trying to like Morgan, and he keeps trying to talk me through, and I'll be like and I can't be like quite literally, I can't do it.
I'm like literally you had to literally.
Nope, have to let it, let it go. And then when Jen and I did Mystery Girls, because of the PTSD of the unreal world and doing such a bad accent, I had to be like what I was supposed to be Southern from Texas? At a funeral and I was like, Jen, I can't do this. I can't do this. You know, I can't do accents. And I panicked. I think we cut the accent. Did we cut it?
I don't know your output was enough.
I think we just fine.
It was nice and cringey because Grisley.
Was like good, sorry, so good?
It was bad.
It was good like he was really committed. Yeah wait did he direct this?
I know you just said, David.
Semmel, Okay, you saw some editing and came in. We were like like friends with him and he was really cool, so the director, Yeah, he did stand in editing, right, Jen. That's how we originally met him, and then like everyone was just like he's great, he's cool. And then he came on and started directing, and.
He he's still a big director. I'm pretty sure he's gone on to do a lot of things. So we have that going on at the Beach House. So we have the bad acting and the goat like a little flavor saver on Jason and how although I will say, what's that called iron? Looked real real good and that hat.
Yeah, especially at certain points.
Yeah, I think that Jason did a flavor That's what it's called a flavor hall because if you're eating something you spill it, you could just save the flavor right there and then eat it.
The facial hair on David Silver is the worst, though.
Something happened because he accidentally calls Claire Donna.
Oh he's falling asleep.
Oh yeah, it just so fa. Have you ever done that?
Called a current partner an ex partner's name.
Someone did that to me once and I was just like, whatever, did you say something or let it go? I think I just I think they figured it out. And then I just was like, what else.
I've done it?
Have you?
I do it all the time? What are you talking about? Like, it's hard not to when your dad you have three kids by the same guy, and you were with him two years. Like, it's hard to not say the word Peter when I mean the word Dave.
So sometimes it depends on what's happening at the time. Yeah, it's like just like just it's just like a or something.
Yeah.
And most of the time, because I'm such a good actress, just kidding, I'm able to like cover it up really quickly or like say something else that rhymes with Dave or Peter and makes like what.
I don't know, just bust out laughing, and she's like.
Like, you're like particularly like that. Yeah, Yeah, I'm petrified at what I'm saying. I don't know what's happening, but yeah it's happened.
Wow, that did happen to you? Yeah, that's your life I'm.
Starting so yeah. And then we have Valerie moving back into the Welsh house. Yeah, and uh so it seems okay with it bothered him.
So I'm like, is she just like, well I thought you would do that, Jim, you teller.
I don't know. I wonder what it's going to be like when Jim gets home. We never really got to see no. And then that's where we see Brandon when he leaves the house as Tuck.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Then he comes back and it's full swing ahead with the real world.
When Tuck met Tuck, I can't makes me think.
Of like hemorrhoids, pads the brand Tuck my god.
First of all, don't bring up hemorrhoids. It's so weird you just mentioned that. We'll talk about it later, you guys.
Let's do the unthinkable and make hemorrhoids.
I think hemorrhoids should be the new menopause, because you know how everyone's menopause.
It is going to go somewhere else.
Everybody should just talk about it, but we can talk about it later.
Do you have something you need to talk about?
She's like, I do, I really yes, but I just want to talk to you guys about it later.
Okay, good, it's so bad. Oh well, we'll talk later.
It's a miracle I'm here. I almost had to text you guys a little like, I can't even make it.
Are you sitting on a on a what's that little circle balloon thing?
Well?
No, I used a sort of ointment that hopefully is going to get me through the hour.
You know, we really like to just let you guys in all the way in to our there are age and they probably can relate. And you're any moment for you.
So and guess what I'm finding out in life like it's not always older people to get it.
No, I've googled it. Fifty percent of people our age have experienced it.
But here's basically what happened.
Literally turned a fifty and got RSB acid reflux in this and I'm just like.
What, Oh, you're a a RP will be coming real soon.
And.
Reflux really triggered me. I don't know why.
Oh my god, you guys, I think I'm having a hot flash to anyway back to tuck.
Yeah, back means something else, but yes, tuck it.
Then the project, you know, cameras are rolling there being these really bad characters, and then the project starts to get personal when Steve finds out that Celeste is getting married.
Crazy little tidbit to grow in that was.
Did you like when he was like five minutes I'll be in my trailer?
I was like, he was actually really entertaining in this.
So that's when Donna sits down at the piano and starts playing Beethoven, which was very funn what like it's hard, And Brandon comes in looking ridiculous.
As tuck, oh my god, on the bike, and then.
Talk comes in.
That made me think it was really Jason Priestley laughing, you know, when he's.
Like, oh my god, that laugh. I was like, is he a serial killer now? Because that laugh is driving me over that edge?
Wait wait, wait, you guys know, I feel like he didn't know that first take and they brought him.
Oh and then that was a genuine reaction because that was funny.
Could that be like he knew that was fine being laughing, laughing, acting it was funny, but.
Really actually laughing because they got along were friends.
Yeah, but it went on a long time. It did over. Wait, go back to the very first thing when we met Tuck and he says the line blow it out your short. I didn't want to just fit Forget about that anyway. Back to Claire and David, because they are imploding.
Oh my god, they really are literally happening. I mean, you guys were ready, We really were. We're not there yet, but we're going to get there.
We're at Andrea's house where Jesse brings home a broken rocking chair that he found on the curb and he wants to have some special time with his wife to fix it. We later see them painting the chair, and then.
My germophobic moment from go like that. They made it cute, But I definitely did not like that.
I mean, have you.
Ever I keep asking you guys, have you ever done that? Have you ever brought something home from like you found on the street side and said, look at this, Oh my god, we can make this so cute.
Wait two days ago us did it?
Yeah, I read an article that a lot of used furniture has been bug Oh.
If it's a hard surface, if it socks.
It's in the drawers of the like a dresser.
Well just google it out. Google it.
What about like a metal like stop sign or something like.
A metal seems less?
Like what did you bring home? What did you bring home?
Stella brought it home my daughter. And you know, because we used to do this fun thing where if we'd see something on a curb, we'd be like that that that, and we pick one thing, we grab it, put in the back of the car and go home and refurbish it. D I Wyatt and it would be fun. But then you know, COVID hit and we're like, oh, we're not doing that anymore. And then she came home and she's like, don't be mad, and she's like, but I found this on the street.
What was it?
It was uh slow and then for children, like, oh, I think that's probably okay. I think that might and she's like someone just threw it out. She's like, there's five kids here, like that's a good one. Yeah, and like and she's like and I was like, oh my god, you found it on the street like you're the gutter. I'm like, we're going to clean that, and she did. She scrubbed it for like you guys, get.
Put that on your front door. It's perfect.
Really yeah.
See yeah, So have you and Jessica working out?
Have you brought home?
What have I brought home? I'm looking around.
Yep, A dog a done that.
But I don't know off the top of my head.
But it's I do buy things on eBay, but then I wash them a lot of times, even if it says new.
Yeah, Okay, we'll talk about this later.
Okay, okay, okay. At the peach Bit, Dylan and Charlie are going over their screenplay and walks in and she invites Dylan and Charlie to an event that she's having at the Peapad, and Charlie wants to go, so they go, and that's yeah, it wasn't very exciting premiere party. What it wasn't I don't know.
Yeah, okay, So then we go back to our main story, which is at the Beach Hop and Donna and David are shooting a scene and they hug each other and then Claire sees them on the monitor and she sees them starting to make out.
They don't know.
I mean, if you're filming a reality show and there's cameras on you in every room, you gotta think about that. Yeah, I guess so, yeah, I think you're supposed to.
Very gosh, it's like I wanted it, I liked it, but then it was just like you're on camera. Well Claire, huh, Well.
I didn't want it to happen with Donna with that hairdoo.
That's all. So, in an act of revenge, obviously, Claire starts making out with Steve on camera, just to make David mad. Just oh okay, so your force, you say, foreshadowing, Yeah, you must mean that. Claire and and Steve go out. This gets so weird when everybody's dating. Everybody really can't carry outside.
A handful of nope, handful of people.
Kelly gets a call from her mom, who says that she has asked Mel to move back in. Oh yeah, and Kelly's so mad about it. So watermelon vodka mad but also mad. She gets drunky on the melon. Yeah, that watermelon is spiked and she's eating it the entire show, so she must have been just wasted. And then she you know, freaks out and tells all the boys there that they all suck. It was quite a speech.
It was like that was like and you and you and I.
Sort of learn about Emily, but it seems that you already knew about.
It, but she doesn't know.
It's just a kiss. Was it just a kiss?
It was so.
Funny.
She really kind of drops a bomb in that room and then leaves.
Correct to go get it out. Yeah sick.
I can kind of remember doing that scene and feeling like, oh, I hate this so much. I hated this this episode so much.
Doing it now when you see it.
And watching it, oh wow, okay, I hated it brought back all the feels of like I don't like this, it doesn't feel right, and it's stupid and why are we doing this? And I just hated it and I never really was able to, you know, commit, I don't think to it's cringey. It's so c I hate watching it.
I love inspired nightgown.
Oh my gosh, that was so.
That that mixed with a Benezer Scrooge. It was it was a blend.
I like the scene when everyone's like opening up right, that was.
Sort of same.
I did. I mean, I was bummed Kelly wasn't there for that, But I enjoyed watching that where Claire makes David admit that he still loves Donna and Claire admits that she still has feelings for.
Brandon random so which makes no sense because that wasn't even real, But Brandon admits.
You can for her. Yeah, true, but weird, Yeah, says you can love two people. What does he mean by that?
I don't know. But then how about sort of the I want to spend my life with you?
Right? Yeah?
He goes into Kelly's room and she's still drunk and trying to get information out of him about where were you when I was trapped in that fire and what was really going on? Like, now's the time to tell me the truth? And he still says it was a kiss.
Yeah, that's a tough one when you like finally have the balls to go for and ask, but you're in a position that you're not going to remember the answer. Well, it's a lose lose And was it just a kiss? Well we don't think so, but we'll never know. But we all don't think so.
But we have no choice but to believe Brandon, Are you sure?
Well?
Because yeah, we weren't there.
Right, And he's not really the liar liar.
Mm, but he he does somehow, in a weird, awkward way say he wants to spend the rest of his life with call. Yeah, doesn't really land on her.
And it's such a that is purely a male move to unload information that a girl has wanted to hear forever in a state where he knows it's like committing not committing, because I know you're probably not gonna remember this, but here I am half inside. I'm gonna say it to you.
How it goes? See how?
Yeah, it's like saying I love you when you know no one's gonna hear you, like they're asleep, like f you.
Then he goes back out and he says that Emily did get under his skin.
Yeah, well I'm not yeah, okay, okay, yep.
Then we go to the peach pit after dark.
Okay.
Charlie tells Dylan that Valerie isn't half bad. God, she isn't half bad. She's half terrible, though I don't I've never heard that one. She's not half bad. Yeah, he's all enduring, Oh god. And he goes into an old Finn old friend old doctor Molly Campbell.
Yeah, our Wardroom Wardroom costume designer a name.
No oh but that wasn't her, No, but it was. Yeah, that's funny.
But I feel like, because I know that that episode's coming up with the Dreams, we're going to see this character again, doctor Molly Campbell, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we are, we are, we.
Are with the dreamsweet what's coming up Dylan's dreams?
Yeah?
Or right where it goes to the Old West.
No, we have that one.
That's all I remember about them is the Old West.
You look good? That.
So Dylan rebuffs, he's you know, been telling Valerie no, no, no all this time. Then she gives him.
A ride home because I mean, what where was his car?
Wait?
Oh yeah, does he have a car again? Doesn't have a car. He doesn't have any he didn't have any money to buy now he's got four mil. But she he has her hot rods. So she brought him home and hits on him again, and of course he falls sport and they start making out. So they're back together. I just I was like, I don't know, it just bothered me. Of course it bothered me, but like as
a viewer. I was like, he was just so anti Valerie and like, yeah, just this is another like you can't believe a word he says.
Yeah, but he it's not that. I feel like he's dealing with a lot old habits die hard, you know, and it's he's slipping and.
He kind of ready Wait what hell?
Yeah? Wait?
Wait?
Am I wrong? Or does she say you're my What does she say about being friends with him?
I don't know.
Mm hmm, you're my best friend?
No?
Oh gosh, there's something else before they make out. Nope, am I wrong?
No to say something, and I was sort of I was too busy watching their outfits.
Sorry, I was too busy trained not to watch their outfits because I was so grossed out.
Oh god. Then this scene at Andrea's house. This is hard. This was I cannot believe. First of all, where's baby Hannah.
Yeah, they're just having the time of their lives. First of all, painting the chair. I guess she's just in her room sleeping.
Yeah okay, but yeah, So Andrea confesses to Jesse, Well she she says she's been seeing a therapist about their marriage. I thought she was gonna tell him the whole time.
I've been seeing. Yeah, but she I've been getting some physical therapy at the motel.
But it's good. She's saying she needs to.
She's definitely gonna need to now because Jesse, just right out in the open tells her that he has slept with a law clerk during his last business trip. Oh whoa way to drop a bomb.
Yeah, And then it's kind of rich of her if she's real mad about it because she's been doing the same thing.
Yeah. What's going to happen here? Yeah? Done, big mess. And then we're back at California University where Clare and David are editing the footage and they both point out their kisses on camera.
M H.
And David tells Claire that they should end it, and she agrees. I kind of agreed to, and then he loves it, looks back at the scene of him Donna, and we know what's going to happen?
Oh my god. I mean if you were taking my taking myself out of it, I was so like gone and David forever.
Together.
My heart was happy. Wait, we missed this. Can we now go back to Steve saying he wants a hookup with Donna. Never Never knew that.
I was kind of never knew it.
Why would Dave Steve say I want to do you want to play house? Donna? Or whatever?
What?
He says weird night before he sort of realizes it, And I wasn't like.
Any what was it? I don't know, I was British accent? What was it? Exactly her piano playing.
I mean, I think.
It's very easy for a guy like Steve to confuse his feelings because he has very deep feelings for everyone his all his friends, and so I feel like it wasn't you know, it wasn't that.
Far ever reach for him to confuse those or just like kind of want to explore those feelings.
But come on, I was He's never been that way with Donna, like drunk on camera, like drunk on camera, like I'm trying to make sure everyone knows it's Steven Donna, not like Tory Iroan like. And it's so funny because I do connect it to real life, like Ian like we've been friends for over thirty years and never like he would never like he will be like tell you like you're hot and like make you feel great about yourself and we touch and stuff. You never feel a vibe.
It always like oh it's my best friend slash big brother. Yeah, Like there's never a creepy like sexual like you're like, eh nah.
I wouldn't be bad to see it, though, Donna and Steve, that would have been interesting, just like Dylan anything.
Why not everyone else kissed? They might have been done at once, like you should have gone in. She would be in the sequel, And then she says, no, this can be in.
The sequel that I'm writing. Donna and Steve. Why not. I'm not really writing a sequel, but if anybody knows how to write one.
So this episode was a little weird, not gonna lie, but it did do its job in getting Claire and David to break up so that David and Donna could be back together.
Okay, here's the thing. I feel like Claire, they're like head to like toe to dough. She's like fine, fine by me, but I don't think it is fine by her. Actually, she's really good at repressing her feelings and being like I'm strong, I'm an equal. I'm not gonna let a guy be like, oh you hurt my feelings, you're breaking up with me. So she's going to her car she's gonna cry, Yeah, I.
Do, like in the next episode or in the future at all. Do we ever hear reference of her like being heartbroken over David. I don't know. We'll have to find out, but I don't.
Feel like it's heartbroken. But it's definitely an ego blow and I feel like she had some feelings you don't think as.
She's ready to be like done with him. Really, he's even up to her.
Level as far as they weren't good together.
Her standards are very high, though.
I think she's going to move on quickly, but I think she's burned right now. I don't think she's super stoked about the kiss, and I think she likes him a lot, but it just seems to be a little stuck and then she's so bossy with him and they aren't good together.
But I wonder what's going to happen with her and Donna.
Though it had to hurt, like you can't it can't you can't not feel something, she acts like she doesn't feel anything. I think she's written all over her face, as Felice Martin would say, it is.
But that you guys are those characters are best friends and roommates so.
They seem to roll with the punches with the whole dating thing.
Literally, yeah, let's see what happens.
Let's see, Yeah, we shall see. I don't hate this episode. You didn't hate it.
It was shit goofy. Wait, what is Claire going to move out and Tara moves in? No, we're not there yet.
Cool.
It's a goofy episode.
But the reason I am cool with it is there was sort of like some progress with the main core cast. Yeah, so I'm like, okay, I can deal with some of this antics.
Yeacause there the parts that were juicy were good, like the truth telling well yeah.
Yeah good.
And Andrea and Jesse that was juicy, and even Valerie moving out of the hotel and back in with the wallshes like, okay, you're moving things along. It just was goofy, but not it can be goofy. I'm not mad at it.
No, that's okay. No, sometimes it gets so heavy. Yeah, so it's nice to have like lightness like this silliness. Well that's it. That's all we got for this episode. Did you guys have a favorite outfit, did you have a favorite line? Anything?
You just drinking the watermelon vodka? Your outfits actually were not bad your fake.
Character then, Beanie.
But you didn't like my crocheted hat?
Crochete what it like I made that.
I feel like I might have crocheted that, like off camera.
Would have done a better job.
Clare had some hair, like some different hair.
Throughout, like a bushy doo at one point. Yeah. Yeah, some things are going down, but I think people.
Are exciting Brandon. So Jason playing Brandon playing Tuck was amusing. Seemed like he was pretty stoked could be playing that guy.
Yeah, wouldn't you if you were playing Brandon Walsh for seasons and seasons and seasons.
Be ready to do something anyhow? Yeah, so this is we're like smack dab in the middle of season five, right, because how many episodes were in season.
Five thirty something? It's not sure.
Oh, we're telling you there's stumbles. I'm telling you. Oh, I have a good question for you guys. Let's say, just because I'm going back to OG's, so let's say Dylan and Andrea were in that house. What characters would they play in the Oh?
Wow?
Like what types? Oh?
Not like actual characters like they tried to have us do?
No, yeah, like that?
Oh, I don't know the characters, so.
No, no, no, I just mean like, oh, it's not related to MTV, right, we sleep, right, we did talk was the only one that was like derivative from the show.
Cowboy was, and I think the Cowboy kept making me think of Trishell.
Fine, Oh you're right, yeah, okay, fine, They're all kind of spoofed, Like what character could Dylan have played that would have been such a polar him.
Being I keep going to the breakfast club for some reason instead of going like Michael. Yeah, it's not just a different.
One, just versus No, that's taxi. No. Judd Nelson, which, oh my god, do you remember? So he and Shannon dated Judd Nelson and he's going to be at steel Con.
Judd steel Conn. Judd Nelson is a convention autograph?
Are you steel Con? And what is steel Con?
We all are s T E E. L. It's in Pittsburgh because it's for Steelers. Oh I was gonna go with flash chands and the steel factory she worked in. Okay, cool, cool, cool.
The football team.
Yeah anyway, Yeah, it's just different. You know, I was there, But there's also people from movies and Jued Nelson is they just announced it's going to be there from the Breakfast Club, so else coming.
Oh so you're saying that Shannon's going to be there and Jed Nelson's going to be there, so that might be interesting.
I wasn't thinking about that now I am.
Maybe they're friends. Who knows, maybe she's had them on our podcast.
Whoa Jeded Nelson? Anyway, I don't think Luke would play that character because that would be like a Dylan character.
I would he would be like a Grahampa, Like he would put use of those sweaters that he's been wearing and be like a Graham is.
A good Cardigan.
He could play the brain Anthony Michael.
I would love to see him playing like a total geek like Anthony Anthony michael Hall character. And Andrea, Oh, Andrea, actually, let's do breakfast Club? Would Ali's character?
That'd be fun?
Yeah, it would have been nice to have them in there too.
We may And now what do you get it?
Do you have a rating? I'm gonna say six.
I enjoyed it as a viewer. I had PTSD because of my accent for all these years from that, so I'll give it a seven. You know, I love reality seven. All right, eight point five okay, not our highest scoring, but in the middle.
As usual, I'm the harshest critic, not always, I always give the lowest numbers. No, that's okay. Well that's all we have for this week. You guys.
Next, I'll keep you guys updated. I'll keep you guys updated on my situation.
Oh my god, she just wants to talk about it.
People are sure we shouldn't cut that out.
I don't care.
I do not care.
I have no shame.
I don't think we should, but I do not care.
It was just so ironic, Tucks, I didn't think about it.
Okay, So next week's episode is double Jeopardy.
See I'm telling you we filmed doubles double Jeopardy. So two people are in Jeopardy next week or elimination playing Jeopardy the game.
Okay, bye, you're playing. Alex Trebek makes a guest appearance.
Oh wait what yeah, really, are you joke Jeopardy? No, it's a real it's literally someone's on Jeopardy.
Yeah.
Wait, you guys know Luke was on Jeopardy like super smart, like he knows days, he knows.
Alex Trebek was on your show.
Good to know you know that good to know.
Bye guys, Bye,
