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The Mervyn Purvis Kwik Kwiz ep 122 - 01 Aug, 2004

Jun 01, 20255 min
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Episode description

The Mervyn Purvis Kwik Kwiz was a staple of Remember When for over 20 years.  Hear the replay each Sunday at 11.45pm or catch the podcast here.

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Transcript

Speaker 1

Who wants to be a Mervin per.

Speaker 2

Have flashy flunkies everywhere?

Speaker 3

Purvose, who wants the father of a country estate?

Speaker 1

A country estate is something i'd hate.

Speaker 3

Well, all, let's talk about Channel. Oh, Channel ten's birth. Then let's get down to the business, sire of what's in hand for the Morven Purpose quick quiz. You're an oh for a while they're moving?

Speaker 2

Yes, I worked in the Deck Club. They've got it. They had carp and to show room at the back. And I used to do the sets for the Bluestone Boys and oh the camera.

Speaker 3

Breakout Holiday Island on Arcade.

Speaker 2

Yes, I would the first edition of Arcade.

Speaker 3

There's some Mardel shows and a great history that as you left behind you.

Speaker 1

And then he moved into the wardrobe department at Channel.

Speaker 3

Let's get down to business, he writes, Simon.

Speaker 4

Yes, thank you, boss, and what about you?

Speaker 1

Ah, Yes, I'll be right now.

Speaker 3

Okay, ten marks for every one you get right, ten marks that you lose if you're incorrect with your answer. What was Peter Goldmark's circular invention in nineteen forty eight?

Speaker 1

The wheel lose that he was a bit like the LP record.

Speaker 3

Yes, the Long Playing record a record. Don't get confident what a camel's hair brush made from?

Speaker 4

Catty?

Speaker 3

Lose ten and the ideas he bristles. Don't you call me that. I've had it up to my nipping being called pigs bristles.

Speaker 1

And so is Linda Lovelace. I think there is made of boars fluff.

Speaker 3

Lose ten. I don't think bars have a fluff? Do they see what they eats.

Speaker 2

From the squirrels?

Speaker 1

Tile you kidding?

Speaker 4

Well, yes, I'm sure that answer is different every time, So it's not.

Speaker 3

It is not that's the camel hair. What or how did the great Greek Dramatistius die Acilius poisoned?

Speaker 4

He fell off the stage?

Speaker 1

No, he bitten by an ass.

Speaker 3

You all lose ten.

Speaker 1

He was killed.

Speaker 2

He was killed when a bird dropped a tortoise on his head from a great height.

Speaker 3

Well, you get hit by a tortoise from a great height.

Speaker 1

He is Aathian.

Speaker 4

Talk about bad luck.

Speaker 3

Of all the places in the world that the tortoise should land on him.

Speaker 1

You know who?

Speaker 4

I feel sorry for the priest who would have been reading at his funeral, And how sad it was that he died when a bird dropped the tortoise.

Speaker 1

And the priest was at our school and he tortoise? What do you mean the tortoise fell on his head?

Speaker 3

That's channel humor.

Speaker 4

Does he lose points for that?

Speaker 3

Twenty points lost? What sense does a dying person tend to lose? First?

Speaker 4

His hearing?

Speaker 3

That's the last sight is correct? I in twenty points? He who designed the Eiffel Tower?

Speaker 1

Good staff, Eiffel.

Speaker 3

That's ten points for you. What are penguins covered.

Speaker 4

In feathers boiled?

Speaker 3

Twenty for you? Simon, lose ten for you interrupting the oil? Are there on the outside? After whom with a Virgin Islands name the legend Queen Elizabeth?

Speaker 1

And twenty points for that, the Virgin queen, not Madonna.

Speaker 3

How long do mayfly eggs take the hatch? Quick? This is a good quiz tonight. It's quick?

Speaker 1

Four days?

Speaker 3

Lose ten? What's the matter with the week? I just don't know.

Speaker 4

I'm feeling twenty one days?

Speaker 1

Three?

Speaker 3

How many? Three years? Three years? A long station period, long time you can even have an elephant cel all in elephant's only a couple of months. Elephants in which year were Transit's first issue to the British Army.

Speaker 1

Quickly eighteen ninety six, war nineteen seventeen, fifteen.

Speaker 2

Hundred, eighteen twenty three eighteen.

Speaker 3

I don't want they were prior to transits good rounded.

Speaker 1

I believe Chris Master is a songs co.

Speaker 3

Lots who first road around the world road Road, Yes.

Speaker 1

R O D R O W E D franchises.

Speaker 2

Ian you think Dick Smith no one because it hasn't been invented yet.

Speaker 1

That's right, it is.

Speaker 3

I've never been attempted to row around the question, so you all lose ten points.

Speaker 4

It's very good.

Speaker 3

Which insect has the best eye sight? The gnat, not the nat good thought though the bee?

Speaker 1

New birds have good eyesight?

Speaker 3

New the dragon fly, the dragonfly. We might get one in quickly here. Which water fowl is thought to feed its young its own blood? Oh dear, oh, just tasteful host.

Speaker 1

Would that be a p hen No, it's a Pelican.

Speaker 3

Score please scores.

Speaker 4

Philip on minus thirty, Ian on minus forty. I was on minus forty. That's a low scoring game tonight, moving one outright on fifty points.

Speaker 3

Oh,

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