Hello. Hey. What's going on? I'm here. Where are you, though? I'm in your house. Oh my god, I hate when you do this. You know what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to do a sick intro for the 30 Dirty and Dying podcast. So we're here, potting. Potting? I'll just do it. Okay. Hi, I'm Clarissa. That's Kourtney. I told you I'd do it. Okay, sorry. I'm Clarissa. That's Courtney. This is the 30 Dirty and Dying Podcast. When I ask Kourtney,
where are you? She's supposed to say, at the 30 Dirty and Dying Podcast, welcome, or something like that. But she's always like, a room. I'm in a chair. I'm in a chair. You're in a chair? Both of these chairs belong to my mother. Nice. Yeah. Thanks, Mom. Yep, thanks, Mom. Not my mom. She's dead. No, well, thanks for, you know, bringing Courtney into the world. Wherever you are. It was just Mother's Day. It was. So happy Mother's Day to everybody who does that. Who mothers.
Yeah. Yeah. Or for those who want a mother but haven't had the opportunity to yet. Yeah. Or people who have had a rough day because you don't have your mom or you have a weird relationship with your mom. You have animals, so you're a mom with animals. And I think that's fair. I wore my cat mom shirt on Mother's Day. It was just a, it was just a coinkydink. I didn't mean to, but. It just worked out that way. It was just clean. You know, laundry day's a bitch.
We took Mike's mom out for brunch. That's nice. Brunchy to brunch. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, I spent it with my mom. I went, well, we did it on Saturday because she had to work. And, you know, I actually did see her on Mother's Day, but. I took her flowers and a card and we had, I mean, I brought Dunkin' Donuts. Cute. Yeah. It was like low -key. She wanted to keep it low -key this year. And what she wants, she gets. Because it's Mother's Day. Yeah. So happy post
-Mother's Day. Hope you guys enjoyed it or had a nice Sunday and it wasn't too rough if you got a weird situation. Yeah. Because it's okay. It's okay. Yeah. I'm just repeating everything you said. You are. I am. I know. I came in really aggressive with it like, just let me do it. All right. I guess you're going to do the whole thing. I'll just sit here. Yep. Sorry. Welcome to the Clarissa Show. Yikes. Everybody turn it off. It's the Clarissa Show, but you just hear me
laughing in the background. Yeah. And me occasionally going, oh my God. This is your favorite millennial podcast, or it was before you heard that. And thanks for joining us on another 30 Thursday. Today, we are diving in with the nostalgia part of our brand, aren't we, Courtney? We are. We're going to talk movies. Yep, play a little trivia game. I wouldn't call it... It's kind of trivia. It's trivia, Courtney. Okay, I guess. Why do
you do this? I was re -listening to the episode we did with Mike earlier this season, the chaotic trivia. Yeah. Because I was pulling quotes and doing things like, you know, for the Instagram. Yeah. And... You said, like, we might have you back to do sports, not trivia, questions. And we were like, Courtney, that's trivia. You seem to have this aversion to calling trivia trivia, and I'd like to unpack it. Why? Do we ever have time to really unpack all my problems? Yeah,
we'll make time, bitch. Tell me. I literally cannot tell you, because I have no idea. Yeah, it's weird, because it's like it's trivia. Not every trivia is, like, Jeopardy. But I guess Jeopardy does have like quotes in it. Yeah, exactly. It's fine. We're doing trivia today. Yeah, we're doing millennial movie trivia. Now listen, we've done millennial movie trivia before. We've done the version of it that's like bad synopsis. I love that one too. I love it too, but no one
else does. Those episodes have not done very well. And I guess I can understand because it can be super subjective. Like the way that you would describe it can be... Well, yeah, that's the fun of it. Yeah, but I don't know. So we decided to do something a little different this time. We're going to give each other quotes from movies. Yes. And then the other person has to guess what movie it's from. Yes. Which I guess is trivia. Yeah. Trivia. I don't... This isn't
like a gotcha. It's trivia. Yeah. We also are going to do, if you've listened to millennial music trivia lyrics editions in the past, we had lifelines. We kind of styled it like who wants to be a millionaire. We have lifelines again today. And I will explain those when we start the game. Yeah. They're a mystery to me because I have no idea. Yeah. I just came up with this last night when I was putting my quotes
together and I was like, that'd be fun. So I made lifelines and I was like, Courtney will roll with it probably. I roll with anything. Yep. She's rolling. Roly, roly, roly, roly, what? It's funny that you say roly. What do you mean? Because they don't say that. Roly, roly. But you end up, roly, roly, roly, roly, what? It's roly, it's roly, poly, oly. He's tall and working round. And in the land of curves and curls, his fellas get around. Hell yeah. All right. Well,
but before we play our game. Back in time. All right. We're in 2014 today. A little later on the millennial timeline, but I thought it'd be a fun one. I didn't have a good reason for this one. You just wanted 2014? Yeah, you know, we've done a few, like, way throwbacks kind of recently, so I thought some social media stuff, more of our, like, young adulthood would be fun. Oh, yeah. So, 2014, I was in college. I graduated college. Yep, I was in my half -freshman and
then sophomore year. And I went on my Instagram to see how dumb I was. I have a lot of pictures of my college radio station. I love that. Because I was in college radio, and it was my whole fucking personality. I also have this. It's cute. It's a... A little picture of my dorm. I had a cup of coffee and I was reading Perks of Being a Wallflower for like the 400th time. Never read it. Oh, you should. I got a copy downstairs. It's one of my favorite books of all time. One
of my favorite movies. And this is side note, but speaking of Mother's Day from the beginning, I just watched that movie on Netflix, Nona's, about the Italian grandmother's restaurant. Oh, it's so cute. Watch it. It made me cry. It's so good. Anyways, the guy who directed it is the guy who wrote and directed the movie for... Perks of Being a Wildflower. Oh. Steven Jabosky. Nice. Yeah. I didn't realize he was still directing. I mean, I knew he directed the Perks movie. Yeah.
But I didn't know he was, like, doing it more, which is awesome. Good for him. Yeah. I dressed up as Pikachu that year for Halloween. I love that for you. Yeah. I know that picture. Yeah. I took a picture of some biscuits and gravy flavored potato chips. Oh, man. I... I love that. Yeah. Do you remember when the chicken and waffle flavor came out? Yes. And do you remember how obsessed I was with trying to find them? Yes, I do. I ended up spending a lot of money to order them
online. You spend a lot of money to order a lot of things online. You are correct. But I traveled everywhere. I traveled to different states. Okay, Carmen Sandiego. And I'm just like, I need to find these chips. I had like other people search for me, could not find them. They were nowhere. I know. You were like texting me like in where I was going to school and being like, hey, if you see these chips, can you buy me a bag? Like, okay. I haven't seen you in six months, but sure.
I don't think I ever ended up trying them. So they tasted like a sweet version of like the flavor packet for chicken ramen. Okay. I love chicken ramen. And I love sweets. Well, I mean, hey, if you liked it, that's all that matters. I mean, I have some facts while you're looking. Yeah, tell me what life was like in 2014. I got you. Okay, so Snapchat was the most popular app. I still have never used it. I still use it today. Never. Bruno Mars and Red Hot Chili Peppers performed
at the Halftime Show. I remember that because I have a picture of, I took a picture, it's a selfie. I was laying on my dorm bed to get an angle. I think that's my picture for you on my phone. Weird. Did you just screenshot it off of my Instagram? Probably. Okay, Joe Goldberg, what's up? I know I didn't send this to anybody. This was just for my Instagram. And for me and my picture and my phone. Okay, stalker. Anyways, and I was wearing a scarf that's the colors of
the Seattle Seahawks. They played. I didn't give a fuck, but my roommate in college was a big Seahawks fan. So I was like, sure. I like the colors of them. Yeah, it was nice colors. I always liked her jerseys that she wore. And nobody at my family Super Bowl party that I went to was rooting for the Seahawks, but I'm a contrarian bitch. But I remember when I went, I was like the only person that actually sat and watched the halftime show because I like red hot chili
peppers. I like red hot chili pepper. Chili peppers. Chili peppers. I like red hot chili peppers. The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Oh, yeah. I got, on my Facebook, I'm tagged in a couple of videos. I never did it. I did. But some people did it and wanted me to do it. Yeah, Mike and I did it. Uber Eats launched. Okay. Avocado toast was one of the trendiest foods. My mom, I got her some avocado toast for her Mother's Day thing because I was like, Courtney eats this all the
time and I feel like you'd like it. And she fucking loved it. I ate avocado toast yesterday. It was just the one from Dunkin'. Yeah, that's okay. Well, she really enjoyed it. I've never had it because I'm not a big avocado toast person, but she liked it. Good. Apple released the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus. And then also the thing that pissed me off the most. Oh, my God. U2's album. That was in 2014? Yeah. That feels like that was further away. Maybe I've just blocked it out so much.
Yeah, because it pisses me off so much. Justin Bieber was arrested for drunk driving, resisting arrest, and driving without a valid license. Do you remember when he did that and they were showing all the, like, him in court on the news and stuff? No. Okay, well, they were. And people took those videos and used it for, like, conspiracy theory content that he's a reptile. Because, I'm serious. Because, I guess in one of the,
and I've seen the clip, it's whatever. He blinks and it looks like his eyes look kind of lizard -like. It's probably just the camera or whatever. But everyone's like, see, he's a reptile. Illuminati confirm. And that really took off around that time. So. And the last thing I had, which also pisses me off, How I Met Your Mother series finale. I put down that I wanted to talk about this. Pisses me the fuck off. Okay, so the reason I wanted to talk about this, I just did a rewatch
of the whole series. Oh, did you? Yeah, so like just a few weeks ago I finished watching it. Love that, okay. And I love that show. It is
a great show. but yeah this finale like almost fucking ruins it it does ruin it i mean it doesn't ruin the entirety of the show for me but it ruins it as like being one of the best shows yeah like i don't know but this is the thing i really i really dove into it because i was like why do i hate it so much it's not that she's dead the mom spoiler alert mom's dead um happy mother's day It's not that she's dead because actually now that you know she's dead and that's why he's
telling the story. When you watch the whole thing, there are points from Ted like telling the story that it makes it kind of obvious. Like there's this scene in the, I think it's the season right before the last one where he runs to, he's like, if I had in however many days, I'm going to meet you and we're going to fall in love. And if I could do anything, I'd want to spend these days
with you. And if I can't spend them with you, I'll take the however many seconds until your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face. And it's this big monologue, but he's really emotional. And now knowing that it's because she's dead. It makes sense, right? Because he wants as much time with her that he can get. I'm not even pissed off that she's dead. I'm not even pissed off that he ends up with Robin.
I am. The reason, I guess I am, but it's more because of what they did with Robin and Barney. I hated that. Yes. This is my thing. I like the idea of Ted and Robin because the whole thing was they wanted different things, but they did have love for each other. So it's kind of nice that they could come back together after they've lived their respective lives, gotten what they wanted, but they still have love for each other. The reason I don't like it is because they set
her up with Barney. Why would they fucking do that? That's what ruins it for me, and that's what I cannot understand why they would do it. I understand they kind of backed themselves into a corner with having Robin and Barney hook up, but they could have had them just end. You know what I mean? They could have taken Robin out of the picture for the entirety of Ted's relationship or whatever, a lot of different ways, because her whole thing was that she wanted to travel
and leave. So they could have just made it like... And Robin's going off to be a journalist and traveling and we don't see her very much anymore. And she feels left out because we have kids and we're this and we're that. Yeah. They could have done it really naturally, but they tried to do it like she married Barney. And then the entire season was about the wedding. They go through with the wedding. Yep. And then in like 30 seconds, they're like, by the way, they're divorced. Just
forget everything you just saw. Yeah. It was really, I really hated it. That's what I hate about it. I would have even been fine if they would have done the entire season as the wedding and the wedding doesn't happen. Like, Robin leaves. Leaves him at the altar or something. Or Barney leaves her at the altar. It doesn't work out. That would have been better. I mean, it still would have sucked, but it would have been better because then Robin and Barney are not being set
up as endgame. I don't know. You talk about it now. I'm sorry. No, I agree with you. But the thing is, though, once I saw them together, I wanted them to be endgame. Like, they... could have easily had a good relationship. I agree. There was no reason, like, that it wouldn't have worked unless they, like, it just made more sense to me. I agree. It always made more sense to
me. It would have been a non -traditional relationship, but that's what was so great about it, because they're non -traditional people who found each other. And I was really happy that she was the one that, like, helped him to stop being such a man -ho. Yeah. I really like that. Yeah, but she also didn't strip him of what made him Barney. Right. You know what I mean? Whereas with Ted, if they would have tried to end up together, she would have had to strip him of what made
him Ted. And Ted is a fuck. But there are parts of Ted that can be lovable and nice when he's with the right person. Right. I feel like if we would have gotten a lot, like a whole season of him with Tracy. Yeah. We would have grown to love Ted more because he was with somebody who got him and he could be himself and it wasn't so. at odds with. Yeah. I just don't like how they finished it. I don't either. That's the
thing. It's not, but a lot of people are like, well, you shouldn't have ended up with Robin and I hate that she's dead. I don't even mind that. I mean, it's sad, but it's like, it makes sense. I need it. I wanted time with them. Yeah. Like it was a holy, how I met your mother. Yeah. I'm glad that they met, but I wanted to see them together. I did like that. They did do some of that though. Like, because it's layered in with what's, and I do like that. I just wish there
was more of it. I totally agree with you. But yeah, it's super fresh in my head. And I really was like, why do I hate this so much? Like, is it because she's dead? No. Is it that he and Robin end up together? Honestly, no. Just them ending up together at different points in their lives. Kind of nice. But the way they did it? No. Not good. Don't like it. They should have not done the Barney. I don't think that... Unless they were endgame, they shouldn't have done it.
Yeah. Period. Like, literally, if she would have left him at the altar, it would have been better. Because then it's done. I don't know. But I did like... There were parts of the last season I love up until those last two episodes when it all ends. Especially when Boyz II Men comes and sings, You just got slapped. What's your favorite episode, though, of How I Met Your Mother? Or your favorite thing? It's been so long since I've watched it. I can tell you exactly what
mine is. Tell me. Robin Sparkles Part 4, y 'all. Where she's Robin Daggers. She's Alanis Morissette. Oh. And she sings that song, P .S. I Love You. P .S. I Love You. I just remember them all. Yeah, that's the first one. Yeah. But then every time they do a new Robin Sparkles thing, it's, it's Robin Sparkles Part 2, y 'all. And Robin Sparkles 4, y 'all, is my favorite. Every time we watch the episode, I, like, yell it when they yell it. And Justin, you can just see him, like, bracing
himself. Like, okay, here we go. Let's go off some billboards. Yep, I know I was in the clubs. So I might recognize some of these. I feel like it was a good year for music. I think it was. I mean, I was drunk, so who knows. But Counting Stars by One Republic, that was on the billboards. Fancy Iggy. I'm so fancy. You already know. I'm in the fast lane from L .A. to Tokyo. Number one on the Billboard list was Happy by Pharrell. Cause I'm happy up along if you feel that roof.
I don't know the words. It kind of came apart a little bit in the middle. Talk dirty. Talk dirty to me. Talk dirty to me. Oh, I liked this one. Rude by Magic. Why you gotta be so rude? That one. Don't you know I'm human too? Pompeii by Bastille. That was like, I was... Rip. What? Didn't Bastille die? Or am I thinking of a different one? Avicii. Avicii died. Yeah, Avicii's dead. He has nothing to do with Bastille. And Bastille's a band. I thought you meant for Pompeii. Like,
it went down with Malvasubis. And I was like... True, I love but am surprised by the historical reference. Turn down for what? Turn down for what? Oh, Wake Me Up by Avicii is on here. When you said Wake Me Up, I was like, wake me up before you go. You are just all over the place. This is great. Boom clap. Boom clap, the sound of my heart, the beat goes on and on and on and on. Does that mean that, oh fuck, Fault in Our Stars came out that year? Because wasn't that
song in the Fault in Our Stars soundtrack? Yeah, it was. It was. Fault in Our Stars. Bam! You are correctamundo. Never read it, but I enjoyed the movie. You've told me that you've read it. I have it. I don't remember reading it. Okay, well, you told me when we did our book club, I think, that you read it. Possibly. But then you told me before, I think, that you didn't read it. So maybe you should read it again. See, I have it. I don't remember reading it. But,
you know, whatever, I guess. Whatever, I guess. The last one that I will go out with here is... I'm trying to find a good one. In my defense, all the books that I read, I don't remember what they're about. Most of them. I am reading one right now. And it's good. It is good. But I can't... It's taking me a while. Now, I lost a few days. I had a migraine. I couldn't look at anything, so I couldn't read for a few days. But it's like, it's Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig.
I might be saying his name wrong. It's like a horror book. It's good. Don't get me wrong. But it's so, like, you can't just, like, power through it. Like, last night I was reading, and I was like, I'm going to finish this book tonight. It's meaty in its content. Not just, like, thick. I mean, it's pretty thick, but it's, like, You really gotta... Grasp it. Yeah. Firmly grasp it. Firmly grasp it. And it's killing me, man. It's so good, but I want to finish it. I want
to be done. And it's just like, I can't... You gotta take... I gotta take breaks. I gotta like... And one of the characters has OCD that is just like my OCD and picks and does... Tertulomania and all that stuff? Yeah, he has body -focused repetitive behaviors is what they're... And I'm like, okay, this is, get this mirror out of my face, Chuck. Hey, thanks for listening to 30 Dirty and Dying, the show for millennials by
millennials. We get real about chronic illness, burnout, nostalgia, and why we aren't exactly thriving. If that sounds like you, join us every Thursday for new episodes. Now back to the show. Let's play. Millennial movie quote trivia. So I said at the beginning that I have some lifelines for us. I'll explain them now. Okay. I actually have four lifelines. I love that. Because normally there's three, but one of them I was like, this might not apply to every movie. Okay. So one,
actor, actress. Okay. Name an actor or actress that's in that movie to jog the memory. So I'm going to have to look that up every time. But let's say that one movie I didn't do, and I figure you didn't either, was Schindler's List, right? So if one of the quotes was from that, I could say, hey, you could say, hey, give me an actor or actress, and I could say Liam Neeson. I didn't know Liam Neeson was in that movie. So that's why it was an example, because it's definitely
not going to happen that way. Next one. I've also never seen Schindler's List. Okay. One sentence synopsis. Okay. It doesn't have to be a bad one. I can just be like, tell me what the movie's about. Okay. Fill in a blank, which is one word from the title. Okay. So if it's Schindler's List, I could say... Schindler. Yeah, which would probably be a dead giveaway. But the reason I gave another one, because some movie titles are one word, so... Sometimes you can't use that.
Yeah, so the other one I have is Release Year, which is something I'm going to have to look up. So I could say Release Year, and you could tell me, you know, 1996. Okay. And, yeah. I might help jog your memory a little bit, but otherwise we're just going to go back and forth, and I'll keep score. Perfect. Do you want me to go first for a quote? Sure. All right. This is the first one. I'm like easing in. You're going to get it. No big deal. Okay. All right. What? Like
it's hard? Legally blonde. Correct. Yes. Amazing. Okay. Are we going to be saying, I said it in the tone of what she said it. Are we, should we say it in tone or no? I think it's dealer's choice. Okay. It's whatever you think. Okay. If you want to mix it up sometimes, cool. If not, whatever. This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. I do know this. I know you do. Can you say, repeat
it, please? Okay. This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good. Oh, fuck. I'm trying to do it kind of in the inflection, but if I do it in the voice, it'll be like a dead giveaway. So I can't. It's little and broken. Same. I'm little and broken. Oh, man. It's animated. Yeah. Oh. No. You don't like this movie. Oh, fuck. It's Lilo and Stitch. Yeah, it is. When he's like, this is my family. This is Ritzel and Brooklyn.
But good. Yeah. Still good. I used to not like it. I knew automatically. Yep. Next one. Next one. You're tacky and I hate you. School of Rock. Yep. It's the little boy. It's the little boy. You're tacky and I hate you. Okay. I will tell you, I have a School of Rock quote also. It's not that one, though. I love that. So we'll see how it goes. It's like Spanish for like a fighting
chicken. What the fuck? This is one that is a very popular movie and a very quotable movie, but this is one of the less, this is a deeper cut quote. Because there are so many quotes for this movie that would be dead ass giveaways. So I wanted to cut a little bit, a little bit closer. I don't know if I've ever heard that in my life. It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken. Trying to do an accent. I'm just kind of doing my own if I'm not trying. I don't know
if I'm going to get that. We talk about this movie a good bit because it has a connection to a core memory of yours. A core memory? Yeah. From your romantic past. Oh, is this Talladega Nights? Yep. I think it's when he's saying, I could be Magic Man, you could be El Diablo. What's El Diablo mean? It's like Spanish for fighting chicken or something. Okay. So, like, I can't tell you the last time I watched that movie. Oh, I watched it, like, a few months ago. I love
it. I feel like the last time I watched that movie was in theaters when it came out when I was in high school. Wow. I watch it a lot. I really enjoy it. It's probably my favorite. It's one of my favorite, like, Will Ferrell comedies. Interesting. I just really like it. And I say a lot, unironically, if you ain't first, you're last. I say that all the fucking time. I literally said that. Like, two days ago. But, like, I mean it. Like, it's a motto for my life. Yeah, if
you ain't first, you're last. Yeah. And if you don't like Big Red Gum, then fuck you. But see, if I would've said that, if I would've said Big Red Gum, if I would've said Shake and Bake, if I would've... You would've been, like... Baby Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. So there's so many really quotable ones, I felt like I had to do a deeper cut. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. Alright. Alright, go ahead. I'm ready. Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't
drive. Oh my god, fuck! Virgin who can't drive. Ah. Ah. Ah. Shit, I might have to use me a lifeline. Okay. Give me... Is it one where you can give me a word from the title? No. Okay, okay. Then give me an actor or actress. Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd. He's in so many things! Oh my god! Because I can, like, see the movie in my brain. Um, who, okay. Who's your favorite, um, female artist? Cher. It's a character name. It's, it's, um, it's Clueless. It's Clueless. It's Clueless.
Thank you. If you guys could have seen me just like ferociously fanning myself, it's Clueless. Cause I feel like if I said Alicia Silverstone, you would probably would have gotten it right away. Yeah. Like, but not too obvious. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or Brittany Murphy. I was thinking Brittany Murphy because she's the one who says that. Yeah, but I kind of always forget that he's in it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Until I watch it and then I'm like, oh yeah,
for sure. For sure. For sure. I wish we could all get along like when we used to in middle school or like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Well, if it's school related. There's some movies with schools. That's very true. A lot of movies we were watching is youths. Youths. Because we could relate. Is this a deep cut of a movie that's very... I don't think so. Okay. I don't think
so. It's also related. It's like right before and prompts a super recognizable line from the movie. So... I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smile, then everyone would eat and be happy. I'm trying to do the inflection, but the person who's saying it is crying. So I... I don't know. Unless you want to punch me in the throat, and I might not even
cry. I might just yell. I'm just standing on a stage, crying, saying this into a microphone. I mean... The only thing that I can think of is Mean Girls. It's Mean Girls. Okay. It's the person who's talking before Damien goes, she doesn't even go here. Okay. I don't know about you, but I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about this. Is it Titanic? It's Titanic. Who even says that? It's Jack. It's when he's like in the water.
Oh. I literally don't remember anything except for like, you're going to have baby throats. And I'm so cold. Never let go, Jack. Never let go. And then she immediately let go. The only thing that I knew was white star lines. I figured that would either trip you up or give it away. Yeah. All right, I'm going to give you a deep cut. Okay. Jeez. I feel like I've been going easy on you. You've gotten all of yours, though. Yeah, but with hints. Yeah, okay. I haven't just
known. Yeah. I just don't know things. Me, I'm dishonest. In a dishonest man, you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. Do you think I've seen this movie? I know you have. Oh, okay. I don't know if you can remember anything about it when I watched it because everyone's watched it. Okay. Is it one where you can give me, is it like a
one word? I could give you a word. Okay, give me a word. If you want to use that lifeline. Okay. Pearl. Oh, is this Pirates of the Caribbean? Yep. Pirates of the Library. Okay. It's like Pearl. It's like Pearl Harbor. That's not correct. No. Yeah, you're correct. I could not remember a single thing from those movies. But you've definitely watched it. Oh, yeah. So that's what I meant. Yeah. Okay. We're both killing it. We've not missed one yet. Love it. She puts the whore
in horrifying. Oh, no. Is this a scary movie? No. Damn it. I really don't know, and I think I'm going to waste a lifeline if I use it, so I think I'm just going to have to take the L. I'm sorry. Okay, do you want me to give you, like, a little hint? Maybe, sure, you can try, but I'm not feeling good about myself. Well, no, if I tell you that, then I'm just going to give it away. That's fine, just tell me, it's
fine. I'm taking the L. Bring it on. Oh, yeah, see, I wouldn't have gotten it, though, because, like, even though I really like it, I don't quote it almost ever. I was going to do one that's more recognizable, but I'm like... No, it's a good quote to do. I was like, haha, whore. Haha, whore. Boo, you whore. But when I get up there and start doing my thing, people worship me because I'm sexy and chubby, man. That's School of Rock, right? Okay. Good job. Because he is sexy and
chubby, man. Yeah, but remember when he was talking to the little girl who sings really well and talking about Aretha Franklin and stuff to try and get her confidence up? He's like, people worship me. Good job. Good job. All right, breezing right through. Keep going. All right. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Is this Silence of the Lambs? No. Oh. Okay. It's animated. What? Mm -hmm. They'll make a
suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Can I get a... Is this one where I can get a word from the title? No. Okay. Shit. I've already used actress and actor. Actor, actress. Give me a synopsis. I want to use that one. Tell me what it's about. Because I don't fucking know. It's about a guy. Who is hated on by the way he looks, but gets himself into the situation with his best friend to rescue a girl from who
was captured. Okay. He gets him, he's hated because of how he looks. Uh -huh. And he gets into a situation with his best friend to rescue a captured girl. Yes. And it's animated. Correct. Is this Beauty and the Beast? No. Damn it. Wait. One more time. Just give me one more try. Like, because he's ugly or because of race? Both. I mean, he doesn't consider him his best friend, but the friend does. All I can think about is SpongeBob right now. Now I'm ugly and I'm proud. I don't
know. It's Shrek. Oh my god! Fuck you. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Okay, that's it. I'm giving you a deep cut. And now Clarence lives at home with both parents, and Clarence's parents have a real good marriage. Clarence's parents have a real good marriage. Fishtails. Is that a movie? I don't know. I just named a movie. Okay. Um... Beginning again? Now Clarence lives at home with both parents. Now Clarence lives at home with both parents. Clarence parents.
Uh, can I get, like, an actor or actors? Sure. Um... Makai Pfeiffer. I don't know who that is. Too fucking bad. I'm still mad about Shrek, so I'm definitely just being a dick. There's no Mekhi Pfeiffer. This is my life and these times are so hard. That's all I know about Mekhi Pfeiffer. He's been in several movies. He's like a real - It's a he? Mekhi Pfeiffer? Oh, okay. Yeah. Fuck. Is it older? It's not like super old. I mean, 2000s. I didn't do any movies. I did 90s
and 2000s. I didn't do any movies later than 2010, except for one. Okay. That we may or may not even get to, so. Okay. I think I'm gonna have to take an L on this. It's 8 Mile. Hmm. It's the rap battle. So. Fuck you. That's rude. It's not rude. We did a whole show about it. We did an episode about reliving 8 Mile. You had every opportunity. I watched it once. Also, you, the reference to the actor was from Lose
Yourself. Which is the song for 8 Mile. If you would have just, like, followed your own train of thought a little further, you could have gotten it. Coulda. Whatever. So this is really, I know it was a deep cut, but was it really? Okay. Now it's gonna be bad after this. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 10 seconds or less, I'm free. Fast and Furious? It is. Okay.
I mean, a quarter mile at a time. Yeah. Alright. You're representing me now. What do you think? I'm gonna let you roll in a Hyundai? I picked this for a reason. Because of your last question. Fast and Furious? Not just Fast and Furious. It's a Fast and Furious movie. Tokyo Drift? Yes! Tokyo... Drift! Here's yours. Okay, I'm ready. Okay. Do you ever wonder at what point you just gotta say, fuck it, man? Like, when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?
I don't know. I'm worse at this than I thought I would be. I really don't know. Ha! It's eight mile! Is it? Yeah. I was thinking about doing it right after, but I'm like, nah. This isn't a Girl Scout camp, understand? Oh, fuck. It's holes. Yep. Digging up them holes. Digging it. Digging up them holes. Alright, here's yours. Okay. I missed the part where that's my problem. I really don't know. I don't know. It's so... This isn't even a deep cut. This is like memed
all the time. I don't know. To this day. Do you want a hint or anything? No, just tell me. Okay, it's Spider -Man. OG Spider -Man. I've never seen Spider -Man. None of them? I think I watched one of the Tobey Maguire ones, but I... That's... This is the Tobey Maguire one. Well, I don't know. I think it was the second movie. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't have gotten it. Okay. Yeah. I don't do superheroes, man. You know that. Alright. You're not your job. You're not how much money
you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. I like something Abraham Lincoln... Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter! You're right. Actually, this is from the Emancipation Proclamation. No, obviously not. Okay, you're not your khakis. So it has, it's in the movie, someone's wearing khakis. Probably. I don't, yeah. I mean, if the person said you're not your khakis. Sure. Then obviously they're wearing
khakis. No, that's, you're right. I love watching you be a detective. Can I get? You have release year and synopsis left as your lifelines. But I mean, I can try to give you a hint, but I don't even know what would jog your memory. Yeah, because I don't think a release year is going to help me no matter what. And then I don't want to do the synopsis yet until I'm like... Yeah. Yeah, I want to say synopsis. So like, do you have like a little bit of a hinty hint? Um, it's live
action. Okay. And... The main character is an unreliable narrator. Sort of psychological, I guess. Okay, it's Fight Club. Oh, I've never watched it. Okay, I didn't know. Yeah, it's Tyler Durden says it, so. See, the only quote from Fight Club is, no one talks about Fight Club. Yeah. Well, that would have obviously been. It's the only rule. No one talks about Fight Club. It's not the only rule. There are several rules, actually, but it's the first rule and the second
rule. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, that's the only thing I know. Okay. I didn't know. It's one of those things that there are some quotable things. So even if you've seen it, some people know because it was such a big fucking deal. Yeah. All right. We're seven to five. You're winning. Oh, shit. Okay. Thanks for listening to 30 Dirty and Dying.
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show. Oh my god, Danny DeVito, I love your work. Fuck! Oh my god, Danny DeVito, I love your work. Danny DeVito. Can you give me like a little hint? It's something you've already quoted for me. It's Mean Girls. It's Mean Girls. Damien says it. Yes. Okay, I remember it now. I remember the scene. Yep. Oh my god, Danny DeVito, I love your work. Like, I can see the whole scene now. Okay. Alright. You're like my own personal brand
of heroin. It's Twilight. Yeah, it is. Because I wanted to do one that was obvious, but not like... Skin of a killer. Yeah. Not like spider monkey. Where the hell have you been, Loka? That was hard to not do. I know. I'll tell you. All right. Yeah. Good job. Nobody has control over life and death unless they're taking life, causing death. Is this one where I could get a word from the title? Yes. Okay. It'll give it away. I'll do it. Okay. Final. Final destination. Yeah.
It was either that or destination. Amazing. Oh, let me guess. You want me to let your people go. What? Oh, let me guess. You want me to let your people go. No, I heard you. That was my reaction. What? Why is the first thing that popped in my head Django? I don't know. I've never watched it. Okay, yeah, I'm probably not gonna get this. Unless there's a hint. It's animated? Jesus. Who else can you think of with Let My People Go? An animated person? Just a person in general.
Let's start there, because it's an animated movie that may or may not be based on a true question mark story. So take the animated out of it for a second. Okay. Are there any people, historical people, that you think of when you hear Let My People Go? Way back. Abraham Lincoln! Is this... Are we done? Yeah. Okay, it's Prince of Egypt. Moses said, let my people go. Oh, shit. Okay. And it's the... I've never watched that. I understand that. I know you haven't seen that, but I thought,
let my people go. And Moses, it's pretty common. There's a song, let my people go. Yeah, I was seeing that in my head. And you just didn't know where that even came from? Okay. My bad for thinking you could follow that thread. My bad. Nope, couldn't follow it. Okay. Couldn't follow it. Because I know you've never seen it, but again. It's - Moses said, let my people go. You went to church? I figured - I figured you - Okay! Context clues your way out of it. Nope. My fucking bad. I wasn't
thinking like that. Um, she did not marry your penis. Okay, alright. She didn't only marry your penis. It's one of my favorite movies. Is it Dumb and Dumber? No. Okay. Is it - You watched it with me, I think. I did? Yeah. I did. I watched it with you. Okay, okay. Recently or just, like, in the past? Is it Ghost Ship? No. Is it a scary movie? Define scary. Like horror? No. But it scared me when I was a kid. Why did it scare you? I was too little to watch it. I am. I am.
What is one of my biggest obsessions? You have so many, Courtney. There's Dumb and Dumber. I know that. I don't mean movie obsessions. I mean, what is one of my biggest obsessions? What do you mean? What do I love? What would I want to be when I grow up? Oh my god! It's Twister. It's Twister. It's Twister. Yeah. Twister. Okay. Good call. Good call. My father's from Cleveland. You mean anything else off of that? No. My father's from Cleveland. That's cool. That's decon. Disney
Channel original movie? It's a Disney Channel original movie. Shit, okay. Um, is it... What's the... Why would it matter where his father's from? The luck of the Irish? Yes! The Irish, yeah. I remember when he's, like, to the shores of Lake Erie. He's like, if you're gonna say it, say it right. It's Erie, boy. He's like, my father's from Cleveland. And then that dude gets banished to fucking Cleveland. Bummer. Okay. You're still winning by one point. Yay. Well,
this might tie her up. Okay. You did it. You crazy son of a bitch. You did it. Shit. You did it. You crazy son of a bitch. You did. Oh my God. I don't know. I'm blankety blanking. It's like too good. It's like too good. I think I'm just going to have to take the L here. I hate that I'm going to take the L, but I can't. I'm blanking. It's Jurassic Park. I've never seen Jurassic Park. You've never seen Jurassic Park? We do this every episode of this season. I've
never seen Jurassic Park. Oh my god. Yeah, because earlier this season, I started doing that, and you sang the... Pterodactyls fly in Jurassic. I literally asked you, is that real? Are those the lyrics? And you laughed at me because... Life. Life is like a lime. It's tart and tangy. Sweet. Oh, so sublime. Quiet. Speechless. Like a mime. Bold and noisy. Like a crime. Don't you dare waste my time. Cause life can stop on a dime. Why is the first thing that I thought of
21 Jump Street? That is incorrect. Because he does the slam poetry. Oh, okay. But how you said it was very slam poetry. I did that on purpose. So it's, it is like slam poetry, but it's not that movie. Okay. So you're, if you can follow a thread to other movies. But I'm not good at that. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. I'm just saying you're right. I did that cadence on purpose because it is a slam poetry scene. Fuck. What other movies have I
watched that have slam poetry? I don't know. It's a girl. Oh, fuck. Girl. Can I get my synopsis? Yes, you can. Okay. A young man goes to college to pursue his dreams. and has a hard time letting go, or his father has a hard time letting go of him. Oh, is this accepted? No. Oh, fuck! Ask me about my leader! No, it's not accepted. Okay. A father has a hard time letting go of his son going off to college. Yeah, to pursue his dreams. No, Dad, it's your dream. It's not High School
Musical. I just... I just did that thing where I had to do a movie reference because of my brain. Because as soon as you said that, I was like... No, it's not High School Musical. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to muddy the waters. Guy goes to college to follow his dreams. The dad's upset. And a girl does slam poetry. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to get it. Thanks, IMDb. It's an extremely goofy movie. That's the second one, right? Yeah. The X Games? Never watched it. Oh, well, I didn't
know that. We've talked about it before, so I thought maybe you've seen it. Yeah, just the goofy movie. Look, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as move your fat tub of lard ass now. Oh my god. I really don't know. I think you're going to be very upset with yourself. I don't know. I can't think. It's probably one of your favorite movies. Is that real or are you being facetious? No, it's real. Why is it one of my... What do
you mean? Why do you think it's one of my favorite movies? At least I think it is. It's a lot of people's favorite movie. Give me something. Give me some kind of hint. Come on. That's a terrible hint. That could be anything. It's like... It's a classic. And not... It's not a Courtney classic. It's an actual classic. Scary movie. Is it scream? It's scream. Oh. Okay. Sick. I don't recall that line. It's when, um. Is it Gail? It's Gail. It's Gail. Yeah. It sounds like something Gail would
say. I took out the name. So it's like, look, Kenny. I know you're about 50 pounds overweight. If that wouldn't have mattered, but that's, I get it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, this is my one outlier. That's a little later than 2010. Okay. Not by much. Okay. But. Call it Slut and the Falcon. Make us solve crimes. What? Call it Slut and the Falcon. Make us solve crimes. Call it Slut and the Falcon. We've talked about this movie and book already today. Is it Fault
in Our Stars? No. Oh. I've never seen that or read it, so no. The Bible. Yes, I took this from Ezekiel. Moses. Sir. Okay, so what books are we talking about? We talked about it during Back in Time. Well, fuck me. So it's a movie based off of a book. Yeah. Oh, is this Perks of Being a Welfare? Yep. Okay. Yep, Patrick says it. Good call. All right, one more each. Let's go. There is no good in evil. There is only power, and those too weak to see it. Is it Seek It? Yep.
Okay. There's no good and evil. There's no good and evil. There's only power and those too weak to seek it. Shit. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and use my year. I don't think it was help, but just it might focus me. 2001. I know this. You know this. I know this. And I'm not giving you a single hint. What the fuck? That's mean. Why not? Because you know this. But. Any hint will give it away. If I know it already, it's not going to matter. The title is different in another
country. Title. It says Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. It is. I would have gotten it anyway without that. So this is your last one. Okay. You could run away with the game or we could end this one tied. Okay. Let me find you a good one. Cool. My daughter speaks with the wisdom beyond her years. We've all come here with anger in our hearts, but she comes with courage and understanding. Okay. A daughter. Yep. Comes with courage and understanding. Yep.
This sounds like a court. Like, they're in a court. Not exactly, but the vibe is the same. Okay. So... Do I have any... You have a release year. Fuck it. Um, 95. Okay. My daughter speaks with the wisdom beyond her years. We've all come here with anger in our hearts, but she comes with courage and understanding. Why is that... When it says... I just think of Matilda. No! But he would never say that about his daughter. No, he was a dick. Yeah. Danny DeVito. It's...
Is it animated? Yeah, it is. Fuck. It's a Disney movie. I know pretty much all of them, right? Is it Anastasia? No. Hunchback of... No. What are some famous Disney movies about daughters and fathers? Pretty much all of them, right? Start thinking about them. Okay. Um, so we got Beauty and the Beast. Nope. We got, um, well, most, that's hard because most Disney movies, all of the members of their family is dead. Is it Jasmine? No. Okay, so it's, okay. Also, usually
just their mothers are dead. Um, a lot of their fathers are dead too, I think. Are they not? No. Oh. Hmm. Is she a princess of Genovia? No. Okay. There's a raccoon in the movie. Oh, Pocahontas. You won. Fucking barely. Okay. Because I'm a kind and fair ruler. And you won. All's fair in love and war. And Millennial Movie Trivia. We hope you've enjoyed this episode. And if you want to hear more nostalgic episodes from us...
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