This is just a little disclaimer and a reminder for everybody who watches my recap, please remember to not take everything I say so seriously. Okay, I am talking about people who are on a reality TV show, and we all have to understand that this is produced and edited in a way that they want to portray them. Okay, so it may be true, it may not be true. I don't know. I'm just talking about what we see on
TV. So please don't take everything so seriously and don't send hate. Like if I call Chance a piece of shit, maybe he's not a piece of shit in real life. I don't know. Like, just okay, all right, thanks, you're obsessed with TLC and all the trashy reality TV A recap th recap, It's let's start with Taylor and Chance, because Chance, he really pissed me off. I hate him. I hate him a mother
fucking hate. Remember last week, Taylor found out that Chance had been talking to a woman named Jessica, and she also found some weird things in his emails, and so she was really really pissed. She grabbed a bunch of a shit and burned them to the ground. According to him, she is just a co worker, and all they talk about is work and her dad. Yeah. Sure, it's more likely that she calls him daddy than talking about her daddy. I can totally see their messages going, Hey, Jess,
who's your daddy? Oh? Chance, it's you da, Hey, Chance, dada. And then Chance takes that and tells Taylor that they're talking about her dad him. Taylor doesn't understand why he deleted all of their messages and what kind of pictures that they sent to each other, because he deleted them so she can't see any of them. And Chance goes, oh, it's because you always interrogate me and I don't want to deal with it. See, this is well your fault. This is what you do to me,
and I don't want to deal with it. Very very sketchy, And I don't think Taylor really buys all of that, But she doesn't have the space in her brain to deal with that because she's going to have to deliver his baby in like five minutes. But let's for a second talk about all the red flags. The first red flag is remember when Chance was in the shower and Taylor found out all this stuff, and she barges into the shower and yells at him, and the first thing Chance mentioned as soon as he
got into the shower was where's my phone? Yeah, that's a little sketch. I feel like the more appropriate response would be like, what happened, what's wrong Taylor? Why are you so upset? But instead the very first thing he said was where's my phone? M yep, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy. Second red flag is Taylor knew that they were exchanging pictures, but he deleted all of their messages so she couldn't see what they were texting or
what kind of pictures they were sending each other. This is a giant red flag and Quinn deleting messages. If you want me to trust you, you have to keep them there. I have to be able to see that there's nothing going on behind my back. I feel like it's okay for us to have friends. You live to me, Okay, there's no reason for you to delete that. You don't have to hide, okay, Okay. One time I was at my ex's apartment and he was in the shower and he
let me use his laptop. Now, his eye message was connected to his laptop and ding, he got an eye message, and you know how a little preview pops up in the corner. Yeah, I clicked on it by accident, all right, So I click on it. It's a freaking selfie of this random girl. And I'm like, why is this girl sending my man a selfie of herself? Like this is so random? So what did I do? I scrolled up and I read their text messages, and unfortunately
they were written in a language that I couldn't read or understand. And I did find more selfies that she was sending him. Now, all these pictures were nothing sexual, nothing suggestive, and there just innocent. She was very pretty. And I found the last selfie that she sent to him, and under that he responded like something super super short with a smiling blush emoji. Why the fuck are you sending another girl smiling blush emoji? Like you don't
use that? So I'm just like, okay, I gotta Google translate this ship. So I tried to get on Google, but he came back and he saw that I was in his eye message. It was so fucking embarrassing because this was like kind of in the beginning of our relationship, and I didn't want to come off like a psychopath. And so I had to explain. I was like, oh this, this just popped up. Why is she sending you selfies? Who is she? And he was like, oh,
my god, she's just a childhood friend. I haven't seen her talk to her in forever, and we were just catching up and I wanted to know what she looked like. I was like, oh, okay, and I just dropped it. But in my gut, I feel like they had been flirting. I just it's just a gut feeling that we women have, you know. And I also when guys blame us for being crazy when they're the ones making us crazy. Okay, how many times have you, ladies
spelt the need to look into your partner's phone? And almost every single time you found something shady? Right, look at what happened to Ariana and Tom Sandoval. She is not a snooper. She was so secure in her nine year relationship with him, She trusted him so much, and one day she just got that feeling. Her feeling was like, girl, you need to look in his phone. Look in that phone. And she looked at it
and her world came crashing and burning down. I don't really know if Taylor believes his bullshit, but she decides to put it aside because she's about to push a baby out of her vagina, and she starts packing her hospital bag and getting things together and let me breathe in. Do you hear all that congestion in my nose? And let me breathe out. Chance minimizes the whole baby birthing process and tells Taylor, you're acting like giving birth to a baby
is like freaking horror? Are you hating? I just want Chance to feel the horror of menstrual crams. Okay. I know everyone's pain is different, so I'll tell you how I feel every time on Flow comes to visit me. First is PMS, the pre menstrual symptoms. I am very depressed. I have an existential crisis once a month. I question everything in life, including my existence, and it's really hard to do anything. Okay, I'm highly irritable and sensitive, and I don't give a fuck about anything or anyone.
And then when I officially start to bleed out of my vagina, it feels like my fallopian tubes, my ovaries and everything is just constantly being ripped and pulled apart. It's lovely. I love it so much. Also, I don't know if any other women experienced this, but let me know in the comments if you're brave enough to admit this. When I get my period, I feel like I have a giant, spiky rock lodged into my asshole, okay, and I try to like poop it out, but it doesn't
come home. Was that tmi? I'm sorry, but that's just how my anatomy works. Okay. That being said, I cannot even imagine what it's like being in labor and pushing a human out of my teeny teeny tiny couchie. And Chance wants to tell Taylor it's not a big deal. And Chance wants to tell her that his cousin gave birth at work, so Taylor should
be able to handle this. And Chance wants to shut her up when she tries to explain herself, Oh my cousin worked up until she gave birth, so stop complaining, And she was like, well, Chance, you know everybody's different, and then he cuts her off and then starts talking to the kids like, oh god, are you good to start out to bring her new brother? Sorry, I just I hate him. Ding dong. They hear the doorbell and Chances like, oh, my god, I wonder who that is. Well, guess what, bitch, it's me. Okay,
open the motherfucking door. It's me. You're worst nightmare. Just kidding. It's Bobby. She came to visit in time for Taylor's baby's delivery. They're both in shock. They're like, whoa, Bobby, we didn't expect you here, and Bobby's like, yeah, I decided I'm gonna stay here forever, like I'm moving here, and Chances like here where And she's like, oh, don't worry, I'm gonna be with my friend. And he's like, ooh, thank god, because you can't come back here. I mean
he didn't actually say that, but he was definitely thinking it. I'm staying for good. Yes, oh, I'm saying I'm gonna stay with the friend. Actually right down the street, Taylor goes to the hospital and Chance is complaining, oh, I want to stay there for the whole thing. There's gonna be so boring, and Bobby's there, and then she leaves the hospital because she feels triggered. But isn't that the whole point of her being there to watch the baby be delivered? But yeah, she left. I guess
the question is like, is she on drugs? We don't know. I felt so bad for a Taylor. She was in so much pain. I felt horrible. And then I'm like, what the did we do to deserve this? Why do we have the responsibility of childbirth? Like why can't men give birth? Why? Well, that pretty much sums up Taylor and Chance. Lot of some making exist, I just make. Things are not looking too good with Arison Cam. They just got married not too long ago,
and they're always arguing. She really needs him to get a job, but remember he's never ever had a real job before. One day, she notices that he's gone. He's not home, so she's like, oh my god, maybe he's out busy applying for all these jobs. She calls him and calls him and calls him and calls him and calls him and no answer. Meanwhile, Cam's out the studio wrapping away motion motion, catchtop money, never
Stop, Never drop hops. I don't know how he's gonna sell any music with lyrics like this, like he's not a horrible rapper, but he's a horrible rapper. Aris is getting really worried that he's out somewhere partying and drinking because he's just not answering the phone and it's getting late and he's not home. Where the fuck is he? He finally comes back and he's like, hey, babe, I went to the studio and made a new song. And she's like, the studio. You went to the motherfuckin's studio. You
need to get a job. You know, I need some help around here. Did you even look for a job? You are clearly not taking series. I need hell three days. No, you're married, you have a kid, you have a home. Oh. I don't really think he thought about any of that before. Like, I have a feeling I already know where this is going. He's gonna keep doing the same things, and she's gonna get on his ass more and more, and they're gonna absolutely hit each
other and keep fighting and arguing. So you're just gonna kick your feet up, and I'm like, sweet, you're not laying in a bit with me. So you're sleeping on the couch. You're sleeping on the couch. I really hope her daughter doesn't have to witness any of this, because she's such a sweet girl and she doesn't deserve to have to watch them fight and argue and stuff like that. Why didn't my voice get so soft? I don't
know. Sorry. The thing is, I don't think him's a bad guy, but I don't think he's ready to be a father or stepfather and a husband, you know, the way that Aris needs him to be. So Lindsay got real freaky and try to take his pants off. It was really awkward, okay, and then she finds his ankle monitor and she's like, oh, Blaine, what is that on your ankle? And he goes lons, I'm gonna tell you that I'm a hofra, but you found out.
Okay. I need subtitles when Blaine speaks, because all his words kind of meshed together, kind of like when Ariana Grande sings this is the poet, except in country life sales. Bla, bla. You know. Lindsay's like, you never told me you had an ankle monitor, and Blaine's like, well, laws, I'm not a brezen. You lie to me. Blade. You're not communicating with me. You come home with an ankle monitor. You're making choices about our lives without me, without me. Hav'm not afraid
of with us. It seems like Blaine forgot that she was on parole and his house arrest could affect that. So she's screaming. She's hollering and throws a glass of water at him, and he's like, well, well, guess who's back. Brittany and Marcelino, the couple that nobody wanted back. I watched their first two seasons and that's it, so I have no idea
what happened in the last season. It seems like he cheated on her, which actually is shocking because it always seemed like they had a super committed relationship and he seems so into hers, so shame on you, bro. I can understand why Brittany decided to stay with him, because they have kids together, and if he's a good father and he wants to be a good partner, like it's probably easier to stay as a family unit, just as long
as each parent wants to make it work. Marcelino's mom comes to their house to watch the kids, and then Brittany and Marcelino go out on a date night, but it ends up in another argument. I don't really know what they're arguing about, but it seems like he's not spending enough time with her. I guess he's spending so much time at work and with the kids and not her She feels neglected, and I can see this being an issue for a lot of parents, like once you have kids, your priority shift.
And I do have empathy for both of them, Like I have empathy for Marcellino in the sense that he's a father. He feels like he has to provide for his kids and his wife be financially stable, and he doesn't have like a regular job. He's a poker player. So I also feel for Brittany because she feels like she never gets to see her husband and he's not as affectionate or loving, and she's having for some attention. Side note,
I don't know why they moved to Florida. If someone can fill me in, I'm guessing it was Britney's decision and Marcelino never wanted to leave Vegas. Am I right or am I wrong? I don't know. Someone fill me in on what's going on? What did I miss last season? I just feel like, because I don't have that context, it feels weird to talk about what I think. I feel neglected. I moved all the way out
here. I took a risk, and so did you, and that's all it matters because I'm talking about my life, my soul, my passion, part of my family, the family that I drive every day to take care of. Fine, take care about the kids, which is great. You don't feel away about me, It's cool. Just from what I'm seeing in this episode, I have empathy for Brittany and her feelings are completely valid.
But I personally, this is my personal opinion. I feel like, if your husband is super busy because he's working to provide for his family, like I don't get why you want to make him feel bad about it, Like I'll a little neglect if you're out there working and hustling trying to provide for me and my kids. You know what I'm saying. But then again, I just remember that he cheated, so never mind. Okay, that's fucked up. I don't know how to feel about them. Just somebody in the
comments let me know, like, give me a little brief TLDR. All right, let's talk about Puppy. This was scary, as in the last episode, Puppy was talking about how she found out Eric had been cheating on her with his ex wife. Now she needed to plan her exit very secretly so that he didn't find out. And I asked, you guys in my last video, why is she being so secretive. It's because I didn't know about their relationship. I didn't know what kind of guy Eric was, but
you guys let me know that he's a shitty, scary person. So they're in the car driving home from Puppy's mom's house. And remember in the last episode where we left off, Puppy and her mom were talking about him, but he was out, like away doing something, and then he walked in while they were talking about him, and he knew that they were talking about him. So they're in the car driving home and shit hits the fan.
He asks Puppy what she and her mom were talking about, and like why they were talking shit about him, and she's like, you should know why. And then they start arguing and they start yelling at each other, and at one point this was really faking scary. Eric loses his temper and is about to like hit or punch something. You could just see him flinch and then he catches himself and he stops. Then he turns his body to Poppy and he points his finger super aggressively in her face and tells her to shut
her mouth. It was so scary, like I got chills because I truly felt like he was going to hit her had the camera's not been there. To me, you are an embarrassment. That's all you've done. It embarrassed me. She abruptly stops the car, he gets out, and then she drives away. The next morning, Puppy tells her mom and Amber that she broke up with Eric, but they're worried that she might go back to him. That's so sad. I really really hope she doesn't go back. But
again, I don't know the history of their relationship. So do you guys think she's going to go back to him? And why would she? Have they been together for a long time because so far, what I know is he's been cheating on her with his ex wife. He has no intention of divorcing his ex wife, but he's been leading Puppy on they're dealing together. Maybe that's why she would get back with him. I don't know. I
just hope Puppy safe. Let's talk about Sarah and Sean. So Sean initiate some sexy time with Sarah even though he got rejected the night before, and oh my god, I didn't do a recap of last week's episode, But I'm telling you I died laughing when I saw him set up the house the living room with rose petals, heart balloons, candles, And then there was this random assid inflatable plastic hot tub in the corner of their living room, right next to their sofa. Oh my god, I was like, why
is this inflatable kiddie pool in your living room? Take that shit outside. He was literally filling it up with buckets of water and transferring it to the hot tub. I don't blame Sarah for wanting to go to bed, because if I saw that in my living room, I would also decline. Oh, and can we also talk about how messed up it was for Sarah to have her daughter meet her bio dad without even explaining anything to her, and she told her to just go play with him in the playground Like she was
like, Oh, this is some strange man, it's mommy's friend. Go to the playground and go play together. What the forking forked? He forked up fork And this part really pissed me off. She asked her daughter to lie to Sean. She wanted her to keep this a secret. And are you kidding me. You are the adult, handle your ship. Do not put this on your child. Like it'd be different if she had to lie for her safety or to protect herself from something dangerous, but not this.
In this episode, Sean's accusing her of cheating on him. He's like, I know something's up. You're acting so different. You got your here done? No, you want your boobs done? And then Sarah tells him that she had been talking to Anthony, but only because he wants to be in his daughter's life, and Sean is pissed with a capital pete. How long has it been going on? He's seen her a couple of times. I met up with him at a park one time to make sure that he was
clean. No, wonder why you're acting like this. You got so y mad at me, and look you're doing the same me that you accuse me of. You know what, I guess Sarah and Sean are even now so they can wipe the slate clean and start over. This relationship is a disaster. Okay, they've just got married and they're having so many problems. How long do we think this is going to last? Like I mentioned earlier, we didn't get Monique or Derek in this episode, as well as Justine and
Michael, and I'm not gonna lie. I didn't mind it. I love watching Monique and Derek, but it was really nice to have a break from his sisters. Well that's it for today's recap. Let me know all your thoughts the comments, and I'll talk to you soon. Bye.