Meet Your Attorney General, Pam Bondi [TEASER]

[SPEAKER_00]: And look, look at this beautiful pirate right here. [SPEAKER_00]: They're turning terrible to him, Bonnie. [SPEAKER_00]: I've been, was this your idea to bring Governor Scott? [SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely. [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I'm born and raised in Tampa. [SPEAKER_00]: I've been doing this my entire life. [SPEAKER_00]: And I wanted the Governor to see how great Tampa Bay is. [SPEAKER_00]: This is our proudest tradition.

[SPEAKER_00]: And we are so thrilled that we're being invaded by all these crazy pirates today. [SPEAKER_01]: Hey everyone, this is Leon from Prologue Projects. [SPEAKER_01]: On this subscriber only episode of 5-4, Peter, Reannon, and Michael are going deep on Pam Bondi, a dog lover from Tampa currently serving as the nation's top law enforcement officer.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you've been paying attention to the news lately, you've probably heard Attorney General Bondi yelling at members of Congress during a hearing on the Justice Department's handling of the Epstein files. [SPEAKER_00]: You don't tell me- Yeah, I did tell you because I saw what you did in the Senate. [SPEAKER_00]: They're law, you're not even a law here. [SPEAKER_01]: Me?

[SPEAKER_01]: During the hearing, Bondi did everything she could to deflect from the actual topic of Epstein's crimes. [SPEAKER_01]: And in doing so, she told us a lot about the role of the Attorney General in the second Trump administration. [SPEAKER_01]: Hosts thought this would be a good time to talk about who Pam Bond is, where she came from, how she got her job, and what her recent congressional testimony says about her legions to Donald Trump.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is 5-4, a podcast about how much the Supreme Court and Pam Bond eat suck. [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to five to four, where we dissect and analyze the Supreme Court cases that have drained our civil rights like Swarovski Shrek, draining my bank account. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm Peter, I'm here with Reannon. [SPEAKER_04]: Hey everybody. [SPEAKER_03]: And Michael. [SPEAKER_03]: Hi, yeah, I liked getting a glimpse of Swarovski Shrek off in the background of your video.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right next to the photo of me and my wife on our wedding day. [SPEAKER_04]: the wife that's about to divorce you because of Swarovski's Shrek. [SPEAKER_02]: Men can't have hobbies anymore. [SPEAKER_04]: So we need to tell this story and then also just dropping in the text right that Swarovski's Shrek was mentioned on CNN today, like, oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, they didn't mention me on CNN.

[SPEAKER_02]: There was like a little bit on some like late, like Saturday night, CNN show a comedy slash news show. [SPEAKER_02]: which costs more this many roses or this five inch tall swarovski shrek. [SPEAKER_02]: Obviously some CNN intern saw that I posted about swarovski shrek on this guy. [SPEAKER_02]: And then it went viral and then they did this bit. [SPEAKER_02]: But I was not mentioned which is obviously offensive.

[SPEAKER_02]: I felt a little bit Kanye Taylor, you know, I made that pitch famous. [SPEAKER_03]: Folks, you might be wondering what Swarovski's Shrek is, but let me tell you, it's exactly what it sounds like. [SPEAKER_04]: It's Shrek, it's Swarovski's Shrek figurine. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a meticulously crafted crystalline figure of Shrek. [SPEAKER_04]: Five inches tall. [SPEAKER_02]: Someone on blue sky, a little bit ago, posted, like, look at this Swarovski Shrek.

[SPEAKER_02]: Anyone who buys this deserve to have the rest of their money confiscated. [SPEAKER_04]: But also, if you do buy it, give it to me. [SPEAKER_04]: Was there original posts? [SPEAKER_04]: It was like, this is also a very beautiful, and strike figurine. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I saw it. [SPEAKER_02]: And I thought, could I write this off? [SPEAKER_02]: If I wrote that out of videos. [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're experimenting with putting some video clips on social media, right, of us podcasting, and Peter has struggled with his background. [SPEAKER_04]: Right. [SPEAKER_04]: He's in a room with a slanted ceiling. [SPEAKER_04]: You know, what do you put in the background? [SPEAKER_04]: And so Crystal Shrek. [SPEAKER_02]: visual interest crystal. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm going to be honest, it costs $750. [SPEAKER_02]: And I went to the Swarovskiish.

[SPEAKER_02]: I went to the Swarovskiish. [SPEAKER_02]: I went to the Swarovskiish. [SPEAKER_02]: I went to the Swarovskiish. [SPEAKER_03]: But in first, you bought this in first. [SPEAKER_03]: It's incredible. [SPEAKER_02]: I found out that there's a Swarovskiy store in a mall nearby. [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, well, this is funny. [SPEAKER_02]: I looked up online, whether they had it. [SPEAKER_02]: And it said they didn't.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, oh, I'm just going to go to this store as like a social media bit. [SPEAKER_04]: Right, for the bit. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And then I walked in a store with my wife, who's not loving this. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm being honest. [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, hello. [SPEAKER_02]: I am here for the Shrek. [SPEAKER_02]: And they were like, yeah, we just got him in. [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, oh, fuck. [SPEAKER_02]: And they like show it to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I was telling you guys about this, but like, these workers did not know what to do with the situation. [SPEAKER_02]: And neither did I, because I can't be like, I'm not serious, like, I'm gonna buy this, but it's not serious at the same time. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm buying this as a bit, right? [SPEAKER_04]: And these workers who I'm sure like make commission are like, you know, we also have donkey. [SPEAKER_02]: Do they have, they can't be friends.

[SPEAKER_02]: They can't be friends. [SPEAKER_02]: They can't be friends. [SPEAKER_02]: They kept being like the pussy and boots is also pretty cool, huh? [SPEAKER_02]: Hey folks, if you want to hear the rest of this episode, you're going to have to subscribe. [SPEAKER_02]: This episode is one of our premium Patreon only episodes. [SPEAKER_02]: Membership starts at just five bucks a month. [SPEAKER_02]: If you want to hear the rest join us at patreon.com slash five four pod.

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