Par for the Course

It's nine O one with Jenny Garth and Tory Spelling. Hello you guys, it's another episode of nine or to one OMG. Today we are missing one of our halves, one of our thirds. Uh. Dory is not feeling well, so Amy and I are gonna plug on without her.

Now, can I ask you? Are you dressed thematically? Or are you going golfing after we finish this podcast?

How could you tell them where you golf?

If I can see your cute golf shirt.

I'm going golfing.

Yeah.

I hate a good tournament season. Amy, I've got to get in shape.

Did you get any tips from Rush or Steve or This episode was like my dream come true.

It was all about golf.

Three Bonds, who I don't know why they didn't just admit.

It was Barry Bonds. Yeah, I don't know who that is.

Okay, did you just think that's a some old dude? Oh my god, it's Barry Bonds. He's like an uber famous. They allude to it, but he's an uber famous, real life baseball player. Yeah.

Dave was watching with me. He tried to tell me that, and I was like, yeah, I don't care.

I actually think it was probably a fairly big deal that you had him on nine oh two one zero when you had him, because it was sort of like maybe in his heyday or just slightly after, so it's like, I think you got him a good like.

I guess. Yeah, it was a big thing. I'm sure. I'm sure Steve Ian was very excited about it to go golfing with very Bond whoever was Okay, So you guys, let's not confuse them any longer. We are talking about season four, episode twenty four, Cuffs and Links, aired March sixteenth, nineteen ninety four, And since Mistour is not here today, I will do synopsis because you don't like to do it. Has synopsis, Brenda and Brandon managed to massively disappoint their dad.

All Right, so much to discuss. First of all, that synopsis epic, what's your overall like vibe my overall?

Well, let's just break it down. Brenda almost does hard time. Brandon and Josh decide that they actually have boners for each other. Uh, Kelly is a bitch, Dylan's Dylan. Donna gets puppy. Uh, Andrea is continuing to hide her puppy. That's about it. Okay, thanks everybody, great by.

See you next week. There's a lot of truth to your summary there.

That's my synopsis. Thank you very much.

I will okay, we'll go through the episode in order.

Let's start with jail.

Brenda has excellent hair for being in the slammer.

You know, I've heard that about jail. It gives good hair, it makes it extra voluminous.

Her hair could not have been more on point. Now, her hair has.

Been on point most of season four, I think, if I'm not mistaken, oh.

Her hair is truly at its best.

How much do you hate fake jails though? On TV?

First of about the mugshot and then the fringer print.

Now, I like the bugshot because we did that on a pH and I Tuno and it always makes me laugh the side the front.

Yeah, okay, So there's a little trivia here. I learned in this episode when they put the wrist tag on her, which I hadnoyed idea.

Okay, this, Okay, go ahead, finish, you give me your comments. I just was wondering, and I asked my husband while we were watching it, wait, is the plastic bracelet accurate? Like that's the same bracelet you get when you go like down a water slide at a theme park or something, or.

Like at the hospital. I did not know you got a bracelet at jail at all. I never knew.

I didn't know that either.

I'm assuming there's some accuracy to it, but allegedly now people will correct me. It is the only time we see Brenda's middle initial, which I believe was A, and you can see it if you zoom in on the wrist tag.

What's her what's her middle name? I don't know.

Let me make sure I am accurate on that.

Brenda pretty sure, Andrea, Well, that'd be funny. That's funny though, because I did, I really did, was like, wait, do they put those plastics?

I had the same note, So I had the same question, which is why I started doing a deep dive. And that's how I discovered that it is where you can see her middle initial, but I don't. I never found out if you actually get that in jail.

Obviously, when I ask somebody who has been to jail. They said, yeah, no way you get a tag. I'm not going to.

Say who I asked, but I did ask somebody, can we just talk.

More about fake jail because something that's not real? Did it look real to you, Ama, because you're so gulibal you always think things are real in the show.

Yes, it looked over the top with the this and the this and the fingerprint, but yeah, it looked like real jail. And you usually on TV when when they book you, they put you in that group jail.

The holding tank, that the holding sale.

Yeah, and then she kind of gives eyes to the other lady.

Yeah. But then but then the guys, the animal guys are real guys.

Yeah.

That thessive whole part for me was like it was very typical nighttime soapy writing and acting, and I was like, what show am I watching right now?

Totally agree?

There were saddles on up next to her side. Saddles are they're.

So aggressive, and then very nine O two one ozero to just tie it up with the little bow, like, oh, she's doing hard time, going from a federal offense hard time to the devil. The guy was in on it and he's really the FBI agent and we just need you to write something and we might never call you again. Just give us an affidavit and like you're good, like what?

And I was sitting there thinking, isn't that what happens? Is that? Is that how you get out of jail free?

A great question. I also wanted to know if the bail of fifty thousand felt excessive. And that's thirty years ago. Thirty years ago, it's like one hundred grand bail. Yeah, well, seems like a lots of animals out of the cages and she's sawing some proper defiant on the animals like she's because here's my thing it. I admire the cause, obviously,

No, this is a new passion. She but that's Brenda, you know she really she really goes. I mean when Jim breaks it down at some point in the episode, he says, all the things that all the bad decisions that Brenda's made over the years, You're like, wow, that does add up, but it really does track.

What's them all? I love the scene. I know we're going out of order and everyone's gonna write us mean notes. But when Brandon and Jim are having their heart to heart and Jim basically is like I knew I had one good kid and you were so different. You're my good son. I also don't think his crime of like kissing a married lady was kissing.

He did more than kisser.

Doing it with a married lady is comparable to Brenda being in jail for a federal crime and fifty thousand dollars bail. Like Jim was so like, I didn't think anything could get my mind up Brenda, but this does it. I would have been if I was Jim. I when I've been like, okay, can you just clean that up? Like who you really? You slept with a married teacher? I get it not great, but like your sisters and I just had to give fifty thousand dollars and god knows how much that lawyer was.

Oh here's the thing though, Brenda going to jail to do hard time. Now that's a show I would watch right right.

I would have liked a little bit more with this. It was such a major story and that they've just wrapped it up way too fast, and then like Andrea is all good and here's a puppy Rocky too. It's just like, wait, what And Cindy is way too forgiving for all crime.

Cindy, so I think she's she feels like that was hard enough to be in jail overnight.

Oh gosh, your kid literally blew it. Yeah, you're and there's.

No discussion about it, no, like raised voices.

No, she was the one that's like, I need a bath.

I need a bath. And then Cindy freaking takes her tea and a cookie later on did you see her carrying that up the stairs? Oh gosh, she talk about an enabler.

It was like just a lot, But I been enjoyable and I do love how I did really enjoy the scene with David and Donna where Donna first of all, looks cute Tory. I wish she was here. She looked cute. Her hair is kind of blonde again and up and she's wearing a cute white shirt and I think maybe she's doing some dishes and David says like, he's all it could have been me. And David's like, no, because you have judgment. And I actually thought, you know what, Donna does have judgment?

She does.

Yeah, she wouldn't have done that. She wouldn't have gone in and committed a crime.

Do you think that? Okay, so going back to last week last week's episode, do you think that Brenda knew what she was getting into? Did she know she was walking in there committing a crime or was she a little bit blindsided?

Well, when she went to that apartment, she was very defiant, like I'm in, and I think she knew they were doing something bad. Because if I were her, say you didn't know, and you you're like, I'm gonna go along with these guys and you end up and they're like you be on the lookout, I would have been like, oh and run for it and called.

Nine one one the lookout, the look out. I would have said, the lookout for what what are we doing? Guys? Because if I remember like that last week when they did go in and they left her out in the hallway, she did kind of look confused like she was and she.

Kind of looked like she wanted to get out of there.

Yeah, so for that, I will give her a free pass because she didn't really mean she didn't know what was going on back there, and then she was sort of stuck.

I would have rolled on them faster too. I would have been like the minute I'm arrested, like I have nothing to do with this yet I didn't know what was happening. I'll give you all their names, all their previous crimes. I want immunity. Where's my lawyer?

Like this whole time though, I told you last week that the muscle shirt, the tight T shirt bad guy was there's something sus about him, Like right, I said, first of all, he looks like the DJ, and second of all, it's a little intense his acting. I don't know what's going on. So so this FBI agent was really acting like like he was undercover.

Yes, he and he, but he was the one that was like Brenda's cool guys, Brenda's cool, Like he was the one that was sort of like wanted her in because I think he knew, like, oh, I'll use her because he remember the other alms, like who is this girl?

Wasn't that him? Yeah? It just felt like after the fact, they were like, oh shit, okay, so we got Brenda arrested. She's in jail. Now what do we do. Oh, let's just make that guy an FBI agent. It'll be It'll work out fine.

I wanted to say it's a double agent, but I think technically he's just an FBI agent undercover.

I think he was double O seven.

He was very because he'd been in on it for a while.

Yeah, the whole thing was just And here's another thing that left me wondering. And I might not know college laboratory, college science, all the things that goes on in a college, but is the is the Is the work that Andrea Zuckerman and the other college students doing in that laboratory going to drastically change the world's uh, you know, stance on sid's disease.

I'm not a hundred how it works.

Like, are those scientific?

No, that would happen at elaborate those do happen at laboratory in colleges. No, I don't think so. I think maybe on some flukes, some college kids have stumble on to something. But I don't know that they would be testing on animals in a college campus, especially with freshmen. She's not a doctor, she's literally a freshman.

She's wearing a lab coat.

I don't know what. I'm not sure they would be doing that, like you would be going to class.

It's in track for me, honestly, it's a.

Little I also love when Brendan Brandon are having their heart to heart in the bathroom and Brandon's like, dad, got your real good lawyer.

It's like, oh god, yeah, oh.

My god, did you hear the line too when they're in the lab and I can't remember if Andrea says it or the other one. And because it was of the time, this is worse than after the earthquake. They had to like get that in there, and it's like, no, this isn't worse than after the earthquake.

They threw some papers, buildings.

Fell on humans. This is not no.

No. I really enjoyed it though this was I believed, you know, Shannon's acting. I believed in the position that Brenda was in. I felt like a good job with it. Even even though the writing was kind of not great.

Yes, I actually thought her apologies heart felt. She was a little like whatever the word is with Jim and Cindy. I think I would have been like, oh my god, I left up helped me, freaking.

Out, unapoloshed a little bit yeah.

Kind of defiant about it and a little bit not worried, like literally, you're a girl from Minnesota and Beverly Hills and Ye're in slammer.

The stakes weren't quite believable.

No, Like I would have been full panic.

The FBI is calling her, I mean, when does that happen? She missed the call though, you guys.

It's like the FBI called, we better go, and they get down there and Jim says to the alerk, we've been waiting twenty minutes, Like dude, you might be waiting six hours, Like twenty minutes is what I have to wait at the like grocery store checkout twenty minutes, Like we didn't need twenty minutes.

Like uh what, He's very important to finance.

Here, so Jim Jill, Oh my god, god, Okay, so she switched to the golf story.

Yet I want to talk about how perturbed perturbed Kelly was with this whole brandy in jail situation.

We can do it now.

Oh wait, she was not happy.

She was really not being nice to her friend, her alleged bestie has been thrown in jail.

Nope, not one iota of like empathy or compassion or concern.

She was just so put out by it.

Oh she well, they woke her up. First of all, I think Kelly is the kind of sleeper that doesn't like to be woken up in the middle of her her naps.

And also, nobody wants to make the first call to their parents from jail, right, Like, you're obviously gonna call the rich ex boyfriend who might actually be able to like help you. And it's not like Dylan's like going behind your back, like he dragged you down with him, and he's giving you so many nice kisses. Every time you're freaking out, he keeps kissing you like no, He's so sweet.

It's so if I were.

Him, I would have been so irritating.

I know I was really irritato with her too.

Dude, this is one of our best friends. Let me remind you that you and I ship on and like the least we can.

Do figure us up from jail in the middle of the night. It's so true. I was like, what, wait, who who directed her this me to play Kelly's so hard to edch on.

That I don't know if we're leaning leading up to them, like I can't remember exactly, like if this is to foreshadow what's to come, because I was pretty in it with just this episode, but she you were just.

So maybe it was just like mean, maybe it was some real life anger coming through.

Maybe we're super snarky too, like yeah.

Yeah, it definitely for me felt like a dynamic shift between Kelly and Brenda mm hmm. And maybe that meant Jenny and Shannon at that time. I don't know, but like maybe except there's something very very different.

Well, it was aggressive, but why would they write it that way unless they wrote it that way intentionally, because it's not like you're not you're reading what's on the page. You know, every time she needs something, you just go running and then he's not your boyfriend and then it's like, obviously you're not my run Like it was so dramatic.

Yeah, and it was hard. It was she was harsh, like the writing was harsh, and yeah, I know at that time, like as an actress on the show, I did what they told me to do, and like, right, if they told me to bring the heat, I brought it. And I don't think I was like you guys, it.

Was so hot like you were. And then again with the nine O two one oh bo after you have been so vile, you're like okay, no.

I walk out and I say, are you okay?

We're obviously still bread.

I yeah. It was just very bizarre. Dude.

If I were her, I would have been like, bitch, I was in jail, You're you're making it awful for me, Like, yeah, that's not ever seen.

I'm like, I'm embarrassed because I get it why all the Brenda people hate Kelly and the one thing to cheat on the to take the boyfriend, that's one thing totally that was like, but that was fifty to fifty. That was not all Kelly. This was just Kelly being mean.

And mean to Dylan.

Like we never seen Kelly be like mean to people like unwarrantedly. I don't think I see We've.

Seen like maybe weird glimmers of this like that. Some writer sort of writes this a little bit from time to time, but it doesn't really track.

Beast rears its ugly head at what.

It's just like what? And like when you are in the car with Dylan driving to the peach pit, you're still hagro about it and I can't I think he says, get off it. He's all just knock it.

Bad for Dylan, it'd be like having to toe around this cranky beach.

Well and this guy's like I didn't call her at jail. She called me, what do you want me to do? Say, oh, no, I'm in bed with my girlfriend, Like I'm not able to come down right now, like what? And you were even kind of nasty in the driveway, Like Dylan's trying to tell the Walshes what's going on, and you're like, let's go on take a while.

Kelly was just I wrote. My note was Kelly is being a damn girl. That was my note.

Like whoa, whoa, whoa, six fifteen in the morning, they're going golfing, and y'all are heading over.

You go golfing early?

I know it's just very early. It's very sunny for six fifteen afternoon sunlight.

Now, this is clearly coming from someone who hasn't been up at six fifteen in a while, Amy, it's sunny in the morning there, the sun is out. That's the whole like birds tweeting in the morning thing that you.

Miss seemed more like an afternoon sun to me. But oh no, six fifteen is like the middle of the night for me.

Like, yeah, no, that's like that's when the good stuff happens in the daytime. I've heard lately I haven't been feeling the early mornings either.

But.

Back in the day when I used to get up early, it's pretty that time of day.

Can we talk about Rush for a second?

Okay, when you first of all, his name's Rush has Rush? This is terrible. People are gonna hate me. Has Rush been on the show before?

So I think so has this?

You don't know either? Good few, I feel better now.

Okay, here's the thing. He's obviously been talked about, but I think this is the first time we see him, and he's cast perfectly amazing. Literally, that dude is so perfect.

It is Steve Sanders' father, that's his They look alike, they stand alike everything.

And he's sort of a jerk, but in a Steve ish way, but just more mean than kind of Yeah, like the whole thing whatever. But here's my question for you as a golfer. Is there any sort of device you could put your ball in. It's gonna do some sort of mumbo jumbo on your ball that's gonna make it go better.

Okay, first of all, if there was Amazon Prime, me that right now because I need it. But no, there's that is not a thing. There's never ever been a thing that you can literally have delivered that you put your It's a device that makes your balls juicier, they go further, juices them up, quote quote juices up your balls. That's what That's what the man said. I looked at Dave. I was like, is there a thing that juices up your balls? It's like, there's no ball juicer on the market that I'm aware of.

I was just wondering if you could say.

I felt like I was watching freaking Caddyshack. That's what I thought I was watching.

That is not a thing.

No, that that was like, you know Ted Knight's character in Caddyshack, This is clearly their inspiration for this character was.

I mean, the whole thing. And then what father even Rush is like calling their son a loser?

He no, Steve says, I'm not a loser, and Rush says, no, you're a horse's ass.

Steve isn't even doing anything wrong, he's just no.

Did I mean then.

Where he hits it and it zooming on, ball, zooming on, cut back.

To Steve ball, Steve ball, that's the longest putt in the history of putts.

Let's see.

But he made it.

Shocker my god.

But but then did you catch when Rush says that he's fifty four?

First of all, you don't. First I wrote down we are their age.

Okay, he's clearly sixty four at least unless that's that whole like Golden Girls thing is happening, you know, because they say the Golden Girls were my age.

First of all, I don't even believe that. And if I did the math, I don't even know if that works. But I was did the math on that one day when I'm like, Jennie White is one hundred now or ninety nine minus.

This like she was in her fifties when she was also it.

Was the eighties and it was fifty I guess, But that just seems crazy, I know. But also, you know, the one they did with two is like Wilford Brimley. Do you remember Shannon's other show, Our House.

He was fifty four too.

He was some age where you're like, you don't look great if that. Yeah, and like Wilford Brimley, I think is still alive. I don't know. Somebody needs to look that up. I actually think I googled it recently and he in the eighties was old and that was fifty years ago.

Yeah, it made me at one feel really good about my self. Yes, I'm just a few years shy of Rush, and I don't feel like I'm looking at like that. I could be wrong, you know, I don't see.

Loraen just said Wilfrid Brimley just died, So just a couple of years ago, so I was close. Did you think Rush is a little bit hot or did he just give you the creepy.

What something odd about? I'm sorry no offense to that.

Can someone tells who made Rush? Who played Rush?

Yeah? I can't see on a thing. But he was great. Fat Jed Alan Jed Allen is a great, good hour actor. Like you see him and you know what you're gonna get right away. I love that kind of acting, and he he was perfect as Steve's dad. Oh my god, but hello, Rush, your son is not old enough to drink beer, and you're just shouting out that you're going to go take him for a beer because.

Because he won, they're up against Barry Bonds. Now, was that, Lorraine, sorry to keep asking you things and don't have all my facts straight. Was that also Barry Bonds Senior? Or is that just an actor playing Barry Bond's dad.

That's a good question, because when Barry Bonds did hit the ball, he striped it like what a shot?

Like he was legit.

He can golf.

Yeah, Barry Bonds can golf.

Definitely.

So the rivalry between Rush and Barry Bonds, who had a fake name.

In this it's like this is a country club, Oh Amy, That's how it is. I'm here to tell you I belonged to a golf club, a country club, golf club. It is intense.

Because you want that your name on that placard.

Yep, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. And yes, just yesterday. Interestingly enough, before I had watched this show. Before I watched this episode, and I didn't know that this episode is all about golf. Just yesterday, I was practicing my golf and someone brought up the notion to me that if you really applied yourself, Jenny, you could win club champion. And there's a girl I'm not going to say any names in case she listens

Do you think you could apply yourself?

I want you to know, right here, right now, I declare I'm going to be club champion. I'm gonna whoop her ass someday, maybe not this year.

When is the next goal club tournament?

It just happened. I have a year.

Oh did you play in it?

Nope, I've never even played in one, because why would I suck?

Because you need to apply yourself.

I love.

Someone told you if you apply yourself, if you yourself, because sometimes if you apply yourself, you can get a's too right.

No, well it's true people, if you study, if you practice, you can get better. And I'm going to and I'm gonna take her down, and then my name's going to be on that plaque or.

What did Steve say? It's not even a tinfoil trophy or something he had some like metal, He's it's not even a I was just like, is this happening. Okay, So I knew we were all going to ask this, So I did google this hard and it took me some serious googles. Here is where they filmed it, Lock him yat a flint Ridge country club, fifty five hundred god Bee Drive, Loch Kenyata, flint Ridge.

That's right down the road. I didn't even know there was.

It was a nice club, pretty beautiful views of the and they obviously were Yeah, they were out there golfing.

I bet that that was so fun for the stage. No, no, I bet that was so fun for the crew and for the guys because you know, they got to get out at the studio and they I'm.

Sure I had to drive in golf carts.

Yeah, I'm sure it was a lot of fun. I wish I had been on that story instead, I was standing in a parking lot with Brenda telling her you were the one that got away. You were Dylan's true love.

I wonder what came first, the chicken or the egg like Berry Bonds, say Aaron Spelling or whoever is buds with Berry Bonds. I wonder if they wrote the part for Berry Bonds or if they have this golf tournament idea, and then they're like, we need a you know, a big name, and then they went to Berry Bonds.

Yeah, I don't know, I don't know which. How about what do you mean A great idea came first? It goes he's a boil on my butt. That is some good writing right there. They don't do that anymore. They don't say stuff like that, I'm gonna use.

That boil on your butt?

What's a boil? First of all, I picture like a red pussy abscess, Like what, he's a boil on my butt? Do you get boils on your butts? Is that where? But I don't know, I don't know. These are all questions we really need a doctor.

Sort of gaggy. But the other line that I also loved in this is when I think Jim's talking about Branda and he goes says something about the lamest thing she'll ever do. This has to be the lamest thing.

She'll ever do.

Oh yeah, that's probably when he's breaking down all the moments, all the top pits of Brenda. What about should we talk about everything?

This episode is such a pen I'm just telling you now, is a freaking such a ten.

Okay, So Josh Richland. He's still still plugging away, He's still on the beat on their trail of a hot story for Brandon. Why does he have such a heart on to take Brandon down?

I literally don't know. And then he wanted the blackmail if you support me for president, I won't do it. And it's just like you're not really a good journalist. Number one.

First of all, the whole the whole. Did you notice like most of the episode was all in one wardrobe look and I couldn't. It was like one outfit for so long. Yeah, one outfit that they put Brandon in. I was like, how can he go be so sassy in that ugly polo because it.

Was his golf shirt. He just stayed in his golf outfit.

Yeah, and then he had to go get all feisty at the on the campus.

And at the arraignment.

No, I think he was wearing a suit.

And there was some really extreme close ups in this episode too, like a lot of his face, which I wasn't mad about.

Why didn't? I just I really don't like when they when Brandon is sassy Brandon, it's kind of.

Like he like he's like when you were trying to do those lines fifty lines back at Josh when you're all, what was the one when you guys are all camping and you go you basically wanted to say off, but he said, like something I don't remember.

I don't remember the.

One that's a little bit how Brandon and Josh Richland when they were dueling. Oh, it's very pitfall, it's very.

And then it well, I did. The only thing I really loved about it was Josh's pleated pants when he's coming down the stairs. I want those pants. I think I actually just bought those pants that made well the other day because plats are back people. But he that whole, like the whole I guess culmination of that whole storyline was basically him asking for him to support him. But it's and then he says, it's politics, buddy, it doesn't make sense, and I was like, oh, well, it does

And all of a sudden it was over. He doesn't do it. He writes the great story and he it's just so tied.

But that's politics because they he realizes we're going to be in the same arena. We're both interested in this political whatever, and I think I felt like, oh, that's a problem with politics in you know America.

Of course, and everybody's talking out of both sides of the.

Yeah, and like you scratched my back, I'll swatch yours, and nobody means to know the truth. It was just like ew Men's Club. This is how it started.

But missus Wash is there to solve it by would you like some coffee?

Jas And then Brandon says, no, Mom, Josh was just leaving so good in his little polo no long. No Mom.

Was just the best ever.

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The other art that actually I somewhat liked was when Jesse came in. So Donna and Brenda are there trying to talk to Andrea and telling her and Jesse comes in. At first, I thought he was just being the husband guy, right, like the father of the baby. You won't you won't upset.

I had nobody was doing. At first.

I was like when he comes in with the lawyer expert, yeah, and Andrey's like I got this, and He's like, no, no, no, and he said, don't talk anymore because you could be subpoena and then Kelly brings that up later doing we shouldn't even talk to her.

Jesse said, so, but it doesn't matter because it's all fine. Brenda gets exonerated and nobody has to worry about anything, and there's a new puppy on the show which we never see again.

Rocky too.

What I am I wrong? I don't know. We'll find out next week.

The other highlight for me, and I don't know if you noticed it is at the peach pit. In the end scene, they're carrying everyone's drinks over and clearly there's coke and orange drink.

Orange drink. Did you notice like it was Anta?

It looked like ansa a son kiss. I was like, nobody orders that anymore, and they're carrying it over and like some people had coke or pepsi, and then maybe there was a couple of sprites, and then I even think you had one range.

You're right, nobody drinks that anymore.

No, but I loved it back.

Nobody orders that.

There was sun kiss. There was an orange crush, and remember you could go to McDonald's and literally order orange drink, just orange drink good? What was in that?

You know what? My favorite? Uh? What was your favorite like crazy soda of all time? Probably just coke straight up?

Yeah, I mean like yeah, I drank that, like a really cold coke first, all the way in college.

I was popped the top.

I think in college I was cracking that crap open at eight am, just like it's.

Fine Mama's juice. It was good.

What was yours mine?

Well, I love a real cold coke. For a while it was spright, but then there was a good period of my life where it was strawberry soda. Oh, Welsh's strawberry soda.

Oh.

I thought you were gonna say fresca for some reason for that.

No, that sounds healthy. I don't want that.

I don't know that it was, mister Pibb. I don't drink soda at all. Do you know? I quit soda like fifteen years ago or something.

You can't you guys, don't drink soda. It's real bad for you. If you haven't heard, No, iger is worse. That's the worst kind of sugar you can put in your body. Is the liquid kind of sugar.

Yeah, And then I gave up carbonation even too, which I once in a blue min'll let myself have that. But like the fifty, I'm forty nine. The forty nine's are.

Tough the exchange and I'm here to tell you and you know what this this, this episode is gonna this is Tory's fiftieth birthday week, so, oh my gosh, that's right.

This.

We'll have to talk to her next week about how she feels being fifty because she's gonna turn fifty this, Oh my gosh, that's right. It's very exciting for me. Finally she gets to be fifty.

Like me, I can't believe I'm so young.

You are your baby younger, here's the baby. First of all, I literally love this episode. It was a really good one. You read it, I know what you have. I gave it an.

Eights, Like the whole thing was so you know, I'm gonna.

Give it a nine because of the golf and because of the just like genius Rush character. Oh I really enjoyed that.

Did you know a big old ring too? Yeah, he was sort of like did you see that?

I'm like, he's a baller.

He rush and Steve's kind of like, I'm not gonna take your bleep anymore.

Fully fully believe they were father and son. Though great casting. Yeah, this was a really good episode, and I'm wonder if what's next next week? Wait, you're still talking about so many there's more, She's got more people. Oh my god, I just this isn't even.

Just when Dylan's like, sir, ma'am and she's all sorry to the sergeant lady, it was so like.

What is happening? And then also in my like Hunt for the Golf Course, I also found that it said she didn't have the proper stripes or something on her uniform to be a sergeant. Some eagle eyed people really find the goods in these episodes.

No, God bless them. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't have anything to talk about.

I just wrote, Kelly is so bitter.

Wow, I wonder what's gonna happen? Dude, gee, do you think they're going to break up?

Were you laughing or were you like horrified?

I was horrified. She was on the rag like this girl. That is like gives new definition to just do you know what?

I was so amused.

But I can't wait to see what happens next.

But I think, well, I think nothing. I just feel like this is one of those episodes. Oh you know what's coming?

Oh no, don't say it.

I can't remember if it's next week or the week after. There's like the time warp.

It's next week. I think what is the next episode called? Is it a flashback episode where we yes?

Wait?

What is it might be? Is it next week or the week after? What's next?

Next week? Is next week's episode? Is?

Oh?

The time has come to think? I'm feeling like that's a.

I think you all play people that aren't you.

I don't want to see that. Nobody wants to see that.

Who do you know?

Who that line is from? Nobody wants to see that? Wait, I do what shows that from?

Yes? But come back?

Nobody wants to see that. Yeah.

I don't think I can't remember because I haven't rewatching it. But I don't think I love next week. But I wonder if I'm gonna with fresh eyes.

I hope I do, because just reading about what it says here about next week's episode to tease, I'm not excited to watch it, but I'm really hoping that once I watch it, things change for me, because maybe it'll be fun to see but I want to stay up with the story as it's going. I don't want to just jump into some weird like.

No, it does it totally does up, and then we like go into all this weird crap. I think Brenda finds something in the house or something that she who lived there before her if.

I remember, please you guys. Hopefully I'm completely wrong about this, but I think I'm gonna hate it.

It's so funny. All I'm craving right now is if missus Walsh could just make me some cookies.

De deliver it. Well, she's so.

Sick, but she missed a good one.

Yeah, Oh, she'll be back with us.

I think we'll never see the lab again.

Took the Lab is done. They've gotten rid of all the animals. Oh my god, everything's gonna be different now.

And literally I think Bryan Austin Green had one.

He had one good scene with Donna and then that was I think it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good gift.

We have that same exterior shot of the beach House apartment so much too. I literally think they shot that one time on and then they just show it to us. We did get a good exterior of the Walsh's house though, when they were coming out for the golf, I thought that was sort of a new angle.

I was, yeah, I love seeing a good exterior the Walsh House.

Yeah, and then the actually pulls up, like you guys actually drove around in that thing, and.

I forgot that it even drove. But yeah, it actually worked. And I remember that driveway was a bach because it was like you had to like go dippy and up.

Yes, yes, it has sort of an error and in the car could totally bottom out.

I personally love absolutely No, that house is still there, untouched. It's going to go down in like history as the I mean, I hope they never change anything about.

The front of the house. Yeah, that would.

Be a trap. I should buy. We should buy that house.

I can add like a couple thousand dollars. Okay, you need brand I can add that in.

We should start a gofund me.

Seriously, that has one for sale. You should buy.

It, I know absolutely, And it's literally twenty minutes from where I live.

Buy it. Buy for your kids if they live there. Oh my god, that you're like, guys, as you graduate college, Mama got you something special.

This is actually not a bad idea, it's.

Gonna increase in value, especially if you bought it.

Tori and I should buy it and redo it and make a museum.

There was a tack of a bidding war for that Brady Bunch house. There was like who ended up getting that? Wasn't a famous didn't HGTV end up getting it? But I think Lance Bass wanted it.

All right, Lance wanted it.

I think he really wanted it, and then I think HGTV got it.

I should. I'm gonna drive buy this Walsh house. Now you've gotten me on. You can just knock knock, kno, knock, knock, knock and be like, hey guys, and they'll say who are you? What do you want? They won't recognize me at all.

I'll go please leave us alone. We've been asking for thirty years.

I'm just gonna slide a note under the door and maybe just stable my headshot to it.

Sign it Hearttheart Kelly.

Kelly Taylor. Oh my god, this is a good idea.

Oh I hope you apply yourself at your golf today.

I'm gonna go apply myself and kick some booty on the golf course. But next week, oil on your butt to get a boil on ooh, you know what now that you say it like that.

It was so I don't want it.

I don't want any boils.

I love this episode so much. Even straight from the title Cuffs and Links, I was like.

Wait, cus, what is the linx oh oh cuffs where the ham is so good. That's probably the best thing about this episode was the title.

I knew right from the I was like, I'm gonna love this all

Right, everybody, I hope you have a great week, and everybody wish Tory well and we will see you next week.