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It Never Rains in Southern California

May 16, 202256 min
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Episode description

Jennie reveals multiple fascinating tidbits about this episode!
She noticed something in this episode that may just have you rewatching a certain scene again and again.
 
Tori can rock an all white ski outfit...but can she ski??  She's got a hilarious story to answer that question.
And, Tori's sharing a wonderful sweet story about her Dad...
 
Plus...did 90210 invent reality tv? How creepy and awkward that Jack tells Dylan he is inviting Christine over for a hookup? That final scene with Dylan back at school...Jennie DOES NOT LIKE IT! Find out why!
 
Plus, is that real rain or fake rain?  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Speaker 1

It's with Jenny Garth and Tori Spelling. Hi you guys, We're back for another thrilling episode of nine oh two one. O MG, it is us. Where do you say? O m G. You get excited, Jenny. You know what? Everybody loved what You're gonna have to redo it? Oh my gosh? What people people like? Oh my god? Yeah? Wait, you didn't hear it win viral Like everyone's like redoing that. That's like like people have that as their like thing on TikTok. I'm a Nope, that was the sexy version.

Do it one more time? Oh okay, I'm an Yeah, ok, that's it. That's it. I had to really dig for that one. It's so good. It's good. You guys. Guess what AM's not in this week's episode? No, but we do. Oh everybody something? Well, let me start this week's episode. We promised a dramatic recreation of last week's episode, so we transcribe the whole scene. You think crazy, Jenny, we're here for it. Would you play the part of an I don't know why I'm making this voice now. I'm

going to be the director. You don't want to be Dylan. You want me to be Dylan. I want you to be Dylan. Yeah, oh god, okay, wait, wait, where is it? I can't find it. Should I not be like you know, do that voice? Should I just be a little bit more realistic? No? You better give it all the man you have in you. Okay, all right, I'm putting it in our group text, but I think they're putting it on the screen. I got it, I got it. This is a cold eat, by the way, I have not Okay, okay,

I'll do the what is it when you read the descriptions? Yeah, or stage stage direction that I'm Dylan, I've lived my whole life, or those Dylan and an opening scene and on a horse galloping through the meadow with her hair blowing in the wind. Dylan having car troubles. Here's a nang nearby and turns to look at Anne gallops up and and gallops up to Dylan and his broken down car. Nice car, nice horse, borrowed or stolen, It doesn't really matter.

I mean, it's not going anywhere either way. Is there a phone around here somewhere? Oh, that's your life? This voice could be Dylan's. I don't know. Let me get back, okay, Okay, center. Is there a phone around here? Somewhere there's one at the ranch. I'm ann I'm dealing and turns horse around towards the ranch. Climb on up and seen nailed it. Wow, it's hard being Anne. I don't want to be greedy, but like, I'm literally living the dream right now, Tori?

Could do you think I could do the other one with you? I mean, there's no Okay, I'll do this today. Okay. This is dramatic scene reading number two for everyone listening that's thinking this is the greatest thing that they would ever experience. It actually is like I don't want to lie, but what if I but only maybe if I wasn't you know? There's three of us in this one, so you have to be in this one. Oh my god. Okay, So, so who do you Who do you want to be? Tori? Nobody?

Do you want to be Nikki? Do you want to be Diesel? Or do you want to be Brandon? Those are the roles, And Okay, I want to be I'm gonna be Nikki. Who do you want to be? Um? I want to be Brandon? Okay, I'll be Diesel. This is perfect. That's the one you want it anyway you know it. Okay, I'll read it. Brandon slams card doors. Wait, I need to start over. Brandon slams Carter. As he approaches Diesel's house looking for Nicki, Brandon knocks on the door. Yeah,

let me talk to Nikki. Get lost Jack. Nikki yells from inside Brandon Brandon. Brandon forces his way through the door and walks straight to Nikki. You okay, listen, this is between me and her. Please take me home. You're not going anywhere? Yes, I am Nikki. Wait, that's Brandon interrupts. Sorry, okay, give me then again, you say, Nikki, you can go. Go Nikki? Hey, you heard her? She's loving. Oh sorry I stepped on your line. Take two. Take two, Nick,

Hey you heard her. She's leaving. Fine take her. You to make a real cute couple. You better be careful. She's jailbait. You know you ever slap any guys around? The wait? I have like that? Wait? What the heck is that? I think it's it's like you ever slap any guys around? Weasel? Or is beating up young girls? More? Your stuff? You're so good? Yeah? I don't get this part. I'm I'm failing as Brandon, like you ever slap any

guys around? Weasel like that? Okay? Ready, just like Amy the line reading, okay, you ever slap oh boy, take eighty? You ever slap any guys around? Weasel? Or is beating up girls? You're more your style. You want to take me on? Well, I got nothing to prove. But if you want to take a shot, why don't you go ahead? Dennis Diesel shoves Brandon back, then winds up for a big swing at Brandon. Brandon ducks and comes back at Diesel and punches him straight in the face. Brandon Diesel

stumbles back, holding his face. Let's just get out of here. Brandon and NICKI leave, leaving Diesel on the ground holding his face and seen that was something really bad. Sorry, guys, I haven't I haven't acted in a minute. It's been you know, you guys were incredible. I think you were really good. Actually, I think that you have a future. Yeah, nobody really enjoyed that episode, meaning they enjoyed our podcast, but they didn't really care for that whole episode. They

thought it was we told you. Yeah, you guys were right, and now onto should we read the email to Amy from a listener or you want to say no, no no, no no read it. So so I read all the instagrams and the emails and the whole thing. This person had such a great perspective on why people like Brenda that I wanted you guys to read it. It's really it put kind of lightbulb on for me. I mean, I'm still team Kelly. But it didn't definitely long. Why don't you read it? It's for a long tour. You

read it? Yeah? Bringing my glass? Oh me or Amy? Amy should read it? Okay, Okay, So I'm going to read this. Um. I won't say the name of the person, just in case they don't want it known. But I thought this was so thought provoking. So it says I'm team Brenda. So you don't suspect I'm just being nice to you because I'm team Kelly. You once asked, you once asked if listeners would write and say why they like Brenda. I don't have a graham. Um, so I didn't do it. But I think a lot of girls

and me identified with Brenda. She was the new girl. She felt like an outsider. That uh she wrote corresponded so well with my own feelings at school. So that they could relate to her. Kelly was beautiful and fun and I enjoyed her, but I could never identify with the beautiful, confident, popular girl. The normality of Brenda's situation made her so relatable. She displayed characteristics that I think were really important for me to see as a teenage girl.

She was independent, she was not a pushover. She spoke her mind. There was a wish fulfillment for the viewer of seeing her getting together with Dylan. For once, the ordinary girl got to get with the dream guy who is handsome and mature and serves and read Byron's and read Byron's collected works. Of course, beautiful and popular Kelly would end up with Dylan, but for a while, we

ordinary girls had the dream come true. When I had my bad break up last year, the first thing I did was to find my nine O two one O DVD set and put on the episode Parental Guidance Rock Amended where Dylan breaks up with Brenda for good. Because to this day, even as a thirty year old woman or the last teenage girl inside me, I can identify with Brenda like that really breaks my heart. It breaks my heart too, But but was Brenda really normal, Like

was see, that's the thing. I don't see her. That's why we didn't see that perspective, Like she's so gorgeous and dresses so cool. She doesn't feel like the normal girl to me. But I guess originally like coming from yeah, it's the TV water right, and then the Walshes aren't as for lack of a better word, rich, Yeah. So I just thought that was so beautifully written and it really made me realize like, oh, that makes a lot of sense. Well, thank you. I'm so glad somebody took

the time to write that email. Because they write the most amazing I could cry. They write the most amazing things, you guys. Like, it's just I get emotional because the show means so much to people, and then the way they explain it, it's like they're smart than you, believing in us. Everyone, we better start talking about this episode or I'm gonna be like, let's let's jump in before

Amy has a breakdown. Uh, let's talk about Season three episode fifteen, The Kindness of Strangers, aired November, and now for the world's longest synopsis. Oh man, I'm gonna try synopsis. A rainy Thanksgiving brings uneasy get togetherness when Brandon brings over Jack Kenner, the homeless man he tried to help out the previous summer. After Nicki leaves town to visit

her parents in San Francisco. Meanwhile, Steve, now expelled from school, going to his mother for a TV shoot in Santa Barbara when he finally breaks his bad news to her, But Samantha Sanders actually sticks up for Steve and gets him conditionally readmitted to West Beverly. Also, Dylan brings his father home for Thanksgiving and must cope with his presence and his new girlfriend, Christine. Directed by Richard Lange, written by Steve Wasserman and Jessica Klein. Oh, we loved Richard

Lane like a teddy bear. He was. That's right. This was the Thanksgiving episode. I guess so much to talk about. First of all, it doesn't rain in l A. Was that fake rain? Was that fake rain a hundred percent? And it was raining sideways in some of the shots, Like what the best was when Donna and David come to the Walsh's door. You are jumping, I know, but you guys, it was dumping rain. The roof is leaking. But then when they go up at the door. There's not a drop in sight, and there's sort of like

a sparkle of sun. Yeah, they're they're perfectly dry and they're wearing their ski clothes from the slopes. Do thankskidding? Like Donna is dressed in a full ski outfit. You know you weren't mad at that whole white es good on you. But I was like, why is she wearing her ski? Situation like change? Yeah, did you go on an airplane to get to the ski slopes or did you drive there? They were going to Big Bear. Dude, It's like it was big Bear, not mammoth, a big bear.

We shouted it out. It makes sense. Then a little bit more, I was like, did she go on an airplane and get ups? Are you a good skier in real life? Tori? I am not Jenny, Jenny? You are? Yeah she is? Yeah? Can you ski it all? Tory? I've been on skis. I gotta see this. I've never seen I've had to be like medically like taken down the hill. Oh my god. So I went. Okay, So I went one time to what is it? Mountain High?

You guys, it's like an hour outside of l A. The only high High school like trip I went on, and you're supposed to pair up with somebody, And I haired up with my friend in high school and she was like an expert skier, and I was like, okay, just know that I've been on skis like once in my life when I was twelve with my parents. So we're on the slope and no, we're on the ski lift going up, chair lift, going up, up, up, up. It's going so far up. It was like the black Run,

you guys, the expert one. I don't even think Mountain High has a black diamond jetty. Okay, so it was. It was the highest one. I literally scoot it down as far as I could, and then they sent medical help and the thing and they put me on it and took me down on the snowmobile. Yes, and I waited. No, I wasn't a snow snowmobile. I was in the back of something connected to a snowmobile. That were you at this point? Like, were you famous going down in that thing? Oh? Man,

I think I might have. I don't remember. I sat in the bus the rest of the day waying to go home. I was so mortified and never skied again. Oh, oh god, you shouldn't skip with Jenny. I think Jenny is like an expert. She is. No, I don't. I'm a skier, but as you get older, you don't really want to go down those scary ones anymore. And I don't know, I just don't have it in me. Yeah, I get it. But yeah, it doesn't rain in l A.

Everybody knows that. So this was a big This must have been a big budget for this episode because it's expensive to make it rain. I was gonna say that, like that's constantly. Yeah, if it rains in l A, it rains for like five minutes and then it stops. So the whole point of making it rain is just

so we can have that. Sorry, I'm jumping ahead. That scene where he goes up and he fixes the roof for them, that was it, right, the scene where he goes on the ram he goes on the roof to fix the and everybody else stay why we're Kelly and David and Donna standing outside in the rain with no umbrella, just watching our hair. I was worried, can I tell you, guys? Though, that was not far fetched what happened to the Walshes kitchen ceiling, because that happened. I didn't leak that happened.

The whole thing came. It was very dangerous. I was I was concerned someone was going to get electrocuted. Yes, I think, Jenny, You're so right. They kept the power on and I had water pouring out of your kitchen light. You're supposed to like turn your power off immediately. Can we just go back to the very beginning scene when Brandon um Brandon's walking. I think it was in the school hallway. He was walking down the hallway, and this

is crazy that. I don't know if I should say this or not, but my eyes were my eyes were drawn to a certain area of his body, his crotch. Yeah. Huge, I'm gonna have to go back and look at his jeans up and his pants up high with a belt. So it always made that like crease there. It was like a big situation. Yeah. I couldn't take my eyes off of it. Was distracted. Immediately, Go watch this one because Andrea's on crutches. Now she's out of the wheelchair,

so she's obviously improving. Yep, that was real. I know you all told me it was real, and y'all are right, because it clearly was real. I didn't remember her, Jen remembered. I didn't. For once I remembered something. You got it? And then they let they let Jack out of prison for the holiday. Is that does that happen? Happen? I thought no, but that wouldn't Maybe if it's like a low sort of risk. Yeah, I'm gonna like a white collar crime. Like, yeah, I think he's white collar. So

like he just has a thing on his ankle. No, he didn't even have that, right, he just had They just told Dylan he had a babysit him. I don't know. That was weird, so weird. So I'm looking it up. Do white collar criminals get out for holidays? Let's see what the internet says on that. While you look that up. Okay, so did you see uh? Did you see the when they go in the back door of the peach he

gets out of his Mustang, it's pouring rain. He goes into the back door of the peach pit, and then later on he comes out of the back door of

the peach pit and it's still pouring. Right. I just thought that was cool because that was the door of peach pit after dark later in the series, that was the same door yes, and like for anybody that doesn't know, like when you film something like that, it's cool, Like they filmed that right away, like him going into the scene and then him coming out of the scene without the scene happening. I don't know. I just thought that wasn't interesting. No, that's a great, right, because you don't

like linear, right, like you don't go in order in order. Yeah, so they were like, okay, go in the door, now close it. Okay, great, go back out the door, and we got two scenes and moving on. So I had one note back on Jack at prison. That's not Lompoke because they said he goes to Lompoke, right, Lompoc Lompoke Mopoke, which is kind of in up the one oh one,

like sort of near a Tasca Darrow. Right. I'm pretty sure that was san Quentin because the shot they showed like a prison on beautiful water Quentin in Marin County, and it's like on the water like San Quentin's. First of all, he wouldn't be at san Quentin because that's like there's death row. Yeah, well it's weird. It's like hardcore and then also like drug offender. But anyway, there's no water at Lompok. It's like totally isolated in the

middle of California. That was the most beautiful prison. And I'm nineties never known that San Quentin. I was like, oh, flag on the play that is that's good to know. They probably just wanted it to look pretty and it did and it did. But yes, so that was my little I didn't google that. This is just coming in my brain, but I noticed it. And he wants he

comes in, he wants to bond with Dylan. He's drinking in front of his a A member son brutal, and then he doesn't spend any time bonding with Dylan because he wants to get with his girly. Is it okay he drinks when he's like on leave from prison. I'm sure not. I mean, do they I don't think they. I can't believe this. It's really far fetched. But that's the first time we meet Christine who comes on. She's

on the show for like seven eight episodes. I was a little creeped out though that Jack like your dad, imagine your dad telling you like, I'm gonna kill the lady so I can get some like that made me gas and then saying at the end where he says, you guys can have my bed. Ohas gross? Yeah, gross. And the way and the way he checks like Dylan walks away and he checks Christine out like he does like a double take from around the corner. He was not checking her out. He was like, my dad's cool. Yeah,

look look he's going for it. No, I thought he was creeped out like me. We all have different takes on that. It's really hard to understand. That's why I like Christine though. What do you guys think of her? Yeah? I like her. She's so pretty, like classy lady and she's tough. Yeah, she like I like that she stepped in, she was she had stepmother vibes going on. What do you make that she knows Nat and goes to the peach pit? So what does that mean? Like is something coming?

She used to date Nat? What what's the gnat significance? I don't know. I can't I can't actually remember. I do know she's there for a while, and I actually so that I know, like there has to be a reason she's friends with Nat, right or maybe maybe we'll find out, like in the next because she's in how many episodes, like eight, like seven or eight. I think eight. We can ask her while we're going to do one on one interview with her, So we're gonna ask her,

why do you know Nat? Yes, I don't remember our episode, so please tell us what happens because we don't know. But she was cool. I actually thought, I don't know why my memory thought this, but that she was going to be like, I'm a lawyer, like I thought, I think she might be successful. She looks it. Yeah, she's not just like some like I don't know what they call bimbo. They call her bimbo like multiple times. I had problems with that because she's not right, but also

why would he call her bimbo? Doesn't even know her? Well, I think he. I think I get that Dylan was upset by Jack being like where's the phone as he's like drinking his cocktail like he's going to call his lady, like he should be spending time with his time with him and gross. Well, I did think that Jack McKay looked he's hot, like he's a good an older man. I didn't really think so then, but now I'm like, hello, yes, he's hot. What did you guys think At the end

when Dylan says good night, Dad. It didn't seem to roll off his tongue, you know, like it just felt so. I don't know. I guess it was weird for him too, because he doesn't call his dad Daddy, calls him Jack. Do you guys, ever, did you ever call your parents by their first name? Oh? My gosh, never? Oh wait do it? How do you? What's your mom? Who? Which one? Well? So both because so my mom Cheryl and now her grandma name is Grahama Cheryl were was like Graham's Cheryl

like that? Oh my gosh, I can have that Aaron. Oh my god, I'm getting nervous just thinking about it. Like I didn't even call like my friend's parents by their first name when I was young. I didn't even know my dad had a name. His name was dad. Apparently his name's John. It's a good solid name. Yeah, when they do, when they become grandparents, though, then they become like me, me and Pappy, and then I forget

that they had mom and dad. So yeah, right, but Tori for you, like that's so so everyone on the set? Do they call your dad Mr? Spelling? Did people call him Aaron? What did they do? The actors around people we have making reference to him all the time and then you're like dad, but I just wanted to like fit in, so I would have been creeped out there like your dad or like they felt comfortable enough it like I was just another actor. So that was good.

That was good. I like that. And did you take special care like if your dad was on the set for some reason not to hey Dad, hug hug, Like did you kind of not do that or did you not work? No? No, no, no, we because we all felt like his kids when he would come on set, like we'd all be running up and hugging him. And there was like Santa Claus came right like he didn't come on set that much. You know, he was like over the hill. He was always a phone call away,

you know, but when he did it was special. Yeah, everyone got excited. What what about when um Jack and Dylan like Christine makes them rethink things, then I guess they make up, but they make up real quick and then they come out playing Monopoly rousing. Wow, that was a fast makeup of all the years of like drama that those two have had. And they specifically mentioned Charles Place because of Chuck Rosen probably that's our executive producer. I love a good boy happy for them to make up.

I don't really love the angsty nous between them. No, there's so much better, like jovial together and like, yeah, I see. I thought they were kind of hot when they were like hot headed at each other, like walk away, Jack, that's what you do best, And I was like, that's what you do. When he was like await Jack, Jack, I don't know, He's like, oh this crap. Sorry. I got it very excited here and was acting it out again. Yeah, I don't know. Because they were both so like hot

and like passionate. I was kind of into it. It's a good storyline getting Jack involved, is it like it it gives a layer to him, to Dylan. Yeah, it was very parent heavy this episode, very family Thanksgiving. We have to get into the whole Walsh Thanksgiving of it all. Let's take a break and come back with because there's a lot there. You just want to talk about Jim Suspenders. Yeah, okay,

So we were watching this episode. My daughter was watching with me, Fiana, she's almost sixteen, and um, I was like, do you think it's weird that I I have the hots for Jim and she said she was like, listen, we all think it's a little weird. I'm not gonna lie, but we supp back. Did you guys know immediately that that was Jack Canner digging in the dumpster? Like? Did you make that connection immediately? Did you? Well? I did because I read the description of the episode. I had

a feeling and then my feeling was proven right. So I don't know if my feeling was because I remembered or because oh that would that make sense? Why would they make him Jack when there's already Jack, Yeah, and the same and the same episode. Like Jack McKay's not in that many episodes, he's in this one. I just think it's weird. Um And Dave what's his name, Dave Sheridan. He's great, what a great he was? So Jason's best friend in real life? Yeah, but I didn't know that. Wait,

so that's Jack Hanner the Homeless VET. Dave Cheryl is best friend. Dave Cheryl David Cheryl and he and and Jason were best friends. Yeah, maybe that's why he got Well, I'm sure Jason was like, hey, you guys should consider my friend. He's really great. He was great, he was total difference when he got rid of that beard and the the whole thing was like, whoa, I know, yeah, that's a long, long walk from the beach club to the peach pit. So in the rain, You're right, you

must have been. I was surprised by Jim being so what was he was he? Was he jealous or was he you kind of you begin to understand. I think it had to do with Jim feeling less than because because father I thought, you know, in a war was in the armed forces, and that Jim wasn't because was protesting the Vietnam War. It's very deep storyline and you kind of get the like of what's going on in Jim's head. So he had that outburst because I think

he felt like you're you're important either way. Did you notice that every time they would talk about the the storyline of Jack, they would play that like music, like serious, like military trumpet, like very distracting. It also wasn't I

think it was an important storyline at the time. It was very timely, and they make the restaurants to President Bush not being in office anymore, and like this did happen that soldiers came home and we're kind of left to their own devices and had no support and we're kind of screwed. Yeah, yeah, that that that was intense the way it turned out for him. But it makes sense now that now that you're saying that was David. I remember they were friends and David didn't have a

beard that was fake beard, y'all? Oh, no way, Yeah, you know how you can always tell if it's a fake beard, Jenny whatever, whatever you're taking for your memories. I only say that I don't remember. I just say that because I could tell it was a fake fake beard.

You can tell because you'll either sometimes you'll see shiny under the hairs on the side, like the glue that they stick it on, because usually with the beard they stick it on hair by hair, so and then also sometimes like some longer hairs get missed or forgotten about, so there's like a scraggly stray beard hair which doesn't really happen, like it was like two inches longer than the rest of them. Let's take a look. So, okay,

did you think? All right? So I know we needed the like way to get everybody to the wall ships. So I thought Andrea was ahead of her time because she didn't want to go to her vegetarian Thanksgiving, which is probably now exactly like a good to Firky. Did you think, I guess we're just to accept that Brendan Aliah fully made up, I mean made up enough to be like, hey, do you know where Dylan's gonna be

for Thanksgiving? Oh? That was weird, I thought, yeah, yeah, but Kelly does say I don't know and I don't care. M hm hm. But what about when when when Brandon walks in with Jim Canter thet those names Jim and I've been calling him Jack. Nope, Jack, you're right Jack, and I got my gym and my Jack and my Jack all confused, so many Jay's happening. But did you see Jim's face and Cindy's the expression on Sydney's space where they cut a waiter. I wrote it down. Cindy's

mouth was like it was so over the top. She's like it was like, ba, well brought him right in. Did they wash his clothes? So he took a shower, he shaved, he changed, he looks great. Did they wash his UM uniform? I bet Cindy would have yeah, because when he put it back on later, it was real clean and dry. Yeah, I feel like she would have. Yeah, this thing just felt like another episode like the was

it Christmas Eve dinner? Was it? Remember? Yeah? I wrote down where everyone showed up at the wallsh house and that happens. I wrote down it was the world's most boring Thanksgiving ever, Like they're all just sitting in that living room, the three the girls on one chair, the guys watching football, and nobody was talking. This whole episode was very heavy. My note was it. I felt like it was awkward and clunky. Like I just felt like this this episode it was It was awkward and it

made me feel awkward. Hoppy was just Yeah, I loved it, Amy loved it. Well, okay, let's get to some of my other things because I'll go back to Thanksgiving because I was unimpressed by Cindy's vegetable platter, but that's not important. Did nine O two one oh, you guys? Did nine O two one oh invent reality television? Because was it a thing? And all of a sudden, Steve and his mom are on a reality show basically like a fake

reality show because it was sort of planned. But like, there wasn't reality TV in the nineties, right, there was real world, real real world. When was the Osborne's on? No? Later, later we didn't have Bachelor, There was no Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? Like I think only the real world? Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? Isn't that a game show? Who wants to? It's much easier to just marry one you guys are remember who wants It was like one of the It was like one of the first reality

shows on Fox. And Darva Conger She's like, she like they married a dude like on the sit on the stage. It was Yeah, I didn't understand what was happening with Why did they go to Santa Barbara? Why were they in that weird house? Why were they shooting the show on Thanksgiving? All of the above is great questions. And was that the Dynasty House? Like? What was that mansion? I don't know, I swear I really, I was looking

at I was like, is that the Walsh House? But they just moved the stairway because it had the space and it had the same time to see the exteriors, I thought it was the Dynasty House. I was like, yeah, exteriors are always different. They just go to like stock footage and by by an exterior. Well, the Dynasty House is a real house in Woodside, California. Torriy, I'll have you know what do you so? Not the inside the outside? That's right, and I think, really, where's Woodside near Palo Alto?

Very fancy? Okay, okay, but but Steve Sanders mom, Samantha Sanders. She's beautiful, like like a porcelain doll I want to put on my shelf. I love her face. I enjoyed those scenes and love that she calls him Stephen. Just everything the way she talks, and it's just so she's so famous. Yeah, she's perfect. And she saved the day because she got him back in school. What do you

think really happened? Did she like paid, like donate to the school, like I was thinking something something, something happening on the side that convinced Mrs Teasley. And are we to assume that Steve hooked up with the p A yes, like a lot. Well that's you know, open for your interpretation. But he came back like I met a girl. But I was like, and he looked pretty excited about it. I got that we missed to chunk, like a scene was cut. I got the vibe he did it. I

don't know. I don't want to think about that he does. Are you jealousy a little? I'm not gonna lie. I'm always I always feel like all the fields, Like I'm always like I like him, and then I don't know, like do I like Steve? Do? I sort of just think high and so sweet and charming and I have to really super sweet and like beautiful, like his skin was perfect and no, like so shaved so nicely, like

he just looked real pretty in this episode. But his jacket episode, the one, the one jacket, I couldn't figure out what it was. It was long and then it kind of tied in at the back. He didn't got it. He was rehearsing. Yeah, maybe I remember those clips that used to put on the baby back of the baby doll dress, like had like a clip on one end and then a scruncheet and then a clip on the other end. And you would like, has anyone brought those back for the nineties, Like I'd like to have one. Yeah,

me too. All I can think about right now is like when I took his shirt off, and I'm like, wait, I took a shirt off any tour? Oh, in real life. I'm sorry, I thought even an episode, I'm like, wait on on the episode he took a shirt off on the padcast with Amy, She she almost passed out. I'm actually having a flashback and I don't know, I'm having a hot flaw. I don't know right now, you're turning right,

Oh my god, you so red. I'm like, because all of a sudden, where you guys were talking about that, it just it was like in my mind, oh god, okay, looks so yeah. I think nine o two one who invented reality TV? Maybe, but it wasn't a series they were filming, right it was? Didn't they call it one Escape of the Stars, didn't. She refer to it as escape Escapes of the What are they escaping? And oh and that's why they're in a different house. They're escaping life. Yeah,

I guess you're escaping with the stars vacationing. Oh that's a good show. Yeah, we should put it, we should produce that. But yeah, but it was like a reality show, but yet it was like fake because remember they all like put them in the spot and then they're like, let's move on to the next setup. So it wasn't quite reality TV, But then Steve had the brilliant idea like, oh my mom is so much nicer on camera, so I'm going to drop this bomb on her on the show.

So literally, maybe nine O, two and O didn't invent reality TV, but iron zerring Steve. What about when they want when they first get there and they're like worker guys are putting doing something on the floor, like taping the floor, and it's just so rude to them, and then the lady the guy goes whatever the talents here. I felt uncomfortable, like is that how they think of us sometimes because I'm they're the ones saying the talents,

not you guys. But sometimes we're like the talents cruiser because you know what's crazy of the time, it's accurate. Let's be honest, the you guys, the behind the scenes, and I'm not you guys, I swear to God I would tell you. So we play this game. I'm giving everyone a little peel back the curtains. So we played this game. So we have events. Would you guys have been to a million times where like what jingle ball, Wango Tango, I heard, radio music festival, all these things.

So my job is like, are in charge of the talent, like the celebrities, and literally that means like we just basically like hold your hands, get you water, walk around, tell you where to go, here's the bathroom, like a million fires in one night. Wrangler. It's not a fancy job, like we like it. It's fun, but like you're really just in charge of doing whatever the talent needs. So at the end of the night, after you, after you guys were like, gonet love in this room, Oh my god,

it's not that. We play this game called high low. And so then you go around this all the like p a is go around the circle and we're like what was the best part and what was the worst part, meaning the best talent the worst talent, or like what was your favorite moment? Like sometimes it's like, oh, I was with Tori and we bumped into Harry Styles and this happened, you know, Like sometimes it's that I wish I was there for that time. The lows, Oh my god,

give an example giving names, spill it right now. Okay, I've got one. I'm doing. Oh god, I hope everyone listening. Everybody has it. Okay. So literally there we were in Vegas and the celebrity has to get on stage, like you guys do it like Tory. You know, Tory and Jenny will be introducing an artist right thinking about doing that, I'm like my head, my muscles are clenching up, but I won't. Okay. So, literally, this person is supposed to be on stage and like maybe eight minutes they are

not even in the building. They are still at the hotel across the street, and this poor p A is like not So the p A just sits in the hallway like waiting because the person is getting dressed whatever, and they're just like knocking on the door like we have to go, and like they've probably got a walkie talkie. So the walkie talkies like blowing up like we need that person now, and the text is blowing up, like get him out of the door, get him. It's him, Okay,

it might have been. I'm just I'm just saying I'm being very big. It's four p A who's probably like just my friend doing it for me as a favorite, walking on the door begging for the person to come. The person like it's probably changed their closed twelve times. Did they come out, I mean never came out for stopping. I think we have had a couple where very rarely but a couple were the times the person it didn't happen.

So they got this free trip to Vegas and they're just like partying in their room and they're like, yeah, we're just not gonna show up. And I've definitely had a few. I've definitely had a few moments on the phone like get out of the limo now, right now, get them now. I would to Bee, I want to feel I want to know what that feels like, Amy telling me get out of the livel you feel like you're going to have diarrhea. Well, thank you. That's very different.

I can't even imagine you like like being like mean or like get out. It's when it's go time. He's got to going. God, my whole body, I'm gonna have to take an ad vilt. Okay, anyway, back on track, back on track, back on track. Now, this is way more fun this episode. Sorry, I'm just being honest. I can talk about this ship all day and literally, not you guys, I would tell you, not you guys. Not.

I've never had anything with anyone from nine o two and other than literally the greatest experiences because Jason has done it and Luke has done it the easiest, most amazing, Iron has done it a bunch of times. Like literally, I would tell you guys, not a story. I mean Luke. So do you guys want to hear it? Yeah? Oh it's the best story. Okay. So Luke came to Vegas. Um, I can't remember who he was introducing, but the cast of Riverdale was with him, like, not the whole cast,

but a lot of guys. And Ryan Seacrest and I were walking down the hall and we bumped into Luke and then some band like um, some rock band I can't remember. They freaked out over Luke. It was like, oh my god. And then we said to the boys on Riverdale, I'll never forget this. Whoever it was the p A and me and we're like, what do you want to do? And they literally said, whatever Luke wants to do is what we'll do. Like we are going to go wherever he's gonna go. We're gonna do whatever

he wants to do. And I was just like, oh my god. He was. There are no words to explain how beyond like he was so amazing, the kindest person, and just these boys looked up to him so much. It was like, really pretty special. Behind the scenes stories are always the best ones. Yeah, speaking of behind the scenes, did you notice, okay, did you notice when um at the end, I think when when they're when Steve's coming out of the classroom into the hallway, there's, uh, did

you know where there's extras? The background actors are standing waiting for their cue to walk. They're like just standing there. You have to watch it now because I had to rewind it just for my pure enjoyment. They're just standing there and then she even steps back and then she goes. I love stuff like that, when like Brandon's waiting out and the whole Brandon thing coming back and forth was to like, I like it. Yep, it was weird. I missed that. So and I'm gonna have to rewatch for

Jason's you know what. I wish I had seen that then I would have liked this episode. She something something. Did you hate this episode more or the last one? Oh, it's gonna upset you. But I actually liked this episode less because the last one. I know, I know you weren't into the and thing, but you know, I'm big fan of hers from her horror phones, So I was into that, and it was so beautifully shots that at

least it was nice to look at. This one was just like you said, it was clunk and it was dark, like it was all interiors and yeah, yeah, and I didn't get to see any of like the kids storylines together. There was many like extra characters coming in, like guest stars. I felt like it was very disjointed criticism. Yeah, but I and also it was super sappy, like the whole toast, I mean, the prayer, I guess what. It was so bad.

I feel like, oh, there's a lesson to be learned, Like, oh my god, I seem very superficial, like how Donna was in that episode. But I'm sorry, I just want to see my main cast member. You mean, how when Donna walked up to the homeless guy, she was, so, you're homeless. Huh. So you're homeless? Huh. You can't imagine not having a gold guard. You're right, there was a very important message that both you and I are poo pooing. It was more like an after school special slash Hallmark

very true, very true. It was like a Christmas Hallmark movie, but it was Thanksgiving, you know what, Like everything tied back every happy like I don't know, it's been two in a row for me. You guys, next week's a little feast. Dear. Do we take a break and come back and talk about the rest? Okay, let's do that. Yeah, fashion and our lines because I have the best line. Okay, so what are we thinking about the fashion? In this episode? Jack McKay in sweats with a black T shirt. Hello,

white sweats, White sweats. They were cute. I also wanted, uh that big blue sweatshirt that Luke was wearing, the Dylan was wearing. I wrote that, just wanted that forever question. Yeah, sorry to interrupt you, but I really need to know. How did they get you to agree to wear that headband for that long? Interesting? Interesting? I think I was still at the point where I was scared to say anything about things. It wasn't a it was a sweat band.

It was like it was like when you wear to the gym to catch your sweat, one of those like Terry cough bands. It wasn't a headband like for your police. They still got to have my hair because if they had me put my hair back, you know, I would have lost my ship. Like I hated ear warm hair. I was just dying to know em. All I was looking at was like the fact, like, wow, I should have appreciated I could wear Spandex stretch or whatever pants, white white ones, you're a little tishy. I couldn't stop

staring at it. I couldn't stop staring at it. Cute little peach shop, but um, like, oh that is suspenders. Like from what I could tell, I liked how the burgundy theme he had, like it was kind of a plaid thing, and then the bow tie and the suspense. But that was his dinner outfit. But what about his outfit for before, which was a pastel plaid shirt had nothing to do with the holidays. I was very upset

about it. Okay, true, true. And then like Jack McKay's trench, I thought he was maybe wearing a Burberry trench when he left prison. Well he's rich. Wait wasn't there a scene when Donna and Brenda are both wearing raincoats or maybe it was in the opening? Yeah, that was well, it's raining, you have to have a rain with a plaid shirt. I had Brandon's plaid shirt at the end scene was the big like the big Brandon had a plaid shirt on like usual, and another scene he had

like a five tone plaid shirt on. It was like red plaid, blue plaid. And then the end scene it had big what's the word? What is it? Yeah? What is it called? When they're like embroidered on things things, big ones all over it? It was really gross. Sorry, so do you have is it the plaid of it all? Do you just hate lad? No? I thought you hated plaid, I thought, I but you don't like it when there's

too much plaid in an episode? Well? Yeah, I mean you can only really have one person wearing plaid in a scene like that should be a rule, right now. I like plaid, but it wasn't like this time era like like plaid like next season or the season after when we start to like change styles. That was in. But like, okay, we're gonna say lines. Then I have to go back to one other thing. What was your favorite line? Amy? You said you have a good one. Oh? Yes, okay.

So when Steve is in the peach pit before he's told his mom and Brandon says, are you drowning your sorrows? And lactose and lactose? Yeah, isn't it funny? That was an ad lib that do you think, Oh, that's amazing if it was, And when he says like I'm a growing boy, I feel like I can't say it right, but I felt like something he would say like yeah, like on set you have do you have a line? I liked my homeless line. Sorry, I've runed it for you.

No do it again? Just for fun? Um, so you're homeless? Huh? So good. I had a favorite line, but it wasn't from the show. It was from Fiona who was watching the show with me. She was watching the episode and she she was watching the Thanksgiving thing and she goes, why are you so pale? It hurts my eyes? I was like, it hurts your eyes, like it's it's that bad? Because yeah, I love her even more for some Okay, can we can we go back for a second. I

know we have to wrap up up. You know, at the very very end in the school when Dylan comes back and it's like, oh my god, Dylan's coming back and there's Brenda and there's Kelly and they're walking, they're together, they're having they're back to being friends, and he busts right up in the middle of them mocks them, like with his hands, he mocks there they're talking to each other,

which is socking, rude. Sorry I said that for it. Uh, and then he just oh and they grabs them and aggressively kisses both of them and then keeps on walking kisses both of them. So I got nervous when I saw him kiss you on the mouth. I was like, is he gonna turn and kiss her in the mouth? Way? What's happening here? But he didn't. He kissed her on the side of the head. I don't know. I just was like, is this a comedy now? Is this funny

to you? Are we a joke to you? Dylan? And I was like, is it okay to just toy with girls emotions? Is that the message that you're like, hey, I'm back, Yeah, like deal with it. Like, I don't know, It's just I was like, oh, if you had both turned around just socked him defensive, that would have made me happier. Punched him in the deck, I mean, I can't say that, No, punched him in the pep h Maybe On that note, we wrapped this episode, I feel like we should. You know, we got homework though, we

got homework. Okay, what's next? Do you think it would be better. Let's say a little prayer, you guys, Third times the charm. It's going to be better. It has to. I don't know now Dylan. Dylan's back with the girls. Now there's gonna be drama because Gladdy's back. The title is a little I don't think it's gonna be It says it's a totally happening life. That's next week's episode, episode sixteen of season three, Right, don't you feel scared now?

It's not gonna be good. Okay, well this doesn't matter. We're gonna watch it anyway, and we're gonna break it down and we're gonna watch it. It's gonna be great. Thanks for the best day ever. I love you guys. Bye.

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