Pagers in 2024? Yeah you deserve to have your dick and hands blown off. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Our LIVE Election special. Enjoy! Contains excerpts from: Eat The Cat by The Marine Rapper
The only way to save American union jobs is to sell American companies to a foreign owner. Sounds about right these days… Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
If you had money on Ohio being as weird as you think it is, you’re still right! Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) Eat The Cat by The Marine Rapper
We celebrate doing this show once a week for five years. Fuck… Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Glad to know both of our VP picks are pro-israel... Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Former President Joe Biden is always right…about shotguns. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Proving once again that the house always wins. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
The next episode... Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
We take the time to waste our time watching the 2024 Presidential debate live. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Lawfare backfires for the evil empire and bros get to get high.
Goddamn we’re close to electric cars actually being fucking awesome! Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Hey in case you didn’t know it, you can’t trust all the science. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Suck it James S. A. Corey with your gay-ass Epstein drive bullshit! Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Nature really is metal bitches! Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Getting high on time lil’ buddies… Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
It’s wild how a decrepit old man gets COVID then two days later has a tan and sounds more coherent then he has in months only to avoid his party having a primary to force who they run against Trifty Cent. Unpossible you say? Not in a simulation of course… Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
A loser misses and our lord and savior Trifty Cent is born. Obviously we are not not going to talk mad shit for 30 minutes about an attempted assassination of an asshole. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Science cares about your ass! Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
EVs are already becoming shitty. Way to go ‘Murica! Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Are you cake? For animals you just might be! Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
What’s the worst that could happen by making a Jew, er woman president??? Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
High thrusting at NASA. What can we say, nerds know how to fuck. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
As if the damn news wasn’t bullshit already, here comes the boom. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
It’s weird that only right learners are all about tearing states apart yet they love the country? Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Campus protestors explain themselves...ouch? Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Sciencing up the Vulcan mind meld for profit! Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Everything will kill you forever. You're welcome! Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
Shockingly you can't learn to read in school anymore and even if you did, you'd be doing it wrong. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
We've mentioned before politicians don't have your best interests in mind. Or even on a shit stained post-it on the floor of their bathroom. That goes for rethuglicans and democrats you fuck twats. Contains excerpts from: Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975) A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins (2011)
