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2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

Dan & Jasonpodcasters.spotify.com
2D1C: Just two dads on one podcast, talking out their ass 80% of the time, since the 20-teens.
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Episodes

205: The Stupid Majority

The one where morons who complain about judges having too much power when they are politically opposed enact a law empowering judges to do something they want because right now those judges are politically aligned with them…

Oct 12, 202349 minEp. 205

201: Recalls & Removals

Seat belts are cap and so are American sports cars too. Also this shit show is in video like maybe everywhere you can watch video podcasts...which really doesn't make it a podcast anymore right???

Sep 14, 202340 minEp. 201

200: Touring Former Murder Capitals Of The World

We talk about visiting these here monumental United States memorial places & the fun to be had without murder...and then the Cormac McCarthy rant happens.

Sep 07, 20232 hr 23 minEp. 200

199: More Books Since You Aren't Retiring

Barnes & Nobles was my shit back in the day…hopefully they keep stores open so when I retire to homelessness I have a place to shit.

Aug 31, 20231 hr 21 minEp. 199

197: E.T. Suck My Dick???

Brown short creature with my stubby girthy dick in its horizontal slit??? Those broke-ass ET lovers are gonna need to phone home when they retire anyways!

Aug 17, 202334 minEp. 197

196: Fire & Fleece

Hey you guuuys! Burning the world with cash to burn…

Aug 10, 202347 minEp. 196

195: C.R.E.A.M.

Cash rules everything around me…no matter what bullshit letter is in front of your name.

Aug 03, 202337 minEp. 195

194: Child Slave-From-Home Drone Pilots

Put those shiftless layabout kids to work indiscriminately droning indigenous brown peoples from the comfort of an American suburb!

Jul 27, 202336 minEp. 194

192: Stardog Champion Issue #3

Sugar britches! Welcome to an all-filler, no-killer only-for-the-content solo run where Jason talks about how AI is cap. Hopefully we'll be back to normal next week. Article from the show: THE CURSE OF RECURSION: TRAINING ON GENERATED DATA MAKES MODELS FORGET

Jul 13, 20239 minEp. 192

191: Pills, Wires, & Germs

The freedumb party sues an old man while the supreme corrupt keeps trying to destroy the internet while your skin falls off because you used too much antiseptic during the pandemic.

Jul 06, 20231 hr 30 minEp. 191

189: White Flight 2.0

Brain drain from the cities not ball drain from our undies is the topic of this audible (NFL not Amazon) episode. Predictably this shit goes like a third string QB’s attempt to not get murdered...

Jun 22, 20231 hr 7 minEp. 189

188: China Will Win

You dumb motherfuckers think that uni-sex public bathrooms will save democracy? The only democracy that’ll be left after China wins is your annoying niece your dumbass brother named to be “edgy”.

Jun 15, 202336 minEp. 188

187: Losers Who Won't Be President

Fucking women champion party certainly can’t stop shittn’ on a bitch just trying to be prez. And the dems are shitting on some demoncrat female declaring a prez-run too.

Jun 08, 202334 minEp. 187

186: Fuck Ukraine

Seriously, what is it with this fucking cartoon-ass country? Like some crazy bitch with her shirt opened too much, motherfuckers can’t stop staring at her hoe-ass…

Jun 01, 202342 minEp. 186

185: Your Swimmers Are Fucked

Spill them under water, spill them in your sink, and spill them in her puss without worry…

May 25, 20231 hr 11 minEp. 185

184: Humping The Eagle

And here we gooooo!!! Off-the-cuff & handling towards cancel-town, we're pretty much audible-ing it to hell. Enjoy!

May 18, 20231 hr 12 minEp. 184

181: Listen Behind The Curtain

Hey hey hey! We ran out of time so here's a quick look behind the curtain to what we normally converse to get warmed up for the show we suck at doing.

Apr 27, 20236 minEp. 181

180: Artificial Bleeding Pussy Balloons

Dear chatgpt, did Biden lie or is he just an enfeebled old that Trump-induced retardation effected liberals elected out of desperation? Plus earning your red wings the hard way…sucking period blood from sweaty athletic wear.

Apr 20, 202355 minEp. 180

179: Robot Pandemic Laser Assassination

I mean do we need anything more than tiny robots, pandemic theory, and presidential assassinations? Yeah, I didn’t think so either. Cheers!

Apr 13, 202343 minEp. 179

178: Fat Losers, i.e. Americans and Ukrainians

So what the fuck’s up losers? We’re gonna bullshit about kids on tubes tricking other kids into eating shitty food while their fucktard parents don’t act like parents and regulate that shit. Then we’re gonna talk shit about how Ukraine is like that one loser “topper” friend you had growing up. “Oh you had four balloons in your air airspace? Well I had 8 balloons and they were all Russian! “ And then how fat and scared Americans are that they love them some Russian click bait. Hey fucks, Russia’s...

Apr 06, 202337 minEp. 178

177: Planes, Trains, & Antisemtie-abiles

Back in the saddle with our spirit animal Dougie Fresh to take on all the spills and just how deep the media is in big auto’s pocket… Broh, it’s not a recall it’s a fucking update you ancient loser fucks.

Mar 30, 202328 minEp. 177
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