Random things that really happen on planet Earth! It's a cornucopia and we are gonna touch on this repeatedly like a dude who found a girl that isn't creeped out about his obsession with her breasts. Jam Of The Week: Reel Big Fish - Thank You for Not Moshing Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself...
Dec 09, 2020•52 min•Ep. 56
Yet again it’s another holiday ruined by COVID! Traditions, memories, & time travel! Yeah, time travel... We also planned to talk about the rise of pumpkin spice and how in the truest of American traditions really doesn't have much to do with actual pumpkins, but we followed another American holiday tradition and got hammered while bullshitting instead. Jam Of The Week: Santana x Chris Cornell - Whole Lotta Love Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This ...
Nov 26, 2020•45 min•Ep. 55
Coffee and a look at modern capitalism at work in America with regards to a certain sector of manufacturing. We also take a swipe at unintended consequences, which is totally relatable to American capitalism too. Cheers! Jam Of The Week: The Bacon Brothers - Bunch Of Words Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself...
Nov 19, 2020•59 min•Ep. 54
Kicking off another year with what we do best: philosophy and ritualistic animal mutilation. Er, wait a minute... Links: Why We All Need Philosophy & France’s horses killed in mysterious ritual-like mutilations Jam Of The Week: GUNSHIP - The Drone Racers Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself...
Nov 12, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 53
It just goes to show you never can tell about something until you do it. We managed to jam into the first year an average of one episode a week. Granted, we crammed and even cheated to count it out that way, but hey, fuck you for judging. Here's our shocking conclusion after a year: we still don't stick to the topic. So join us for celebrating our one year anniversary by talking about a four year old video game before getting on with it... Jam Of The Week: The Folk Implosion - Natural One Recomm...
Nov 05, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 52
This may be the best-worst one yet as we touch on election 2020 because we have to. Not want to, but have to. Ugh... This is two-parter where we started on election day and follow up two days later. Good luck, America! Jam Of The Week: Willie Nile - The Innocent Ones Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself...
Nov 03, 2020•2 hr 36 min•Ep. 51
Join us in a memorial for another holiday covid season fucking ruined. Including discussions about: slutty costumes, candy full of razor blades, and stealing candy from your children. That's the five minutes about Halloween and this turd train goes right off the rails like usual. Jam Of The Week: Limahl - The Never Ending Story Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to L...
Oct 27, 2020•55 min•Ep. 50
Kicks get chicks. Be a badass. Things we chat about: Is this the way you do nostalgia correctly? Who’s the bad guy? Is this the way you do progressive values without being a cunty taint about it? Jam Of The Week: Leopold and His Fiction - Golden Freinds Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself...
Oct 22, 2020•55 min•Ep. 49
When we started this podcast, we dreamed about talking about things through the lens of being a dad. But since we’re both morons, we just drank and talked shit. In the meantime, another podcast network that had their shit together did that dream podcast. Well fuck us sideways if that don’t just beat all? So in response, here’s a little something different: Dan and Jason answer questions about fathers, dads, and being both or either in a self-interviewed format. Abandon all hope all who pass this...
Oct 19, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 48
Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy! It's a lightning round of a smorgasbord of topics including the pope, environmentalists, unions, colleges, & 4H kids! All brought to you by coffee and spite... Jam Of The Week: GUNSHIP - Black Blood Red Kiss (feat. Kat Von D) Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself...
Oct 12, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 47
It's the only way to be sure... Also China's world wide pandemic response is so much better than America's, Trump says something dumb, the media can't stay honest/truthful/competent, there's never been a health crisis until 2020, & why Biden may have just won my vote... Jam Of The Week: Christopher Tignor - "Ode to Joy" Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch...
Oct 08, 2020•58 min•Ep. 46
Jason turned 41 this week. By all accounting, half his life is over but what does that actually mean? Is that number simply not real like gender and rational progressives aren’t real? We’ll interview Jason about getting older, how family changes as you age, and are pick-up artists right that older men last longer and older women pop off easier? Jam Of The Week: I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Leave Me Alone Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get P...
Oct 05, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 45
So where the hell do we find these things to talk about? Well, you'll soon learn our secrets. And after that two minutes, we'll just talk shit at each other for the rest of the time about Ginsburg, Disneyworld, other podcasts (brilliant, right?), & actual dad talk. Cheers! Note: There's some random audio issues that may have snuck through; sorry again about that, but we are trying to figure it out. Jam Of The Week: Nirvana - You Know You're Right Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience ,...
Sep 28, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 44
So hey, since Hollywood is shutdown our media has taken up the call for making drama out of reality. But it's not fake news??? Jam Of The Week: Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself...
Sep 21, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 43
Proving that nothing you talk about is actually about what you're actually talking about, we swing at sexism for probably more than a second time. But it's so hard not to when language is taking names and kicking ass... Jam Of The Week: Peter Oren - Falling Water Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself...
Sep 17, 2020•57 min•Ep. 42
Reframing equality every week is exhausting. Luckily, it's not our job to do that but to pick it apart and expose the shit nuggets at the center of this turd of modern life. Jam Of The Week: Botany - Vision of This Earth Before Our Time Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself...
Sep 14, 2020•52 min•Ep. 41
A hit piece on hit pieces... Oh media, you silly goobers! 🖕 Jam Of The Week: The Kills - Siberian Nights Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself...
Sep 10, 2020•53 min•Ep. 40
Coming atcha with: racist video maker wins public office, CEO fired after diddling co-workers, virus killing US economy and thus the entire world economy, China & Russia oppose 2020 US presidential candidates, & blackmail/revenge porn doesn't mean you can't win a public office... Jam Of The Week: Band of Horses - Casual Party Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
Sep 07, 2020•57 min•Ep. 39
And so it begins... The die is cast... The shit has hit the fan... Welcome to Running Mate! America's greatest pre-election game show where the hopeful presidential-elects use their future Vice President to shield themselves from as much bullshit as they can!!! Will they be a heel (Dick Chaney)? Will they be the fool (Dan Quayle)? Only time will tell!!!!! Jam Of The Week: J. Bernardt - Wicked Streets Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , &a...
Sep 04, 2020•48 min•Ep. 38
Note: This was a perviously released episode but we decided to fold it in so we could cheat when counting episodes released in a year. As mentioned in Episode 22, we "discuss" The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, which you should definitely read or have read to you . Jam Of The Week: Run The Jewels - Out Of Sight feat. 2 Chainz Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
Sep 01, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 37
We shill for lo-cal IPAs, try and remember details about presidential assassination attempts, and do some some arguing for fun... Quick note from Jason: This got cut short by a power outage, so we're sorry about that. Also, we're trying some new audio stuff this week so it may sound a little different, especially if you listen at higher speeds then normal. Jam Of The Week: Cypress - Tycho Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle O...
Aug 20, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 36
The "If you were trapped on a desert island?" episode, inspired by actual events! Can you make a raft from bullshit? link - https://tinyurl.com/y2xcz2c2 Jam Of The Week: Kermit the Frog - Rainbow Connection Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
Aug 17, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 35
Back again to blather on about congress cashing in on a pandemic, eating & dying, er dining during covid season, the redskins capitulate to PC cultists, and going back to school in the middle of covid season. Jam Of The Week: Crowbar - The Lasting Dose Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
Aug 04, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 34
We talk shit about Biden's faith, AI editors, child trafficking hidden in fancy furniture listings, bullying in adults jumps the shark, and the difference between trespassing and fucking assholes... Jam Of The Week: Photo Ops - Take The Long Way Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
Jul 28, 2020•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 33
Old white guys using social media while running for leader of the free world, the real life Tony Stark making sci-fi a reality again, Cosby using #BLM to fight #MeToo, banning words equals more press & money, er, I mean equality, & how racism doesn't work when you film it and get a gun pulled on you... Jam Of The Week: Brand New - Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
Jul 12, 2020•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 32
It's covid season. Again. Two dads enter to bullshit, one passes out the end. Things we "cover" while killing livers: poppa Bush's cronies supporting Biden, Chuck E. Cheese goes down, another google product used to spy on you, games & comics get me too'd, fireworks in neighborhoods. Article links: 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5. Jam Of The Week: Run The Jewels - JU$T Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
Jul 06, 2020•2 hr 48 min•Ep. 31
This doesn't taste like pineapple, it tastes like tetrahydrogestrinone... Also blathered about: qualified immunity, COVID-19 mutation, Obama actually helping Biden for real instead of imaginary like in Joe's mind, racist logos, and the supreme court actually being human beings. Don't forget kids, soma isn't a drug it's an app! Jam Of The Week: Photo Ops - Play On Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
Jun 27, 2020•3 hr 45 min•Ep. 30
Micheal Vick is the biggest pokemon fan? Magic: The Gathering cards are racist like the Stars 'N Bars? Et tu, Colin (Powell)? These important questions answered and more in this episode. Fuck your stone fruit! Jam Of The Week: Jackson Browne - Running On Empty Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
Jun 17, 2020•2 hr 16 min•Ep. 29
We stop talking about a certain global pandemic and talk about a certain global protest. What does this mean for the world police's police?🤔 Also, we talk out our asses about Australia, Cuba, & why local breweries have such great food.🍻🍔 Jam Of The Week: Ministry - Stigmata Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
Jun 08, 2020•2 hr 24 min•Ep. 28
Well...we started out with a lightening round of topics but soon realized everything is about Elon Musk now. All hail Musk! Also a story about a fake hairless scrotum used to practice performing testicular cancer screening, why I like Shock Top, and advocating for more female masturbation. Cheers!🍻 Jam Of The Week: Dead Meadow - Nobody Home Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere...
May 31, 2020•2 hr 19 min•Ep. 27
