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The Mervyn Purvis Kwik Kwiz ep 123 - 08 Aug, 2004

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The Mervyn Purvis Kwik Kwiz was a staple of Remember When for over 20 years.  Hear the replay each Sunday at 11.45pm or catch the podcast here.

 

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Speaker 1

Who wants to be.

Speaker 2

A pervice shall have flashy flunkies everywhere.

Speaker 1

B who wants the father of a country estate. A country estate is something i'd hate.

Speaker 3

A gentleman of a pedal. It's your tough, but you're strong. Quiz master John D's, how are we all quite likable too? Oh well, there's a gentle side to me which you don't see often.

Speaker 1

You're a pussy cat.

Speaker 3

Actually, I'd like to have you over for a barbecue, the whole cast one day with you. Mister never had you anyone to my home, but I'd love to make you very welcome.

Speaker 1

Do you know that sets my Louis Armstrong? Which very hit that bing Crosby never asked him to his home.

Speaker 3

Thank you very much. Indeed, I've had such a at my home. You'd beat the opening of an envelope.

Speaker 1

What do you live in, mister D's.

Speaker 3

I live out Preston Ware. I'll take a level thirteen trand on High Street, the Separation Street.

Speaker 1

I'm in the eastern suburbs. I'll get a cab.

Speaker 3

Come over, Violmians. I'd make you very welcome. It's a bit fair for me.

Speaker 1

It's g I bring my own.

Speaker 3

Yes, you can if you like, But i'll have some there.

Speaker 1

I won't be there. I don't believe in socializing with people I work with.

Speaker 3

Yes, I've heard it's worked for you in the past.

Speaker 1

It spoils that magic spark.

Speaker 3

Yes, yes, that's right. You And who was your great friend, Attorney Barber? You hit it off well with him.

Speaker 1

Toney's a wonderful human being.

Speaker 3

Let's get down to syntax here. For what is Elizabeth Fry best remembered? Please?

Speaker 2

She invented Lamb's fry.

Speaker 3

No lose ten on that, No twenty for that insolence. She is a play right, she was very very good.

Speaker 1

She was a nurse.

Speaker 3

No prison, Yes, known for prison reform. What did Lloyd George call mister Belfer's poodle.

Speaker 1

Doggie pop?

Speaker 3

No? Losing ten points? All over here? Will the half of law thousand lords is right? What kind of canary is in the wild? Piers? Green?

Speaker 1

Red? No?

Speaker 3

I can't accept any of those orange.

Speaker 1

No, a greenish brown, greenish brown until the orange, isn't it?

Speaker 3

Well? A greenish brown? No changes when they when they get into hibernation.

Speaker 1

Are they chameleons?

Speaker 3

About how many people could feed off an ostrich egg? A single ostrich egg omelet, how many people five and a child?

Speaker 2

I say about six people.

Speaker 1

I'd say again, I'd say twelve twelve.

Speaker 3

It is correct.

Speaker 1

I know because I love ostrich eggs and I always have enough left over for the next eleven meals?

Speaker 3

What is your main old? Yes, like the pizzas on a Sunday night? Which which is your main? Did you call me? What did you say? I'm answering the question that you haven't asked.

Speaker 2

When that means he can see the question?

Speaker 3

Are you looking over my shoulder? He's giving you the answer to questions, which is your main? Olifactory organ?

Speaker 1

You nose?

Speaker 3

He was? He did, No, he didn't because I didn't have a turnover. No, but he said nose. He said to your nose the question oli factory. I didn't hear the questions? You see? Well, so who loses ten? He gets twenty for your insolence? Okay, how do you pronounce s?

Speaker 1

I n h shane shin pain I n h shin lose ten?

Speaker 3

All of you? Shine, Shine, Shine, Who composed dead leaves for the piano? Who composed dead leaves for the piano?

Speaker 1

Yes, I have that record that he is dead leaves and roots by ravel lose twenty for slight dirtiness.

Speaker 3

Yes, I have no idea.

Speaker 1

I would never clue.

Speaker 2

Yes, isn't isn't there what that guy used to call that guy's dog. No, no, no, no no, he called the cat that there's the pussy.

Speaker 3

Oh dear laughing from the box.

Speaker 1

That should have been the highlights, maybe even the primo.

Speaker 3

By the way, where would you find a fairies ring? Come on, if you pick up the fairy come on?

Speaker 1

Where on the moon?

Speaker 3

Under a tree? Where they grow? Measuroms need the circle of fung?

Speaker 2

Guy, that's right, I think I was right.

Speaker 3

The traces, the traces of darker green, lifting the grass by a circle of Funguy? How many? How many wings? Has a b quickly?

Speaker 1

Four?

Speaker 3

Who said four?

Speaker 1

First?

Speaker 3

Alright? Twenty for you if that's good, and ten off for these?

Speaker 1

What does cunni mean that place?

Speaker 3

No?

Speaker 1

En the diamond, diamond, diamond loose.

Speaker 2

It's a form of it's a part of a tree.

Speaker 1

Yes, not, look like that was a big That's what the diamond was called.

Speaker 3

What is a mastodon? A master?

Speaker 1

It's an elephant.

Speaker 3

It's how did you know that?

Speaker 2

Because I have a DVD at home elephants and mastodons. There egumentary from the Discovery.

Speaker 3

Channel panel where you take so much umbridge when I say, how did you know that?

Speaker 1

Oh?

Speaker 3

I've got a DV deal. It's all about elephants.

Speaker 1

But you know they're now extinct and they had.

Speaker 3

Big horns, big truncusses. Who are you describing?

Speaker 1

Now?

Speaker 3

All right? Ten points to you, thank you. What is the characteristic smell of a hydrogen cyanide? Not rotten eggs?

Speaker 1

Almonds? Almonds?

Speaker 3

How did you know that?

Speaker 1

I know because I've put some in your spezza?

Speaker 2

Yes, so don't you eat any of that feets and brea.

Speaker 3

Give that snidner? Come on please, bitter almonds? Yes to a g insect family? Does the ladybird belong quickly a beetle? The beetle family? Yes?

Speaker 1

Yeah, I ahead tonight he's going to lose them very quickly.

Speaker 3

With one more of mistate.

Speaker 2

He lose points for showing off mister D.

Speaker 3

Twenty points, take the bridle off him. What percentage of British men have no teeth? Four percent, eight percent, seven and a half twenty four percent?

Speaker 1

Really on which are running out of time?

Speaker 2

Mister D is another twenty what's the Scott Well Phillips just dropped to minus ninety ian on minus forty I was also on minus forty one on sixty points.

Speaker 1

No

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