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We're 30. We're dirty. We're dying. I actually do need to take a shower. I didn't do that this morning. I didn't shower this morning. I showered last night and I like used clarifying shampoo and really got up in there. Oh, yeah. Get up in there. Yeah, so I did my big old hair wash. Welcome back to the show. Welcome. We're 30 ish and we're not flirty and thriving. We're the exact opposite, hence the name of the show. And we're 30 dirty and dying. During spooky season.
Yeah, so it's Halloween time, it's October, and every Halloween season we do spooky episodes, don't we, Courtney? Yeah. And this year's no different. It's never different. No, and it won't be until season... A million. A million. That's how long... Well, we won't live that long, but... We might not even live tomorrow, who knows. You never know. That's why life's so spooky. Die and wake up dead. Okay. I hate when you say that. The wake up dead, specifically, because you don't.
Yeah. You go - But, you know, you catch my reference. No, I don't. It's from Scary Movie! Courtney, again! Alright. Scary Movie 3, specifically. That's the only one you ever fucking quote. Yeah. There's a whole conversation about waking up dead. Sorry, I don't remember all the conversations from Scary Movie 3. My fucking back. You're missing out. Well, speaking of things that are spooky that you might or might not remember or know,
we're doing a spooky trivia. And I I'm going to call it chaos trivia, because really, that's what I brought to the table. Yeah, I have Halloween specific trivia. See, mine is just spooky trivia. OK, so some of it's about Halloween. Some of it's about fall. Some of it's about specific Halloween and spooky content. Some of it's about me. Oh, some of it's about the podcast. If you guys listen to our Christmas Chaos Trivia from
last year, it's kind of like that. Courtney's seemingly very profesh about the trivia, and I am just vibing. I almost want to not even ask any questions and just try to answer all of yours. We'll see. I don't know how many I have, but no, I want you to ask me questions too. I think it's fun when we go back and forth. That's the essence of Chaos Trivia. We have to both bring the chaos. I can't hold this up on my own. Yeah,
you literally can't do it by yourself. Okay, um, before we do that, we gotta go back in time. Spooky spooky, it's 2005. Let's see, I was what? 10, 11. And I was 13, 14. I believe my Halloween costume in 2005 -ish. I was either a pirate or... A boy matey. Hell yeah. Or it might have been the year that I was Mickey Mouse from Fantasia specifically. Wizard hat. It was a bitchin' costume. I love Fantasia. Me too. I think that's underrated. It is. It really is. But that was my costume
I wanted to be. I'd gone to Disney World. We went to Disney World when I was nine. First and only time. And I got the light up Fantasia hat with the ears. It lit up. It had batteries. And I had this like wizard's robe. Um, and I said I wanted to be that Fantasia Mickey Mouse version. And my meemaw actually painted my face like Mickey really well because she had back in the day, she had Halloween parties all the time and she was Minnie Mouse and there's pictures. It was
a great fucking costume. So she was like, I have the skills for this. It was a great time that if it was that year had a Halloween party. Oh, shit. In my house. We had them in my basement when I was growing up, when I was in elementary and going into middle school. Look at you. Yeah, I had like, I think I had two. I had like two years in a row, I think I had the... I think. I don't know. Now I'm second guessing, but that sounds correct. I never had friends ever really.
Oh. Not until... You met me, huh? I came over to your house. Like high school maybe. Yeah. And that was just like one friend at a time. And then there's that one time when people from the movie theater came over to grandma's house. Yeah, the bonfire. The bonfire. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, that was like the only time. Well, when grandma was home. Oh, I had alcoholic beverages and other people over when grandma was not home. Party time! And you said you'd never partied.
Look at you. Okay. Having parties when your grandma's out of town. Yeah. Well, it's where you lived. Yeah. I never had parties when my parents weren't home. The only time was that time that you guys came over and we watched Rocky Horror Picture Show. And we got married. Yes. So big night. Big night. And my parents knew I was gonna have people over. And get married. Well, I don't know if they knew that part. Uh, but hey, what's life if you don't almost give your parents a heart
attack sometimes? No, so I think that's what I was doing around that time. Um, I wish I would remember if it was... I don't even know what grade I was in at that time, I couldn't tell ya. Well, if I was 10 -11, I would've been in, like, 4th, 5th grade. Or 5th, 6th. So I'd have been 7th, 8th? I know I was in 5th grade at one point when I had one of those Halloween parties, and I think I was 10 or 11. So I would have been in eighth grade. Okay, that seems right. Yeah.
So what do I do in eighth grade? Yeah, let's talk about that. I held a boy's hand. I started it all. I didn't start kissing until ninth grade. And then it was just straight ahead. No, nothing really happened until college. I just mean the obsession with boys. No, the obsession with boys started in preschool. Wow. Obsessed. Really? Yes, all the way through elementary school. Between seventh and eighth grade, there's this guy named
Nick. I don't have stories at all. Yeah. Like, I think he lived kind of close to like when I lived with my dad. Okay. So like, he kind of lived close to there and like we hang out like once. Yeah. But I was like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna marry this kid for the rest of my life. Yeah, isn't that always? Yeah. Yeah, I remember I had a friend, he would come over a lot. And he came to my Halloween party. I remember that. And he got scared and almost broke a table. Oh, shit.
He fell. My table! It's broken! But he would come over and he he was cool with he liked to play with dolls. But obviously, no one needed to know that. And I still played with dolls. Why do I remember this story? I think you've told this before. Have I? I don't know. You like kept the secret of him playing with dolls. Yeah.
Yeah. And he turned into like... Like a real hardcore dude and he was friends with some of my mutual friends and we you know We kind of lost touch but we ran in the same circles and I feel like he was always just kind of like looking at me like please don't Talk about how I used to come over your house and play Barbies and I'm like, I won't it was nice. He was nice guy Yeah, we had fun. No just held boys hands. Yeah. Well this couple. Yeah, I don't I was nervous.
I was nervous for several more years. I was a very late bloomer Yeah, I mean, I was still I was nervous up until like, I don't know, yesterday. Like five minutes ago. Anyways, so I also was I remember being a being one of the first years that I picked up a Fear Street book. I read Goosebumps before. But Goosebumps colon Fear Street, the more teen ones. Okay. Yep. I started to read those because I my fifth grade teacher had like
a bookshelf. in the back of the room and I would just go back there and find stuff and I found several Fear Street specific. So that's isn't Fear Street that thing on that series on Netflix? I think so. I've never watched it. I like them. I think you should watch them. Okay. I wasn't opposed to watching them. I just haven't gotten around to it. But yeah, he they were like more teen centered. I remember this one and it was these girls they switched. It was like Freaky
Friday. And then another one. the boy next door and the boy i think was evil or something i don't know i mean huge spooky shit loved it um i also read a book called ghost house where a girl blew her hands off the fireworks and that was that year because i found it on that shelf i remember nice firecracker suzy that was her name swear to god i'm not making that up i'm not being a dick the author is doing it wow anyways 2005 um some movies came out I almost forgot that
we were talking about 2005. Me too. Well, we talk about our real lives. We talk about both pop culture, what we were doing. Well, before you go with what you were doing, I know you want to talk about this. Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch. I remember this. So this was when the Scientology thing had started to happen hard. He was getting weird. And he was with Katie Holmes. No one knows how she got there. I don't you know, there are conspiracy theories, whatever. But
anyways, he went on Oprah. And he was talking about how in love with Katie Holmes, he was and that's how in love he was to jump up and down on a couch. And it was so, it was so creepy and weird when he did it. Like my mom watched Oprah. Like I remember sitting there and watching it while my mom was watching it. And I was just both being like, what the fuck is going on? Um, Jessica Simpson filed for divorce from Nick Lachey. Nick Lachey. Nick Lachey. I used to call him
that though. His name was Lachey. Yeah. Yeah. So that what lasted four years because they got married in 2001. I don't think I'm married in 2001. The show started in 2001. I don't know how new the newlywed title was. So but yeah, probably less than five years, I'd say. They seem happier now without each other. She's married. He's married. They're good. What else is going on? Matthew McConaughey was crowned People's Sexiest Man Alive. I get it. All right. All right.
All right. Especially that era like we was doing How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and some of those movies that romcoms, you know. So what's really funny, okay, so I'm looking it's the picture of it. Yeah, but it also says Nicole Kidman engaged. Oprah's best moments 20th anniversary celebration, plus Jake Orlando Kanye, George and many more. Oh my gosh. People Magazine, People Magazine, my grandma had People Magazine. Yeah, so to my mom, I remember like, I also remember just going
to the grocery store. Being in the checkout aisle and like waiting for my mom to check out and just reading all the people magazines Also, do you remember? I don't know if they still do the grocery store. It was a food lion. Yeah back
in the day. Um They had a whole aisle that was magazines I remember the whole aisle of yes, and I would always go over there and I would get tiger beats I would get bop and I would get teen beat sometimes and then I also would get like Guitar world and shit cuz I was you thought you were cool. Not like other girls. Yeah, okay Uh, Karang? Is that the other one? I don't even know half of them that you just said. It's like, it's a music one. Okay. But yeah, Bop and Tiger
Beat were my, they were like teen focused. I would get posters out of them. I just like the quizzes that were in them. Yeah, those two, those were great. Yeah, but I loved going to that whole ass row of magazines of some of them all and be like, you can pick out one, you can pick out two. And then it was just the best day ever when I came home from a grocery shopping trip with a magazine. It's simple things. Yeah. You know some movies that came out? Move Me Up. What?
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My god, the porn books are getting crazy. They're having real life effects on you. So I got a Brazilian wax. Yeah. And I'm just, I looked at her, I was like, can I scream all Kelly Clarkson? I did not. Oh, you should have. I should have, but I didn't. But you shouldn't have warned her. You should have just done it. I bet she gets it a lot. I bet people do that. Oh, I'm sure. Anyways, 2005. More movies. Sorry. Yeah, sorry. Oh, Kelly Clarkson. That was the point. V for
Vendetta. Never watched it. Fantastic Four. The longest yard remake. Adam Sandler. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the football movie. House of Wax. Another remake horror movie. Paris Hilton was in that one. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, she was really something in there with Chad Michael Murray. What a what a team. What a name also Pride and Prejudice Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the one with Johnny up and Corpse Bride came out. Oh Corpse Bride came out. I'm pretty
sure on my birthday Wow, let me check. Let me fact -check you fact -check me I'm pretty sure because I remember seeing on my birthday, but I could be wrong fact -check me daddy September 16th. Oh, I saw for my birthday. Yeah Anything else 2005? No. Do you have no songs? No, I have songs. I didn't know if you had anything else before. I mean Hurricane Katrina. More like Hurricane Tortilla. RIP, everybody, we're sorry. Do it for the Vine. Katrina did it for the Vine. So
I got the billboard chart. So this is the Hot 100. Obviously not all of these came out in 2011 or whatever. I just always feel the need to say that because some asshole is always like, oh, actually I came out. Since you've been gone. We Belong Together by Mariah Carey. I remember the video for that. The wedding video. She was like getting married and she ran away to this guy. It was the guy from Prison Break. The attractive one? Yeah. He's gay, isn't he? I have no clue.
I don't know anything about his personal life. I know that the guy who played his brother the less attractive one is married to Miley Cyrus's mom. Oh Yeah, her mom. Oh, yeah, I think I did Trish Trish. Yep, holla back girl I know how to sell bananas. Hell. Yeah be a and a and a s that's another one that came out in 2004 But was still super popular. I mean clearly this shit is Bananas, B -A -N -A -N -A -S. A few times been round that track with nuts and something
like that cause I ain't no hollaback girl. Gold Digger. I still know all of it. Oh yeah. I can still rap it all. A hundred percent. Yeah. Eighteen years. Eighteen years. Don'tcha? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was high like me. Wow. Well one, I won't go out with this one, but it's another one that's 2004 but was still popular. Let Me Love You by Mario. Remember that song? I love that song. I don't remember. Baby, you should let me love you. Let me be - I love it. The one
who gives you everything you want and need. Alright, and last one we'll do is... Oh, Rihanna, Ponder Replay. Hey Mr. D, just some Ponder Replay. Turn the music up. It was like her first big hit, that and that S .O .S. SOS, please someone help me. It's not healthy for you to... I don't know, but that was yeah, that's when Rihanna hit the scene. Oh shit. What a great year. Now let's do some trivia. Hey, thanks for listening to 30 Dirty and Dying, the show for millennials
by millennials. We get real about chronic illness, burnout, nostalgia, and why we aren't exactly thriving. If that sounds like you, join us every Thursday for new episodes. Now, back to the show. Spook trivia! Alright, so we're gonna go back and forth, chaotic trivia, all spooky shit, all the time. Why don't you start? Yo, you want me to start? I want you to start. You ask me a question, then I'll hit you with a question, and that's how we're gonna do it, ladies and gents, and
don't abide by any of your friends. Okay, so this is according to a 2023 poll. Okay. What is America's favorite Halloween candy? It's Reese's. I also had that question for you. Oh! Well, okay, so Reese's came out on top with 29 % of Americans choosing it as their favorite. Yeah. Second is a three way tie. Ooh, a three way. Three way. Devil's triangle. Candy corn, Kit Kats, and M &M's. Candy corn was up there. Candy corn was up there. Wow, okay. I mean, I'd fuck up some
candy corn. Well, continue the candy train then. Okay, choo choo. On last year's spooky season candy bracket that we did. Oh, fuck, okay. What did we decide was the best candy? And I have a multiple choice if you need it. Multiple choice me. Kent Daddy. Reese's, Starburst, Candy Corn, or Warheads? Reese's. No. That's what I fucking wanted, and you wouldn't... No. I put Candy Corn? Candy Corn. We decided it was Candy Corn. Oh shit. Because you wouldn't let me pick Reese's.
And we ended up with Candy Corn. Warheads is the one that made us almost throw up. Yeah, that was awful. I'm never gonna eat another Warheads again. Nope, it's bad. Ugh. We need to do another, like, kind of eating bracket something. I think we should do a movie theater candy bracket. That sounds good. Or a movie theater snack. I don't know, something. Yeah, I agree. Hit me. Hit me with your ba - You're not gonna know this. Okay, okay. I'm ready. Where was the first citywide
celebration of Halloween? This is not a real guess, but it is. It's not Boston, is it? No. Is it somewhere in, like, Missouri? You got the first letter. Massachusetts. No, but that would make a little bit more sense you think. I'm thinking New England for some reason and I can't I don't know. It's Minnesota. Oh shit. Yeah, Anoka, Minnesota in 1921. Wow, good for them. Yeah, good for them. Alright, similar vibe. In what country did Halloween originate? Italy, Ireland, Peru, or Wales? Ireland.
Absolutely. See, here's the thing, like I feel like I've definitely read that somewhere. Yeah. But I needed to hear the choices for it to click. It's one of those. Apparently that's why it became popular in America is when there was that influx of Irish immigrants. So in like the 1800s. Nice. Yep. All right. Hit me. How is Laurie Strode related to killer Michael Myers? She's not. She's not. There was that one thing, and I don't know if it's two or three, where they're like, oh,
that's her long lost sister. But that was just somebody They didn't pick that up when they brought Jamie Lee Curtis back. She's not. She was the babysitter. That's it. I'm passionate. You are correct. I know. So but how the answer is like trick question. Yeah, it is. Yeah, the answer depends on the movie. So in Halloween two released 91 reveals that Laurie Strode played by Jamie
Lee Curtis is Michael Myers sister. Later sequels followed suit until 2018's Halloween, a direct sequel to the 1978 original in which no family relation is mentioned. So in the 2018 movie Halloween Kills and 2021 and Halloween ends 2022, Laurie and Michael are unrelated, confusing. Yeah, it's stupid. They're not related. I got all worked up. What was my first Halloween costume as a baby? Barney, Sleeping Beauty, a spooky little scarecrow, or a cute ass pumpkin? Cute ass pumpkin.
Hell yeah! I feel like everyone at some point was a cute ass pumpkin. It's one of the most popular Halloween costumes for babies and dogs. Yeah, I can see that. I mean, because you just lay there. I think in college, I dressed up as a sexy pumpkin. Hot. So I just got like a regular pumpkin suit, right? Yeah. And then I wore just like tights and high heels. Oh, I was gonna say did they have cutouts like the slutty pumpkin and how I met your mother? Yes. Katie Holmes,
go. In what state is it the norm for trick or treaters to receive full size candy bars on Halloween? Is it Oregon? It's Oregon! Fuck! I just think I just saw it in passing. Like, Oregon. Man, should go. The Oregon Trail. Up to get those candy bars. Yeah. Might get dysentery. Might be worth it. Maybe you're born with it. Maybe it's dysentery. Okay, what was Hocus Pocus originally titled? Pocus Hocus? Nope. What was Hocus - was it just like witches or something? I have some
choices. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Uh, Witches Brew. Thackerie Binks Goes Rogue. Halloween house or virgin and candles? The first one. Witches brew? Yeah. No. What was it? Halloween house. Okay, I was like, is it Zachary? Zachary thinks he's the rogue. Zachary! Zachary! Zachary! I love it. We're doing good. We're doing pretty good. How did World War II affect sugar treating? Probably made it kind of hard because there was no anything including sugar, so... Don't know probably made
it suck. I don't have deets. Yeah, so obviously sugar. Yeah, that was the problem I know it was like a commodity that was very like rationed out and not available So yeah, so like candy just had candy distribution. Is this where the after shit happened? It said When the ration was lifted in 1947, so between 42 and 47. Yeah, they were doing other things but once it was lifted candy production and the popularization of trick -or -treating picked back up. Okay.
So essentially like it was like meh for like five years. Yeah. Well, that makes sense. What is the name of the real hotel that inspired the hotel in The Shining? Oh, fuck. Because I do. Do you have options? I do. Okay. Okay. Because I know it, but you need to. Okay. The Marathon Inn. Nope. The Snowy Mountain Inn. Nope. The Stanley Hotel. Yes. Uh, yes. Absolutely. Stanley Stanley. Yep. Stanley steamer gets carpets cleaner. Stanley Cup. Not sponsored, but it could be.
What was the origin or origin? What was the original purpose of bobbing for apples? I have this one for you too. Do you? Yes, I do. It was a it was like something that psychics and fortune tellers and shit did to predict who you would marry. Yes. For women. Each apple represented a different suitor. And whichever Apple the woman ended up biting into what said to represent her future husband. Yeah, I had that one for you as well.
Oh, shit. Yep. Amazing. All right. So to follow up on my previous question to you, what is the name of the hotel in the fictional or in The Shining? What is the name of the fictional hotel? Because it is not the Stanley. Correct. Is it the Mountain Ridge Hotel, the Morton Motel, the Overlook Hotel? Overlook. Yep. Good work. I just need to hear it. Yep. And I know. I know, I know, I know. What was the original name for Candy Corn? I didn't realize she had a first name.
I didn't say first name, I said original name. Well, original is first. Um, I don't know. Um, orange stuff. I have no clue. I have no clue. Chicken feed. Yuck. I'm glad they changed it. Yeah. Yuck. I kind of get it though, because it looks like, yeah. Yeah, kernels. Yeah. What fictional horror movie does Sean not reference in In Then There Was Sean? Ooh, okay, okay. Okay. The Last of the Obvious Suspects, Blood in the Showers, Killer, Killer, You're the Killer, or
The Killer is One of Us. Which one does he not? Is it Blood in the Showers? No. Is it Last of the... No, you're wrong. What? It's Killer, Killer, You're the Killer. Why do I... Eric says it. Fuck you! Yeah! When he meets Jennifer Love - Because I'm like, I remember hearing all of those. Yep. That's why I did it. When he meets Jennifer Love Fefferman, he's like, killer, killer, you're the killer. Just like in that movie, killer, killer, you're the killer. But Sean says all
the others. Fuck, you got me. I got you good. Which famous magician actually died on Halloween? Harry Houdini. Yeah. The Houdines. For my next trick, I'm going to disappear. From life. Yeah. Bye. All right. What state produces the most pumpkins? Is it? Maine, Illinois, Montana, or West Virginia? Montana. Nope. Oh. Maine. Nope. West Virginia. Nope. Illinois. I was gonna get there. 0 for 3. Who was the first First Lady to decorate the White House to celebrate Halloween?
Huh, okay. Is it Eleanor Roosevelt? It is not. Fuck. And you don't know when anybody was, so I can't even ask you before or after. What's
it start with? What's her name start with? first or last first m martha washington no she was in the white house i actually didn't know this first name what's the what's the what's the last name sorry that'll give it away just do it e i mayme eisenhower yeah yep in 1958 uh it was a 17 by 21 foot jack -o -lantern i love it mayme eisenhower i didn't know you had it in you what creature is a lycanthrope Vampire, werewolf,
ghoul, or demon? A lycanthrope? Yeah, I don't know if I'm saying it right, but I'm pretty sure I fucking am. Werewolf. Absolutely. Correct! Nice. Yep. Good work. See? You're killing it. How many pounds of candy corn are produced every single year? Shit, I don't know. 5 ,000? Way more - Do you wanna go higher than that? 10 ,000? You want to go way higher than that? 500 ,000? You want to go way higher than that? I don't know, I can't. It's 35 million. Jesus Christ.
Pounds of candy corns made every year. That's nine billion pieces of the tricolor wonders to munch on every Halloween. Dare I say that's too fucking many, y 'all. I think it's not enough. Okay. Okay, I'm gonna take it back to our own spooky season celebrations again. Continue. All right. Which of these urban legends did we not discuss in our creepy things urban legends episode with season two, which was our first block of
spooky season episodes? Yes. Was it Slender Man, the clown statue, Bloody Mary, or the legend of the bean sucker? The clown statue. Yes, we did not discuss that one. I specifically remember the bean sucker. Yeah, me too. He was a fucking loser. I remember this part where I was telling you what I was picturing and you were like, I was just thinking about baked beans. That's one of my favorite lines that you've ever said I think. Alright, keep going. What's the only mammal
that can fly? What? What is the only mammal that can fly? Bat. Freaking bats! I love Halloween. Yep. At first, I don't know why, but I was picturing
a whale. Why? was wrong that's why i was like wait what because you said mammal and i just thought of a whale yep all right uh what is the night before halloween called in michigan michigan madness devil's night all hollows eve or monster mash day devil's night yep solid work solid absolutely amazing all right which country holds the record for the largest pumpkin ever i feel like it's is it finland no is it switzerland no Then I'm
out. Italy. What? Grown in 2021, the pumpkin weighed 1 ,226 kilograms, which is just shy of 2 ,702 pounds. Yikes. And measured 11 feet by eight inches. That's a big ass pumpkin, Charlie Brown. You can fuck that pumpkin. You can fuck a regular pumpkin. You can super fuck that. I mean, it would take a few people to fuck that pumpkin. Yeah. Okay, what was the rule about who never dies according to Sean in and then there was Sean? Who never dies? Who never dies.
Choices? Yeah. Girls, people who have known love, virgins or almost virgins. Virgins. Yep. Virgins never die. And then Eric's like, I'm dead. Sean says, I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying. The show was so good. As a kid, never understood. No, but it was good. As a doll, I'm like, get it. Remember when they're like, and then they realize, and he's like, Feeny's dead, and they're like, go Feeny, go Feeny. Okay. Which of the following is not a term for a scarecrow?
Hodmadad? Whoa, that's almost too weird, it has to be true. Mermet? Doodlesack? Hey, man. Gallybagger? Tattiebogle? Momet? Mocken? Blop. I'm gonna go with watch. No, is it? Hey, man. No What was that other one? You said? No Mermet no doodle sack doodle sack. It's doodle sack. Okay doodle sack, which is an English word for a bagpipe Either way you look at it while the scarecrow
may not have had a heart. He does go by a lot of names I'm gonna call it a hot madad from now on I'm gonna call it a dual sack just to be a fuck just to be a or a bump sure whatever the fucking last one was Bob botch Bob B WB ACA All right, what classic horror novel was inspired by the writer being in a ghost storytelling contest with her friends? Dracula, Frankenstein, The Haunting of Hill House, or Rosemary's Baby? Frankenstein. Absolutely. Mary Shelley was in a ghost storytelling
contest and she came up with it. I know things. You do know things. I can't pull it out of my ass, but I recognize. I can't pull anything out of my ass, actually. I mean, poop comes out my ass. Well, there's that. What is the highest grossing horror film to date? Okay, I don't know. Give me something. And this is not... adjusting for inflation. That seems like you're trying to tell me something. Is it Rosemary's baby? No. Is it The Shining? No. Is it Psycho? No.
Give me, give me a hint, give me a hint. I can't give you a hint without giving it a high. Okay fine, just tell me, just tell me. It! Oh! Yeah. When you said not adjusting for inflation, I was thinking... Well, the way that I was thinking, when I said not adjusting for inflation, I wanted you to think newer. See, I did the opposite. I thought older. Because older would be less money, less grossed. Right. So not adjusting for inflation, it would be newer films. Got it.
Yeah. So it's first and then The Sixth Sense and then Jaws. Huh. The Sixth Sense. Interesting. I always forget that they want to call Jaws a horror movie. You know. Yeah. I mean, I guess it's scary. What is the name of the ghost that haunts the Proud Family in their Halloween special? I can't tell you the last time I watched that. Alright, well I'm just gonna give you some choices and you pick whatever feels right. Goose Jones, Garrett Krebs, Spencer Spooks, or Warren Reilly?
Goose Jones. Nope. Uh, Warren Reilly? No. Okay. Tell me. Garrett Krebs. Oh, okay. Yeah. Krebs. I came up with Goose Jones. I liked it. And Warren Reilly myself. Nice. Also Spencer Spooks. I didn't think it was that one. That's the one that I'm like, that's not. But considering it's a children's show, I was thinking Goose. Silly Goose. Silly Goose. Silly Goose is dead. Yikes. Yikes. That's a horror film right there. Okay, what were originally used as the first jack -o -lanterns? Onions.
It's not ogres, okay? Oh, the layers. Was it not audience? It's not audience. Oh, then I have no clue. I thought I knew that for sure. No. Turnips. I can't remember the last time I saw a turnip. Yep, originated in Ireland. You know, the fastest growing crop in Harvest Moon. They grow pretty fast. All right, I think this is my last one. So then you can just carry on without me. Finish this lyric from the Monster Mash. Okay. I was working in the lab late one night.
when a chilling sound gave me such a fright, when my monster on a slab began to rise, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight, or when I heard outside an eerie cry. The first one? No. Which one is it? When my eyes beheld an eerie sight. Whoa. Yeah. I love the Monster Mash. I actually don't. I couldn't tell you the lyrics at all. Well, the next one is when my monster on a slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise, it is a mash. It is the monster. Oh, he did. Oh,
the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash. That's all I know. I listen to it. Even when it's not spooky time. You know what song I listen to when it's not spooky time? What? Ghostbusters? You know, fair. I like it. It's pitchy. I remember I had a couple of those like. sounds of Halloween CDs and they were just like for my Halloween parties that my mom would get from like catalogs. I can't just leave them, he has my CDs. But it had like Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Thriller.
Yeah, Bad Moon Rising, like Spooky, like Abracadabra, all those kind of songs. Abracadabra. Not the Eminem version. No. But it sounds exactly the same. Yeah, well you sampled it. Gonna reach out and grab ya. Oh, she asked me like two or three more. Let's just go out with a bang, Courtney. In It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Shit, okay. Who does Linus mistake for the Great Pumpkin? Peppermint Patty? No. Charlie Brown? No. Snoopy?
Snoopy! Cool. So Linus faints after seeing a shadowy figure rise in the pumpkin patch, thinking it's the Great Pumpkin. Instead, it was only Snoopy. Aww. Snoop. I think you should know this. Okay, I'm ready. Where did the Headless Horseman originate? Like the legend? Yeah. The legend of Sleepy Hollow. Sleepy Hollow. It's a short story. Yeah, it's... it was less of a place necessarily, but like... With the origins of the story not like where the story was told. Oh, well, I don't
know. Okay, so American author Washington Irving created a character in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, which is the horseman was the ghost decapitated in the Revolutionary War. So I kind of gave you the answer when I said The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Yeah, I didn't read all of it. It's okay. All right, pick a good one. This could be our last one. I'm ready to fucking roll heads will roll pumpkins. I'm ready. All right. What year will have the next Halloween with a full moon. Wait
a minute, I looked at this. Fucking forget it. 2020, 2060 something? 2039. Shit. Give me another one. I need another one. That makes me mad because I literally read that. Okay. Alright, I'm ready. What was the first movie to feature a toilet on screen? What? What? Is it a scary movie? Yeah. How scary are we talking? Classic classic horror.
Is it psycho? It's psycho fuck 1960 psycho that was just a guess because they're in the bathroom Yeah, and I know she flushes some stuff down the toilet Yeah, so the first on -screen toilet was seen in Alfred Hitchcock's classic psycho 1960 earlier films avoided showing bathrooms Wow, well, they really came in hard Hey, we don't really want you to show the bathroom Alfred. Oh Man, have I got bad news for you. Oh, this is actually a very interesting fact. Okay, hit
me. Okay. In what state is it illegal to dress up as a nun or a priest on Halloween? Okay, wait. And it's not, it's not Utah. I didn't think it would be. Is it Jersey? No, but I have the actual law right here. Okay, is it Pennsylvania? No. Massachusetts? No. Okay, then go. Alabama. What? So this is the law, Section 13A, 14 -4. Are you ready for it? Absolutely I am. Fraudulently pretending
to be clergymen. Whoever being in a public place fraudulently pretending by garb or outward array to be a minister of any religion or nun, priest, rabbi, or other member of the clergy is guilty of a misdemeanor and upon conviction shall be punished by a fine not exceeding $500 or confinement in a county jail for not more than one year or by both such fine and imprisonment. That's weird. That's a weird law. It's a weird law. I mean I can understand not wanting people to Misrepresent
themselves as clergy. Yeah, there are similar laws for like policemen and doctors and shit But it's Halloween What what if a kid wants to dress up as their dad who is a priest? Well, here's the thing Their dad shouldn't be a priest because priests are supposed to be celibate. Oh, you're right So I sorry I just I read a book Yeah, anyway, so I hope you guys enjoyed spooky trivia. I know I fucking did. I hope you learned new things today. Yeah, we had some fun. We had
some chaos. We obviously had some nostalgia. And laughs. Some giggles. And some gifts. You're a real gift. You are too. Thanks. If I'm going trick or treating, you're always a treat. Oh. Read a book about that, you know? I bet there's one. There is. There's porn for everything. Stop hiding porn. Courtney, it is. It's porn. This, look, I have no problem with it. I want people to read whatever they want to read. But these people that are like, um, Smut and Spice are
not porn. It's fine that it's porn, but it's porn. Don't sit here and tell me it's not. What is it then? It's romance. Bullshit. And they love each other in these books. I don't think so. Some of the ones you told me about sound scary. Well, that's a little bit too much truth -telling for one episode. Thanks for listening, you guys. I hope you're having a great spooky season so far, and we'll keep rolling with spooky
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