The Party Chronicles

it all, done it all, seen it all. And it's also I live in the valley now, so to get to where all of the elite Hollywood parties are, it's you know, it's a good hour hour plus to go back to where I was born, back to my Beverly Hills roots. But the last two weekends, I'm actually proud of myself. I have been pushing myself out of my comfort zone. As Brian Austin Green would say, this is Tory two point Oh well, he would say, oh, and I would be like, oh, because here we go. So

the last two saturdays, I've been on the town. Words I never say yeah. So you know, went to the pre oscar party the night before the big It was on the Fox lot, very very exclusive crowd. Kate Hudson was there. She was so beautiful and went to that the night before the Oscars. Now I always do something for the Oscars, but I'm talking like, you know, shark coutry board and you know, I do a little fun thing with my kids and we di win and do all that and watch it in like sweats. But like

I got dulled up. So one of my closest friends, a Deal, who is a stylist and amazing, we put together a whole look. I was okay, so green one of my favorite colors. I was head to toe sequence green. Oh my gosh, this dress. It was like it was like I just wow. I was like, wanted to say something sexy and all I can think of was jolly green, giant, but definitely was not. It was not. It was so y. And it's so funny because he and I have been

friends for years. His husband is the amazing and late Kimfo hair guru and genius created blondes, and he passed recently and was a dear friend of mine. So we carry it on you know, carry on the torch. He would want this, and yeah, I've always joked with the deal for years. I'm like, don't put me in sequence and I'm like, sequence age me, and it's like, no, sequins are timeless, bitch, Like what am I saying to myself?

So anyway, he put me in head to toe green sequins, which I was like, Oh, this feels good, this feels real good. I'm really happy with this. I felt great, didn't have to get a spray on tand because none of my body showed, just my head. Put me in heels and I was like, okay. So the dress is kind of hourglass, like very fitted, so there there's not a lot of room for air with balance. Balance not my thing. And you guys know I was sick for two months over the holidays. I had a bad bout

with vertigo because of my science infections. So my balance is still getting back on track. Put me on a pair of heels. Oh boy, you're in trouble or you're gonna have a fun night converse, I'll slay all day. But okay, Tory two point zero going back to her fashion roots. Hello like couture kids, So let's go back to this and anyway. So I wore heels, I wore this dress, I didn't hair my makeup. Oh my gosh. I was so happy with the way I looked. I

felt really great. We took great photos because while you know, my photos on my deck and my house are beautiful and I love my view and appreciate it myself, he's there our next level and thanks to my kids when they photographed me, and I'm like, hey, what's up. But my friend was like enough with the backyard photos, like get out of house. Uh so yeah, So my friend is Ylle also takes amazing pictures, so he was like, we're taking some fashion photos tonight. So we did all that.

Get in the car, I go with my manager Stephen to the before the night party and we get there and I Am not kidding. It's on the Fox lot, Fox Studios, so it's all shut down down the studio lot, I mean walk in. I love event design, like used to plan weddings and parties. So me I'm like, oh my gosh, look what they did here. They're creating areas out of nothing with all these beautiful like flowy shears and like it was gorgeous. And then I'm like, I

can't walk. I literally was like, don't, don't do on my toes and I was like, oh my gosh. Show Pony's supposed to be back in effect tonight and like make her rounds and I couldn't walk in my heels. So the dress super long, the heels ditched from behind the bar made really great friends and I said, uh the pretender. I was like, may I leave my heels

with you? And he was like, uh, well, of course you can, and I said I'm so sorry, and me over explainer, I was like, I was like, it's really odd because these heels are made by an orthopedic doctor, like they're supposed to be comfortable heels, and I was like, I can't stand in them. I literally feel like I'm

going to like topple over. And I was like, and you know, it's kind of my like welcome back party, like I'm back into society, like I want to you know, I want to do well and be on my my A game, my academy game, and the heels aren't going to cut it. So he stashed him there and I walked around the party for hours with no shoes on. Yo, what we're all going around that with no shoes on. What were the options? Well, were the options like topple

into nominees like it was not. Yeah, but the thing is, let me tell you, you couldn't see green dress super long covered the feet. I just looked really tiny, Like I'm talking like everyone had heels on. All the men were tall, and it's just like tiny little toy. They were probably like never never thought she was that tiny. But that's okay. I held my head up, pie, and we'll send I held it up, pie. So you guys, you know how facelift is like the big thing right now, right, yeah,

Like everyone's talking about I got a facelift. I got a facelift. I mean it's kind of being passed off, like I got a facial It's like wow, everyone is doing it and like stepping up and proudly declaring it. And you know, I I drink the kool aid. I read the social post. I'm like, wow, you look great. Wow, you look great. You know people in their forties in the early fifties, Oh my god, just a little nip tucking. You look good for you. I have knocked gone down

that road before, as I've talked about publicly. I kind of get backlash for people thinking I've had more plastic surgery and fixes to my face than I have. So I tend to go less and then be really mad in my head when my skin doesn't look smooth like every other actress out there.

It all came back to me and I remembered on nine oh two and oh, June Lockhart played my grandmother, like legend, just passed away recently in last year, one hundred years old, amazing actress, great career, and they had it was like literally tape stickers that they would put on her face and the tucket behind her hair, and I remember I didn't want to say anything, but I was like watching intently as a young twenty something year old,

going what is that? And in the makeup and hair stylist they were like, oh, yes, these are what you know big actresses. Do you know old school? This is like old Hollywood and it's very and it works. And I was like, that's an amazing store. That one away. So when Shan told me hues it, I was like, I know those, Oh my gosh. So I said, okay, what's the best one? Where do you get them? Literally tape you guys, like people are taping their chests and skin and faces at night to prevent wrinkles. It just

like tapes you for the moment. And she's like, Amazon, get one Amazon. So I got in one Amazon. Did I ever use them? Now? Where they still in the box up until a week ago? H uh? From two years ago? And AnyWho, I didn't remember take them? But my makeup bars that worked with me that night for the oscars who he does Beyonce and like a genius work of art. My face was such good hands Armando and I had eternal net cotton. Yeah. The sequence head to toe. When I say head to toe literally had

to toe. So it was when I looked down making the natural skin under my face wrinkle even though I don't have it bad. And then I remembered I was like face tape and I was like Armando do you have face tape? He's like, I do, so he put on this face tape. Now this one. They pulled my tape on one side of my neck with a string to the other side of the neck and then you twist the string under the hair in the back to suck you back and in Do you feel like on Amazon?

It's all on Amazon? What isn't you been? I mean, said my third ex husband, like, what is not on Amazon Prime? That shit? It? Literally? Yeah, it worked, but I mean I was wearing a turtleneck. I was like, Okay, I don't know how you could do this otherwise, but okay, I was in for it. I felt snatched, so snatched. Anyway, back to the party, I met so many amazing people. Saw people I hadn't seen in forever, and notably at

this party I met. I mean, I've been talking a lot lately on social about Love Story, Ryan Murphy's Love Story. Everyone has watched it. Oh last episodes on this Week? What Am I Gonna do? On Hulu FX and anyway, John F. Kennedy Junior Carolyn Bissett played by Paul Anthony Kelly and Sarah Pigeon and I love them huge fan now I've met everyone in the business, though, I don't fangirl out unless you're like some massive reality store or apparently the actors on Love Story. Anyway, we see him,

I have no shoes on, you can't tell. And it's towards the end of the party. And when I say tall drink of water, well, he looked real tall to me. Why would I say water like ill? That sounds gross to me? A tall drink of man flesh? Like, oh my god. He was gorgeous, you guys, perfection and a human and he was in like a tups and I was like, oh my gosh. And I'm looking straight up now. If I had heels on, maybe I'd have a different story with my heels off. I'm saying he's like six',

five can, google but he is. Tall so, Anyway i'm, Like i'm gonna do. It CONFIDENCE i gotta say hi to. Him SO i go over to say hi to. Him good news here is he's like Apparently big NINE o two ONE o. Fan he was a fan of. Mine we were fanning together AND i was, like, oh this, works super nice. Guy let me tell, you amazing actor because he was nothing LIKE. Jfk junior played that role to a tee like and he was. Funny he was like, goofy he made Like Jim carrey. FACES i was, like

oh my, gosh you're that. Hot he was. Funny he needs to be in a. Comedy but it's like it's wild. Anyway i'm not sure how it, happened but we were taking a picture and he was, like oh my, gosh you're so. TINY i was, like, Sorry i'm on my. Toes and someone Said i'll pick her. Up why why would anyone say? That but he literally he goes what the? Fuck you, know like, Sure i'm on, board and he like picked me up and swinging me. Around AND i was, like oh my, gosh there's split up the back of my.

Skirt let me pull that down because there's like lady parts falling. Out but, Wow AND i was. TAPED i was. TAPED i had my tape going on my. NECK i had boob. TAPE i didn't mention this earlier where you can like literally it was great at flatten, them BUT i had all this tape THAT i was, like is it gonna? Show is it going to? Show AND i was like who? Cares And i'm such a movie. PERSON i love quotes from. Movies so looking at this dream, BOAT i wanted him to be, Like i've got, you

And i'm, like you've got, me who's got? You it's a reference To. Superman this guy could be the Next. Superman i'm telling, YOU i don't know he. Was he's everything. ANYWAY i have all these, pictures even some goofy, ones and he's like flinging me around AND i was, like, wow this is. EPIC i didn't post on SOCIAL i felt like it was, weird But i'm gonna announce it to the world on my, podcast SO i Guess i'll

post it. Now. Uh but. Uh then he puts me out AND i just, said oh my, god it was so great talking to, you and he was so nice AND i sing, congratulations And i'm in my, Head i'm, like, oh here's that from. EVERYONE i was, like, No i'm, like not about the. Show i'm, well, dug congratulations on the. Show congratulations on your baby two months. Old, so oh my. Gosh so he shows me pick and it was just beautiful.

Baby they need to have more. Anyway THEN i, left, uh and THEN i met her and she gasped when she met, me which this is. Humbling you, guys BECAUSE i don't feel worthy, Ever so you know What i've. Been i've been trying to build my confidence. BACK i think the ticket is just to go to Like hollywood parties and like a list parties and like that'll take me right back To Hollywood. Royalty But Sarah pigeon super.

Cool she was like giddy and fun and, everything not as serious as Like Carolyn, bassett AND i was, like you crushed that, role that. Character, anyway she was adorable AND i loved. Her who else DID i? See Kate? Beckhensale when did she become the tallest HUMAN i have ever? Seen GRANTED i had no shoes, on granted how tall were her? Shoes But i'm telling you she was taller THAN. J. F Kennedy. Junior LIKE i was. Wow but she was always wearing really tall heels and like owns. It she

doesn't have any balance problems like. Me she was Rad, yeah SO i saw. Her, oh this was a highlight

of my. NIGHT i am talking to two men with my manager and they're telling stories And i'm totally in on, It like they're really, Cool they're really funny and, witty and we're having like this great conversation and in the middle of, it you, KNOW i hear the Name, naomi AND i hear you, know dressing her and the night of The Misplaced diamond and the HUMAN i am talking To zach is like joking and da da, da And i'm not. Kidding, HI i was late to, game BUT

i showed. UP i don't think he, knew BUT i was, like oh my, god what is wrong with? Me i've been out of this world for so. LONG i am talking to the one and only epic, Designer Zach Posen holy like the nineties like version of me would have been like Screaming Harrison ball his partner amazing with the. Ballet he was loved him so. Much connected with these two, humans which was. NICE i connected to them without even

knowing they were. Famous, obviously he is single handedly Taking gap into orbits we never Thought gap would go, into WHICH i am all for AND i hope to rock Gaps studio in the red carpet one. Day but, anyway had a great conversation with them and then they were, like, wait why have you not worked With Ryan? MURPHY i go. EXACTLY i turned To, stephen my new, Manager why HAVE i not worked With Ryan murphy and he's, like, NO i, KNOW i. Know and they're, like oh my, god we,

know like he would love. You AND i was, LIKE i, KNOW i feel like he would love. Me i'm his, Jam i'm. Nostalgia i'm, Like i'm. Fun i'm so. Deprecating. Hello, Anyway so that was another like put it on my bucket. List, anyway it was. Interesting harrison AND i just we were texting then other. DAY i reminded him of this and he was really, cool and they, were you, know doing a lot of. Stuff he had a lot on his.

Plate But, harrison as we were leaving and we're saying, goodbye, like, oh let's hang out, Again harrison whispered in my, ear it'll. Come i'm, like what do you, mean if you build, it it'll, Come like are we talking field of? Dreams what's happening? Here and he, goes it'll, Come you'll. See and it just spoke to me in such a take it as you. Want BUT i was, Like, OKAY i know what he's saying here and referencing and like The.

Empire i'm whether you call it, building, rebuilding. Reimagining, okay, yeah and yeah that meant a lot to. Me, anyway that was a great. Night it was. Amazing see what happens when you go. OUT i KNOW i should good things. HAPPEN i KNOW i gotta go out. More SO i did go out. Again so the night BEFORE i saw my Friend Ryan Phillippy and the last TIME i saw him was at my Friend Paris hilton's housewarming. Party AND i don't Think ryan AND i have seen each other

since like the. Nineties and we talked AND i was, like, oh it's so. Good you, know it's always nice reconnecting with people that you've kind of moved through this industry with and From Afar you've seen their lives turn out rain and obviously he's a great. Dad AND i was, like, so, anyway it was nice to. Reconnect saw him at The oscar night before party and he was, LIKE i don't. Know i'm, like you, Know he's, like, oh it's My paris. Friend we see each other At paris's. Parties and he,

said are you going To paris's birthday? Party AND i was, Like i've been going at lightning. Speed when is it and he said It's, Saturday i'll see you. There so so, yeah So paris is SO i grew up With paris. Lover she's like a family, member known her since we were. LITTLE i believe she's seven years younger than. Me my brother In paris dated like it was we all grew up kind of together in that circle and young, young

like our parents were. Friends we would, LIKE i Remember thanksgiving And Palm springs together all our families like The, davises The hilton's and The. Spellings and she would always say, like oh my, GOSH i just Want tory to babysit, Me LIKE i always love that about. Her she always looked up to, me and it's the only person in the whole my lifetime that has ever done. That so, anyway we've had a special bond our entire, lives like we just get it on a level that some people,

can't you, know we have that. Bond so it was nice to kind of reconnect with her now that she's a mom And i'm a, mom And i'm so proud of her and everything she is. Doing it was nice to kind of. Reconnect and my, brother WHO i said grew up with, her dated her when they were young. Young we went to her house warning party and at the new. Mansion it was like phenomenal, reconnected such a great,

time and so then it's time for her birthday. PARTY i had Taken stella and her best friend to that, one and now it was time to go to the birthday. Party AND i was, like, well in all, FAIRNESS i Took stella to the last, one my two oldest SO i Took liam this time and his Girlfriend. Sylvana and it's so nice Because paris is like. That it's always a family. Affair like it was. Great kathy was, there her, Mom nikki or. Sister it was just like caught up with so many people that we all grew up, with

but we went to this. Party screwed me in the heels. Again SO A deal says it was either pink Or sparkles was the all out for dress, code and SO i ended up In sparkle short like you, know shimmery gold. Number and then these shoes they were so tall they had to be six Inches, valentino AND A deal says to, ME i was, like oh my, Gosh i'm gonna spend money On valentino heels that if it goes like last, Week i'm gonna take them. Off and he's, like, no

the trick is this is what everyone's. Wearing they make your legs look you have legs for. Days but their platform so there's a platform and they're like a kind of a thick, heel so it's like platforms from the. Nineties and he's like it, honestly it balances. You And i've heard from my clients they're super. Comfortable, Okay i'm a sucker for a good shoe. Art SO i, said, okay how long did those? Oh and then he, says

none of the stores have. Them the only place that has them in your size is The Palm Springs Outlet valentino. STORE i was, like, well how do we do? That and THEN i remembered my fascination With uber delivery slash, courier AND i was, LIKE i wonder how much it would. Be, oh we put it in and it was, like not much at. All i'm not. Kidding.

hide these behind the? Bar we did all. Night this one was a short, dress SO i couldn't, disclose you, KNOW i couldn't hide THAT i was. Barefoot but THEN i started to, think, wait could this be on? Trend COULD i make this a new thing THAT i show up at black tie and like cocktail parties? Barefoot knowing my, luck that'll be like misconstrued and it'll be, like, Right, adre you just have to have a good. Pedicure still haven't gotten. One we talked about. This oh my. Goodness

still you can't walk around barefoot like? That you. Can't, yeah, Yeah i'm sending you to get a pedicare, please? Okay so or some shoes that are, comfortable because what is going. On i'm convinced once my inner ear is fully back on track and my vertigo is, gone THAT i will be able to wear. Heels but till THEN i don't, know AND i said to my, stylist my Friend, DALE i, said we got to get a. SOLUTION i can't be. Barefoot you, know we're trying to bring me. BACK i

can't be barefoot all these. Parties and he, GOES i don't, know he goes like jeweled, birkenstocks what do you? Want AND i was, like, oh not a bad idea. Anyway, yeah so that. Happened highlight of the, NIGHT i, MEAN i got to hang With Kathy Hilton Nikki Hilton PARIS. Dj she was. Amazing it was so good to hang with her and her Husband, carter AND i got to meet the one and Only seth. McFarlane awesome Creator Family, guy creator of. Everything oh my, god what a. Legend

AND i got here's the. Thing you do it for your kid, Right, like my kids Watch Family guy to this. DAY i MEAN i think that was one of the first lines they, sang was and sex ON. Tv AND i was, like oh, god so. Embarrassed, yes my kids Watch Family guy when they were. Younger but you, know And ted the Movie's. Ted Now ted is making resurgence in the series On, Peacock so it's all the rage in my. House SO i knew introducing my Son liam and his Girlfriend sylvana To seth McFarlane was going to

give me huge mom. Points so my manager introduces. Us Thank god for, him BECAUSE i get nervous to say, hi And seth McFarlane blew my socks. Off people say that it might have looked like he blew my shoes off BECAUSE i was. Barefoot socks would have saved the. Day oh maybe jeweled. Socks could that? Be? No, no, no, no, no, no. BLACKWARMERS i, mean, So seth, McFarlane WHEN i think of, HIM i think of, GENIUS i think of. HYSTERICAL i, think oh my, gosh what a wonder that this human

can create so many different. Voices what that is a, Talent he's an anomaly what he can. Do big fan, here huge fan of his body of, work and just who he. IS i, mean he's a comedic national. Treasure like, wow, Anyway but WHAT i didn't realize is he is so handsome in. Person AND i never do, this but we're in the middle of talking and he's super. Cool we're talking and you, know having great banter and, conversation and

he had, said he, GOES i, know it's really. Loud he, GOES i have ear plugs in because it's so, loud AND i was, like, oh that's so. Smart and HERE i am with all these past ear infections and sinus and, vertigo like my inner, ear my ears are still coming of. Plug SO i already am like fifty. Two and with, THAT i still, LIKE i can't hear, RIGHT i only had one contact, in SO i can't see correct to like read. Lips so at a loud out party a real.

Disadvantage it's like smiling away, boys it's just like no and smile, literally but It's seth. McFarlane i want to hear everything he is saying and take this. In but, anyway and he said, Oh AND i, said oh my, gosh can you hear me? Though and he said, yes, Yes AND i, SAID i just have to tell you, You seth, McFarlane you were disarmingly handsome in. Person AND i think

he liked. That like that is that's what came to my, brain not like, oh, hey you're really good looking or you're so, cute like LIKE i was, like he was disarmingly. Handsome he was like looking at, HIM i was, like you could be Like superman Play Clark Kent, Like, wow, anyway that's just food for. THOUGHT i don't know anything about him, personally but BUT i was like blown away that this man does it all and is hot like, whatever but, yeah he was super. Cool Tiffany. Hattish Tiffany

hattish AND i have been When clubhouse came. Out it was a new platform where you could go. On it, happened you, know during the, pandemic and people didn't have to like show their faces or, anything so you could just be lounging. Around but it was all, voices so that was you, know it was a. Platform it was a social platform Like, instagram like. TikTok CLUBHOUSE i don't

know where it. IS i don't know if it, survived but in the moment it was a really cool thing for like a year and people are at, home stuck at, home and they wanted to communicate with. People so it was beautiful AND i connected it with so many different people from all walks of. Life And Tiffany, HATTISH i was on One clubhouse room and she was on there and someone was talking to her and you could see who pops in and she goes To Tori, spelling just come in this. Room oh my. God she's, Like i'm

a huge. FAN i was, like in MY i was, like, ditish my. God so we ended up talking and saying, like oh my, GOD i love. YOU i love. You, NO i love you. More AND i was, like oh my, god, like, Oh i'd love to work with. YOU i think you're a comedic. Genius she's so. Funny, anyway we've never met in. Person so we met At paris's party and, wow she beyond exceeded my. Expectations super, funny super, smart super, charming, Gorgeous oh my, god stunning and, yeah and she, remembered she's,

like we haven't met in. Person we met on. Clubhouse. ANYWAY i was that was a cool. One who else was? There Christen stewart and her partner was. There my Son liam was super excited about. That he was, like, Mom Christmas stewart's. Here he's like to talk to, her and THEN i don't, KNOW i got nervous to go. Over i'm, like she's a bella. Cute we're, nervous but, Yeah i'm trying to. Think who? ELSE mgk was. There he's very, tall he was in a red. Hoodie he didn't get the.

Memo it was supposed to be pink and. Sparkles Harry jowsey was. There everyone knows. Him he's very, popular very good, looking very, tall very cool, guy like really, humble, nice like fun. Guy he was. THERE i know he's all the. Rage SO i was, like, ooh my Friend Whitney cummings was,

there but we never saw each. OTHER i don't. Know it was like a very eclectic, crowd WHICH i love because it wasn't a work, event you, know it was like very small enough that it was Like paris had the people that she likes, there AND i love that she likes different people from different, generations but they're all like her kindness and vibe and that's WHAT i felt with people. There AND i really love That Baskin robin's cakes so many of them were birthday she DJ'd it was. Amazing,

yeah so it. Was it was a really great. Night SO i wonder Where i'm going next. Weekend