[SPEAKER_03]: What kind of fucking bullshit is this? [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, he does this every day. [SPEAKER_00]: The bad news is the civilization. [SPEAKER_00]: It's crumbling around you. [SPEAKER_00]: Where a dog mask, cut your dick off, palm, cows, not yet the good news is that you are not. [SPEAKER_08]: Hello, there's thoughtful shaving videos. [SPEAKER_08]: Still bad for the minorities in LA for having to deal with the white people in LA. [SPEAKER_00]: You have five till midnight.
[SPEAKER_00]: Live, everyone there at APN where you join five limb-to-skinned Americans to the lab in the absurd nonsense of the AND all history. [SPEAKER_00]: Sam, stop it. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh and Shroyer is a baby sucking on a pacifier. [SPEAKER_01]: He's an elitist arrogant dirtbag. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh and Shroyer is scum. [SPEAKER_01]: You think I'm here to be shit on? [SPEAKER_01]: Do I look like a scum toilet to you? [SPEAKER_01]: There's no more filter. [SPEAKER_01]: It's gone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anybody with me is going to get the floor truth. [SPEAKER_01]: And nothing about it. [SPEAKER_01]: So help me God. [SPEAKER_01]: And then you want to try to stab your mother in the back because you're a big boy, leave in the nest. [SPEAKER_01]: Well guess what? [SPEAKER_01]: You know what your mother is going to do? [SPEAKER_01]: Pitch on you. [SPEAKER_01]: All right. [SPEAKER_01]: So looks. [SPEAKER_09]: That's. [SPEAKER_09]: That's the M speech to us every week.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes. [SPEAKER_11]: Um, that was too lazy to try this video. [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, really obviously it was Alex Jones freaking out, but it was at the beginning of two lazy to try this video about Alex Jones freaking out. [SPEAKER_11]: Which was another topic I want to talk about tonight, so I thought I completely messed up our intro of our show to do that. [SPEAKER_11]: Um, Kyle, you're supposed to do the intro for the show, man. [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know why you're not doing it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Anyways, uh, aside from Alex Jones freaking out, which I'm actually, uh, I'm good to talk about. [SPEAKER_06]: Shut up Kyle. [SPEAKER_10]: Crack her barrel. [SPEAKER_10]: Crack her barrel sucks now. [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, Cracker Brails awful, but I'm still going to go there and eat their smoke sausage and hamburger steaks. [SPEAKER_06]: But anyways, now back on. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. [SPEAKER_06]: Hold on. [SPEAKER_06]: Hold on. [SPEAKER_06]: Hold on.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Anyways, what's up with on the show? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so Cracker Barrel sucks now. [SPEAKER_11]: What's up with that? [SPEAKER_08]: It did suck for like a week and that was bad baby. [SPEAKER_08]: We're back. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we bullying works guys. [SPEAKER_08]: I think it's only work. [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think you've come back from now. [SPEAKER_07]: They said they're going back to the old logo. [SPEAKER_07]: That's all that matters.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's all we cared about. [SPEAKER_07]: We just wanted that to go on the capitulate. [SPEAKER_07]: We just wanted them to capitulate that the old logo is better. [SPEAKER_07]: We don't care about. [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, this is one line. [SPEAKER_11]: This is their rebrand and then it came back and then it just went right back again. [SPEAKER_11]: It's in now it's out like it's lowest point. [SPEAKER_02]: You were products are catering to us. [SPEAKER_02]: Then we went.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: That's all. [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take that. [SPEAKER_07]: Absolutely. [SPEAKER_08]: And I heard they were trying to upload a whole bunch of debt and that's why they decided to tank the fucking thing in the first place. [SPEAKER_08]: This is just a, you know, uh, fucking what to call. [SPEAKER_08]: How would that help? [SPEAKER_08]: Can't think of words. [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_08]: They were trying to do something. [SPEAKER_08]: That's what I saw. [SPEAKER_08]: Minimalism. [SPEAKER_08]: Minimalism is ruining the conspiracy theory. [SPEAKER_08]: Blame me. [SPEAKER_11]: All the shit. [SPEAKER_11]: If they were trying to do a buyback, a stock buyback, it would make sense to tank the stock. [SPEAKER_11]: It would be market manipulation to do that. [SPEAKER_11]: And it doesn't make sense to spend seven hundred million dollars on a rebrand.
[SPEAKER_10]: And if they did, it's worth a million dollars for that. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and the store all because they changed all the stores, too, like, seven hundred million. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, a day. [SPEAKER_11]: And if they, no, it was over like a year, like it was like a long process, and then they've like flipped the switch to do the rebrand and then within a week, it was like, oh, our whole company's going to die if we do this. [SPEAKER_11]: So I had to undo it.
[SPEAKER_11]: But yeah, minimalism is bullshit. [SPEAKER_11]: Everything just homogenizes into crap. [SPEAKER_11]: And that's what we're dealing with. [SPEAKER_11]: And it's good that people are fighting against it. [SPEAKER_11]: But it's bad that the only company that can actually survive and stay not homogenous is one that is explicitly old-timey. [SPEAKER_11]: Like it'd be cool if we had shit that wasn't explicitly old-timey that was able.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, but like hired a troon to promote their stuff. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but then they had to cater to us and went back. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Shane Gilles. [SPEAKER_08]: No, absolutely. [SPEAKER_07]: They got Shane Gilles post Malone and Peyton Manning. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we got to look in. [SPEAKER_08]: They got white boy central. [SPEAKER_08]: I think it's a whole point. [SPEAKER_11]: They need to go to that. [SPEAKER_08]: We need them to cater.
[SPEAKER_08]: We need companies to cater towards, I don't even like, it could be white America, whatever. [SPEAKER_08]: It just needs to be catered towards old school, like, thought it's of things. [SPEAKER_08]: I want to tell you. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just funny to me that that's [SPEAKER_02]: Like, that's when we get enough pressure that we're like, you know what? [SPEAKER_02]: The rebrand is too far. [SPEAKER_02]: The DEI stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: Cool. [SPEAKER_02]: It's when the rebranding that there was like, okay, this is too far. [SPEAKER_02]: We're going in revolt. [SPEAKER_02]: We're sending the groups. [SPEAKER_08]: Our lines are very bad. [SPEAKER_08]: Like, our red lines were like, oh, this is too far. [SPEAKER_08]: Our, very, I would say. [SPEAKER_08]: We need to be a little bit more hard stance and early are on. [SPEAKER_09]: Are we all the trust tree right now?
[SPEAKER_09]: We all be in the trust tree right now. [SPEAKER_09]: And you guys won't care to trust tree. [SPEAKER_08]: We're in the trust tree. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're in the back room before. [SPEAKER_02]: And they're going to Jesus Christ. [SPEAKER_02]: You're not. [SPEAKER_02]: This is your Italian. [SPEAKER_02]: Get out. [SPEAKER_02]: You're going back. [SPEAKER_05]: You're going back. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, how can you not have to speak trust tree? [SPEAKER_02]: You got third.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you really are Cecilia and aren't you? [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: You're you're you're Mediterranean is showing right now. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: Just saying I've been do what about my houses and we've been there. [SPEAKER_02]: It's okay. [SPEAKER_02]: It's honestly, I think it was better when I was a kid. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really think it's just good as it used to.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was just it was only cool because they had old timey shit inside one side and then you had breakfast with your family on the other side. [SPEAKER_02]: That was the only. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a general store. [SPEAKER_02]: So like you walk in and the first part is like the little old timey store. [SPEAKER_02]: And that was made cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like if you're waiting for a seat, you can walk around the store, look at a bunch of shit that like it's modern made, but it's like made to look like [SPEAKER_02]: stuff from, I don't know, they night early, nineteen hundreds, late, eighteen hundreds or something like that. [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, I mean, the foods okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you got to be honest, like when you got to see your grandparents, you know, it was like the one time every two months, you got to see your grandparents and they're like, I want cracker barrel and they're like, okay. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I mean, it's just another [SPEAKER_02]: chain breakfast place to me. [SPEAKER_02]: Honestly, I don't really do all the gardens. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a real Italian. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, fuck, all garden.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I was like, my experience. [SPEAKER_02]: I think for me, a giant wrist on behalf. [SPEAKER_06]: So all the garden was poisoned for me. [SPEAKER_06]: Went my wife and I went there and she wanted cheese and I didn't want cheese and the lady put cheese over everything and everything sent on like I will never go back there. [SPEAKER_08]: You're looking at the eyes. [SPEAKER_08]: You're like, stop catered to your wife and they were like, you're like, fuck you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, ever since then, yeah, we have not gone back. [SPEAKER_06]: That was probably six years ago. [SPEAKER_08]: I see a judge are used to be too cool because it was the poor people's fancy place. [SPEAKER_08]: That's why all of our school. [SPEAKER_08]: But now we can just expensive. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just they live in nobody. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like the service is not good and the people are not like they don't take it seriously. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: And like, it used to have that feel of an establishment where like, oh, like, even if it was a chain and bridge people would make fun of us for like, eating there. [SPEAKER_02]: But it had the feel of like you had to kind of see, presentable to go here. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you had to like, kind of dress up a little bit. [SPEAKER_02]: Where could I close and go here? [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'll go earlier.
[SPEAKER_02]: But now you go there, it's like, lobs, and it's not like, it's like, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't wear slides into all of guard. [SPEAKER_08]: You know what I mean? [SPEAKER_08]: Like, that was like, my mom would be, you call him slides, too. [SPEAKER_08]: I grew up in the ghetto, dude, of course I call him slides. [SPEAKER_06]: They're sandals. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, fucking slides. [SPEAKER_08]: I don't really know the difference to be honest.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the same. [SPEAKER_08]: What sandals sandals to me have have the the phone. [SPEAKER_08]: No, no, the thong. [SPEAKER_08]: Slides you just slide in and it doesn't have any those are shower shoes. [SPEAKER_08]: Now Luke. [SPEAKER_08]: That they made us call them in the Marine Corps. [SPEAKER_08]: Like flip flops like flip flops or sandals. [SPEAKER_08]: but slides are no song in the middle, you know what I mean? [SPEAKER_08]: Not the between the toes.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't understand. [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm not regarded as a basketball basketball player. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, we didn't have a lot of basketball Americans. [SPEAKER_02]: We put people that Americans that played basketball were on. [SPEAKER_06]: So speaking of basketball Americans, can I just share a quick story? [SPEAKER_06]: This is almost a roll of it. [SPEAKER_06]: A customer came into my work, right? [SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to tell you nothing what this customer looks like.
[SPEAKER_06]: He comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in, he comes in,
[SPEAKER_06]: And then after an hour. [SPEAKER_06]: We finally get the right registration. [SPEAKER_06]: I inspect the car. [SPEAKER_06]: They say they don't want to work because they don't have any money. [SPEAKER_06]: So then they find out they have to pay for emissions. [SPEAKER_06]: And they ask for the old sticker, which we had to scrape off. [SPEAKER_06]: You can't put an old sticker back on for like state inspection and emissions.
[SPEAKER_06]: They ask if we had the old sticker and we said no. [SPEAKER_06]: And the guy and I quote said, Oh, fuck no. [SPEAKER_06]: And then walked out and drove off without paying. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. [SPEAKER_06]: What does this guy look like? [SPEAKER_06]: Probably no. [SPEAKER_02]: I have a picture. [SPEAKER_02]: I have a picture. [SPEAKER_02]: I have a picture. [SPEAKER_02]: He's a journalist here and clearly. [SPEAKER_02]: Take a look like this. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh boy.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is my answer. [SPEAKER_06]: Did he look like this? [SPEAKER_06]: Not too far off. [SPEAKER_06]: He had a beanie dreads and was wearing a hoodie on a AD degree day. [SPEAKER_09]: I think my dog is hilariously racist, which is funny, because my wife and I were very white, and we take them shopping with us, like, that's food stores, but like to... [SPEAKER_08]: You know, when your wife is white, but you, um, question fair.
[SPEAKER_09]: She is German Irish or she's like, but I'll take my little dog and we put him in the cart in a bag and he's like the sweetest dog ever. [SPEAKER_09]: He doesn't make a noise. [SPEAKER_09]: Ever is cutting him like in the stores of falling over all these women. [SPEAKER_09]: A black lady's like, Oh, cute dog. [SPEAKER_09]: And she went to the pet him and he just slid back into the cart. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, God. [SPEAKER_08]: He's your dog white.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: He's a white dog. [SPEAKER_09]: He's like, look at it. [SPEAKER_08]: You know, I don't see the video. [SPEAKER_08]: It's like people that are scared of dogs compared to people that aren't scared of dogs and it's like a compilation video of a dude walking around is he's got a big ass dog and he just walks around.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a really well behaved dog doesn't bark or anything doesn't jump doesn't like make sudden movements in public like literally just walks next to his owner and there's like the group that sprints away and screams and then the other group that goes up and is like, Oh my god, your dog is so cute. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, do you ever see this video? [SPEAKER_09]: Jay foretailed that tortoise that attack splashed. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's the white shoes alone. [SPEAKER_09]: So funny.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's like headbutting black shoes. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I mean, I don't ever saw this. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if I could find it. [SPEAKER_09]: Talk on my side. [SPEAKER_09]: That was pretty funny. [SPEAKER_06]: The Alex Jones thing, I don't know, and in saying them out about this, but Owen Schroier left and forwards, and he alleges that it was because Alex Jones had told him to quit taking such a pessimistic note to the Trump administration.
[SPEAKER_06]: And really, I think Owen Schroier's a bit of a clown. [SPEAKER_06]: But I haven't seen a lot of taste of his that I thought wrong or stupid. [SPEAKER_06]: He's just kind of like in this group of people that begged and pleaded for people to vote for Trump and then as soon as he gets in doing things that he predictably said he would do now he's have bars or more switch like okay you're in the right position regardless but it's just these people are so driven by emotions but anyways.
[SPEAKER_06]: Alex Jones, I think, got a call at one point. [SPEAKER_06]: And now that Owen Schroer's kind of stepping out of line, he decided he wanted to go. [SPEAKER_06]: And I think they're kind of both using this to their own advantage. [SPEAKER_06]: Because now you're seeing Alex Jones make a spectacle out of it. [SPEAKER_06]: And then, of course, Owen Schroer starts to go fund me.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it's really just like E drama that these people who quit their day jobs decide they need a paycheck. [SPEAKER_06]: So they're going to act like little girls on the internet. [SPEAKER_06]: And they're going to play it up to get more clicks and to get more Elon bucks. [SPEAKER_06]: That's what my [SPEAKER_06]: The whole take on it. [SPEAKER_09]: What do you start to go for me for? [SPEAKER_06]: To start his own show. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not even getting.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. [SPEAKER_08]: You know the crazy part. [SPEAKER_08]: You know the crazy part. [SPEAKER_08]: They're going. [SPEAKER_08]: He's going to make money for it. [SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: He's going to be able to put out his own show. [SPEAKER_08]: We do. [SPEAKER_08]: And that's a crazy part. [SPEAKER_08]: We're doing this wrong voice. [SPEAKER_08]: We got to infiltrate a show.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then pitch in mode and be the opposite, the devil's advocate of everything the main host does. [SPEAKER_08]: And then get asked to leave, create and go find me and then start the show over here. [SPEAKER_08]: That's what we have done in the first place. [SPEAKER_09]: We got Sam on Rogan. [SPEAKER_09]: That's what we have to do. [SPEAKER_09]: Sandy's going to be talking about gay archeology, whatever he does. [SPEAKER_09]: And then we got to get him there and bring some shit.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I'm just going to play Runescape. [SPEAKER_09]: No, we see that. [SPEAKER_09]: I even know what that game is. [SPEAKER_09]: Well, that's not going to get you on Rogan. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, Sam. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to kick goblins. [SPEAKER_11]: This is what I do now. [SPEAKER_09]: When are you going to kill yourself? [SPEAKER_09]: When are you going to kill yourself? [SPEAKER_09]: When is it common?
[SPEAKER_09]: When is it when is he going when's the eventual mental breakdown? [SPEAKER_11]: Just did it and then got transported back to lumberage. [SPEAKER_09]: No, no, I mean real life when are you going to. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it's coming. [SPEAKER_09]: It's coming. [SPEAKER_11]: It's coming. [SPEAKER_09]: It's doing on stream. [SPEAKER_09]: It's all we ask. [SPEAKER_09]: We should make that a Patreon. [SPEAKER_09]: Sandhame himself.
[SPEAKER_02]: You want the Patreon exclusive of live footage in England. [SPEAKER_02]: Subscribe. [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, who said, hey, we can take a vote on why I do it or how I do it. [SPEAKER_06]: You know, I was wearing a hat and I don't know where I put it. [SPEAKER_06]: I was holding my daughter earlier and my hat rolled down and fell on her face. [SPEAKER_06]: I felt kind of bad. [SPEAKER_06]: So you have no idea where it's at. [SPEAKER_06]: I love it. [SPEAKER_06]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was thinking about getting a small hat, like, you know, just that. [SPEAKER_06]: That way, maybe I could try on all my adventures by just crying and being a victim all the time. [SPEAKER_06]: That's kind of what I think is happening with a, oh, oh, and Troyer, his whole case where, uh, [SPEAKER_06]: He claimed to be the most canceled person I've ever met or something like that and that he was jailed for speech, but it's just he's so wrong about this.
[SPEAKER_06]: He disrupted a Senate hearing and then got like a slap on the wrist. [SPEAKER_06]: You can look up like these are easy court documents to find. [SPEAKER_06]: He got deferred prosecution agreement because he stormed into a Senate hearing. [SPEAKER_06]: I can't remember exactly what it was. [SPEAKER_06]: I think it was over the Trump impeachment and then he interrupted it. [SPEAKER_06]: They threw him out of there.
[SPEAKER_06]: He got a sweetheart deal that literally just said, like, don't act like an asshole at the Capitol and you have to do like a little bit of community service and we'll leave you alone. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, what he couldn't help, these kind of dumbasses can't help themselves and what he did is he went to the Capitol on January six and acted like an asshole and then when he got arrested for it, he cried after his lawyer. [SPEAKER_06]: They knew this.
[SPEAKER_06]: He signed the deferred prosecution agreement where he just had to do a community service and act like an ass on the Capitol, but he could not do it. [SPEAKER_06]: So then now as soon as he goes and acts like an asshole at the Capitol on January six, and all of a sudden he's a political prisoner. [SPEAKER_06]: No, you're retarded. [SPEAKER_06]: That's it. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, and choreo. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, and choreo.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: He has a lot of good takes, but I'm just saying, like, people who act like they were like these giant victims. [SPEAKER_06]: A lot of times, just people stepping on their own dick and then complaining about the consequences of it. [SPEAKER_06]: And that's exactly what happened. [SPEAKER_09]: Absolutely. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: Hold on. [SPEAKER_09]: I got this video. [SPEAKER_09]: You guys want to see it. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: Play it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Play it. [SPEAKER_09]: It's very funny. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, oh. [SPEAKER_02]: Just kidding. [SPEAKER_02]: Get the black one. [SPEAKER_02]: Get him. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it even went to one side. [SPEAKER_02]: That's so weird. [SPEAKER_09]: Now he's throwing those nuts up. [SPEAKER_09]: Throw those nuts up. [SPEAKER_09]: That's it. [SPEAKER_09]: So whatever you put on a black sock. [SPEAKER_09]: It's gonna attack you. [SPEAKER_11]: You go after it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Why would that be any different than the black duct tape he just had around his foot? [SPEAKER_11]: You dumb ass. [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, you motherfucker. [SPEAKER_06]: I thought you were a fucking chew. [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, I'm sorry. [SPEAKER_02]: I was rude to him. [SPEAKER_06]: I was rude to him. [SPEAKER_06]: I was rude to him. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, why don't you go die and ruin escape again. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm doing it. [SPEAKER_11]: Look where I'm going.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know what this game is. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, fucking nobody fucking knows. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, they do. [SPEAKER_11]: In the comics, do you know what this is? [SPEAKER_09]: I hope everybody calls you just gay and you should end it. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm doing it now. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm running into the wilderness. [SPEAKER_09]: No, for real not in my world. [SPEAKER_11]: That's coming next. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm practicing. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I found it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think you highlighted this comment earlier where Eddie said get on Tim cast. [SPEAKER_06]: I won't say that word because I know YouTube probably wouldn't like it. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and yeah, and branch off from there. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, exactly. [SPEAKER_06]: We could all probably get there. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_09]: We've all shit on Temple quite heavily. [SPEAKER_09]: They just did. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh yeah, I'm Twitter search.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've probably had too many viral tweets making fun of Temple to ever get on there. [SPEAKER_06]: But if I did, I would make sure I burn that bridge as loudly and brightly as possible. [SPEAKER_06]: And just make sure that every, I want to make sure every single comment, like, either hates me or loves me. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, there was a, when Milo Yine opposite his return to the internet, he went on to him whole first.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it was like two hours of him just interrupting him every two seconds. [SPEAKER_04]: And I read one of the comments and said, this was so liberating to watch Milo just plough the time and every chance. [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, oh my god, yes. [SPEAKER_09]: Dude, Tim pulled things. [SPEAKER_09]: He's like Clark Kent with the beanie. [SPEAKER_09]: He's like, well, I wear for protection and like, bro, we know what you look like without the beer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, what are you talking about? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: We see your face. [SPEAKER_08]: I think he would look better if he just shaved his head. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I don't understand. [SPEAKER_08]: I don't understand that a little bit of hair. [SPEAKER_08]: Like, just shave it. [SPEAKER_08]: Go bald and brace bald and be bald, dude. [SPEAKER_08]: Be bald, be bald. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's what we say on this show. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just be proud.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's a guy like you hesitate to let it go, but once you let it go, it's like, oh, no, this is actually pretty awesome. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, I don't have to worry about it. [SPEAKER_06]: Now I'm like, oh, you can make sure my head shaved like every other day so that way it looks smooth and [SPEAKER_09]: You know, you're, you're way more ball than I am. [SPEAKER_09]: I had slight thinning right here, and I was like, it's gone buzzing it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not even going to start this route. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to say an asshole. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm just going to buzz my head and wear a hat. [SPEAKER_02]: He really had to fight it for like, thirty years due. [SPEAKER_02]: And he still has hair on his head. [SPEAKER_02]: He's just going to. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's bought middle. [SPEAKER_09]: That's where my dad is. [SPEAKER_09]: I saw a kid at the gym. [SPEAKER_09]: He had to be like in his twenties and he was wearing a hat.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm in the locker room and he takes his hat off and he is just horseshoe ball like a shit ton of hair. [SPEAKER_09]: But ball ball like Kyle ball and I'm like, bro, let it go. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, buzz it dude. [SPEAKER_09]: You're twenty five. [SPEAKER_09]: It's over. [SPEAKER_09]: You can't enter dude. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no, you ain't getting it back. [SPEAKER_06]: There's some [SPEAKER_06]: My, I think it's my step that's brother. [SPEAKER_06]: He wears a hat all the time.
[SPEAKER_06]: He looks super young. [SPEAKER_06]: And then I remember I saw him taste have off like, oh my god, he just went from like, twenty eight to fucking fifty two. [SPEAKER_06]: But yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: There's ever piss you off like you're like, oh my hair started to thin. [SPEAKER_08]: I had to start shaving it earlier. [SPEAKER_08]: And then you have people like typo that doesn't just air at all. [SPEAKER_08]: And it's just like, [SPEAKER_08]: a crazy fucking.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's it's infuriating. [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, my grandfalt guys. [SPEAKER_06]: I hate my hair. [SPEAKER_08]: It's so curly. [SPEAKER_06]: My grandfathers died at sixty nine with a full head of hair. [SPEAKER_06]: Nice. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure he didn't lose anything like full hairline, everything. [SPEAKER_06]: And it was like, it was essentially salt and pepper and look good. [SPEAKER_06]: And my dad, same deal.
[SPEAKER_06]: He has like the bald spot up top and then starting to go back a little bit right here. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what it is, but it seems like more people in like our generation are like balding sooner. [SPEAKER_06]: And then I think like some guys in Gen Z, they're definitely balding sooner. [SPEAKER_06]: It's the final classics. [SPEAKER_06]: You can't do it. [SPEAKER_08]: I don't have classics. [SPEAKER_08]: Testosterone's had an all-time low like.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, not my baby. [SPEAKER_09]: It's like over two thousand. [SPEAKER_00]: That's a fucking objective dude. [SPEAKER_09]: There you go. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so strong though. [SPEAKER_09]: It's awesome. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, do I sweat sometimes for no reason? [SPEAKER_09]: Sure. [SPEAKER_09]: But I get put up to sixty five pretty easily. [SPEAKER_09]: That's awesome. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I've been working, I've been working back into it, and I've finally, like, I've never been good at incline bench, and I've finally put it up, one, thirty-five on incline bench, like, easy. [SPEAKER_08]: I had it feel so good. [SPEAKER_08]: So fucking good. [SPEAKER_08]: I'm forty-five on each side. [SPEAKER_08]: Get to the two-pake bench, Lucy. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I do. [SPEAKER_06]: That's crazy. [SPEAKER_06]: That's crazy. [SPEAKER_09]: I do that on incline.
[SPEAKER_09]: What are you talking about? [SPEAKER_06]: I'll do two, twenty-five for like three to five reps. [SPEAKER_06]: And then for bench, my bench is actually going really well. [SPEAKER_06]: I'll usually do three, fifteen for one rep and then go to eighty five for three to five reps for two sets and then finish off the set with like two bench to twenty five for like ten twelve reps. [SPEAKER_06]: That's my bench workout. [SPEAKER_08]: Hey, I broke my collarbone, fucked up my shoulders.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was, it took a while to get back into chest stuff. [SPEAKER_08]: So now I'm finally feeling good. [SPEAKER_08]: I'm feeling good. [SPEAKER_08]: Maybe I said it like a chest up on purpose. [SPEAKER_08]: Sure. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I don't know. [SPEAKER_09]: It's Trump dead. [SPEAKER_09]: What's up? [SPEAKER_09]: It's like, well, it didn't subject me as a expert. [SPEAKER_06]: What the hell happened with his press conference today? [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't pay attention.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it looked like it happened, but I'm just, I mean, I thought, you know, Trump's alive. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how his status of his health is. [SPEAKER_02]: That's been debated the last few days. [SPEAKER_02]: But he did go like a week or a week and a half about like public appearance and cancel some of his press conferences. [SPEAKER_02]: So a bunch of people in the left were like getting a little, we're going to a little experience on the hand.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the bruise on the hand was caught. [SPEAKER_02]: So, I mean, dude, this guy's like, is he like, seventy nine or eighty years old? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he's already passed. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he's already passed the average life expectancy. [SPEAKER_06]: People, people showed a picture of him and he looked like shit. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, he's fucking seventy nine. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, what are you guys really surprised? [SPEAKER_06]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he's seventy nine. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, no matter who you are, when you're seventy nine years old, it's probably likely you're no like shit unless your name's Sammy Hagar. [SPEAKER_06]: That's I'm sorry also like in the most stressful position possible in the world Yeah, I mean Trump still has like a full head of hair like he looks good for his age But though when you show a picture of him and he looks like shit I'm not gonna be like oh my god look he's dying.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm like no he's old [SPEAKER_06]: He's fucking old. [SPEAKER_06]: He's a year older than the average life expectancy for men in the U.S. [SPEAKER_06]: Once again, when you get that old, you're going to look like shit. [SPEAKER_06]: And if he croaked tomorrow, I'd be like, okay, well, okay. [SPEAKER_06]: It would be shocking for his age, but it would be shocking for, like, this. [SPEAKER_02]: And like what that means and what the impacts of that would mean.
[SPEAKER_02]: But like, you know, like, yeah, he probably had some sort of health issue that he was taking care of or something. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: He just took, I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe he was tired. [SPEAKER_02]: One take a week off. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I don't fucking know. [SPEAKER_02]: So I didn't really think it was that big of a deal.
[SPEAKER_02]: But every time I got on Twitter the last like few days, that's what everyone was talking about was like, [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, where's Trump? [SPEAKER_02]: Where's Trump? [SPEAKER_02]: He's like, you know, sick or dying or something. [SPEAKER_02]: And they just want to know so bad. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm trying to willing to exist. [SPEAKER_08]: And it wouldn't even be the same body doubles that the Biden that Biden got.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like they're like, all right, maybe we'll get you a body double. [SPEAKER_09]: It's body. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, this is what you think of the mobile. [SPEAKER_09]: We continue to throw a baby. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, of course. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, well, it does. [SPEAKER_02]: It does appear. [SPEAKER_02]: He came on his press conference and he seems to be like going to send National Guard in Chicago.
[SPEAKER_02]: And this is like a pretty big deal because I mean, at least for me, my state, I'm from Illinois, but JB Pritzker is running for governor again and he's been going all around and he's making this like a center of his
[SPEAKER_02]: campaign rhetoric is like we don't need Trump he's just going to send troops in the authoritarian government president all this stuff and but there was a press conference that there's the mayor of Chicago Pritzker and I don't know who the other person was but they're like you know standing together against this tyrannical regime and there was like a miss I don't know I think it was a miss quote or a miss step from the Chicago mayor but they
[SPEAKER_02]: He said it was weird, but it was like in an eight second clip, I saw, and he basically said that the shootings will continue in Chicago. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we know that. [SPEAKER_02]: And I obviously will. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think he meant, I don't know what he's meant by that. [SPEAKER_08]: But I, everyone, the shooting I'll continue and tell it morality.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I think people are largely done with like the liberalization of cities and the suspect where crime can just run rampant. [SPEAKER_06]: You can have homeless drug addicts everywhere and you're just supposed to accept it. [SPEAKER_06]: That's a way of life. [SPEAKER_06]: Like I think [SPEAKER_06]: I don't see that many people other than like my left-leaning friends kind of losing their mind over the National Guard being deployed to cities.
[SPEAKER_06]: I do have some reservations about it because I am skeptical of what the Trump administration will do domestically, but I think overall if this is intended is like, hey, we just we have to restore order and some fashion because we're not going to let our greatest cities just burn anymore then I'm kind of like [SPEAKER_06]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Some needs to be done.
[SPEAKER_06]: You just can't let major cities like this that are known to be like the greatest signs of civilization that we've ever had in all of human history. [SPEAKER_06]: You just can't let them be like that. [SPEAKER_06]: Like something has to be done. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so then and you know, the thing is just like, you know, this could just be like a fan date and then right in the National Park they were pulled out.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it really up to the Chicago P.D. [SPEAKER_02]: or Paul tin police. [SPEAKER_02]: So whatever city they have to be the ones that take up the mantle and like keep the order. [SPEAKER_02]: But if like I don't really know what the goal is here, like are you going there and stop crime and then like pull out the National Guard and things just go back to normal like what [SPEAKER_02]: you know, there's no change. [SPEAKER_02]: Man, it's going to happen at these police departments.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I don't really understand like, I just don't understand the goal here. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, yeah, it's going to stop crying. [SPEAKER_02]: Wow. [SPEAKER_02]: They're not going to show. [SPEAKER_09]: All that's going to happen is they're going to be there. [SPEAKER_09]: It's going to go down and they're going to leave. [SPEAKER_09]: It's going to go right back up. [SPEAKER_09]: Like that's what happens all the time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's what I see happening and like don't be wrong. [SPEAKER_02]: Like that stuff is stopping and that free period of time is good. [SPEAKER_02]: Like I don't think that stuff should continue. [SPEAKER_02]: But I just don't see what the goal is from this administration. [SPEAKER_02]: Like is it just a show that you can make this stop? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really understand.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I have no idea hey Sam you're Mike right cuz you're just talking to somebody I hate him so much like what do you talk? [SPEAKER_11]: I know like days he was the echo the whole time yes Yeah, I thought it was me no
[SPEAKER_09]: uh... well down he wins mayor new york you're gonna see i think are she's definitely going to want out to be a plama when he wins yeah you're gonna see so many like businesses of like or millionaires leave new york city like what this guy and that's gonna even get worse which i even know i didn't know it was possible but it's definitely worse the york city yeah yeah i think the i think the big it's kind of what kyle san earlier the biggest problem i have about
[SPEAKER_08]: the national guard thing is anything that we justify Trump using now. [SPEAKER_08]: And this probably like the end cap like side of my brain that is still there exists deep down somewhere is like anything that use now against these people they will inevitably use later against us. [SPEAKER_08]: And I think that's just my only thing. [SPEAKER_09]: But what are they going to say though, Luke?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, let's get into these quiet white suburbs and get these people back in order. [SPEAKER_08]: Like, what does it get into school students? [SPEAKER_08]: They're just going to make it up. [SPEAKER_08]: That's all I have to do. [SPEAKER_08]: They just make it up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I like like when when Bush when Bush the first Bush sent the National Court, he sent the fucking Marine Corps when during the LA riots, you know, he sent the Marine Corps in. [SPEAKER_02]: But there was like a natural mission like they had a purpose and it was like, hey, you're going to have some gangs and these gangs or they're literally wearing colors. [SPEAKER_02]: They're waving colors.
[SPEAKER_02]: They have flags and colors that are associated with them. [SPEAKER_02]: And, you know, that is what they're doing. [SPEAKER_02]: They're targeting these groups. [SPEAKER_02]: You know, just sitting in the National Garden and like have a patrol or stop Eddie crime for a certain amount of time. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, what is the goal? [SPEAKER_02]: Like, what is the goal in that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, yeah, you stop crime for a little bit, but the goal should be to make it stop internally. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, this should stop forever. [SPEAKER_02]: And it doesn't seem like there's an actual goal here. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just like a grandstand. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm showing you that I can do this and like don't be wrong.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like the fact that order is being restored to places, but there is no order, but at the same time, like it needs to be on a [SPEAKER_02]: a longer time frame, like a down the line that has to solve the problem in the future, not to solve the problem for a certain amount. [SPEAKER_06]: This seems to be with it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, this seems to be emblematic of a lot of what the Trump administration does, where it's like very optic, like very good optic victories and some respects like yes. [SPEAKER_06]: So Trump Newton meeting is good optics. [SPEAKER_06]: The ceasefire and Gaza good optics when Trump says that he ended all of these wars, even though like most of the wars that he allegedly ended, it was usually like some work around bullshit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Really good optics sending a national garden for his base is really good optics. [SPEAKER_06]: But we're not really striking the route here, right? [SPEAKER_06]: And shutting down USAID, good optics, but though it's just got folded into the state department now. [SPEAKER_06]: So I mean, it's still doing all the same exact things that it was before, but it's just now under the state department.
[SPEAKER_06]: So like some of this, and I'm not saying that like nothing good is happening. [SPEAKER_06]: What I'm saying is just like, [SPEAKER_06]: We're putting a lot of band aids on, you know, horrible, horrible snake bites. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, really what probably needs to happen is like, hey, we're going to send a national garden here. [SPEAKER_06]: We're going to eliminate all the gangs and then we're going to show the police force how to deal with this.
[SPEAKER_06]: And we're going to essentially make sure that JB Pritzker or whatever Democratic mayor is running or governor. [SPEAKER_06]: We're going to do everything we can to make sure he loses and then we're going to get our guy in and then he's going to take it over and then we're going to completely ignore the courts if they have an issue with any of this because we have to do something. [SPEAKER_06]: We're not going to let our cities just rot away like this.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the only way to do it. [SPEAKER_06]: And I know that's, you know, it's just essentially saying, just draw the fucking owl, but yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And I kind of greet you and I might be a little biased because I would love to see them just go after the Democratic establishment in mind.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I would just want them to like, you know, like, hey, you, like, literally like, chaos opposed you're letting like a legal to do this or that I don't care what I actually don't even care what the justification is. [SPEAKER_02]: Just make it a good one. [SPEAKER_02]: So it sticks in the media. [SPEAKER_02]: and then arrest these people.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have to make a public show in punishment at the crime of, you can't just let people, these can't let this happen in your state anymore. [SPEAKER_02]: You can't have this happen in your city anymore. [SPEAKER_02]: I actually have punishments for what they've done to us. [SPEAKER_02]: If that's not happening, it's just a show. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even go to Chicago. [SPEAKER_02]: I like Chicago when I go there. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a problem with it all that much.
[SPEAKER_02]: But when it comes to politics, it pisses me off. [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, okay, Cole, I like this comment a lot and I've gotten libertarians that are youth me left and right and I still call myself a libertarian, but like you need some kind of authoritarianism right now because we're not dealing with people who even understand the concept of libertarianism.
[SPEAKER_06]: They don't understand radical individualism in the way that you and I that us on this panel do where it's like, no, we can take care of ourselves, we can take care of our families. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we're forging our path forward to the best of our abilities. [SPEAKER_06]: These people are literally looking out for their own interests and they want to use this country as an economic zone to make their family rich back into another country.
[SPEAKER_06]: And if they get in trouble in this country, they will flee to that other country where if we get in trouble, any of us here on this panel, we have nowhere else to go. [SPEAKER_06]: Right. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, this is our home. [SPEAKER_06]: We don't get to say, oh, I'm going to go back to Poland. [SPEAKER_06]: Adam's going to go back to Israel. [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, Italy. [SPEAKER_06]: He might just cry. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm kidding. [SPEAKER_06]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_06]: But literally, we don't have very well to go. [SPEAKER_06]: So like, [SPEAKER_06]: We want our country to actually be somewhere that's livable and nice. [SPEAKER_06]: Like when I think about my daughter, I think about this a lot now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that like I want the world to be somewhere that she would like to live in where her purchasing power goes somewhere and she doesn't have to go into the city and be like, there's really strange people that just aren't manorly towards me everywhere I go.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, so [SPEAKER_06]: Whatever needs to be done, if it's going to hurt some people's feelings, okay, if it's going to hurt libertarians' feelings, I'm more than okay with that because I think some people need to be kind of shaken into reality and be like, look, we're not living in like good times anymore.
[SPEAKER_06]: This isn't the nineties, despite what people think, like, this country's going into... No matter how many relationships you make, no matter how many things you make, it's not the nineties. [SPEAKER_08]: I also think we're talking about, like, [SPEAKER_08]: I like from sticking it to like the the Democrat.
[SPEAKER_08]: People as a whole and there's one thing I saw Gavin news some last week he was talking about because there was that other shooting that happened and what was it Michigan or Minnesota. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, that was Minnesota.
[SPEAKER_08]: Minnesota so they were talking it was about that and they're like we got to do something about this gun violence and whatever going off about that and he was like well if you look at the states with the highest gun crime rate it's Republican states and it's like the easiest thing that Trump could do the easiest thing that Trump could do could just stick it to the establishment. [SPEAKER_08]: It's the black black and no a crime that he is Republican states.
[SPEAKER_08]: I care about the blacks. [SPEAKER_10]: I like the blacks. [SPEAKER_09]: He's right. [SPEAKER_09]: But also the thing with national and guard, too, is like type of set earlier. [SPEAKER_09]: When I was a rookie, we had to just, they just sent us to the projects and like we rotated like the five products in downtown. [SPEAKER_09]: So like every three months. [SPEAKER_09]: And for those three months, that one project would just go down and crime drastically.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, it was to go up. [SPEAKER_09]: And then we'd leave that one, go different one. [SPEAKER_09]: And that one would just left right back up because there's no presence there. [SPEAKER_09]: You need it every day or you need just absolutely crack skulls. [SPEAKER_09]: Like there's no in between. [SPEAKER_11]: I wonder why that is. [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, guys, I don't think you're taking this very seriously. [SPEAKER_02]: What would you, what would you suggest?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I apologize. [SPEAKER_11]: We're in skate right now. [SPEAKER_02]: What would you suggest that we do this all the crime in the cities? [SPEAKER_11]: More Asians. [SPEAKER_06]: More Asians. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, even the drones have stood up for and got cheered for it. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, as you say, Asians don't really commit that much crime, though. [SPEAKER_11]: We've got to arm over. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's how you solve it.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_06]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_06]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_06]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_11]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_11]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_03]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_11]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_11]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_11]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_11]: That's how you solve it. [SPEAKER_11]: That's how you solve it.
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[SPEAKER_11]: This is what the Democrats don't want you to know, is that you can solve the current problem overnight with an army of Koreans. [SPEAKER_08]: Now, we're not bringing the Hancheese. [SPEAKER_08]: That's crazy. [SPEAKER_02]: Because before the show started, Koreans, before the show started, we were talking about repealing the Civil Rights Act and like another trail of tears and I didn't really know anything. [SPEAKER_06]: You said talking about the wooden doors and the showers.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: Sam was going to deep before the show. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, like yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: Why all the shoes? [SPEAKER_09]: Nothing else. [SPEAKER_08]: I love that talk. [SPEAKER_08]: There's no gold or silver teeth, but I don't know what happened. [SPEAKER_08]: Why they're just miles alone. [SPEAKER_02]: Why have they burned lives? [SPEAKER_02]: Why ever? [SPEAKER_02]: Why do our coins have ridges on it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like it's so weird. [SPEAKER_07]: Can we talk about the meme that's been blowing up the last two days. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, we should play that commercial. [SPEAKER_02]: Can we play trailers on show. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, no, we're getting trouble with trailers. [SPEAKER_08]: Yes. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's like it's annoying because they might like we might win the appeal, but then they're going to pull the episode down.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's going to be a whole thing and then I don't want to do all that. [SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_08]: What's the basis of it? [SPEAKER_08]: She's she's just a reddit like investigator of insale groups or something like that. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, basically. [SPEAKER_02]: I think she worked for the FBI. [SPEAKER_02]: I believe and her whole job is like counter terrorism and the terrorist in America or white supremacy. [SPEAKER_09]: Of course they are.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're targeting [SPEAKER_02]: Minority. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like an apple. [SPEAKER_02]: Apple TV show. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: But anyways, yeah, basically it's these extremist terrorist Nazi groups and they're targeting minorities and her job is to infiltrate them online and gain their trust and try to figure out like what they're planning.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're planning something big, which makes it seem like they're going to blow something up or something like that. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but everyone's been taking that picture of her, like, looking at the computer and making memes about it. [SPEAKER_02]: And that's what that is, is her, like, you know, everyone makes her like dumb, like, she's like, they keep asking me, like, what, what I had for breakfast, but I had breakfast this morning. [SPEAKER_08]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here. [SPEAKER_08]: Here. [SPEAKER_08]: I just shared one. [SPEAKER_08]: This one's good. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like it's taken off. [SPEAKER_02]: There's like a wrap down and it goes in a bunch of different directions, but they're good. [SPEAKER_02]: It's been pretty good. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it is fine. [SPEAKER_02]: But it's just great one. [SPEAKER_08]: It was like, oh my God, they made me a meme. [SPEAKER_02]: My question is like, who is this this for?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like only from one Democrat. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like the girl boss feminist women like I feel like specifically white women because like I don't know I don't I don't think minorities are gonna look at this and be like wow white girl savior is coming from the FBI is coming to rescue me in the whites. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna see push of this fucking juicelop dude. [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy [SPEAKER_02]: It's just, it's so bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, this might have been, like, that was, that's propaganda for, like, twenty-twenty. [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, we're in twenty-five now. [SPEAKER_02]: It's cool. [SPEAKER_09]: They keep trying, though, push it. [SPEAKER_09]: Like, I was watching this documentary series my wife about like drugs, but then she's like, it's called traffic. [SPEAKER_09]: I think. [SPEAKER_09]: but he's like a bunch of, she covered a bunch of investigative journalism district.
[SPEAKER_09]: And one of the two episodes in a row was like, one was like militias in the United States. [SPEAKER_09]: Of course, who do you think they were talking about? [SPEAKER_09]: Just white dudes are like, I want to protect my land. [SPEAKER_09]: No, you're pretty racist. [SPEAKER_09]: And the other one was also also like about like the rise of like the cake and cake like organizations that I'm like, they don't exist. [SPEAKER_09]: Like they're just not there.
[SPEAKER_09]: But these keep going forward. [SPEAKER_09]: And like, and to the type, keep starting and turning and turning and turning the other way. [SPEAKER_09]: In fact, the boy put out the more of us are like, hmm, fuck you. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think it's seen like a public appearance from like people dressed up in white robes like the KKK. [SPEAKER_02]: Like I, is that even happening in American nowadays? [SPEAKER_02]: Like I literally have not seen anything.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have an old co-worker who has a helmet with a swastika that says white power on it. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm not even kidding. [SPEAKER_06]: He's I want to say he's sixty now. [SPEAKER_06]: So he's he's pretty old but good dude. [SPEAKER_06]: I bought a treadmill off him and I've been over to his house. [SPEAKER_06]: Beautiful house out in the middle of nowhere. [SPEAKER_06]: Eight acres probably half a million dollar house.
[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, we've heard that's what's going to happen. [SPEAKER_06]: No, no, he, uh, he's pretty like boomerish. [SPEAKER_06]: I remember, uh, with the hell, I stopped by my old job the one. [SPEAKER_06]: They just to see everybody. [SPEAKER_06]: And he said, uh, the rainians in the Chinese are coming on my call. [SPEAKER_06]: Jesus Christ. [SPEAKER_06]: Boomers down. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: They also believe in me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: I video that you show them. [SPEAKER_06]: Uh-huh. [SPEAKER_08]: Any A. I've been going to have that a look. [SPEAKER_06]: Yep. [SPEAKER_08]: Every single one. [SPEAKER_08]: Every single one. [SPEAKER_08]: He's got a white power helmet with a shlask on the side and still thinks Israel's our greatest ally. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: That is the worst of both worlds. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I know dude. [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so bad. [SPEAKER_02]: Like there's a guy at my job and he shows me a video and I'm like it's like it's got like four likes on Facebook Reels and he's like look at this and it's like clearly AI and like do this is like literally the fakeest thing I've ever seen. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so how do you know it's fake? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like dude. [SPEAKER_02]: Just I don't even like explain this. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know for starters that person has eight fingers on one hand.
[SPEAKER_09]: So we're gonna start with that. [SPEAKER_09]: We'll go from there. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: Well, it's like, you know, there's all these stories in, you know, human history of like vampires or things that look human but aren't quite human and bad twiders. [SPEAKER_08]: Is that what it's called? [SPEAKER_08]: Can't, yeah, uncanny valley. [SPEAKER_08]: And so that's, I mean, that's literally what I see AI. [SPEAKER_08]: It's like, there's something off it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it's AI. [SPEAKER_08]: Like almost immediately my mind doesn't. [SPEAKER_08]: And these people. [SPEAKER_08]: Hey. [SPEAKER_08]: Whoa. [SPEAKER_09]: Don't care if that's a I play that right now. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it is a I and she's selling only she is selling only fans are you sure that's not some indeed, but it's probably an indeed this is an AI this is not a real woman.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's actually probably harder to tell when it's smaller like this [SPEAKER_11]: That's pretty good for AI. [SPEAKER_09]: It's not like that. [SPEAKER_11]: It's pretty damn good for AI. [SPEAKER_11]: I know that you have to look at it. [SPEAKER_09]: Absolutely. [SPEAKER_09]: That's that's that's obvious. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, there's like a lot of sharks. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there's a lot of shark ones.
[SPEAKER_06]: I see and usually they don't like the sharks will breach out of the water. [SPEAKER_06]: And the way you can usually tell say, I, is that like their mouths, they're like jaws will must separate from their face when they go to bite. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, okay, yeah, that's fake.
[SPEAKER_09]: I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one,
[SPEAKER_06]: It could be pretty convincing if you don't know that's not convincing. [SPEAKER_09]: Look at this shit and the caption. [SPEAKER_09]: And the caption is liberals need a little less of me. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God, fuck with someone's kid. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm like, bro, this is AI. [SPEAKER_06]: You remember this kind of mindset. [SPEAKER_06]: The old boomer cringe. [SPEAKER_06]: There's a copypasta.
[SPEAKER_06]: of like the picture was it was like a tattooed bicep in a helmet and allegedly it was a marine who punched a college professor and because the college professor was saying something about god i'm like this is just like the cringiest shit in the world like only boom or there was the one you as you as there was one that always got posted it was like [SPEAKER_08]: US Marine beats the shit out of flashy black guy at a outside brawl or something like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it was literally, it was from the movie Never Backdown. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: It was the last second main character. [SPEAKER_08]: It was just not the shot. [SPEAKER_08]: It was like one of the extra supporting way off in the background. [SPEAKER_08]: And so when it gets posted, everyone's while gets posted and just fucking sent to goddamn everywhere. [SPEAKER_08]: And it's like US Marine beats to shit out of flashy black guy that wants to do flips and stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it was like, oh, hey, I hate when that video gets posted. [SPEAKER_08]: It's so annoying. [SPEAKER_07]: It's like it's from a little C tier movie, probably D tier movie. [SPEAKER_09]: They're all so all the ones on the corner by the bypass where I live just doing the no king's protests every weekend every week. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh yeah, and it's all old boomer whites that's all it is. [SPEAKER_09]: with like, no fascist, like, I should need to go on like, we're a bucks county.
[SPEAKER_09]: Shut the fuck up, it's all white people. [SPEAKER_09]: The fuck is this four? [SPEAKER_02]: I know dude, I know. [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that was bad. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I know what next time I'm gonna film it, I'll play on the show. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm gonna film one as a drive by as a y'all. [SPEAKER_02]: I think they have pro abortion protest in Illinois. [SPEAKER_02]: It's legal here. [SPEAKER_02]: It's still legal. [SPEAKER_02]: Like you can still do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like what are you doing? [SPEAKER_02]: They can't. [SPEAKER_02]: They got menopause. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's crazy. [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes you'll see pro-life people out there too, but most of the time it's literally organized by pro-abortion people and I'm like, why? [SPEAKER_02]: Like, go to Missouri or something, where it's illegal. [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't understand why it was here. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's crazy. [SPEAKER_09]: They were all out this whole weekend.
[SPEAKER_09]: So they were there Saturday, something, and Monday. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm like, it's the holiday. [SPEAKER_09]: Get off fucking light around there. [SPEAKER_09]: When it first started, honestly, there was a lot of people. [SPEAKER_09]: Now it's like, [SPEAKER_09]: Fifty less. [SPEAKER_09]: It's just doing everything every weekend. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'm going to fill in next time. [SPEAKER_09]: I guarantee Saturday will be back out there.
[SPEAKER_09]: I can't wait for just to start raining and fucking snowing to honestly now so they can't just do it. [SPEAKER_02]: I probably actually probably would just say in no kings is like such a boomer thing to it's like, okay, there's like no kings around. [SPEAKER_02]: What are you talking about? [SPEAKER_09]: I love my high gym shorts. [SPEAKER_09]: I love my high gym shorts. [SPEAKER_09]: The way I'm right now. [SPEAKER_09]: I was short gym shorts were like, that's gay.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was a bit the long baggy shorts and also you couldn't show your socks. [SPEAKER_09]: Now it's the opposite. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: It's an oil. [SPEAKER_11]: The eighteen nineties really loved it. [SPEAKER_11]: It's an original shut up bitch. [SPEAKER_11]: Okay. [SPEAKER_11]: But yeah, what are you doing Sam? [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you know, just hanging out. [SPEAKER_02]: He's wearing penguin pajama pants. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he gave up his life's over.
[SPEAKER_09]: He just gave up on life. [SPEAKER_11]: You're dude, you said it. [SPEAKER_09]: George just dancing right now. [SPEAKER_09]: You started to look like as many gold did. [SPEAKER_11]: Okay, now hold on. [SPEAKER_11]: My room is still clean. [SPEAKER_11]: Like I'm not. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, if I were just talking about, when you see someone in pajama pants in public, they usually smell like shit or look like they don't shower. [SPEAKER_11]: I don't do that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm in my own house. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I know you are. [SPEAKER_11]: No, I know you are, but yes, I agree with you. [SPEAKER_11]: I don't wear. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: There's just, you wear those like cookie monster ones and smell like weed everywhere you go. [SPEAKER_11]: The business that we're cooking monster pants in high school did ain't all. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, they were crazy. [SPEAKER_09]: Especially the white chick's eating high clothes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yep. [SPEAKER_09]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, hot, chill figures. [SPEAKER_02]: See, always. [SPEAKER_02]: That's all they ate at lunch.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dude, that's all they needed to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them to get them
[SPEAKER_08]: in Phoenix that smells like weed because there's and it's in the middle of the city and it's because there's dispensaries all around it and it just I drive by it at sixty five miles per hour it's probably actually fast in that probably like eighty miles per hour because it's Phoenix and for a good five minutes my entire truck smells like weed I'm like this is horrible that makes it look weird and I smoke weed [SPEAKER_09]: My wife is so lucky, like, naive.
[SPEAKER_09]: We drive by our weapon weed spell. [SPEAKER_09]: She's like, that guy gets free by a skunk. [SPEAKER_09]: I went, yep, skunk. [SPEAKER_02]: I think I don't even think it smells the same. [SPEAKER_02]: I think skunk is worse, but it doesn't depend on the type of weed. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I think weed smells worse from being honest. [SPEAKER_06]: I think a stand that fucking smell. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't wait. [SPEAKER_11]: It's not as bad as cigarettes. [SPEAKER_11]: I don't like it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there were like people that didn't understand this like when people smoke weed and like I don't have people not problem with people like if you're in your house and you want to get high like that's fine, but like marijuana smoke does permeate and it doesn't go away like a cigarette [SPEAKER_06]: usually hearing gone with like a minute or two, marijuana fucking stays around.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that's what I meant when I was talking about the carnival cruise Americans that came in with their impolite of the infected and just everything smelled like weed as soon as they open the door. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like [SPEAKER_06]: Like, and they had a fucking joint sitting in the center console, a fucking car. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, you guys have no shame, but not being embarrassed if I went out in public like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I get drunk and act like a retard, but I'm usually just like around my friends. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, if I acted that way in public, and once again, this, this even applies like alcohol. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, I don't want to see drunk people falling down all over the place. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, at a concert or something. [SPEAKER_06]: All right, whatever.
[SPEAKER_06]: But like, if you're just, if it's a midday and you're walking around, hammered drunk, it's, [SPEAKER_06]: All right, well, go home. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, we'll see. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we'll talk about the problems. [SPEAKER_09]: We're white and you have standards. [SPEAKER_09]: That's the problem. [SPEAKER_09]: So, yes. [SPEAKER_09]: Yes. [SPEAKER_09]: That's the issue. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: It's, it's so fucked up, man. [SPEAKER_06]: Also, trust, trustry again.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It's a cool. [SPEAKER_09]: It's like, yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: That's it. [SPEAKER_09]: I think that's my smoke now. [SPEAKER_07]: No, when you do it, when you just did it just now, I don't know. [SPEAKER_09]: Fucking gay. [SPEAKER_09]: I need a bike. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't drink. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't smoke weed anymore. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't do shit. [SPEAKER_09]: I got a rippinicotian at one of the gym. [SPEAKER_06]: I bought the most aggressive smelling stalks at Tiger Fitness sells.
[SPEAKER_06]: They were like thirty dollars for a bottle. [SPEAKER_06]: And I remember the first time I ever turned on my call, I'm a man. [SPEAKER_06]: I could take this. [SPEAKER_06]: I put it right up to my face and my eyes start watering. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, don't don't. [SPEAKER_06]: You just got to do that. [SPEAKER_09]: You just got to do the way you got it with a little whiff. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm telling you, you get a good one.
[SPEAKER_09]: You really feel like you could just take on like a hippo. [SPEAKER_09]: You're like, I can probably say that. [SPEAKER_06]: So I had a co-worker who when he was young, his parents gave him too many drugs and I fucked him up. [SPEAKER_06]: He used to be our lot of times drugs. [SPEAKER_06]: I forgot what kind of drugs it was, but he kind of talked about it all the time. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, I don't know what the exact drugs were like. [SPEAKER_02]: Do you have him?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's probably best. [SPEAKER_02]: Do that's what people around here sound like sometimes. [SPEAKER_06]: So I was I was walking up the people and given and putting the smelling salts in their face just like fucking around with them and I remember he He's walking I'm like hey go somewhere small this and he goes That's my shit [SPEAKER_09]: It's a big swing blade. [SPEAKER_09]: If it's fucking a speech about him. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: My dog shit in the shop the one day when I used to take her and I remember hearing him over there cutting up cardboard, because I just thought I'd dodge. [SPEAKER_09]: That's hilarious. [SPEAKER_06]: I know I'm such a terrible person. [SPEAKER_09]: Now it's funny. [SPEAKER_09]: No, it's fucking okay. [SPEAKER_06]: He got fired. [SPEAKER_06]: He got this same dude called one of our co-workers because he used to go to the massage parlor and. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, wait.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's happening this time of massage parlor. [SPEAKER_09]: I quit. [SPEAKER_06]: I think so it was in the back of an Asian restaurant. [SPEAKER_05]: And he called our one co-worker and said, hey, she won't answer my, you went to, hey, she won't answer my cash by sheer cards at work. [SPEAKER_05]: And then he was like, well, how do you know she's at work? [SPEAKER_05]: He said, I'm sitting in the park and looking at her with my binoculars.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's like, right now, we're talking about she's not here. [SPEAKER_09]: Was it on the fire? [SPEAKER_05]: Well, okay, so he did get fired because [SPEAKER_06]: He, I have a picture. [SPEAKER_06]: This is a fucking funny. [SPEAKER_06]: He got so clever because he's still changed out of people's cup, like, cup holders.
[SPEAKER_04]: He got so smart and he started vacuuming into the change of, and you'd see him in the back of the fucking shop pick of the change out of the fucking vacuum. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna picture him at the coin star dumping coins in. [SPEAKER_04]: He always used to put his hood up.
[SPEAKER_06]: So there's a picture of him with his hood up in like the work jacket standing in front of the court star machine and I put a I man a meme of it and I said use this one trick to make money customers hate him [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, uh, it was like the old, make it felt like the old ads about like how to get your dick bigger, whatever. [SPEAKER_06]: And yeah, yeah, he eventually got fired because he, he pulled his car up to our gas pump at our, at our, at our work.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he started stealing gas off the company and got caught. [SPEAKER_06]: And then you wouldn't hold on himself with our guard. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we got to cut this dude loose. [SPEAKER_06]: He worked. [SPEAKER_06]: But just like he would do shit like that all the time. [SPEAKER_06]: He'd constantly still change. [SPEAKER_06]: He'd swear customers and all I think. [SPEAKER_06]: I guess the lady would get out that some old lady, not old lady.
[SPEAKER_06]: Some like actually decent looking woman was bending over to get something out of her car and he was standing like right behind her when she was doing it. [SPEAKER_06]: And rosers are like, you can't fucking do that. [SPEAKER_06]: He was like, he was like, he was like, he was like, sixty years old, too. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm pretty, he's mentally division. [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, yes, but like, he worked there for like five or six years. [SPEAKER_06]: And yeah, we used to fuck with him.
[SPEAKER_06]: My elbows fucked up because I used to jump out of boxes at him to fuck with him. [SPEAKER_06]: And the one day I was standing in a box and they said, hey, Goose, go take that box out. [SPEAKER_06]: And I jumped at him and he slammed me down on the ground. [SPEAKER_06]: And I have a picture of it. [SPEAKER_06]: It literally looked like there was like a tongue sticking out of my elbow. [SPEAKER_06]: And he had this giant. [SPEAKER_09]: He uses recharge strength.
[SPEAKER_09]: He like, ah, yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it smashed you like fucking Loki did. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he literally did. [SPEAKER_05]: I kind of miss having that dude work. [SPEAKER_05]: He used to put wheelchokes underneath his wheel and he would launch the wheelchock across this [SPEAKER_04]: They were complaining about the garbage cans being dirty. [SPEAKER_04]: He took the parts truck. [SPEAKER_04]: But all the garbage cans. [SPEAKER_04]: The bag of the bucket truck.
[SPEAKER_04]: The truck through the car. [SPEAKER_04]: I'll show the garbage cans in the bag. [SPEAKER_09]: It actually is smart. [SPEAKER_09]: He's thinking what's his head. [SPEAKER_09]: What's the fucking saying? [SPEAKER_09]: We're smart, not hard. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry. [SPEAKER_06]: This completely like a roll of intimidation, but I just [SPEAKER_06]: So funny. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_05]: I gotta get out of here anyway.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we have a cool whole. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: All right. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, if you want to hear more work stories, which I don't tell in the podcast, so you won't hear them in Liberty and Health. [SPEAKER_06]: I got Dave to come on on Thursday night. [SPEAKER_06]: And of course, make sure you go check out our Patreon because we're going to have some good content coming out there. [SPEAKER_06]: Check out my sub stack, the great Mac lidon.
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