2 Scottish Birds

Bolt boy am oot wae the birds! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🐥🐥 Two single Scottish females in their thirties chewing the fat. Expect unsolicited relationship advice, embarrassing stories, unqualified health tips and useless trivia. *Conversation may vary*

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Episodes

The Importance Of Friendships

The 2 Scottish Birds discuss friendships including how we nurture friendships and ways to create new ones over 30. Learn how the birds met and how they plan to network in the event of an extended lockdown (*cough* writing to criminals in jail). Megan also admits to having a guy pen pal when she was 17, it’s worth listening just for this.

Mar 06, 2021•59 min•Season 1Ep. 6

On The Rise in Spirituality

Following on from a recent Forbes Article, the 2SB discuss the rise in spirituality (specifically psychic services) that has taken place over the past few years - including a 135% increase during the pandemic. They discuss their thoughts on the booming industry and whether they think this is a good or bad thing. The birds go on to discuss Zombie-ing: when a guy comes back from the dead after ghosting — paired with a number of anecdotes, as usual!

Feb 15, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 5

Reflecting On Our Twenties

The two auld Scottish birds discuss lessons learned from their twenties as they both reach the 3-0 milestone. From relationships, to career, to style and beauty - we share our big takeaways from our first decade of adulting... and what we’re looking forward to experiencing in our thirties! Your twenties are for making the mistakes, your thirties are for learning the lessons and your forties... are for buying the drinks. Quote Carrie Bradshaw, end quote.

Jan 20, 2021•41 min•Season 1Ep. 3

Navigating Dating Apps

From dating app horror stories, to conversation etiquette, to what gives us the ick (spoiler: snapchat filter selfies and seedy chat-up lines) - in this episode the two Scottish birds discuss their experiences using dating apps. Megan claims she’s a DTR girl (delete then re-download) and both discuss why they always try to lock in a first date ASAP (*cough* long distance cyber relationship PTSD, anyone?).

Jan 20, 2021•38 min•Season 1Ep. 2

Pilot

The two Scottish birds introduce themselves and go on to discuss dating during the pandemic, toothpaste tube squeezing and burger eating methodologies, why the dinner date is fundamentally flawed and the dangers of hiking and hinging.

Dec 14, 2020•26 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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