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2 WOKE 2 F.

"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted." - Anonymous 2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!
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Episodes

WHAT RAGE?

In the 11th episode of the 3rd season, these two discuss Joe Biden and how great he is, remind us how terrible Trump was, and delve into the most dangerous type of rage, which is the opposite of a beautiful kind of joy.

Jul 13, 202142 minSeason 3Ep. 11

BLACK JOY

Black joy is a counteraction for the immense amount of pain black people must endure. As People of Color, and black people in particular, are literally hunted down like dogs in the street, lynched, terrorized, drawn and quartered, tarred and feathered, ridden out of town on a rail, stuck with the check, fined unnecessarily for parking violations they didn't commit... Now. More than ever. There is. A. Need. For black joy. Discover Black Joy with these 2 white guys in their 40's....

Jul 01, 202145 minSeason 3Ep. 10

EMASKULATION. BE COOL WITH THAT

GET WITH IT. THE WORLD DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU ANYMORE. THE WORLD BELONGS TO US NOW. CUT YOURSELF.

May 13, 202145 minSeason 3Ep. 9

Folks Need Their Justice

Revolution is in the air. The poet Bob Dylan once sang, "How many roads must a man burn down before they call him a man?" He later reveals that the answer, just like revolution, "is blowin' in the wind." And if you lick your finger and stick it up there - and I don't mean stick it up there a little for like a second and a half, I mean STICK IT WAY UP THERE AND MOVE IT AROUND FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND KEEP IT UP there until your arm is tired -- you come up with the same answer: A LOT....

Apr 14, 202147 minSeason 3Ep. 8

The Dirty Rebellion

We talk about Rachel Levine, because that's his sweet girl. All kinda everything goin' on. Thank God Trump is OVA!

Mar 09, 202145 minSeason 3Ep. 6

double whitenesses

Trump is out of the so-called White House, and now Joe Biden is working hard to turn this ship around and sail towards Nirvana. We want EQUITY. BLACK LIVES! JAIL TIME for no-mask scofflaws. Stronger limits and tighter controls on internet disinformation. Time for Americans to shut-up, put on your damn mask and spread out all the resources and access to resources, into the communities where the communities who need them can ACCESS them and maybe, I don't know, not starve.

Feb 27, 202138 minSeason 3Ep. 5

LONG-HAULER

## 2W2F 03 003 THE STRUGGLE. THE JOY. THE VICTORY. THE COVID LONG-HAULER.

Jan 30, 202136 minSeason 3Ep. 3

IMPROVED 2W2F - LASER HOCUSED MORE hocus

The previously-released episode was sabotaged by idiot Trump operatives who (LOL) thought they could STOP the TRUTH. Now, here's the episode with enhanced volume and clarity. SUCK IT, dummies!

Jan 20, 202133 minSeason 3Ep. 2

2WOKE2F - THINGS HAVE CHANGED

As we decide what to do with the former President -- whose name shall not be spoken -- we narrow our eyes and take a look at Joe Biden, while anticipating a couple of the problems he just won't be able to solve, like the persistence of able-ism in the absurd tradition of clapping our hands together at the end of, well, anything. We also look forward to science returning to the forefront of pop culture, and we can't help but see a resurgence of shows like Caroline in the City, movies like "What t...

Jan 08, 202128 minSeason 3Ep. 52

WHAT DID I DO?

You love your private property. But listen and learn how little you ACTUALLY own.

Dec 25, 202030 min

*SPECIAL* 2W2F PLACEHOLDER

WHILE THE HOSTS OF 2W2F GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER, ENJOY THIS LESS ABSTRACT, LESS SARCASTIC, LESS MUSICAL BUT MORE DIRECT REPLACEMENT SHOW. IT'S THE SECOND EPISODE OF SO RIGHT , WITH PAT DIXON AND THOMAS PALADINO. IF YOU'D LIKE TO PROVIDE FEEDBACK, PLS WRITE (and don't be a dick about it) PatDixonNYC@gmail.com 2W2F will return soon with new episodes and shit.

Dec 16, 202056 min

A VOTE FOR SCIENCE

Joe Biden = Science Donald T---p = Racism Who would've ever thought that science would still be forced to battle it out with racism in 2020? But hey, that's wypipo, amiright? The hosts of 2W2F urge you all to REMAIN SAFE during this most important election. The safety of our democracy is at stake, but so is the safety of our health. Election safety hacks: 1. Avoid voting at the polls! Complete your ballot(s) at home and present them directly to a member of BLM/Antifa or your assigned ballot harv...

Nov 02, 202048 min

Joe Biden. Everyday. Forever.

We've seen our share of tears and revelled in the triumph of mass destruction of property in cities across the so-called United States in the name of our black brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, moms, pops, cousins, grandparents, in short, the extended black family for whom we toil, slave, chant and sing and in whose presence we bow and genuflect and stutter and pee our pants and quake and shit ourselves. 2020, a year of hard work, tears, dingbat stammering and shit in pants. And we did it all fo...

Oct 05, 202035 min

A COOL CHANGE

If you're like me, your guilty pleasure is Hee-Haw. I have others, of course, but Hee-Haw is both the guiltiest and most pleasurable of them all. For a verified radical, soon-to-be street ready (once we have a vaccine), dyed-in-the-wool anti-racist, anti-fascist, anti-colonial anarcho-abolitionist activist and hermit, you might think being a fan of the corniest hillbilly TV romp ever to lull the sheeple of America back into their capitalist slumber might be sort of, umm, PROBLEMATIC. Well, thank...

Sep 14, 202033 min

serious days

those were the funny days... these are the serious days.

Sep 03, 202028 min

TURD IMMUNITY

We're still here. In some ways, we're here-er than we've ever been before.

Jul 25, 202045 min

STOLEN COWARDICE: THE PIG TEST

People are talking about the need for historic change, therefore there's no way we can have any sort of consistency in policy and shit like that. Welcome to 2020 -- AKA PERFECT VISION -- and I know WE 2 are seeing the world much more clearly. Put this show in your earbuds, sit back and enjoy this rare listening experience.

Jul 14, 202036 min

POPPED OFF

TO A LOT OF STUPID BOOTLICKERS, THIS WILL BE A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT: COVID19 IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SAYING THIS, THEN YOU'RE NOT 2 WOKE YET, ARE YOU? BEING SOME KINDA ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS (ALSO, I'VE EARNED A PURPLE BELT IN A DISCIPLINE OF KARATE WHICH, INVENTED BY ME, AS YET, HAS NO NAME) WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT IF PEOPLE COULD JUST GET A TASTE OF AWESOME LIVING WITHOUT THE TYPICAL HASSLES OF CAPITALISM, i.e. EARNING MONEY, HAVING A JOB, K...

Jun 10, 202038 min

KARENS

KARENS.

May 24, 202048 min

The Devil you don't

when word of the p-dem-ic's arrival here reached us in late January, we were, just like most people, more or less indifferent. it wasn't instantly a major concern. Like most people, we put our faith in Nancy Pelosi. As one of the eldest, most-trusted and adored American Stateswomen of all time, she represented a solidity (albeit an elegant one!), but she always had a way of making it clear that she was also working on levels that we couldn't comprehend. for example, no one quite understood why s...

May 10, 202045 min

QuranTeen

we've been off for a couple of weeks as our living situations have changed. And now, quarantined. Scared. Frightened. Afraid. We wait with our fears while the bright light screens, calmmmmmm theeeee sheepppppp pleeeeeee.

Apr 01, 202043 min

You're So RIGHT!

While 2 Woke 2 F. is taking a minute to get its shit together and record an episode, here's a completely different podcast. Let me know what you think.

Mar 11, 202047 min

MEAT 2 MEAT - take 2

2w2F - ARE YOU WOKE YET? ARE YOU TOO WOKE? CAN U B 2 WOKE? CAN I C U P?

Feb 20, 202050 min
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