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we are gonna be, we're gonna play a game. We love games. We do love games. So I had this idea to play, do you remember the board game Guess Who? with the little flippies. I remember the board game Guess Who. Yes. So I thought it would be fun to play Guess Who, but with millennial pop culture figures that we both know or mostly know and that most millennials, I think, regardless of where you fall in the millennial timeline, you probably are at least somewhat aware of.
These are celebrities except for like a couple of fictional characters, but mostly real people. And I tried to keep it within the early to mid -ish 2000s is roughly where we are. There are a few outliers, but that's the era. That's a sweet spot. So I literally made game boards. I love it. You'll have to post pictures. Oh, I will. For the Insta. I definitely will. Also, I had to go on Amazon to find the original Guess Who, because the one they sell in Target now
is like Guess Who 2 .0. And the board is totally different. And I guess the gameplay is different. They have this weird thing on the top. And I don't I don't know. But I was like, I don't know how to do this. I had a big old person moment. I was like, because I was just gonna get into Target. And I was like, I don't fucking know. I don't even know what how to do this. Like, I don't know what this is. I don't know how I'll customize it. So fucking no. So yeah, I had to
go on Amazon and find the original one. It wasn't that hard to find. But yeah, yeah. And I was just like, I mean, maybe it's the same game. Maybe it's only just slightly different, but it feels. Yeah, I mean, it's the same gameplay. It's just you don't flick them down. Yeah, you like, I guess. But then when I when I got this on Amazon on the box, it says original pictures and gameplay. So I do think it's slightly different. Maybe. Which no hate, just hate. Hey, we're gonna
do this a ridge. That's all we know. Yeah, I can't I couldn't do it. I like short circuited when I was trying to figure out how I was gonna do what it was in my head. You know, millennials can't figure it out. cringe, whatever we're gonna play a game today. I did speaking of millennials and cringe. I saw a TikTok. I thought you were gonna be like, I looked in the mirror. No. Haha, you got me. No, I was I was watching a TikTok and the girl was just like, guys, we're healing.
No one said spoopy for Halloween. And I'm like, did Millennials do that? I never did. I think it's stupid. I vaguely remember it being a thing. I always hated it. Yeah, I vaguely remember it. Who says spoopy? Hopefully no one else. spoopy pooping. Well, so we should we should we jump into back in time so we can get to? Yeah, well, you're back in time. All right. So two thousand and two. Oh, something good. This was a good year for music. I know we usually end with music,
but this was a good fucking year for me. OK, I'm just going to we're going off. This is what was hitting the charts. OK. How You Remind Me from Nickelback. This is how you remind me of what I really am. Hot in here, Nellie. It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. I would, I changed the lyrics to cold in here. Oh. It's getting cold in here, so put on all your clothes. I am getting so cold. I want to put a coat on. I love that. Also Dilemma. by
Nellie and Kelly Rowland. Is that the one where she's in Excel? Yeah. She's texting in Excel. Yeah. Nice. I love that. I love that song. I love that video too. Nellie really had a big old moment. I remember I had the cassette tape of his album Nellyville. I also had it on CD. I got it on CD later but I had the cassette tape. My mom got it for me probably right around 2002.
Nice. Yeah. She was really surprised when she picked it up and it had a song also called Pimp Juice on it but I listened to the whole thing so whatever. My mom was one of those people that like was really weird about when I got into like rock music and like metal and like that but she would any, any like rap or hip hop CD or music I wanted. She just didn't even think one thought about it. Which is crazy. I would think opposite. Yeah, because the language is normally worse.
Yeah. But you know, she was like, well, they're not talking about the devil. So I guess it's fine. Okay, cool. Yeah, I was raised on the whole Biggie Tupac situation, which now who even I mean, we all know, allegedly, whatever. Complicated. by Avril Lavigne. I have to go and make things so complicated. See the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated. A life's like this you. You fall and you crawl and you make and you break what you get and you turn
it into honesty. You promise me you're never gonna find you're faking. No, no, no. A thousand miles and I will walk. No. Jesus Christ. If I could just hold you tonight Why can I only picture Terry Crews though? Oh, yeah, that's the only thing I'm sorry, Vanessa Carlson. It's just Terry Crews. That's his song now, you know. What else? Came out in 2001, but The Middle, by Jimmy Eat World. It just takes some time, little girl, you're in the middle after a while. Everything,
everything will be just fine. Everything, everything will be alright, alright. I'm on. Guitar Hero World Tour. I love to play that on the drums. That was my drum song. I could totally understand why now that you say that. I didn't know that NSYNC and Nellie did a collab song called Girlfriend. I'm not your girlfriend, baby. I doubt that's it. Not your little sex toy. Oh, Soak Up the Sun. I'm gonna soak up the sun. Speaking of 303. Yeah. Guess who's going to Warped Tour. Are you
fucking serious? VIP, baby! Oh my god! Can I go? Michael only got two tickets. Oh, sad. Can you just put it in your backpack? Yeah. Get a big backpack. Backpack, backpack! All the stuff that's loaded up with things and knickknacks too. Yep. Oh, that's so good. You know, honestly, I say I want to go but I couldn't survive it. That's why he got VIP. Because he knew I couldn't survive it otherwise. No. It's air conditioned bathrooms. Oh, good for you. VIP. Soak up the
fun. You want to know more about 2002? Yeah, please. Sorry. Okay. Halle Berry became the first black actress to win the Academy Award for Best Actress. I know she won it for Monster Ball. Which I do not love that movie, but she did well in it. Like, she totally deserved the award. Uh, Bed Affleck was People's Sexiest Man Alive? I don't get that. But that's when he was - wasn't that when he was with J .Lo the first time? Mm
-hmm. It was really all happening for him? Uh, Justin Timberlake, thirst -trapped on the cover of Rolling Stones. It's just Rolling Stone, by the way. Oh, I add S's to things. You do. I've noticed that a bit. You're like, it needs to be plural. I wouldn't call that a thirst trap. But you know, honestly, I have nothing against Justin Timberlake. I do. I don't I don't really I don't I have no strong feelings. You have no opinion about how he treated Britney Spears?
Because they that's also when they officially broke up. We've talked about this before. I'm not saying he did good things. But I'm just saying like, I'm not gonna vilify someone for being
a shitty boyfriend. at 19 or 20 yeah that's true you know what i'm saying like and now if this was a pattern and if we find out it's pattern and he's been a shitty husband to Jessica Beale and we find out all these things sure okay but from what i know i'm not saying he's great i just don't i have no need to be like you suck ramen head like i just i have no strong i have no strong feelings and you know he But he was never like one of my favorites in NSYNC. No problem.
But it was always like Lance Bass, JC Chazee, even Joey fucking Fatone. I love Joey Fatone. I do too. More now. More now. But looking back, I was like, man, look at you with your red hair. He did like the bright red crimson hair. He really, really killed it. I think I'm more attracted to his type now, you know? Now, yes. Like the dad bod type of like funny. Yeah, he's funny. He's always like had that more like fun personality. Yeah, and I appreciate it more now than I did
then. Yeah. Whatever. Michael Jackson caused an international controversy after he dangled Prince Michael the second off the balcony of his hotel room. Blanket! Blanket! I guess. Yeah, I remember that. The Anna Nicole show premiered on E! Oh shit, really? Yeah. Huh. I did watch that. A good bit. Me too. Oh shit. What? Yu -Gi -Oh cards. Oh, those were all the rage. I was more Pokemon gal. I never had Yu -Gi -Oh, I loved Pokemon. I didn't have Yu -Gi -Oh cards, but
I watched Yu -Gi -Oh. I mean, I watched it sometimes. Like if it was on the Saturday morning cartoon block, I would sit and watch it. I watched Yu -Gi -Oh more than I watched Pokemon. I didn't really watch Pokemon. I watched Pokemon. But with the cards, I was a hipster pure. I was a Pokemon purist. You know what I mean? But I remember a bunch of like the boys in my classes like loved Yu -Gi -Oh! So I got hip to the show. In the cards. The Eminem show was the biggest selling
album of the year. Oh, hell yeah. Selling 7 .6 million copies. Absolutely. As it should have. You want to know some shows that came out? Yeah. George Lopez show. Just that. Don't don't don't the lowrider song. Yeah, no. Kim Possible. Yeah, let's sit. What I like about you. What I like about you. You really know how to dance, right? Yeah. I like that show. I really enjoyed it was fine. It was a good show. I was okay with it. I mean, it wasn't like my favorite and I doubt
it would hold up. But at the time, I remember watching it. I don't know. That's a good question. Yeah, because I might want to look it up and like watch it yeah youtube apple tv fandango at home and amazon prime american idol oh shit and you want to talk about the beginning of a phenomenon phenomenon it was such a big deal feminine phenomenon my life as a teenage robot i loved that show i did too actually i kind of forgot about it but i really liked it the bachelor
Oh shit. Started it all. I don't, I never watched that. We watched it a lot. Like it was one of those reality, like that we would sit down together as a family and fucking watch. See, I watched the Anna Nicole Smith show with my mom. We did that too. But we would sit down and watch the best. Like, you know, it was like the prime time. Yeah. On, you know, ABC or NBC or whatever. Yeah, because we only had like 10 channels. Yeah, I mean, we would sit down and watch like whatever
was on TV, like as a family a lot. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. It is, but yeah, we like watched the nightly news, Entertainment Tonight, my mom liked Entertainment Tonight, and then whatever show was on that night. And how it was back then was like, every night was its own like, primetime show. So like on, I don't know, Mondays it was like, we're watching American Idol. On like Wednesdays, we're watching The Bachelor. Like, just cause it was on TV? And reality TV was really taking
off. Um, let's see what else. Codename Kids Next Door. Shit. I love that show too. Yep. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron. Boy, a genius. And what's new Scooby -Doo? LazyTown. Really like that. Oh my gosh. CSI Miami is another like kind of... I never watched it. I didn't either, but it started like a big deal. I never watched CSI. I didn't either, but people fucking love that shit. Did you look up movies? Oh my god, Ghost Ship. No shit. Can't believe I forgot. It's only the best
movie ever. The live action of Scooby -Doo. That is like the best movie ever. That's a great movie. The Ring. Oh. That's the grudge oh fuck whatever Wow way to go Spider -man told me wire. Oh, yeah, the best spider -man signs Harry Potter the Chamber of Secrets. I just watched that 28 days later eight mile What would you do if you had one shot one opportunity? She's everything you ever wanted one moment to capture it to let it slip Lilo and Stitch. Yeah, love it. Shut the fuck up Ice
Age. I remember seeing that in theaters I don't remember that. I remember going to the theater and it was Ice Age. I remember it was this boy. We had a, we had like crush on each other like our whole, it was like a school trip. They let us go to the movies, but they gave us popcorn and it had the little like dinosaur toy. You know, the little like kids things and we shared a popcorn and our hands touched. Oh my God. He was also my first like kid six year old like
kiss on accident. You were eight. Like a little pet. No, when I was six, he was... I knew him, like, my whole life. Oh, see, I thought you were still talking about, like, this movie. No, no, no. I'm saying, like... In general. Yes, but it was the same boy when we saw Ice Age. But he was also, when I was about six or seven or something, my first, like, little kiss. Wow. I know. My first kiss went a little like this. And twist. I remember about him, he was very
into dinosaurs. and he wanted to be a paleontologist. Cool. Love that for him. And we had a... Do you think you read Jurassic Park? Maybe. Honestly, he might have. But on career day, or like we had it where you could dress up like what you wanted to be, right? He showed up in a full dinosaur costume, like with the head. And see, back in the day, we didn't just have blow up costumes.
No, no, no. This was like, it was one of those kids costumes where it was like... his head was here, his face, and then there was a big ol' T -Rex head on his head. And he showed up like that for career day. And they were like, so you want to be a dinosaur? And he was like, no, I want to be a paleontologist. But I thought this was pretty close. I mean, that's cooler. He was really a fun guy. He was very fun. I hope he's doing well in life. I hope he is, too. The last
one I'll say is Eight Crazy Nights. Hanukkah's coming up. Uh, one of the songs from that movie is like big on tiktok right now. Is it? Yes. I haven't been on tiktok. I'll have to see. Love that. Anything else for 2008? Do you have it? Or 2002? Jesus. Because eight crazy nights. Anything else for 2002? Do you have tornadoes? I can look up tornadoes. I can twist you up. Twist me up, twist me out, and then we'll play our game. What I like about you! I almost put 2008. See? I'm
sorry. Tell me about tornadoes quickly. Okay, um, the biggest Tornadoes were F4s. Oh, okay. But there are quite a few of them. One, two, three, four, five. Wow. And one of them was in Maryland. Shit. Yeah. Wow. La Plata. Okay. La Plata, Maryland on April 28th of 2002. Wow. There were only 934 tornadoes in the US. Okay. $802 .053 million damage and 55 fatalities. Wow. Fatality. Well, what a weather report. Yeah, this is if you can all the killer tornadoes that touch down
or in this general area. Wow, that seems very on purpose. Yeah, they the tornadoes pick places on purpose. Because they're like, fuck this state
in particular. Yeah, it has nothing to do with like land or wind or anything like that because like mountain ranges raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by tornadoes i've been victimized because i haven't been in one i'm gonna be i'm gonna have um a pole in the ground and i'm going to have a belt and i'm gonna be safe inside i'm not gonna try and kill myself in the tornado sorry i was dissociating um let's play our game how do you think about that hey
Thanks for listening to 30 Dirty and Dying, the show for millennials by millennials. We get real about chronic illness, burnout, nostalgia, and why we aren't exactly thriving. If that sounds like you, join us every Thursday for new episodes. Now back to the show. All right, so we're gonna play Guess Who? And we have an actual board game. And basically, we're just gonna each, you guys remember how it goes. Now, with the real game, it's all about appearance. Like, do they have
a hat on? We can do that. But I think we should also be able to use things about them that we know. Yes. Qualities, careers. Yeah. I mean, I'm also gonna do like male or female. That too. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll mix it up a little bit. Yeah. So these are pop culture figures, mostly real people. Some characters. Yep. So we're just gonna play it real. So if you hear some clicking and some clacking, that's because we have real
board games. So yeah, so we each have a character that is our person, like we are that person in this moment. And then we go back and forth. And then we go back and forth. Let's, I'm going to go ahead and say all of the characters that we're doing so the listeners can have an idea of what could be potentially picked. Okay, yeah, good
call. Okay, so we have Mr. Feeny, Missy Elliott, Shego, Flava Flav, Lance Bass, Billy Joe Armstrong, Josh Peck, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, Chad Michael Murray, Hilary Duff, Chad Kroger, Kelly Rowland, Eminem, Ashley Simpson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nellie, Luda, Amanda Vines, it's Brittany, bitch, Christina Aguilera, Robert Pattinson, and Adam Brody. Yep. And I love the specific picture that you chose for Robert Pattinson. Well, yeah, he's Denver Cullen. Yeah. The skin
of a killer. I tried to use pictures of everyone that was from that time, from their heyday in the 2000s. So that was my goal. Alright, I will pick someone that I'm pretty sure you will not pick. Okay. I don't know what that even means, but continue. Okay. So do you want to start or do you want me to? I'll start. Um, are you a female? Yes. Okay. Okay. Are you a male? Yes.
Okay! We don't have the same person. Well this sucks, because my next question was are you a singer, but they're pretty much all singers. It is a dude. It's a dude, right? Yeah, I'm a dude. I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. And we're all dudes, yeah. Okay, um, are you a real person? Yes. Um, are you an actor? Yes. Okay. I was like, wait, who am I? Oh, wait, can I, can I show you a question a little bit? Fine.
Are you primarily an actor? yes okay okay so then i'm gonna ask you are you primarily a singer no because a lot of these these ladies and gents cross they cross lines wait you said you're not primarily no a singer no well but bernie spears acted but she's primarily a singer yeah i would not be like well crossroads um but i also don't remember if ashley simpson acted i don't think she did not okay all right yeah we're getting down to it um You a comedian? Yeah. Are you Josh
Peck? I am Josh Peck! Yes! Woo! Oprah! Um... Hug me, bruh! Hug me, brother! I'm not calling you a truther! Alright. Okay. Um, did you do drugs? Probably. I don't know if it was ever confirmed, but I believe so. It wasn't confirmed? Not that it comes to mind. Okay, are you Paris Hilton? No. Oh, these two have been confirmed drugs and this person definitely hasn't. Well, maybe I did. Um, were you a teenage drama queen? No. Are you Hilary Duff? No. Are you Amanda Vines?
Yes, I'm Amanda Vines. What do you mean? You don't think you did drugs? I don't know if she did drugs. I know she had mental health problems, but I didn't know if she ever did actual drugs. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she actually did drugs. See, I didn't know that. Lindsay Lohan got arrested for drugs. Like, I know that. I don't know that Amanda - Bynes did. I thought she did drugs. Well, yeah, I was Amanda Bynes. So, man to man to man to man to man to man to man to man to
man to man to man to show. Okay, all right. Okay, I've got my person. I got my person. Okay. You go first. I go first. Yes. Um, are you a man? Yes. Okay. I also have a man this time. Okay, it's a question. You took one question, but I'll go ahead and take all the females down. Thank you. Just so we, you know, keep it, keep it rollin'. Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'. What? Okay. Go ahead and ask a question since I took years away, but are you a singer? Primarily. Not a
singer. Do you rap? Yes. Okay. Um, do you rap? No. Um, do you like clocks? No. No more than the next fucking guy. Were you in a band? No, these chicks don't even know the name of my band. I'm trying to think of specific things. Yeah, me too. But I also want to get like more than one. Were you bullied for being a rapper? Did you have to like go down the eight mile? I don't think so. I'm not aware of any beef with this person. Are you an elderly gentleman? Yes. Okay,
do you like bandages? I love bandages. Are you Nellie? It's getting hot in here so I will take off all my clothes but not my band -aid. The fact that you didn't get a brand deal, a band deal with band -aid? Crazy. That was a good one. That was a good one. Alright. Okay. I am ready when you are. Me too. Okay. Are you female? No. I'm gonna start a little different. Are you a musician? Primarily. No. Okay. Have you ever walked down the Boulevard of Birkin Dreams? No,
definitely not. See, like, I want to get more down, but like, I want to ask those questions, you know. I like the specifics. Yeah. Are you a drawing? Am I a drawing? Yeah. One could say perhaps. I don't know what the - Are you an animated person? Yes. Are you Shego? I'm Shego. What do you mean one could say for animation? I don't know how they animate that. I don't know if they draw it first. It could just be all CGI. Okay, well you're I win your shego. Fuck. Do you have
the skin of a killer Bella? Absolutely not. Okay. Um, do you have a pretty smile? I mean, it's fine. But I don't think it's okay. So not Chad Michael Murray got it. Oh, okay. No, I'm not. But Do you love yourself? What the fuck could you be talking about? I know someone that you, Clarissa, love. And I just want to know if you love. Oh, oh, as me. Yeah. Does Clarissa love this person? Does Clarissa love you? Clarissa has no strong feelings about this person. Okay,
so you're not Lance Bass. Absolutely not, no. And I don't think you're gonna pick Feening after I pick Feening. No. I'm gonna try not to repeat. Okay. Okay, well then you're not Natalie. And then you're not Josh Peck. Do I know who you are before this moment? Yeah, okay, so you're not Adam Brody Do you like to drive cars fast would you say it's fast and furious perhaps no, okay, so you're not Luda Like I don't know he probably does but what do you mean do you like
ramen noodles not on my head? Okay. Do you like pumpkins? and New York City? No. Me trying to weave together whatever the fuck is going on in your head right now. You're being too weird about this. Okay, you're not Flavor Flav. Are you Chad Krueger? Yes. Cool. You're not gonna even ask me if I like photographs? Look at this graph! God, that was a long walk for a short drink of water, Courtney. Jesus Christ. I just wanted to be specific. I could tell. All right,
um... Okay, I have a person. So do I. Okay. I'll start. Were you on Disney Channel? I don't know. Please hold. Okay. I don't think so, but I don't want to say no. Yes. You were. Okay. Are you an actor? No. I don't think at all, actually. Wait, Adam Brody's actor, right? Yeah. Would you consider Ludacris an actor? Because he's in Fast and Furious. No, but - I just don't think this person has ever acted. Not that I know of. Has never acted. Not to my knowledge. It's not
Ludacris. So. Okay. You can put Ludacris down. Sorry, Luda. They're certainly not primarily an actor. Wait, what am I putting down? I've already forgot what I'm doing. You asked me if they were an actor. So they're not an actor. They're not an actor. They're not primarily an actor. I don't think they ever acted. Okay. Okay. Are you a man? I already forget. Yes. Like, wait a second, who am I? Who am I? You, female. I
am. Okay. I know, like, we're still gonna ask those things, but I'm trying to, like, mix it up. So that that's not always the first thing I say. Yeah. Uh, were you in a band? I should have picked someone I knew more about. Jesus Christ, who knew who? You'll know soon. No. I'm sure I think I might have put down the wrong people. I just feel like he's the type of person that would do a lot of things. Okay. Do you like Excel worksheets? What? Do you like Excel worksheets?
Not particularly, no. I'll say what you did there. Are you Caucasian? Yes. Okay. Do you sing pop music? Sometimes. So I'm not known for pop music. I wouldn't say so. Am I known for music? Yes. but Not pop not not Are you Missy Elliott? I am whoo Missy Would you say that you were a teen heartthrob? Yeah Are you Chad Michael Murray? I am Chad Michael Murray All right, Missy and Chad Michael Murray super duper fly Yeah I have my person. Okay, I do too. Cool. Are you female?
I am K Are you female? I am. Um, are you animated? Well, no, you're not gonna you're not gonna do she go. I'm not animated. So no. Okay. Well, I just ruined it. I ruined it. Soiled it. Soiled it. Were you ever on reality TV? Yes. Paris Hilton. I am. That's hot. I love it. Okay. Um, do you have a famous sister? I do. Are you Ashley Simpson? I am! Woo! Monday, I am waiting. On a Tuesday, I am... Dating. On a Wednesday, I can't sleep. Um, are you a musician, primarily? Yes. Are you
an actor, primarily? No. Not an actor, primarily. No. I'll just say right now, not an actor at all. Never an actor. No. Okay. I would say if you don't know, you can leave it up. But like, if you know someone has acted, at least at all, you're not sure you can keep them up. Are you a woman? No. Are you female? No. Is your genre of music rap? No. Is your favorite color green? Bitch, it might be. Are you Billy Joe Armstrong?
Absolutely, I am. Okay. Are you? I am! Oh, look at us together on this full board of broken dreams! See, it happened and it was fine. We were the same person and it was great. We took very different approaches to get there. We did. Yes. You're listening to 30 Dirty and Dying. If you're in your late 20s and your early 30s and don't quite feel like an adult, but you certainly don't feel like a kid anymore. you may have found the right
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things like that. Yeah. Are you an actor? Yes. Okay. Are you a singer? Slash rapper? Yes. I'm a musician. Musician. Are you a woman? No. Are you, for you, a teen heartthrob? I don't think so. No. Were you in Mean Girls? No. Bye, Lindsey.
She doesn't even go here! do you like um i'm trying to be different were you on reality tv not to my i don't i don't think so um were you on the hit disney general show lizzie maquire no didn't you ask if i was a man or a woman yeah and i when you said woman i said no fuck i fucked up i was like why are you asking me these things start over i misheard you so you're a dude i'm a dude are you ludicrous no I can't not, you know? Yeah, yeah, totally. Were you in a boy
band? No. I know, I have to redo some questions here, but... Are you in a band? No. Do you have the skin of a killer? I do! I love that I fucked up, and I still got it. Robert Pattinson, baby! Well, now I don't know who you are. Cause Eminem's in D12. Not right now. But he was in a band. You said, are you in a band? Okay, are you Eminem? Yes. Okay. We both fucked up, I'm out. These chicks don't even know the name of my band. But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands.
Uh, okay. Okay. Are you a dude? No. Now, you have to put the dudes down. I'm going to. Look, I fucked up one time. God. You know, we all make mistakes. Wait a minute, I forgot who I was. No, I don't. I know who I am. I'm good. Are you a dude? No, I'm a lady. Lady! I'm putting dudes down, okay? Seeing it's hard sometimes you - So you're a lady. I'm a lady and you're a lady. I'm a lady. Alright, we're good. Are you blonde in this photo? Yes. You are, okay. Are you known
for being an actress? Yes. Um, are you a genie in a bottle, baby? Yes. Christina? Yeah! I love when I fake the most random shit. I was gonna ask you if you like to get freaky. No, not pretent - I don't think at all really. Okay. On Fridays? No. Okay. Um, did you start acting young? Very young. Yeah, pretty young. Okay, so are you a man of mine? No. Oh, are you Hilarita? Absolutely, I am. Come and clean! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Okay, I have my person. Okay, so do I. Okay. Are you
a man? Yes. Are you a man? No. You are a man, right? I am a man. Okay. I'm confused. Um, are you a rapper? Yes. Okay. Do you have blonde hair? No. Um, were you ever in Fast and the Furious? No. Okay. Bye, Luda. I'm gonna say this again. Do you like Excel worksheets? I fucking love it. Are you Kelly Rowland? I absolutely am, yes. Were you ever on a VH1 reality show? Yes. Slave of Flays! Slave of Flays! Amaze. I still can't get over my, do you like pumpkins in New York
City? Yeah, that took me a minute. I was like, wait a minute, what? I'm still kind of proud of my, do you have the skin of a killer? But I already asked you that when I asked if you were Robert Pattinson. Did you? Yeah. Well, I'm proud of both of us, then. I'm proud of both of us. All right, I'm ready. You know what I just realized? What? I said I was Christina Aguilera, but I was Gwen Stefani. No, you were not. Because
I was looking at the pictures like, wait. You were Christina Aguilera because you said you were. Because I said I was, but I wasn't. Um, okay. Alright, are you a woman? No. Okay. Are you a woman? I absolutely am. Okay. Girl power. You're a dude, right? I'm a dude. Are you blonde in this picture? Kind of. Do you think I don't remember where I put anybody? I realize that you put them differently on your list, so that's why. Yeah, I had to, so it wouldn't match. Okay.
Um, are you wearing a hat? No. Are you... Were you an actor primarily? No. Were you an actor primarily? No. Were you an in -sync? Yes. I gotta come in close with this. Are you Gwen Stefani? No. Fuck! Are you gay? I'm not known to be gay. Justin Timberlake? Yes. Is that you? Yeah. It's gonna be May! Are you Christina Aguilera? No. Are you Britney Spears? Absolutely, I am. It's Britney, bitch! Alright, one more for all the marbles. All the marbles! The final round, you
guys! It's the final countdown! Pick somebody good, pick somebody good. Let's see. Alright, I believe I am all good to go. Me too. Alright. Um, are you... A musician. Primarily. No. Okay. Are you an actor? Primarily. No. Never. I mean, I don't know if I'd say never, I don't know, but not primarily. I can't think of anything. Okay, so you are not primarily an actor. No, I don't think I've, I can't think of anything I've acted in. And you don't think reality TV
is acting? I do not know. Okay. Are you a woman? Yes. Are you a woman? No. Have you ever been in a movie with Jamie Lee Curtis? Yes. Lindsay Lohan? Yes! Yes! Are you Lance Bass? I am. I had to be Lance at least once. You had to be Lance at least once. Oh man, well that was fun. Yeah! I enjoyed playing millennial -fied Guess Who with you. And we'll post pictures of these boards and if you guys have an old Guess Who game down in the basement, you can do this too.
Or Attic. Wherever wherever you keep your board games if you have guess who and you want to play this You can just print out pictures. You don't have to literally what I didn't do guess who like fruits edition. We could just be fruits Yeah, we can play guess who again. We can play this again with the same one We could I have different people that cuz I printed out too many. So if you guys want us to do this again Yeah, I think having two not real people on here was
more difficult. Yeah. Yeah But Mr. Feeny is an icon. He is. And we've been talking about She -Go a lot this season, so I felt like I just had to put her in there. I agree. But I have a whole bunch. So we could definitely play this again. If you guys liked it, just let us know and we'll redo our boards and we'll play Guess Who again. So thanks for listening so much to this episode. Yes, thank you so much. All right.
Have a great day, guys. We love you. Bye. And I need you, and I miss you, and now I wonder If I could fall into the sky Do you think time would pass us by?