90 Day: HUNT FOR LOVE Season 1 Episode 2 RECAP

they're on a date. They're supposed to flirt with each other, and then she's going to give them pointers and kind of grade them and tell them what they did well and what they could improve on. So for the first couple, she chooses Usman and Cassidy, and oh my god, it was so damn cringey. It was so damn cringey. Usman thinks he's smooth because he's a superstar, Soja boy. So Cassidy's like, hey, what's your name? And he's like, I'm Sojaboy,

but not the American one, the Nigerian superstar Sojaboy. And she's like, oh, okay, so what do you do? And he's like, I sang and she's like, well, can you sing something for me? Like sing something about me? Sing me a song about me? And he's like, oh okay, he gets a little shy.

go back to the hot tub speed dating. Sean tells in a hot tub with a normy named Joe, and she's talking about how she loves what she does for her career. She's an injectable nurse. She does esthetics and fillers and botox and that's just her passion. She loves anything that has to do with beauty, and Joe's like, oh, well, I don't really know anything about that, and she goes, you know what, frown for me and he's like okay, and she's like, oh uh okay, you have many many

wrinkles all over the place. Why don't you smile? Oh okay, you have even more wrinkles when you smile. Yeah, you could definitely use some botox here, a little botox there, and a little filler there. Oh my god. And then after she was done assessing him, she was like, but it's ultimately up to you. Oh my god. I would absolutely die if my date did that to me. Imagine dating like a plastic surgeon or something and he's like, hey, come over here, let me see your face. I would

be mortified. Now back to the flirting one O one exercise. So the next to approach the table are Courtney and Chad. Notice how Coltie cheered her on by the way. He was like, you got this, Courtney, And I'm like, oh, okay, Courtney's about to shit her pants because she never approaches guys. She doesn't flirt. It's so awkward, and honestly, I am her I would giggle, I would laugh, I'd be so awkward. I literally felt her nervousness through the TV screen and I was like, oh my god, I feel for her

because she is acting exactly like me. So they sit down and the conversation is dead. They talk at the same time multiple times. Don't you hate when that happens, By the way, when it's silent and then you start to say something and the other person starts to say something, and you're just like, uh, okay, you go first, and then you're like okay, and then you start and then and then you both start at the same time again. It's so damn awkward. Anyway, this is why I hate

going on dates to avoid this interaction. Right here, Courtney's like, hey, where are you from? Oh yeah, okay if Orlando crickets crickets. Eh, what are you drinking? Oh nice, crickets crickets. Oh my god. It was so bad. One person would ask a question and then the other person would give a one word answer, and then it would be silent, ding times up. The dating coach says, it pretty much felt like an interview. There was no romance, no laughs, no fun. Now back

to the hot tubs. Tim hates this hot tub speed dating exercise because he doesn't even want to be half naked in his whimsuit sitting in a small tub with a stranger. Now in another tub, Jennifer is in with Joe and she asks him, so, what are you looking for? And he says, I'm looking for whoever's looking for me. What kind of dumb ass answer is that? Dang, it's time to switch hot tubs, and Tim ends up in

Jennifer's hot tub. Dun, dun, dun. They're both dreading it. Ah, well, here I go about to face the wink and watch. And he goes in her hot tub and as he's trying to go in, he slips and he falls.

will towards you. What about the crap you talked about me, Tim, Well, it's not like you were an angel to me either. Stop just stop. Well she cuts the convo short because she cannot stand to be next to him, so she gets up and leaves the hot tub. Now back to flirting. One oh one. Colt and Lexi are at the flirting table now and oh my god, what a disaster. He thinks he has game noos flash. Yeah, don't so. Lexi

sits at the table first. Then Colt comes and approaches her and he just stands there next to the table. He looks at her. He has his hands behind his back like an old man. Okay, and he says, wow, your piercings are very interesting. Whenever a guy says wow, very interesting, they're not interested. She's like, oh really, what's so interesting about them? And he's like, still standing by the way. He goes, oh, well, you know, I just don't have any piercings myself, and he he keeps talking

to her. He's continuing the conversation while he's still standing. She's like, Uh, do you want to come sit here so that we can continue this conversation, and he's like, oh, yeah, I'd love to. So he finally sits down and he's like, so you must be into that type of stuff, you know, I see some tattoos. And she's like, what do you mean that type of stuff? Well, you have piercings here and there. I mean you have some on your nose.

would fumble. I would I just wouldn't know what to do. I would freeze. I would make an ass out of myself. So a producer asks Colt who he's interested in, and he says, Cortiny. He thinks she's so sweet and interesting and he definitely wants to flirt with her. Ooho. Next to approach the flirting table are Carlo and Tiffany. She approaches him so naturally. By the way, editor put in a video clip of Tiffany flirting with Carlo. She is so good. She came off confident, she was smiling, she

made great eye contact, conversation was flowing. They actually had very good banter back and forth. They were bouncing off of each other really well. There was definitely chemistry and by the end of the conversation, Carlo asked her out on a date. Ding flirting when it one is over and I noticed there were a bunch of no that we didn't even get to see. So I'm wondering if they did get to participate in the exercise. I mean, that would be crazy if they just like didn't they

completely just ax them from the exercise. I'm assuming that they did participate, but the editors just didn't include any of their clips because once again they're background characters, their side characters. The show doesn't give a shit about them, which again sucks for them. Now, the scene goes back to the hot tubs, and did anybody notice that it was completely dark? It was nighttime. How long have these people been soaking in these tubs for? They're probably pruney

blow their shoulders. I felt bad for them, like, I don't want to be in a hot tub for that long. But everyone seems to be doing great. They're laughing, they're connecting. Then there's Tim and Jennifer. He's sitting in the hot tub alone. Jennifer's on the other side. She doesn't want to look at him, she doesn't want to see him, and they're just waiting for the two minutes to be over. I don't understand what Jennifer's deal is. I actually feel

bad for Tim. Actually, no, I take that back. He said some nasty things about her, Like in the last episode he was talking about how she sucks at giving DJAS and I'm just like, mind, you have to say that, so they both suck. Let's be clear. But I do find Tim funny. He makes me laugh, and I do find him way more likable than Jennifer. Anyway, Tim is miserable.

He probably thought he was gonna have a great vacation at this love retreat, but instead he has to deal with this monster of an X. And honestly, I thought he was gonna go home. I thought he was gonna tell the producers I wanna go home, and I don't like this right now. I'd rather be at home with burn. I got like. I thought he was gonna just do something like that and leave. But he walks over to Chantelle, his new bestie, and he confides in her and he's like,

well this sucks. I'm not having a great time. And Sean tell's like, you know what, Tim, No, that's too enthusiastic. She's like, you know what, Tim, I have your back, don't. No one's gonna mess Tim. Okay, so we're back at the hot tubs. Okay, we see Elise. She's humping herself in the water and waiting for Rob to come in. Okay. By the way, somebody said in my last video in the comment section that she looks like Heather McDonald if you know you know, Oh my god, yes she does. Yep.

I definitely see it. So every time I see Elise, now I just see Heather McDonald. So Elise is all over Rob. You can tell that he's already got the Ick, probably because he found out that she had annell with another guy a year ago. By the way, somebody else asked me, what is annal? It means anal. I was just trying to pronounce it in a different way so that the video doesn't get striped or dinged. But yeah,

the annale canal. So she announced to everybody that she went down the Anneal canal last year with I don't know if it was her, probably just a random hookup, and that turned him off. So so he's trying to keep her at a distance, but Elise is just trying to get some date. She tells him that there's no one else that she's connecting with, and she's pretty much focused on Rob because she's usually zero or one hundred with men and there's really no in between. And Rob

is like, whoa, I just met you yesterday. Okay, you should probably explore some other connections, and she's like, no, no, it's you or nobody else. Tiffany goes on her date with Carlo. They're sipping on some Marga Rita's. I was gonna go into a storytime, but never mind. So then they exchanged worst date stories and he said that one of his worst dates ever was he went on a date with a girl from New Jersey and then she was so hot, but then she spoke like Jennifer Coolidge,

and then that turned him off. I feel like that's a red flag, like you didn't even get to know the girl and you were just turned off because of her voice. Oh, I think I've done that once. Never mind, I literally had a crush on this guy. I thought he was so attractive. I've seen his pictures and we were talking through text and everything was great. And then he called me one night and he was like, hey Poal, and I was like, oh, hell no. So I don't know.

I don't think Jennifer Coolidge's voice is that bad, though I'm taking the dog dumb ass. I don't know. I don't think it's that bad compared to Hey, Poal, what's up Now that I think about it, you kind of sounded like Gino. So she's like, what's your type? What do you usually go for? And he says exotic girls. So Tiffany's perfect because she's a combination of Cuban and Colombian. A wink wink Ooh, I'm sorry, but like, don't call

women exotic, especially POC or non white women. No, and then he starts spitting out some Spanish and she's super impressed. I mean, he's not normally her time because he's kind of dorky looking according to Tiffany, but she actually likes him a lot so far. Okay, now back to the hot tub. Rob gets in Jen's hot tub and he's super excited. He's very attracted to her and he hasn't stopped thinking about her since they spoke at breakfast, and

they're definitely vibing. They're definitely flirting, They're definitely giving each other intense eye contact. She's like yes, Rob, and Rob is like yeah, they're definitely eye fucking each other. I don't think he's gonna be able to handle Jennifer. Are you kidding? She's gonna eat him up alive. So he's kind of stumbling on his words. He's just infatuated. He doesn't want to leave the hot tub. He's loving talking

to her. Now. From the other side of the room, Elisea is looking at him, wondering why they're smiling so much. She's thinking, Jen better lay her hands off my man, or my big fat, white, juicy booty is gonna come for her ding. The two minutes is up, Jen leans in and gives Rob a kiss on the cheek, Not like an actual kiss on the cheek, but you know, the greeting kiss, like the m what I feel like. When she leaned in to do that, his heart skipped

to be. I don't know if he thought she was gonna like go in for the kiss, but I thing he got excited. The hot tub speed dating is finally over and now the singles are gonna party. We see usman at the bar having a tequila shot for the very first time. Oh my god. By the way, that guy Joe with the light eyes, the one that Chantell was really attracted to, Oh my god, in this scene. I don't know how, but it just like clicked in me that he reminds me so much of them. Do

you guys know who I'm talking about? Remember he kind of had like the wonky eye, but Joe's like the better looking brother. I don't know, is it just me? Okay, So the dating coach that was in charge of the hot tub speed dating exercise, he gathers everyone who participated and he's like, okay, so everyone rated each other and I'm gonna go over the lowest four scores, and we learn that the bottom four our Chantell, Nicki, Enormie, Tim, and Jennifer, and she shook as soon as he said Jennifer.

She was like Jennifer me and He's like, yeah you, and she's like what that was so satisfying. We learned that Rob gave every single one of his dates the same exact number, because, according to him, every date felt like the same. Alice kind of feels like she's being mugged off because last night they were all steaming making out and then he texted her all night, So she's gonna confront him about it, and I'm thinking, yes, yes, confront him and make him feel uncomfortable. At the bar,

Courtney's between Cole and Usman, Cole walks towards Alexi. They do a shot together and he feels like it's awkward, and then he says, you know what, I feel better talking to women online. I don't like talking to women in person. Cole, Courtney, Tiffany, and Usman talk about Sean Tell's hatred for Usman and how she kept calling him a scammer, and Usman is still pissed off about that. He wants an apology from her. He doesn't know what to do because she's a woman, so he can't just

go like punch her. You know, if she were a man, he just punch her. And I'm going, why the freak would he say that? Jennifer likes Cole and Rob the most. They're both cute, but in different ways. And she describes it as like different flavors of ice cream and she's gonna have to decide which one she wants to taste. Jen talks to Cole about her seven year old daughter and because she's a mother, it's really important to factor

that in when she's choosing a man. Okay, so that's why you're looking for a future stepdad for your daughter. At Mexico Baning vacation, Alice finally confronts Rob. Why did you rate me at three? When we were making out all night and you were on the phone with me all night. You even asked me to come over to your room so you can fork me up my booty hole. And he's like, no, I didn't, I never said that.

Pull out the receipts, pull him out, and she whips out her phone and she shows some of the guys, see he called me then he facetimed me then and then we talked for an hour and a half. Sean tells like, Rob, she upset because you didn't sleep with her. She wanted you to sleep with her, and Rob goes, she's crazy if that's what she wanted, well she shot herself in the foot and Tim's like, yeah, man, I wasn't envious of you when that was happening. Elise is fed up, so she leaves a bar and she goes

to bed. Coltie decides he wants to stir some shit up now that Alise went to bed, he wants some drama, so he goes up to Chantelle and says, Usman said, if you were a man, he'd punch you. Huh, Well that's not gonna happen because I take Brazilian jiu jitsu. So she walks up to Usman at the bar. You told people you want to punch me if I were a man, and he's like, yeah, I said that, but you're a woman, so I'm not gonna punch you. Why would you say that because you accused me of being

a scammer. Okay, Usman, but where is a lie? I protect my friends? And then she pulls up her hair behind her face, and she tells him, if you want to punch me, go ahead. You want to punch me, let's go. You wanna fight, let's go. And he's like no, no, no, no, no, please go away, and then she leaves. She's very upset. Understandably if somebody said they wanted to punch me in the face a grown man. If a grown man said that, I'd be pissed. I'd be pissed, I'd be upset, and

I'd be scared. Courtney tells Usman to make up with Chantelle because he's just killing the vibe. Oh my god, Usman, you're ruining the vibe, Like, just make up with Shontel, okay. If you don't make up, whether it's gonna ruin the rest of the troop. So please, And he's like, well, I don't want you guys to think that I'm a scammer,

because I'm not. It's not true. And Tiffany, sweet sweet Tiffany, she goes, we don't think that about you, really, really, if it quacks like a duck and if the shoe fits, bro married b g L baby goblin Lisa, remember her? He married her? And then when she got banned after calling him the N word at the Tell All, which by the way, never aired. Then he targeted kim Bali. Okay, the people on the show. It's not for him. This

is not his demo. He needs to go on The Golden Bachelorette or later, Dads, that's more of his demo. Courtney's like, you're being such a negative Nancy, A Debbie Downer, a Sari Sally. Now she's interested in usman, but he's also fighting with her best friend, Chantelle, and she kind of feels stuck in the middle and she does not like it. Cole walks Jennifer to her room and he's

a pilot doom. He's hot and a pilot. He must get so much poon poon all day, a poon poon here, and a poon poon there here, a poon there, a poon everywhere, a poon poon all day, all night. Anyway, they say good night, but she leaned in for a hug and I think he was gonna go for a kiss. Oh, I couldn't tell. It happened so fast. Let's watch it in slow mo. What do you guys think did he go in for the kiss? Yes or no? Let me

know down in the comments. Back at the bar, Courtney, Colty, and Usman are left and Colty goes, so what should we do now? And Courtney's like, I want to eat. I'm so hungry. Oh my god, She's literally me. Usman goes, well, I'm gonna go straight to bed. I'm tired, Courtney, are you coming? Damn? That was so freaking forward. Courtney's wide eyed. Colty cuts in and he's like, what are you trying to imply? Damn Colti, Yeah, you go get your girl. He just wants an opportunity to get to know Courtney,

and Usman's trying to take her away. Okay, coldy, okay, I say you you go get your girl. Usman's starting to realize that Colty might be into Courtney too. Carlo walks Tiffany to her room and he kisses her on the cheek and they hug and whoo, sparks are flying. Then we see everyone doing their nighttime routine, including Colty doing his naked The next morning, Usman takes Courtney to breakfast. He's feeling a little insecure now that he has some competition.

He thought he could keep her on the back burner, but now that Cold he's interested, He's got a hold onto her. He tries to explain why he was so frustrated about the whole Chantelle situation last night, and how he was so sad that she wasn't really taking his side, and he cares about her and he's wondering how she feels about him. Wink wink. She hesitates, Let's just see where things go. He's not satisfied with that answer, so he asks, all right, well, how do you feel about

the guys here? Well, I don't have any romantic connections with anyone here. No guys have digging me out on a day. I'm just getting to know everyone I don't know yet. Oh okay, So what are we then? Oh my god, usman, are you trying to DTI right now? What's uptr define the relationship? Oh? Yeah, okay, sure, So what are we? Well? What do you think? I think you're the most beautiful woman here? Oh my goodness, I am blinded by your beauty. Everybody else beneath you. You're

so sweet. And then he looks at her and he says, can I kiss you? What time? And place? Oh my god, he's got no game at all. She rolls her eyes and she's like, you haven't even taking me out on a day. Well, I think a kiss will show you how much I like you, So can I kiss you? Okay on my cheek? So he's like, uh, okay, let me kiss you on your cheek. So he kisses her. Well. I freaking love Courtney because she says in her confessional that Usman did not deserve a kiss, Like he didn't

do anything to deserve an actual kiss. He's done nothing romantic. He's shown her nothing. All he's been doing is yap, yap, yap talking, and talk is cheap parry at Courtney period. Ah, applause, applause for Courtney. I love this girl. You go girl. She quickly changes the subject by talking about another couple, Jen, Cole and Rop and she's like, what do you think about Jen and rub Well, they had something going on like Jen and Cole too. And Usman, Oh, he loves

to stir the pot. He's like, oh, well, speaking of Jen, I can't stop thinking about what she told me the other day at breakfast. And Courtney's like, oh my god, tell me right now, tell me right now. Uh, I'm not supposed to say anything. Oh my god, Usman, you better tell me right now, tell me right now. Usman, okay, fine, but don't tell anyone, okay, okay a premise, no tell me. So he tells her that Jen said Tim paid for a male stripper to dance on her and that turned

him on, and Courtney is loving the tea. Meanwhile, Colet is in his room reading a book on etiquette that was written in the eighteen hundreds. Back at the bar, Courtney teaches Usman what a cuck hold is and that Tim might be one, and he's like, please, you need to keep this a secret. Okay, I wasn't supposed to say anything. And she's like, hey, but she can't wait to tell people this, especially Tim. She's actually going to go directly to Tim right after she talks to Uzman

to tell him the tea about himself. Rob then joins a bar. He's kind of in a sour mood. So Courtney starts fluffing their auras and Rob's like, ugh, I don't know if I would really talk about fluffers. Apparently fluffer is the thing. I had to google it. I've never heard that term before, but yeah, of course you know, Rob. So Rob starts talking about Elise. He's very worried about what she's saying about him, and he wants to stay away from her and all her craziness. Well speak of

the devil. Guess who walks up to the bar in her little hot pink bikini alas dun, Dun dun, and the episode ends. In the next episode, I think Coltie asks May out on a date, and then the cast goes to a bar guitar which I've been there. Amazing drinks, amazing music, the vibes are immaculate. Oh my god, this is making me want to go back to Tuloom. I've been there three times. The first two times were incredible and just amazing, and then the third time I went

was pretty bad. Okay, three out of the four days it was like a hurricane. I literally thought our hut was going to fly away and we were gonna drown. So I couldn't sleep all three nights, and the prices have gone up. It is insane, But I want to go. Should we do a trip like get a little thoughties together and go to Tuloom. Then we see Courtney tell Tim about what she heard and he confronts Jennifer. He's really pissed off, and then she's really pissed off and

they get into a fight. Yike. Well, that's it for the recap. How did you like this episode? Let me know all your thoughts in the comments and I will talk to you and the next one. Bye.