2 Kramers welcome our friend & comedian Tayler Yarish. This week we discuss peeing in NYC, Sebastian Maniscalco during 9/11, Medieval Times serf-ers, and of course Tayler's MK character. Follow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris Metcalfe / https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfecomedy/ Follow Tayler Yarish / https://www.instagram.com/taylercomedy/ Follow 2 Kramers / https://www.instagram.com/2kramerspod/
Jul 02, 2025•57 min•Season 1Ep. 9
2 Kramers welcome NYC comedians Jill Weiner and Ashlynn Salzano. We discuss what kind of heroes we are in our daydreams and making Central Park a friggin national one. You've simply never seen friends riffing at this level before. Follow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris Metcalfe / https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfecomedy/ Follow Jill Weiner / https://www.instagram.com/jill_lives/ Ashlynn Salzano / https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/ Follow 2 K...
Jun 25, 2025•50 min
2 Kramers welcome their first Elaine via comedian Rachel Williams. We discuss why her and Chris are mad all the time, how to pronounce DUI, and Max's Kid's Choice Award acceptance speech. Overall, it fully encompasses the true Long Island Experience. MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MokZUzRkZbc&t=1s Follow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris Metcalfe / https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfe...
Jun 18, 2025•1 hr 17 min
2 Kramers find their Jerry in Mike Bramante. We discuss what kind of CIA assets we would be and the hardest role of all: being yourself.
Jun 10, 2025•1 hr 9 min
Episode 5: Alex Quow 2 Kramers welcome the undisputed nicest guy in comedy, Alex Quow, onto the pod. We talk about a bunch of stuff including the undisputed best rest stop Panera Bread in the US.
Jun 03, 2025•56 min
Episode 4: Jake Velazquez & Ben Kirschenbaum 2 Kramers welcome pals and fellow comics, Jake & Ben, onto the pod. In a room full of four (4) Kramers, our friendship faces the ultimate test – trying to perform friendship on a podcast. MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL: • Maximillian Spinelli: Finish Your Croissan... Follow Max Spinelli / / maxagazillion Follow Chris Metcalfe / / chrismetcalfecomedy Follow Jake Velazquez / / https://www.instagram.com/j...
May 27, 2025•49 min
Episode 3: Alex Babbitt2 Kramers welcome comedian and certified pyromaniac, Alex Babbitt, onto the pod. Alex riffs and shares fun stories with us, like that time he may or may not have burned down his childhood home. Drop a lit match in the comments if you love us (we love you). MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL: • Maximillian Spinelli: Finish Your Croissan... Follow Max Spinelli / / maxagazillion Follow Chris Metcalfe / / chrismetcalfecomedy Follow Alex Babbitt / / mr...
May 22, 2025•1 hr 20 min
Two Kramers welcome their first third with comedian and Bushwick stereotype, Bo Ballew. Bo runs an emotional gauntlet as his longtime friends ambush him with unsolicited questions and insults. Drop a hot dose in the comments if you love us (we love you). MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MokZUzRkZbcFollow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/Follow Chris Metcalfe / https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfecomedy/Follow Bo...
May 14, 2025•1 hr
The beginning of a new podcast; 2 KRAMERS (formerly We Were Had) Max and Chris introduce themselves, the origin of the pod, and immediately veer off course. There’s Mortal Kombat talk, a discussion about the ultimate luxury of an outdoor fridge, and at least one deeply unnecessary impression. Welcome to the building — it’s already on fire. MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MokZUzRkZbc Follow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagram.com/maxa...
May 07, 2025•31 min
A prominent Nessie hunter believes he's found indisputable evidence that there's a second Loch Ness Monster in Scotland. But wait. Also, in the same timeframe, a mother and daughter believe they also saw the famed creature. But get this. In the United States of America. We've got ourselves a certified globetrotter. Is the reason that sightings and accounts throughout history have been contradictory because there have in fact been more than one prehistoric beasts the whole time? Tune in and most ...
Apr 16, 2023•36 min
From Heath Ledger's famously ill-fated but incredible turn to Jared Leto's weirdly method attempt at a one up, what is it about the Joker that affects the actors that play him? To be honest, there really isn't much to the curse unless you want to read into Cesar Romero being typecast after his campy turn or the fact that Leto REALLY wanted people to call him the joker in real life. Listen, this one is really just us shooting the shh. Sit back and don't take it too seriously. Life's a joke. Pleas...
Apr 03, 2023•34 min
Max, Ben and Chris learn about the Vanderpump Rules drama against their will as Mae spells out her most passionate story yet in excruciating detail. This Bravo scandal has everything, or at least one thing, but it happens to everyone. And that one thing is cheating. They all just cheat on each other in the show but THIS time...this time they also cheated on each other. Biggest mystery of the episode - why does Max keep trying to make this beanie happen? Please support the show and our hosts! We ...
Mar 25, 2023•41 min
Is inflation killing the tooth fairy? Why would we spend an entire episode talking about this? Listen, Max had 10 minutes and it was the first article he saw. The price of a tooth has gone way up and we unpack what this means for society. Back half of the episode is all about how the fairy operates worldwide. Honestly, it's fun. Just have fun. And please donate to your local tooth fairy, they need help. Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast instagram.com/wewerehad Mae Planer...
Mar 13, 2023•28 min
This is the fight of our lives. We stepped away from very serious topics for a bit but this one was too big to ignore. Of course, we're talking about this generation's Chernobyl - the recent bitter feud betwixt Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber. While a nation mourns, will we be able to find some sort of peace amidst the chaos? Is 30 actually too old for this? What is Joe Biden's plan to solve the conflict? Who knows but we will be submitting this episode to Sundance. Please support the show and ou...
Mar 05, 2023•46 min
This week we dared ask the question: what's the weirdest diet that people actually do? And you guessed it, they're mostly disgusting. Kicking off with a "man juice" diet that's exactly what you think it is, things only get more unhinged. If anyone's currently doing any of these, let us know how it's going in the comments. And then please immediately go to a doctor. Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast instagram.com/wewerehad Mae Planert instagram.com/mae_planert Max Spinell...
Feb 27, 2023•30 min
As always, We Were Had has its finger in, on, and around the pulse. We talk spy balloons and the very real theory that George Santos was actually the one driving that thing. As an added treat we then rank the disgraced congressman's most over the top lies. Enjoy! Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast instagram.com/wewerehad Mae Planert instagram.com/mae_planert Max Spinelli instagram.com/maxagazillion Ben Kirschenbaum instagram.com/benkirschenbaum...
Feb 18, 2023•38 min
We're breaking down the wildest (pun INTENDED) military strategies of all time. But which animals have been deployed as super soldiers throughout history? Oxen cosplaying as dragons. Bats dropping napalm bombs. And, of course, dolphins with miniguns. Who's job was it to come up with these? What's next? RELEASE THE EPISODE. Leave 5 stars and we'll write you into our will. We Were Had Podcast instagram.com/wewerehad Mae Planert instagram.com/mae_planert Max Spinelli instagram.com/maxagazillion Ben...
Feb 10, 2023•36 min
In 2013 some hermit guy who didn't talk to anyone for 30 years and lived under a tarp in the woods of Maine, got arrested for stealing snacks from a camp for kids with disabilities. But that's not all he took...he burgled our hearts and somehow stood up to "the man" by not paying for anything. Will the gang survive in the woods? Are all lunatics violent or are they just from Alaska? Not all deer are dudes, some are chicks? Was that a question? Who knows, we got this hermit to deal with. Please s...
Feb 03, 2023•25 min•Ep. 108
Hollywood awards shows...rigged? Tune in for an in depth fact and data-based analysis to find out the definitive answer. Jk. We're doing this mostly off of vibes. The Golden Globes. The Grammy's. The Oscars. The Emmy's. Are the ELITES just buying this stuff? Does any of it matter? Also, how is Austin Butler still stuck in the accent? Frankly, we don't know. But two things we love are movies and gossip so this is an episode. Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast instagram.com...
Jan 27, 2023•43 min
You're not going to believe this but the U.S. Government might not have had the people's best interests at heart in this one, fam. It's well documented that reggae legend, Rastafarian icon, and agent of peace, Bob Marley, was the subject of a failed assassination attempt in December, 1976. But who ordered the hit? Some say it was the CIA. Did they even go so far as to finish the job years later via sci-fi level tech? First, though, we talk about the important stuff - Mae's honeymoon. Please supp...
Jan 20, 2023•31 min
What's the most insane medieval torture device? Find out as we go through a list of some of history's most diabolical ways to destroy someone's butt. Why were they so obsessed with finding really creative ways to violate folks for long periods of time? Would Netflix have saved countless sphincters? Is Mae going to wear this dress for the rest of her life? Tune in and find out if We Were Had! Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast instagram.com/wewerehad Mae Planert instagram....
Jan 14, 2023•32 min
We're doomscrolling straight to hell in this one bros. We've got our guy, comedian Jake Velazquez, in studio because he's an expert on the subject and not because Max and Ben were having lunch with him before this and wanted to extend the hang. We spend an egregious amount of time trying to define doomscrolling but we get there don't worry. It's when you get sad reading the news and then it ruins your life. Consuming this podcast episode is the cure. Please support the show and our hosts! We Wer...
Dec 30, 2022•31 min
Christmas...scary? We've got a good cop, bad cop situation on our hands folks. Santa and Demon goat guy Krampus are partners in crime and we've got the half baked story to prove it. We also take a tour around the world exploring the wildest Christmas traditions Ben could find when he was researching for exactly 8 minutes. Happy holidays from the bottom of the bottle from last time that we continued drinking in this episode. Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast instagram.com...
Dec 23, 2022•31 min
More hard-hitting journalism from the ONLY team you can TRUST. Up first though: Casey Anthony...hot? Then Mae breaks down weird facts she found on the internet. Stuff like rollercoasters were invented to distract Americans from sin. Corn was the OG toilet paper?? Listen, we popped a magnum bottle of pinot greeg and let loose, god forbid. Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast instagram.com/wewerehad Mae Planert instagram.com/mae_planert Max Spinelli instagram.com/maxagazillio...
Dec 16, 2022•47 min
The franchise that convinced an entire generation they could die at literally any moment is actually based on true stories. We break down the real life Final Destination-esque tales that are even more unsettling than the films. What happens when folks narrowly escape death? Well, according to 5 Hollywood movies and these sadly true events, Big D comes a knocking anyway. Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast: instagram.com/wewerehad Mae Planert: instagram.com/mae_planert Max ...
Dec 09, 2022•36 min
This well oiled machine has done the unthinkable and stumbled through 100 red hot episodes. To mark the momentous occasion, we're buying an apocalypse bunker. They're luxury "survival condos" and we want in. But can we get past the most difficult obstacle of all? It's filling out a simple form as a team and it takes about 12 minutes. Bonus: Max is in character as Gypsy Rose. Sincerely though, thank you for riding with us to the big hundo. Tune in and find out if We Were Had! Please support the s...
Dec 02, 2022•44 min
The google maps cars have been driving around the world for years, are you surprised they've found some strange stuff? Frankly, we thought the images they caught would've been even weirder. From giant pentagrams to phantom poopers, this list has a little bit of everything for you freaks. Can you zoom in on NYC and see us recording our podcast with pigeon masks on? Tune in and find out if We Were Had! Vote in the comments what you want Ben to ruin for our 100th episode! Please support the show an...
Nov 26, 2022•34 min
Gather round folks (in a circle) and listen to a tale "croppies" have been spinning for decades. There are a few known facts when it comes to crop circles. First of all, they're dope as hell. Second, a lot of them are man made. Third, there are some that straight up might have come from the supernatural. Was it aliens? Witches? Hedgehogs doing the nasty? Tune in and find out if We Were Had! Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast instagram.com/wewerehad Mae Planert instagram.c...
Nov 17, 2022•28 min
The local news had so much fun with this one. Working up the townspeople in a frenzy - it's ON SIGHT with these pesky lil guys. If you catch a lantern fly on our side of the border, go ahead and make an example of 'em folks. It's for science. Tune in and find out if We Were Had! Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast instagram.com/wewerehad Mae Planert instagram.com/mae_planert Max Spinelli instagram.com/maxagazillion Ben Kirschenbaum instagram.com/benkirschenbaum...
Nov 10, 2022•31 min
Do birds really exist or have they been replaced with drone replicas created by the US government to spy on American citizens? We peel back the layers on one of the biggest conspiracies in the game. Each feather we pluck answers one question but asks ten more. Will the CIA bury this hard hitting, investigative episode? Tune in and find out if We Were Had! Please support the show and our hosts! We Were Had Podcast instagram.com/wewerehad Mae Planert instagram.com/mae_planert Max Spinelli instagra...
Nov 03, 2022•41 min