[SPEAKER_10]: What kind of fucking bullshit is this? [SPEAKER_12]: Dude he does this every day. [SPEAKER_12]: The bad news is the civilization is crumbling around you. [SPEAKER_12]: Where dogmas, cut your dick off, palm, cows, not that the good news is that you are not. [SPEAKER_04]: Well, there's a thoughtful shaving videos. [SPEAKER_04]: Go bad for the minorities in LA for having to deal with the white people in LA. [SPEAKER_04]: You have five till midnight.
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[SPEAKER_12]: We have nothing up there right now, but we will buy the end of or the beginning of next week. [SPEAKER_12]: So go check it out. [SPEAKER_12]: Thanks. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, so today's gonna be an interesting show because not only is there a hundred episodes, even though last week there's a hundred episodes, which is there was ninety-nine episodes. [SPEAKER_07]: This video is morning. [SPEAKER_07]: One of the gay rights activists in this, in Mista.
[SPEAKER_07]: Should I call you Mista? [SPEAKER_07]: Pepe Julian Onzima. [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for coming in. [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for coming in. [SPEAKER_07]: Good morning. [SPEAKER_07]: Why are you gay? [SPEAKER_07]: Holy shit, it's Sam. [SPEAKER_07]: You are gay. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he crushed it. [SPEAKER_04]: Sam, I didn't know you got interviewed over there. [SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy. [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. [SPEAKER_04]: Your national dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got the bananas in the background and everything. [SPEAKER_04]: Everything. [SPEAKER_12]: Everything. [SPEAKER_12]: This is the perfect hundred episode. [SPEAKER_12]: We are going to be doing the Mount Rushmore for our hundred episode of funniest political moments of all of really of all time. [SPEAKER_12]: I don't know where you guys went with it. [SPEAKER_12]: But loser, this is the important part. [SPEAKER_12]: loser has to do a punishment that will be dictated by the chat.
[SPEAKER_12]: So at the end, I'm going to throw a pole up. [SPEAKER_12]: You guys vote for the loser. [SPEAKER_12]: It's going to be Sam no matter what we don't know that. [SPEAKER_02]: I've never done it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing it. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm not doing it. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm not doing it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing it.
[SPEAKER_02]: We don't respect you. [SPEAKER_02]: So you're going to do it. [SPEAKER_03]: This is this is the democracy here. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't get a chance. [SPEAKER_02]: I just interrupted Kyle in the middle of what he was doing to put out the wire you gave it to you. [SPEAKER_12]: Right, but you're going to do if you're still doing it. [SPEAKER_12]: Right, you're still going to do it. [SPEAKER_02]: I know, but that's what I'm saying. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't respect any of this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to do it out of the hell. [SPEAKER_02]: I want what is going on? [SPEAKER_02]: Why are there people actually in the the rumble chat? [SPEAKER_02]: It's also going crazy right now. [SPEAKER_03]: They just thought it's called type of a Tamu Ian Care. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, very funny. [SPEAKER_12]: Very funny. [SPEAKER_12]: I can't wait to just read the stream up there. [SPEAKER_12]: We're in shade Freddie Mercury. [SPEAKER_12]: That's coming. [SPEAKER_12]: Who cares?
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm buddy. [SPEAKER_12]: I don't find care. [SPEAKER_12]: I was awesome. [SPEAKER_12]: Why? [SPEAKER_02]: No, I showed up offended by it. [SPEAKER_12]: I think it's all the punishment you're going to be doing for next week's episode. [SPEAKER_12]: You did. [SPEAKER_12]: Maybe that could be it again. [SPEAKER_12]: Anyway, Chath's going to vote for punishment. [SPEAKER_12]: We're going to throw up a policy end for who the loser of the Mount Rushmore is.
[SPEAKER_12]: And right now, I'm going to spin a wheel. [SPEAKER_12]: And that's going to be the order. [SPEAKER_12]: We're going to do a stink draft, one through four, four, three, one, four times each. [SPEAKER_12]: Obviously, rules of Mount Rushmore as we can't re-pick a pick. [SPEAKER_12]: So first, oh, it says, I wrote gay Sam on it. [SPEAKER_12]: All right, picking first is going to be. [SPEAKER_03]: I like all the effort that went into this. [SPEAKER_12]: Kyle, first picker of the first.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_03]: That can take it to the happy minds. [SPEAKER_12]: It will be. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, gay Sam. [SPEAKER_12]: Gay Sam for the second pick of the Mount Rushmore draft. [SPEAKER_12]: Congratulations, buddy. [SPEAKER_12]: And the third and fourth pick will be us bullshit. [SPEAKER_12]: All right. [SPEAKER_10]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: Whatever. [SPEAKER_12]: Your second. [SPEAKER_12]: So hurry the fuck up or or you or [SPEAKER_12]: Guys, it's both for sale.
[SPEAKER_10]: We did the whole. [SPEAKER_12]: We did the whole. [SPEAKER_12]: We funny. [SPEAKER_12]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: With the first pick of the funniest political moments, Kyle, you're up. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: I guarantee you everybody grabbed this one, but this is going to be a shock to absolutely no one. [SPEAKER_12]: I want to share that. [SPEAKER_12]: Good. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, God. [SPEAKER_12]: Game of Kyle.
[SPEAKER_12]: Great. [SPEAKER_12]: Great. [SPEAKER_01]: With the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country. [SPEAKER_06]: Because you'd be in jail. [SPEAKER_01]: Secretary Clinton. [SPEAKER_01]: Great. [SPEAKER_12]: Great one. [SPEAKER_12]: Great one, Kyle. [SPEAKER_12]: That's great one. [SPEAKER_03]: That's. [SPEAKER_03]: What else could you say? [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I'm at least.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think probably everybody thought it's as you were talking about like that, hundred or like the greatest political moments ever. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think you can talk, man. [SPEAKER_03]: If you can, I don't know, back into the left was pretty funny in some ways. [SPEAKER_03]: What's happening? [SPEAKER_12]: Kyle Pett. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Kyle Pett, you can jail as well as one one, which is so good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country. [SPEAKER_06]: Because you'd be in jail. [SPEAKER_01]: Secretary Clinton. [SPEAKER_03]: You're one he's going for that dude. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I just he can't knock a man what he's you know what all right I'll leave it off strong buddy Sam what you're what you're one one [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's something obscure and weird.
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, it's fine. [SPEAKER_12]: He's gonna lose. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not gonna lose. [SPEAKER_05]: Please. [SPEAKER_05]: Well, come on to forever. [SPEAKER_12]: It's good too. [SPEAKER_05]: That's a good one. [SPEAKER_02]: There's more. [SPEAKER_05]: There's more by Kamala Harris. [SPEAKER_05]: That's my real brother. [SPEAKER_05]: Take four by Kamala Harris. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my god. [SPEAKER_02]: How is that really? [SPEAKER_02]: All right. [SPEAKER_02]: Guys, come on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, I'm gonna win this. [SPEAKER_02]: That's a, you know what? [SPEAKER_12]: That's a good one. [SPEAKER_12]: That was a great one too. [SPEAKER_04]: I've never really good one. [SPEAKER_12]: I even think of that one. [SPEAKER_12]: That's a good one. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, damn. [SPEAKER_12]: I totally forgot that happened. [SPEAKER_12]: Starting off strong boys. [SPEAKER_11]: Typing you on first. [SPEAKER_11]: You want me to go first.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, I'll go first, but now I can't play my video. [SPEAKER_12]: So I'm saying you just, I don't have any views pulled up. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm just gonna sit at the same. [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, okay. [SPEAKER_11]: He had mine pulled up. [SPEAKER_11]: So I went. [SPEAKER_11]: Well, I went to Oracle one. [SPEAKER_11]: Uh, so I'll just read this. [SPEAKER_11]: It takes like one paragraph, but I went with a Lyndon B. Johnson. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I know we're listening to.
[SPEAKER_11]: In an untraditional manner at times, going as far to conduct his meetings with his advisor while sitting on a toilet. [SPEAKER_11]: The thirty-six US president was known from the method of persuasion called the Johnson Treatment, which he won political victories, either through flattery or bullying. [SPEAKER_11]: One of LBJ's most common tactics was interviewing people in the bathroom and continuing the conversation after leading the door open and creating an awkward environment.
[SPEAKER_11]: While some of his advisors would turn away in order to give the president privacy, Johnson would invite them to come closer so they would hear them there. [SPEAKER_11]: One sub-instant saw national security advisor [SPEAKER_11]: Mick George Bundy, nearly stumble and fall into the president's lap while he was seated on the toilet. [SPEAKER_11]: Johnson treated other private facilities as meeting rooms as well. [SPEAKER_11]: He was known to have aid stand just outside his shower.
[SPEAKER_11]: He kept the conversation going while drying himself off afterwards. [SPEAKER_11]: Johnson even had telephones installed in various bathrooms to ensure that he would never miss important calls. [SPEAKER_11]: LBJ once completely stripped down while conducting an interview with reporters aboard the Air Force One, continuing the conversation at normal.
[SPEAKER_11]: He also began morning meetings by inviting his aids into the White House bedroom to discuss official business while he was still in bed with his wife. [SPEAKER_12]: Dude, LBJ with peace ship, but man, was he fucking super alpha male? [SPEAKER_12]: What's going on? [SPEAKER_03]: I thought you were going somewhere else with that, but no, I completely forgot about that that he used to do that. [SPEAKER_03]: That's so.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was gonna say I was trying to find if he went to India during his presidency, he didn't, but he met with the Indian Prime Minister. [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, can you imagine after having Indian food and doing that, I wouldn't be able to be in it. [SPEAKER_03]: just like whatever whatever you got basically the Prime Minister would have been like yeah, whatever you want, bro. [SPEAKER_03]: It's all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_12]: I kind of tell you, Jay now is like showing cock, making people watch and take shits is like watching as I dry out like a fucking game. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, the clip I wanted to play was it was actually a movie from L. G. L. B. J. And Woody Harrelson plays Lyndon B. Johnson and there's a clip in the movie where he's talking to shit and talking to his advisors. [SPEAKER_11]: He tells them to shut the door is like, I got what I got to stand up and wipe.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I've been in front of you made eye contact while he wiped. [SPEAKER_12]: All right, that's a good one. [SPEAKER_12]: My one one. [SPEAKER_12]: I think maybe on your rest is list two, but has to be this. [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: George Bush get shoes thrown at him as he clearly enjoyed it. [SPEAKER_03]: You know what? [SPEAKER_03]: I know we talked about this on air before, but like, I kind of give it to the man.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was the limber enough to move right to fuck out of the way. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: He saw it coming. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it is. [SPEAKER_03]: I got to say Trump. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, our our president's nowadays. [SPEAKER_03]: They would have got nailed with a shoe man. [SPEAKER_03]: And that would have been national news president gets nailed by a shoe. [SPEAKER_02]: Trump dodged a bullet. [SPEAKER_02]: He can dodge a shoe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I mean that's like a bunch of bullet. [SPEAKER_02]: You can dodge a shoe. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a little awkward. [SPEAKER_03]: He turned his head or like, you know, bush, like, shirt up, you know, took to the floor. [SPEAKER_04]: He was ducking and diving dude. [SPEAKER_04]: He was moving on that one. [SPEAKER_12]: That's that. [SPEAKER_12]: That's my one one.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think that's all time all time clip all time, but a little Scott Horton interviewed the guy that threw the guy. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's right. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's right. [SPEAKER_03]: He had a translator for it. [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, that's so funny. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it was all for my second pick. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm thinking going back to back George Bush's. [SPEAKER_12]: You better not take the line. [SPEAKER_03]: I think I'm going to.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think you can't fool me again, Shane. [SPEAKER_12]: The camera. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I agree. [SPEAKER_02]: Why do you? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, say it before you do it. [SPEAKER_02]: Just put it out. [SPEAKER_02]: It's more impactful. [SPEAKER_12]: He doesn't have videos. [SPEAKER_12]: I didn't have to clip hold up dick face. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I had to go back to back. [SPEAKER_02]: So I didn't have time to pull up. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you go back to back.
[SPEAKER_02]: You should have had it prepared. [SPEAKER_02]: I have three tabs open already. [SPEAKER_02]: All right. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, work an idea. [SPEAKER_02]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_03]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him. [UNKNOWN]: Look at him.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_12]: Look at him. [SPEAKER_12]: Fuck it's part. [SPEAKER_08]: I saw. [SPEAKER_08]: I see. [SPEAKER_08]: I know it's in Texas. [SPEAKER_08]: Probably Tennessee. [SPEAKER_08]: This is fool me once. [SPEAKER_08]: Shame on you. [SPEAKER_08]: If fool me, we can't get fool again. [SPEAKER_02]: It's so George D minus. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, stop. [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good fucking ten years back. [SPEAKER_02]: Wrong New George Bush was, but it's a wrong eater.
[SPEAKER_02]: You were in high school. [SPEAKER_12]: He was the end of high. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, no, shit. [SPEAKER_12]: All of high school. [SPEAKER_12]: Fuck. [SPEAKER_12]: He won two thousand. [SPEAKER_12]: I forgot. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: He was. [SPEAKER_12]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, whatever. [SPEAKER_02]: Whatever. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm prepared. [SPEAKER_02]: Mine's already up. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, hold on. [SPEAKER_12]: You don't go. [SPEAKER_12]: So pull them down.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, type on the loop. [SPEAKER_12]: It's back to us. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: All right. [SPEAKER_02]: Take his idea. [SPEAKER_04]: Take his idea. [SPEAKER_04]: Mine is a little old school too. [SPEAKER_04]: It's vice president Quail. [SPEAKER_04]: Dan Quail miss spells the world, the word potato. [SPEAKER_04]: You guys remember this? [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yes. [SPEAKER_02]: In this video. [SPEAKER_04]: All right. [SPEAKER_04]: Here we go. [SPEAKER_02]: Damn it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have to quit this terrible. [SPEAKER_02]: You guys fucking suck. [SPEAKER_04]: Is it sharing? [SPEAKER_04]: Every game. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's retarded. [SPEAKER_02]: Is that not how you spell potato? [SPEAKER_08]: You got so much shit for it. [SPEAKER_12]: Not as strong, under the honest, not as strong as the other ones. [SPEAKER_12]: That was going down. [SPEAKER_03]: All right, who's that? [SPEAKER_03]: Sam is now up. [SPEAKER_03]: All right, yeah, Sam got it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got a couple. [SPEAKER_03]: That's a good idea. [SPEAKER_09]: Back in the business of creating a peaceful world. [SPEAKER_03]: Classic. [SPEAKER_12]: Please clap. [SPEAKER_12]: This is all my list. [SPEAKER_12]: That's what I can. [SPEAKER_12]: Please clap. [SPEAKER_12]: Please clap. [SPEAKER_12]: Please clap. [SPEAKER_02]: Please clap. [SPEAKER_02]: Please clap. [SPEAKER_02]: Please clap. [SPEAKER_02]: Please clap is like a round. [SPEAKER_02]: Got mine now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Please clap. [SPEAKER_02]: Jeb Bush. [SPEAKER_04]: I thought I was going to have a winner. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not even on that. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, that's crazy. [SPEAKER_02]: This is why you always lose Betty. [SPEAKER_03]: I got to I got to him a little I got to him a little torn between now that one of mine is taken out. [SPEAKER_03]: I think I'm going with this one. [SPEAKER_03]: So this is going to be this would be my two one. [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You get to in a row now. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: So then if I got to in a row, then I got I got the two pulled up. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: If anybody rules this. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_00]: And then we're going to watch it and you see it and take back the way down. [SPEAKER_03]: The fucking scream that took this man down.
[SPEAKER_12]: So that's my other one and then yeah, my other one let me make sure I can get this Hey guys in the chat do the do the end tower right or don't do it at all was all I'm gonna say I'm not fucking it up just do it it's funny [SPEAKER_03]: This is going to be my next one. [SPEAKER_03]: George Bush wrestling the poncho jumps an auger. [SPEAKER_04]: That was a great. [SPEAKER_04]: Poor little George. [SPEAKER_04]: He looks like he looks like one of the goblins from Harry Potter.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: This was also your week. [SPEAKER_02]: This is your week. [SPEAKER_12]: It's picked out so far. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: He hit Dick Cheney in the head. [SPEAKER_02]: They're really going to talk about that when Dick Cheney shot somebody in the head. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, bottoms. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, so those are those are the next two I have. [SPEAKER_03]: I got one more after this for you to go.
[SPEAKER_12]: If we keep going, I'm sure I might come over to more, but no, you only have one more pick, but it's after it's on the way back. [SPEAKER_12]: Sam, you go. [SPEAKER_12]: Sam might win this fuck. [SPEAKER_12]: This is actually a pump. [SPEAKER_08]: I know because I'm not saying like, he's not going to win. [SPEAKER_08]: I have this notion that somehow if you're poor, you cannot do it. [SPEAKER_08]: Poor kid, you're just as bright and just as tall as white kids.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's what you want to. [SPEAKER_12]: Good one too. [SPEAKER_02]: Poor kids. [SPEAKER_02]: You want to. [SPEAKER_02]: Bright and talented as well. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how that's not saying his campaign. [SPEAKER_02]: Because it's the same dumb shit like that. [SPEAKER_12]: It's too late. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's too late.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kubrick oh get's it he he he gets us going on here you guys are you guys are lacking you guys are lacking okay, no like my next one might be stronger because I couldn't type I think drop the ball on his but this my top is I don't know if it would be as good as Trump's but it's gonna be good so all right type. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you got it [SPEAKER_11]: All right, another one that this one's actually crazy.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know if it's like, I think it's so craziest thing that happened in like right after the Civil War, but I don't know if you guys know this, but U.S.C. [SPEAKER_11]: says Grant got arrested by a black police officer in DC. [SPEAKER_11]: So as this William Henry West, he began his life as a slave. [SPEAKER_11]: He fought in the Civil War in company K. He was notably fought in the Battle of the Creator.
[SPEAKER_11]: And at the conclusion of the war, he became one of two black police men to work in former Washington DC. [SPEAKER_11]: police department during the reconstruction. [SPEAKER_11]: A year and two was appointment.
[SPEAKER_11]: West came across president, you list his ass grand while on patrol near thirteen and industry north west in Washington, D.C. [SPEAKER_11]: He stopped a president on his speeding horse and buggy and gave him a warning for excessive speed before sending him on his way. [SPEAKER_11]: The next day, a similar patrol, West witnessed the president repeatedly with this behavior and arrested him.
[SPEAKER_11]: While arresting the president, West said, I'm sorry, Mr. President, that I have to do this. [SPEAKER_11]: When you are the chief of the nation, I am nothing but a policeman, but duty is duty, sir, and I will take you under arrest. [SPEAKER_11]: President with Grant was taken to the police station and released on a twenty dollar bond, the equivalent of forty and thirty dollars today, and he did not contest the fine or the arrest.
[SPEAKER_11]: This was not President Grant's first citation for speeding into the district of Columbia. [SPEAKER_12]: He was probably hard on him the whole way. [SPEAKER_11]: But I just think that is, it's maybe not as funny, but it's literally the craziest and a former slave, which is arrested the fucking president for signing. [SPEAKER_04]: Let's go on. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that was cool. [SPEAKER_04]: Good for that dude. [SPEAKER_04]: Dude was just like, I uphold the law.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: You are. [SPEAKER_12]: All right, boys, my next two I feel like there's going to be good strong ones, but we'll see. [SPEAKER_12]: San's been kind of crushing it. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm actually surprised. [SPEAKER_12]: All right.
[SPEAKER_12]: uh... condo forever third one is going to be this right her where it's going to be george bush throwing up i mean yeah you know about this you know what watch the bomb come out right around here wait right around here nope right there watch this what right here [SPEAKER_12]: Bam! [SPEAKER_12]: I'm on the fucking lap here. [SPEAKER_12]: That's crazy. [SPEAKER_12]: That's a good one. [SPEAKER_12]: That's a good clean font right there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Or are you like forty when that came out with that? [SPEAKER_04]: Hey Luke. [SPEAKER_12]: No, I was like five. [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, I don't know about that because five was in board ninety two. [SPEAKER_12]: Five years old. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I was five years old. [SPEAKER_12]: All right guys. [SPEAKER_12]: I got it. [SPEAKER_12]: That was five. [SPEAKER_12]: All right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Am I final pig from Mount Rushmore is my only Trump pick and it's going to be this right here. [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna come. [SPEAKER_12]: Nice to be on the ground. [SPEAKER_04]: Nice to be on the ground. [SPEAKER_04]: The ground on the end is even better. [SPEAKER_12]: Those are my picks for Mount Root. [SPEAKER_12]: Everybody has one pick left. [SPEAKER_12]: That's it. [SPEAKER_04]: Yep. [SPEAKER_04]: All right. [SPEAKER_04]: So it's my pick. [SPEAKER_04]: I think you're guys.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me share. [SPEAKER_04]: All right. [SPEAKER_04]: This one. [SPEAKER_04]: always cracks me up. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: How many times does a fifty two go in a twenty seven. [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently a lot of your Oakland. [SPEAKER_04]: Apparently a lot of your Bill Clinton. [SPEAKER_04]: Two, Millmark. [SPEAKER_04]: A lot of Ian's participation when he just did that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: That is funny. [SPEAKER_12]: Real quick. [SPEAKER_12]: Sorry to you. [SPEAKER_12]: I can't read. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm retarded. [SPEAKER_12]: So my bad from his friends in your name. [SPEAKER_12]: And J.C. [SPEAKER_12]: Does that agree with all the Joe we're going to hate? [SPEAKER_12]: This seems to be increasing. [SPEAKER_12]: The algorithm of calling him not funny comedian room in the county scene. [SPEAKER_12]: Yes. [SPEAKER_12]: Anyway. [SPEAKER_12]: Anyway.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, Sam and Kyle, that we're done, then the polls going up. [SPEAKER_09]: This is no longer wearing sexy boots. [SPEAKER_09]: Now she's wearing sensible sneakers. [SPEAKER_09]: Leading women do not wear sexy boots. [SPEAKER_09]: Leading women wear front-be shoes, the front-beer, the better. [SPEAKER_09]: That's the rule. [SPEAKER_09]: The other big change is that the brown M&M has quote, transition from high stilettos to lower block heels. [SPEAKER_09]: also less sexy.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's progress. [SPEAKER_09]: Eminem will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally endogenous. [SPEAKER_09]: Until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them. [SPEAKER_09]: That's the goal. [SPEAKER_09]: When you're totally turned off, we've achieved equity. [SPEAKER_09]: They've won.
[SPEAKER_09]: The orange Eminem will quote, if knowledge and embrace his anxiety, [SPEAKER_09]: And actually, if you look at him, the orange M&M does appear very anxious. [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe he doesn't like all the ugly news shoes he sees around him. [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe he likes the sexy blues. [SPEAKER_04]: I can't believe that was, I can't believe that was like a talking point for news stations. [SPEAKER_04]: Like, that's interesting.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it's, how it [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Okay. [SPEAKER_12]: Is he always harded? [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: He's kind of doofy. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm an M&M lore. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm out of the M&M lore. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I just, I remember the yellow M&M being kind of doofy. [SPEAKER_10]: All right. [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: He's like, hold or from Game of Thrones. [SPEAKER_12]: All right, Kyle, last break.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, so this is gonna be a quote and it's funny because I thought typo would have taken this one, but I had originally planned to use the Obama water moment where he was in Flint, Michigan. [SPEAKER_03]: Can I get to water? [SPEAKER_03]: but I decided to go for another one. [SPEAKER_03]: So a quote from Lyndon B. Johnson. [SPEAKER_03]: I hear the claim quotes from Lyndon B. Johnson. [SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't find this. [SPEAKER_03]: I found it on Reddit.
[SPEAKER_03]: So take it with a grain of salt, but I think everybody's probably heard this before. [SPEAKER_03]: Lyndon B. Johnson in nineteen sixty three. [SPEAKER_03]: This is a quote. [SPEAKER_03]: So before anybody freaks out in YouTube or the YouTube algorithm, this is direct quote from a former president. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, just so we have that caveat clear.
[SPEAKER_03]: These knee grows, they're getting pretty up at these days, and that's a problem for us since they've got something now they've never had before. [SPEAKER_03]: The political pole to back up their up atiness. [SPEAKER_03]: Now we've got to do something about this. [SPEAKER_03]: We've got to give them all something just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll have them diggers voting Democratic for the next two hundred years.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do not get mad at me. [SPEAKER_12]: We're just pulving guys. [SPEAKER_12]: We're a historical play. [SPEAKER_12]: A very serious show. [SPEAKER_03]: He's still can't do it. [SPEAKER_03]: He's totally gone for that one. [SPEAKER_11]: I wanted to do some mixing quotes, but that one. [SPEAKER_12]: Let's hear our honorable mention. [SPEAKER_12]: First of all, let me through the poll up. [SPEAKER_12]: But let's hear our honorable mentions. [SPEAKER_12]: Why the polls up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_12]: Guys go vote in the poll. [SPEAKER_12]: Please for who lost. [SPEAKER_12]: who lost the Mount Rushmore. [SPEAKER_02]: Where's the pole? [SPEAKER_12]: I put it up on the YouTube chat. [SPEAKER_12]: It's up there. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna use all seven kingdom icons.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no [SPEAKER_12]: One of the honorable mentions I had was the whole Clinton.
[SPEAKER_12]: I did not have said to that woman, but the honorable mention. [SPEAKER_12]: Another honorable mention I had was the the Nixon Reagan tapes with the just Reagan just being a fucking outright fucking base racist. [SPEAKER_12]: Nixon about shit. [SPEAKER_12]: That was a good one. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, so I fucking deleted it. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, uh... Oh, I did. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just being fifty seven states. [SPEAKER_12]: Kiss and jerk picking those eating it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You evil bastards vote for Kyle in the polls. [SPEAKER_02]: Don't listen to Sam. [SPEAKER_02]: Sam is. [SPEAKER_12]: It's going back and forth between Sam and Kyle. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit. [SPEAKER_03]: I, guys, you got to remember. [SPEAKER_03]: I gave you the truck you'd be in jail. [SPEAKER_03]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_03]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_03]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_03]: Stop cheating.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_03]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_03]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_03]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_02]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_02]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_02]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_02]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_02]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_02]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_02]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_02]: Stop cheating.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_02]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_02]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_02]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_12]: I have so many YouTube accounts, dude. [SPEAKER_02]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_12]: I have so many YouTube account. [SPEAKER_12]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_12]: I have so many YouTube account. [SPEAKER_12]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_12]: I have so many YouTube account. [SPEAKER_12]: Stop cheating.
[SPEAKER_12]: I have so many YouTube account. [SPEAKER_02]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_12]: I have so many YouTube account. [SPEAKER_12]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_12]: I have so many YouTube account. [SPEAKER_12]: Stop cheating. [SPEAKER_12]: I have so many YouTube account. [SPEAKER_12]: I have so many YouTube [SPEAKER_12]: Something about. [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, Adam. [SPEAKER_12]: You're in the integrity of Mount Rushmore. [SPEAKER_12]: It's fucked up. [SPEAKER_12]: That's super fucked up.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll count getting fucking on now. [SPEAKER_12]: But that video is true. [SPEAKER_12]: Vote for Kyle. [SPEAKER_12]: It could vote, sub and like, but don't vote for Kyle. [SPEAKER_12]: Vote for Sam. [SPEAKER_12]: He's cheating. [SPEAKER_12]: Man. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not cheating. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I have twelve YouTube accounts. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not cheating, though. [SPEAKER_12]: Sam still has thirty five percent of the votes which means it really is Sam.
[SPEAKER_03]: Twenty three votes and yeah, I got half of them. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Wow. [SPEAKER_12]: That's all Sam interesting. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, no, you have no proof. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, as he said, as he showed right before this. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm cheating. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to watch people watching. [SPEAKER_04]: We have entered North Korean politics. [SPEAKER_12]: Look, this is fucked up. [SPEAKER_12]: This is, this is, this is dictatorship.
[SPEAKER_12]: We don't stand for that here. [SPEAKER_12]: We stand for minorities. [SPEAKER_12]: We're not dictatorship. [SPEAKER_03]: Let's go through all our picks. [SPEAKER_03]: So my pick was you'd be in jail. [SPEAKER_03]: What the hell is he? [SPEAKER_03]: How are Dean Scream? [SPEAKER_03]: Bush with the poncho and then the LBJ quote with the hard R. Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Mine was bush knowing up on the prime minister bush getting shoes. [SPEAKER_12]: They're other junior bush getting shoes.
[SPEAKER_12]: They're at them. [SPEAKER_12]: Trump. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm going to come and we'll another one fucking Christ dude. [SPEAKER_12]: My brain. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, don't worry. [SPEAKER_12]: Took me a second to remind too. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, can't fool me again. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Bush can't fool me again. [SPEAKER_04]: R's were the Dan Quill miss spelling potato went a little kid just spelled it correctly. [SPEAKER_04]: And what was my other one?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Hillary Clinton being fake surprise at the DNC. [SPEAKER_11]: And I did. [SPEAKER_11]: Linda, be Johnson cheating in front of us. [SPEAKER_11]: Well, you guys are a team. [SPEAKER_11]: So it's both your index. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: And I did. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: It'll be shooting in front of a staff and getting interviews and then grant it arrested. [SPEAKER_03]: I heard the potential and word quote wins.
[SPEAKER_03]: My baby mama. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, ass was that guy's name. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my god. [SPEAKER_12]: That's a good name. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: That's a good ass name. [SPEAKER_03]: I like how they use that logo that everyone uses. [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I'm talking about the meme. [SPEAKER_03]: where it's all black dudes in the white t-shirts. [SPEAKER_03]: You guys know what I'm talking about. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's some stock photo.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think that's supposed to be a reference. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, maybe not. [SPEAKER_04]: That's just like we're on with from progressive cover. [SPEAKER_04]: I'd like to be fair if that was my wife. [SPEAKER_03]: I probably want to be it or two. [SPEAKER_04]: Sam, what were you for? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember. [SPEAKER_04]: No, my God. [SPEAKER_02]: Kyle lost. [SPEAKER_04]: You deserve to lose. [SPEAKER_02]: You've been working times. [SPEAKER_02]: No, I didn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have no proof. [SPEAKER_12]: It's just me, y'all. [SPEAKER_12]: All right, what's up, back back in the mix. [SPEAKER_02]: I like you, too. [SPEAKER_12]: I like you, Rick. [SPEAKER_12]: You were rules. [SPEAKER_02]: So what does Kyle have to do now? [SPEAKER_02]: Well, hold on. [SPEAKER_12]: We're going to run this till like, eight, forty. [SPEAKER_12]: So he saw the chance.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: I actually have five really because I had the wire you gave originally and then that's that's horrible mention yeah does it does count because I don't mention has my first one. [SPEAKER_02]: I had a please clap. [SPEAKER_02]: What kind of forever? [SPEAKER_12]: The Joe Biden I don't think he believes she did that.
[SPEAKER_12]: The Joe Biden one where he said [SPEAKER_03]: Like another, you know what I think another honorable mention has to be Biden running into the forest. [SPEAKER_04]: And that's a good one to Biden falling on his bike, Biden falling down air force one stairs, Reagan getting shot in the chest. [SPEAKER_12]: Also funny. [SPEAKER_04]: Reagan thinking a gun shot is going off and in stopping and saying, miss me. [SPEAKER_04]: That was for that. [SPEAKER_12]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: During the I say how much taxes did people pay? [SPEAKER_12]: That was a good one. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, that's a good one too. [SPEAKER_12]: That's a good one. [SPEAKER_12]: That's a good one. [SPEAKER_12]: That's a good one. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'll use Marjorie Taylor Green. [SPEAKER_03]: Peach tree dish. [SPEAKER_12]: Peach tree dish. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, for what Sarah Palin do? [SPEAKER_04]: She had the Alaska Russia.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I could be Russia for my house or something like that. [SPEAKER_04]: I would have been a good one. [SPEAKER_04]: That would have been a good one. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: She like the first like quote unquote hot politician and like recent memory. [SPEAKER_12]: She starts that trend. [SPEAKER_12]: She may be, right? [SPEAKER_12]: Who was like a hot before her? [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_12]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_12]: I have like a woman who's like a leveled up outside of Alan. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but she was like, she came in about eight years ago where Sarah Palin was a lot, you know, she was like, what, her VP in in eight or running for VP in two thousand eight? [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. [SPEAKER_04]: She was the original. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_04]: Good times though. [SPEAKER_04]: Good night, Rushmore. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, good night, Rushmore.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you ever see old pictures of Christy Nome? [SPEAKER_03]: She's not now. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: If you look up old pictures of Christy Nome, one now. [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: No, just she did not look anywhere near as good as she does now. [SPEAKER_03]: Way back. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, that's surprising.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't realize it until someone showed me it. [SPEAKER_03]: And then I saw it. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, wow, yeah, that bitch was hideous back in the day. [SPEAKER_12]: I hate how a lot of these other politics like Nancy Mason, they all think they're fucking hot. [SPEAKER_12]: And like you just have fake tits, like you're not attractive. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, T-Maze really isn't. [SPEAKER_03]: No, she's not. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so yeah, this is an old picture of.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_02]: What? [SPEAKER_12]: That's crazy. [SPEAKER_12]: That's what she was born. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: She was a twenty years young. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: South Park. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's fun. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: She used to look rough, man. [SPEAKER_12]: Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down.
[SPEAKER_12]: Kyle go down down right there on the left right there. [SPEAKER_12]: Right there. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: She looks good there. [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_10]: Okay. [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_10]: Thanks. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Like she. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who that he more. [SPEAKER_03]: She had like some fashion designer or something. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: It is the chicken burger dogs.
[SPEAKER_12]: The maker not hot.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay. [SPEAKER_12]: uh... no matter how to see odd or not i've been saying i've been on the note she's not hot train she looks like sit in it she looks like sit this off my seat it's like it depends on the angle i don't share she had she has like yet like why'd said i's and she's getting fat too so good bigger milkers for me just saying i don't think she gets fat in the waste don't care if you keep the ice cream you will [SPEAKER_03]: See, there's some pictures that look all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're like, she shouldn't look bad there. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, some of them are fucking rough. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Let's have giant giants. [SPEAKER_12]: No, I'd be sure to. [SPEAKER_12]: I say I would say, but yeah, better. [SPEAKER_03]: Because our mommy milkers. [SPEAKER_12]: This old bitch. [SPEAKER_11]: Was Hillary Clinton ever hot? [SPEAKER_11]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_11]: Uh, let's see. [SPEAKER_03]: Help. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm positive.
[SPEAKER_03]: They showed a Hillary Clinton back in the eighties. [SPEAKER_03]: Adam would know. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Adam had a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, maybe like one picture I could find you can say she looks. [SPEAKER_11]: You want to like a hippie. [SPEAKER_11]: Okay. [SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's the time, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: The checks. [SPEAKER_04]: When did our old maybe it should become like old fox? [SPEAKER_04]: Like, you know, because they never gave a power. [SPEAKER_11]: It's the fucking seven he's do. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: When did they, when did it all of a sudden? [SPEAKER_04]: Because, you know, the country will now on like, twenty five. [SPEAKER_03]: But I mean, like, [SPEAKER_03]: before grading on the hill or something now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like I probably not even a wood for me, but like I've heard of that. [SPEAKER_03]: Like yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: There's never like there's zero pictures. [SPEAKER_11]: There's like maybe a few when she's like in her early twenties and a teenager and after that there's like nothing. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: No, not of them. [SPEAKER_11]: No. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: No, sorry. [SPEAKER_12]: No. [SPEAKER_12]: She would have been saving me.
[SPEAKER_11]: Who would be the most attractive first lady would it be? [SPEAKER_12]: Melania. [SPEAKER_11]: What are you talking about? [SPEAKER_11]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: I would have to know all the first lady. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, like obviously the first one that comes to mind probably is Melania. [SPEAKER_03]: Jackie. [SPEAKER_12]: Jackie. [SPEAKER_12]: Jackie. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I was going to say. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_12]: There is two out of forty seven.
[SPEAKER_12]: So what are we talking about? [SPEAKER_12]: Barbara Bush. [SPEAKER_03]: This doesn't look hard. [SPEAKER_03]: That's pretty cool. [SPEAKER_03]: Jackie Kennedy, this bitch looks like a fucking alien. [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ. [SPEAKER_03]: Talk about a fucking hammer head shark. [SPEAKER_03]: He's in the mouth. [SPEAKER_11]: Her friend says her hook and husband was shot and killed in front of her.
[SPEAKER_11]: By. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, well, you know what, you know, if I wasn't there, if that was my wife, I'd want to be shot too. [SPEAKER_11]: And see the only Irish president we've had. [SPEAKER_11]: They just smoked him right away. [SPEAKER_02]: Wasn't he the only Catholic to? [SPEAKER_11]: No, well, button. [SPEAKER_02]: Biden and Biden. [SPEAKER_02]: Only two Irish American and the only two. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, only not Scot's Irish Irish Irish.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, are you guys being serious about Jackie? [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, for the team in the world of time. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, I have her up. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. [SPEAKER_12]: Dude, that's not a good picture. [SPEAKER_03]: Not a good picture. [SPEAKER_03]: She looks like a hammer head shark. [SPEAKER_12]: You're talking me out of her, you're right. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm sticking with the one. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like she did. [SPEAKER_03]: You're right. [SPEAKER_12]: I apologize. [SPEAKER_03]: Now we know here. [SPEAKER_12]: That's what she was Jackie. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, that's what she fought the Greek billionaire. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Marilyn Monroe. [SPEAKER_04]: She was the true first lady. [SPEAKER_12]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: What Mary. [SPEAKER_12]: What crazy. [SPEAKER_12]: So she's probably good fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Melania then it's Melania time close. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: It's got to be. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know all the first ladies but so far. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_10]: I'm talking about Michelle. [SPEAKER_03]: Big Mike. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, Big Mike. [SPEAKER_03]: He's broken. [SPEAKER_12]: The Italian PM, she's pretty. [SPEAKER_12]: Or she's hot for a voltage.
[SPEAKER_03]: A sod had a, yeah, sod had his wife was actually pretty good looking. [SPEAKER_02]: That's because she was a doctor's wife before she was a first lady. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, no, my two of these pictures don't look that good. [SPEAKER_03]: Never mind. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you look for some of them. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, we're memory hole on some things, huh?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, like you see some pictures and she looks good from like the right angle and then like there's one straight on and she looks like some soccer mom come if a sod's wife was in American first lady, she would be my top pick of all the ones we've seen. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I mean it. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's pretty easy. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so see you like it. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's not a country anymore. [SPEAKER_11]: Okay, here we go.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, a hundred percent. [SPEAKER_02]: She'd be the most attracted one if she were. [SPEAKER_11]: If we don't know do let me tell you. [SPEAKER_11]: Hang on. [SPEAKER_11]: Give me one second. [SPEAKER_03]: But let's see, like you got this. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a good. [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: That's not terrible. [SPEAKER_02]: That's not terrible. [SPEAKER_02]: That's like a weird nightmare.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's like a weird nightmare. [SPEAKER_02]: But I like it. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's just like a nightmare. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's fine. [SPEAKER_03]: But then like, all right, I think we have enough of a sample size, she's hot. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was like, I still don't see like a big issue with that one. [SPEAKER_04]: It's just not of the best haircut. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's fair. [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of like a Christiano, just needs like the makeup done.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, shit, what's the poll at? [SPEAKER_12]: We got in the poll. [SPEAKER_12]: Damn, Kyle, you lost. [SPEAKER_03]: I lost my rigging, lost my rigging. [SPEAKER_02]: There were no rules. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I can't prove what I did. [SPEAKER_02]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: What's Kyle's punishment? [SPEAKER_12]: I want to say, I actually want it.
[SPEAKER_12]: I came in first place. [SPEAKER_12]: Four percent. [SPEAKER_12]: That's the least amount. [SPEAKER_12]: What's up? [SPEAKER_03]: Hot chip. [SPEAKER_12]: Hot chip. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: You got to do a hot chip. [SPEAKER_03]: The whole thing. [SPEAKER_12]: Yes, the whole thing. [SPEAKER_12]: You got to buy a hot chip into the whole thing on on stream. [SPEAKER_12]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: That's how a man does it. [SPEAKER_12]: Sam, you fucking.
[SPEAKER_12]: Wow, Sam. [SPEAKER_02]: I never agreed to it in the first place. [SPEAKER_02]: We don't care. [SPEAKER_02]: We don't care. [SPEAKER_02]: We don't have to be honest on me. [SPEAKER_02]: That's rigged against me from the start. [SPEAKER_02]: You can rigged it. [SPEAKER_02]: And you, it was rigged against me and I never admitted that I rigged it. [SPEAKER_02]: People just want to see you be sad. [SPEAKER_02]: You literally said rewind was straight.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I am blind based your journey. [SPEAKER_02]: Jamie pulled that shit off said that I did it. [SPEAKER_02]: I said I have so many YouTube accounts, but I never said I voted with any of them. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, everyone knows. [SPEAKER_02]: Stop for one moment. [SPEAKER_02]: Read my everyone. [SPEAKER_02]: Everyone knows you have no integrity. [SPEAKER_12]: That's what we don't expect anything more from an Irishman. [SPEAKER_12]: No integrity.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't care about a lost opinion. [SPEAKER_12]: You and Ryan, we go, we go to jail. [SPEAKER_12]: That's ain't shit. [SPEAKER_12]: Sam, you're Italian, too. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you're all the Italian. [SPEAKER_12]: We have a whole clip on it. [SPEAKER_04]: Call them Italian, he leaves. [SPEAKER_12]: All right, Kyle, well, unfortunately, still lost. [SPEAKER_12]: You got to buy the hot chip one next week and you get on the train. [SPEAKER_12]: Sorry, buddy.
[SPEAKER_12]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: The actual man takes his punishment. [SPEAKER_12]: Sam is a stupid shitty Irish fake Italian is what he is. [SPEAKER_12]: It's it's ill, it's illegitimate scholar, but little scholars very funny and we we will call him that for now. [SPEAKER_04]: It's a little scholar double scholar. [SPEAKER_04]: I find there is there is a little scholar. [SPEAKER_12]: A little scholar, uh, little scholar couldn't take his punishment like a man.
[SPEAKER_12]: He rigged the pulse rigged. [SPEAKER_12]: He Hillary Clinton these polls. [SPEAKER_12]: That's fucked up. [SPEAKER_12]: The integrity of Mount Rushmore's ruined ruined. [SPEAKER_12]: All because of that bitch. [SPEAKER_12]: All right, Kyle's gonna step up. [SPEAKER_12]: Be a man. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm gonna do it.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm going to tell you something newsworthy this week that we can finish this show on Probably I mean we all all only plant for all because this so Trump assumed control of DC. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, so he assumed control DC was talked about like [SPEAKER_03]: Is it because of the homeless problem? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm pretty unclear on what he does a crime. [SPEAKER_11]: Also crime issue. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's a crime thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's because of the big balls that guy that worked for Elon as a whole of that under his doge thing that was helping him like decide where to make cuts or whatever. [SPEAKER_11]: He was attacked. [SPEAKER_11]: in D.C. [SPEAKER_11]: and he got beat up by a bunch of youths is what they said a bunch of young youths. [SPEAKER_11]: That was a youths. [SPEAKER_03]: It's always teasing you. [SPEAKER_03]: It's always teasing you. [SPEAKER_11]: It's always teasing you.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's always teasing you. [SPEAKER_11]: It's always teasing you. [SPEAKER_11]: go ahead. [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, sorry. [SPEAKER_11]: But yeah, so I don't know. [SPEAKER_11]: Like that seemed to what spark he was talking about this before, but it seemed like he's actually taking the action now. [SPEAKER_11]: So I don't really know what that means. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure this isn't like some kind of cue drop for say that they're going to drop the Epstein files.
[SPEAKER_03]: Big balls got beat up by bunch of youths. [SPEAKER_04]: No, there was a video of it. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the alliteration on that's right. [SPEAKER_04]: There was crazy. [SPEAKER_11]: But Trump's the one that said it. [SPEAKER_11]: He came out publicly and said he's taking control of DC. [SPEAKER_11]: So any flowed it out there that he would take control of Chicago and New York as well.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I'm not really, I don't know if that mean like you send them military in there or something. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, so he invoked section seven, forty of the DC.
[SPEAKER_04]: home rule act he deployed the national guard to address reported increases in crime including homicides and car jackings with the homicide rate cited at forty per one hundred thousand residents that seems high [SPEAKER_04]: and appointee Pam Bondy vowed an immediate crackdown on crime as part of the initiative. [SPEAKER_04]: So basically, he invoked some obscure section of where he can take control of the Washington Metro Police Department and deploy the National Guard of DC.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, crackdown on crime. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I'm sorry. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking [SPEAKER_03]: Look, thank you for summarizing that, but I was looking to find where I could find the one chip. [SPEAKER_03]: And from ABC. [SPEAKER_03]: Packy pulls one chip challenge from shelves as teens death investigated. [SPEAKER_03]: I get a positive year, man. [SPEAKER_03]: You're fine. [SPEAKER_03]: I've eaten one of the chips before so I'm other ones. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like it out.
[SPEAKER_12]: There's also hot gummy bears too. [SPEAKER_12]: You can do that one too. [SPEAKER_03]: I've done that one too. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was just up to you. [SPEAKER_12]: Anything you want, but it has to be super hot and you have to eat something for next episode. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'll do it. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Packy and awesome based text chip company famous for his viral packy one chip challenge product is working with retailers to pull the tortilla chip from shelves, the company announced on its website. [SPEAKER_03]: decision was made after all Jesus Christ. [SPEAKER_03]: You have fourteen year old. [SPEAKER_03]: Terals will law by died in Massachusetts on September first, which is family believes are laid to the one chip challenge.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry. [SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't believe that. [SPEAKER_03]: But they're there. [SPEAKER_03]: That's what you're doing, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: All right, guys, you do it on that kid's grave. [SPEAKER_12]: Freedom from that kid's grave. [SPEAKER_12]: I feel like it's not really good. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I do. [SPEAKER_00]: Hold in the chat. [SPEAKER_12]: Just fucking muscle posing here.
[SPEAKER_12]: One of them done throw the wrapper down and starting to go to his family's front door, not gonna be like, this is how a real man does it. [SPEAKER_03]: So get wrecked. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you're grieving. [SPEAKER_03]: Bitch. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: That's knock on the door and start just slowly eating the chip. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you take like big like a small bites out of each time just looking in the eyes and don't blink as you fucking do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Too wrong, aggressively. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, shit. [SPEAKER_12]: That's fucking funny, dude. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, man. [SPEAKER_12]: All right. [SPEAKER_12]: Get a hundred episode, boys. [SPEAKER_12]: Kyle will be eating a hot thing on next stream. [SPEAKER_12]: So please subscribe. [SPEAKER_12]: Please like, please join the Patreon. [SPEAKER_12]: We will be putting out content of all different times. [SPEAKER_12]: We can do conspiracy stuff.
[SPEAKER_12]: We're going to do like tier list off of the Mount Rushmore's, but they're going to be more spicy Mount Rushmore's that we can't do in YouTube. [SPEAKER_12]: Like the racial slur of Mount Rushmore's. [SPEAKER_12]: Next time Kyle. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Wow. [SPEAKER_12]: I have it from the guy who ran away because you got called Little Scholar. [SPEAKER_04]: Here. [SPEAKER_04]: Are you done? [SPEAKER_04]: You've landed in those bananas. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, okay.
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