Wall check and check wream. It's the two seventeen Recovery podcast with Corey Winfield. You know, as as soon as he gives it to her, he's gonna give her his heart to her too, and we'll have kids and getting married. That's too far. That's what happened though. Cory Winfield back Sports Peloza twenty twenty three HS has ten ten South Garfield. It's going on to Folt. It's like two right now. I don't know even know when it's gonna get published in I'm here with a friend of mine, Matt. How
you doing Matt? Actually are employed by Addiction Treasure AM And this is a great event. We got here, coming at you live. Okay we're not live, but yeah it sounds good to say it. Oh coming at your live here, I mean not us live, but the live event. Like as this is happening, you're listening to it. Clearly this is not going on. No no, no, no, not in that moment. This here live. Look, yeah, we are broadcasting with microphone as people are
walking by us. We're live, and you'll it'll be it'll just gonna blow your mind where people come up and they'll start talking to you like, you can hear them and they won't even see their microphone. They'll be like and you won't be able to hear where they're saying. No, and you just not. You can hear us and smile. That guy refuses to have me on Facebook. I don't know what his problem is, but he should look check his friend request because you resend it. No, I took it back.
I was like, well, if you're not gonna get you retracted it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you get a week, bro, one week, yeah, and I will retract it. Yeah, send me one. We'll see what's up. Yeah. But no, we're out here today in his beautiful, beautiful weather. Yes, it is a beautiful day here. Earlier it was one hundred and ten degrees, but it cooled off nice
breeze from the northwest. One hundred and ten degrees. That dunk tank that we got going on here definitely didn't feel like one hundred and ten degrees. Who was not a sauna in nor a hot tub. It's cold. It was cold, freezing, yes, so that probably felt good because it's so hot. Amazing. So I want to talk to you about a couple of things. First of all, this is your first Portapalooza. Like when you first heard of this porch Paloso? Have you ever heard of it before?
No? Actually I did not hear about it at all until I've seen the flyers for the second porch Palooza, which we're currently at, and now exactly what I expected a lot better. Okay, what was your first initial thoughts? You saw the flyer and you're like, Porchapalooz. I was thinking it was going to be like a Lollapalooza. Oh, we thought there were people in mud and bands and crazy bands, some good people lovely music. There's no bands. There's some good people. No, we had we had some
people singing, Yeah, but that. But there's not a band, not a band from one man band singing. And there's Matt lest You're Matt did a podcast with me and we talked about evolution and I had to explain to him why we did not evolve from apes. I don't think we did either. No, there's a lot of science to that now. I don't know. I hope they don't still teach that in schools. I'm just waiting for the half breed between the ape and the man. Where is that one?
It don't exist. It don't exist because the eight wold ate the baby. This is true. You know you ever see a dog, a dog gave birth to something that was like, kind of looks like a cat dead, Well, don't catat hamsters, a gorilla ape monkey. They would all do the same that they wouldn't be like, hey, this thing looks like cute little humans, got a nice little twerking booty on it. I'm gonna let's take that other other delicious meat. Yeah, same thing. So I'd explained
to him how that works. It was. It was quite it's mind boling the people that are so and doctrine to thinking that we did evolve from apes. Yeah, but there's well, you know that's not even what I want to talk to me either. You know, I love them, but yeah, Matt came up and I had to like just point that out to you. But Porta Blues, So this is your first one. You think it's going great, it's fun. People seem to be having a good time. Oh, absolutely, it's it has turned out to be quite quite the event
right now. Yeah, a lot of great people, a lot of great resources at tables here, and there's our friends from Mr right there talking to Marnie Winfield, who's my wife. Indeed she is, and the people in MRI really support us a lot, and it's nice to have that support from a PHP and you know, they're the ones to kind of take the money
from the state and they make sure that it's spent right and accordingly. And of course I had a huge part of this event going on today, you know, and like we I can say, hey, we brought sober eats here today, but well, we only do that because Mr allowed us to exactly kind of have money in that budget to give back at events like this and to show people in the recovery community that yeah, we can have fun
and we're sober and everything's fine, absolutely, you know. And attraction attraction rather than promotion, even though some people say, Corey, that's all you do is promote your stuff all over the place. But hey, so it's getting progression at progression. Nobody's perfect with anything. No, we're just working out a little bit better today than yesterday. Absolutely. So you got a cat, I do. We had this conversation earlier, and so you're a
phoner eyed diamond. I'd a little kid, a cat. What's the name? Linkname? Name is link? Ziggy bartholomy owl. The third. Okay, that's quite the name. Yeah, your kids tell you the name it? Or did your kids name it? I named the first name Link because he's the link to my heart, and my daughter came up with the bartholomy owl third. I like it though. It's it adds a touch of sophistication, sophistication intrigue so when he goes to school, he won't get picked on
and bullied. Yeah, absolutely, there's not anybody going to pick on that kiddie. So as we brought our latest cat home, he's about a year now, Okay, well in December he will be so I guess not quite. But we're driving home with it, and we didn't know it was like four days old, Like the lady told us, oh no, it's potty training and everything, and we didn't even know. And we brought it to the vet and the vet was like, I won't you bring this back when
it's six weeks and we're like, what I mean? It was eating kitty litter like it was just like I'm just a little baby kitty. Like I didn't know. And so were riding home and like as we go, meet this lady in this winter snowstorm. She gets, she slides through stops and it gets into a wreck. So my cat's been through that like a day four or five. Yeah, So then we get it and then Marnie's like, I'm just gonna hold it. And I'm like, well, it's not
wearing a seatbelt. I don't know how safe though it is, but okay, if it's going to feel and we're driving and she's like, were you gonna name this one? Because I named the other cat Luna, which I think is short for lunatick. Okay, and so she's like, you name this one and I was like, oh, I don't really know. She's like, what's something you love? And I look at her and then she says not that, and I said, okay, then what was it? I like Hutson the ice cream, So I was the scum Hudson. So
that's how he named that kitty. But it was almost something else. But she said that was inappropriate, Marshmallow. I don't think that's so I'm inappropriate. Yeah, fluff wasn't that. It's a part of a body part, so I just figured about the weakness. No, it wasn't that. I don't love that really much. The cat was in my wife's lap, but ah see, I understand. So she said, you know, what do you really love? What do you really like? You know? And I was like, well, but yeah, so so Hutson bill ice cream.
So Hutson is our our kiddy name and good name. It's just brings so much joy to us. But terrorizes are other two cats, which you know, it's kind of funny. That's good. A little bit of terrorization here and in there does not hurt any animal. So when are you gonna get to the next cat? I'm never this is This is my first cat I've ever had in my life. It doesn't mean I won't get another cat.
I was sitting there thinking I really want a puppy, and then I decided, well, I don't really want to clean up a lot of dog dukee. So I went online and I found this stunning little fella and he had these little blue eyes, and I said, that will be my cat, and I went and guide him. He was one hundred dollars, and that's okay. Everyone thought I was crazy that I bought a cat for one hundred dollars, but it is what it is, and now we're here snooter spade
or whatever. No, no, not, I'm working on that part. Oh well, he's just little still, he's only fourteen fifteen weeks. What are that that it leads to? In months? I can't tell you. My mouth skills are off three months, close to it, three and a half this time. Get them nuts off. Yeah, you gotta get them off, man, get them off. Don't want them no marking, that's that's. That's the one thing I don't want. Yeah, you don't. And it'll be better for them too, So you will, though, however,
run into a problem with I don't like that noise. No, the cat needs a friend. No. I have three dogs, two pits, and you already have dogs. Yeah, I got two pits, and ah, well if they're not my dogs, you know, he s go to the neighbors and pet them like, no, there there are. They're the dogs that I live with me, But I they're not. They weren't introduced to me. I was introduced to them. He didn't spend one hundred dollars
on those dogs. No, No, I did not. Okay, what see the downfall of having a cat, and this is what took me so long, is when you have dogs and then you get a cat, and you got those litter boxes. Sometimes they like to, you know, they don't like to, but they have to take a little duke inside of those litter boxes. And for some odd reason, a dog thinks it's a treat. Oh, so we just oh yeah, you know, certain dogs will go in there and say, hell oh, a little fella that's this sounds
this sounds and looks delicious. I heard you in here. Let me have it. Let me have a nib. That's why you don't get a dog and some dogg and I's like, no, man, my dog's cool. Goes through the beach with me, and it boots outs on sometimes, don't puke it up. Dogs are so much trouble dude. But speaking of the cat box, though, you're gonna get sick of changing the litter, right, did you make your kids do that? No, make my kids do that. Okay, they're gonna get sick of it too. And they're like,
dad, just get this thing. It's called a little robot. I don't think so expensive. And I don't want to do it because of that reason, because it doesn't look like it might be so prom smells bad. Oh it's horrible. We want one, and then we ended up selling it. I felt bad selling it, and I even told the company because like it was just like two days after our ninety days free trial or it wasn't. It wasn't a free trial. I was like, you can send it back, and so I was like, I'm ready to send it back.
And I think I was in the hospital because I had my gallbladder surgery or something, and I'm like, no, I was in the hospital, like cout me a couple of days. They're like nope. I was like, okay, then I'm gonna tell everybody yours stuff sucks. And they're like, well that's fine. I'm like, okay, so don't ever buy but seriously, don't buy it because it does suck. And I, like I said, I felt bad, and I even told him, like, how can
I sell this as someone else? Like the product is shit, literally, and it made it made our apartment smell worse like and it wasn't any easier it you know, it was easy. You get a good ass scooper and you just yeah, is get it out there as soon as it gets in there. And they have a thing called the cat Genie, which is genius
and it's thirty buck maybe forty buck. Get that man and it you just do just put the dukey inside then and it has its own little back, so you when you're done with it, you know it's filling up, you just take that one right out, you rip rip the other from the bottom and he just put it over the top and you put it back and close that thing. Is that it's forty thirty forty buck, I mean that's diper
genie I heard of. Yeah, I think it's the same as one to say, I had one of those for my for my oldest daughter when she was a baby. That gus. Yeah, absolutely the things yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah. It has like a little flap like this cat one has like a little flap on one side. You pull this thing out yep, and then has the other so you and then you put it back in and it just steals it and close the top. Yeah, exactly what it was. But for diapers. Yeah, I don't have to look into that.
Definitely get one of those one day hopefully. Yeah. Yeah, the cat genie, get that. But that whole little robot actually just invested in some stuff I saw on TikTok called pretty litter and it's supposed to be like super scientific and like no if your cats so when it when it when they pee, it gives you different colors. It's like art'll take pictures of it. It's like I see you pe funny colors and then you paint it. That's what it looks like, a little point paint splotches. It's like it's
got a picture. It's got red for like certain acidity, blue, yellow, orange, and so it's like tells if your cat's getting enough water, eating the right way, and if it's not, you sit it down right in front of water dish. But you will drink this you quality H two green, worked hard to process. Oh the sink. And then when you want a certain color, you like just start depriving it of like certain proteins. When I want the blue litter, I'm doing some abstract art here,
throwing a little five hour energy a little here. See what color it turns in. Then, Oh that's great stuff, man, it really is. Oh you can talk kitties all day. We should strow a podcast called Kitty Talk Kitty Talk to you now, brought to you by the Little Robot, which sucks, so don't buy it. And then we buy the Little Robot again. This is my way of advertising. It's like I'm gonna keep saying people's names that I don't that don't want to be associated with the podcast until
they pay me not to say it. I'll just keep saying it. If you want your cat to be clean, healthy and living life too full, let's get your pretty letter here www dot pretty litter dot com. Not the Little Robot, because it sucks. The Little Robot does suck. You do not your house smelling like dukie all the time. Buy the Little Robot now, catch eight hundred dollars and don't be two days past. They don't care if you're in the hospital. Make sure you buy a separate charger for one
yours breaks. The Little Robot sucks until they pay me to not just mention their name. I think that's called the lawsuit. But I'm but see that's not slander because I'm telling you the truth. Yeah, it's an opinion, and we're in fact all kinds of stuff. I can tell you if we can read the emails on the line right now too, if I can pull them up. But anyway, that's enough cat talk. But until we start Kitty what Kitty what? Okay? I guess that'd be a cool logo.
Two guys in the cat, two guys, one cat in a litter box. Two guys, one litter box. Yes, no cat, no cat, two cats, one litter box. Absolutely, that's a story to tell. But what you listen to that podcast? You know, there's some junk out there that people do listen to, and depends on what material you got
for that. What if we did it serious for like the first ten episodes where just like this is what you gotta do to your cat, and just what you gotta do, and then like we slowly started working in just like really crazy shit like no, you have to take your cat and you have to shave around the anus. We'll do this, well, extend your cat's life by eight years, put on a glove and put your pinky in its scorp around, you know, and post post on TikTok so that we can
let other people know. And then like you know, like people like why are cats shaved booties now trending? Like what is this first? The shaved booties in the bleached ones. Two guys, one litter box, No cats podcast started this one clunk in the box doggy treats. We just started. What if we just took your cats litter and my cat's litter and just started packaging and the dog treats and this like mailed it up to be called the cat Trap Treats. Here you go, crunchy, your dog's gonna love this,
So they would too. I'm not telling I swear for the makers of the cat Little Robot. I'll tell you. Get you a little box and you put it out, and you get a bunch of dogs and they'll go up to that, and I swear at least at least every one of them will smell it, lick it, and if not eat it, they'll they are on there, they will eat it. It's gross. You ever been just walking around like the field and seeing some doodoo and like, you know what, sniff that and eat it? No, I've often thoundered, thought
and wondered. That's thundered, what what dukey it might be? And so I sit there and watch it. Hope it gross. And that's another reason why I just don't go walking through fields and parks and ship because I don't want to run into that. So you don't know what you're gonna run to in the field anyway, That's truth. Especially here monsters, lots of many snakes. Worst one was in California, sitting there. I don't couldn't even
tell you. She didn't look familiar though, came out of nowhere so walking. I just looked down, I said. I jumped up like a little school girls screaming. But it only lasted three seconds and I ran away because I was then win. No part of that. I think you're supposed to not run away. No, I ran nothing. Screw that. You made it, so there you go. Yes, I did well. Man. I got some company over here that I had to say Hlili too. That's like hello and high, Hello and high. Since we're mixing words now,
sorry, way it works. Listen for the two guys one two guys one letterbox coming at you soon soon. And like I said, the first ten will be dead serious and then we'll just start working in like little different things and we'll see how far it goes. Yes, we will look for that soon. But Matt, thanks for coming on and thanks for having me today, for letting me do a podcast from and I appreciate you for bringing me on here, getting me trained on some of these podcasters. Yeah, it's
been lovely and I and I adore your podcast. Thanks and shout out to your brother. Shout out to my brother pick A Pingwin Tommy. If you're out there listening, brother, this one's for you. Wow. Thanks Ben, thank you, thanks for listening to the two seventeen Recovery Podcast. We hope you come back for our next episode.