This week’s episode has a slight twist; it’s not just two guys, but there’s a girl too. The Ever Polish Jacek’s sister, the Ever Polish Zosia, joins us for an enjoyable episode with banter, off-topic randomness, and some great gaming goodness. This week’s news, while barebones, brings you the joyous tale of two EA Origin lovers, and more pre-order moaning from a disheartened Alien fan and two sympathisers. Also, we have a huge review this week for a game that all three of your hosts are passiona...
Jul 15, 2014
Episode 14 of Two Guys and their Joysticks Welcome back to the wonderful world of Two Guys and Their Joystick! After a long break, season two finally commences, and it’s better than ever. Sit back, relax, and allow Charlie the English Dream and the Ever Polish Jacek to take you on a journey of podcast length sized proportions. In this episode, we go over some exciting bits of gaming news that will appease: Legend of Aang and Legend of Korra fans Those who take an interest in MOBAs and E-Sports P...
Jul 12, 2014
In this episode of Two Guys and Their Joysticks, The English Dream and The Polish discuss a variety of topics ranging from speculating on Amazon's new console and what effect it would have on the industry if such a machine existed, closely followed by discussing/reviewing games recently played. Cabella's Dangerous Hunts Hearthstone Dante's Inferno Guacamelee To finish off the show, we have a discussion on the recent rise in popularity of rogue likes and how we see their future, their current sta...
Mar 17, 2014
In this episode of Two Guys and Their Joysticks the multinational duo of Polish and English greatness focus their vocal cords and thought process on the Xbox One and the Nintendo 3DSXL. The two consoles get reviewed and rated, which is followed by an in-depth description of software and video games. We have The English Dream tell us about Ryse Son of Rome and Dead Rising 3, whilst The Polish chats about Pokemon Y and Batman Arkham Origins (PC). To finish off, a brief discusion on modern day gami...
Jan 03, 2014
Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year! Two Guys and Their Joysticks are back from the dead, arisen from the hiatus to bring you a special 2013 wrap up! We discuss the best things to happen to video games, our favourites of the year, and some horrible gaming experiences that might forever disturb your childhood, puberty and adulthood. Charlie “The English Dream” fires many shots towards game companies, and The Ever Polish Jacek whose accent is as always, more important than his opinion. We wish ev...
Dec 31, 2013
Summer is here! The glorious sun rises above the land, a comforting heat washes over us, and fun and festivities begin! But what are Two Guys and Their Joysticks hosts, Charlie 'The English Dream' and the ever Polish Jacek doing? Perhaps going to the beach? Maybe hanging out with their friends in the summer sun? NOPE, THEY'RE PLAYING GAMES! In this special episode, they invite you to check out fifty of their gaming recommendations each to kick off the sheltered-in season of digital hype. Here is...
Jul 11, 2013
Welcome once again, to your weekly gaming podcast… Well, MOSTLY weekly. We have ben late on a few episodes! But never mind that! Back to normal in this episode, Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek return to their double-act banter and gaming larks. The news this week consists of: - Microsoft stops charging devs for updates… About bloody time… - Steam Workshop revenue sharing - State of Decay and Saint’s Row 4 banned down under - Bioshock Infinite DLC coming? Get hyped, Bio-nerd...
Jul 10, 2013
Rolling in two weeks late (STYLISHLY late!), Two Guys and Their Joysticks presents a very special episode. Joined by the admin of Batman Memes, a popular Facebook page, Charlie "The English Dream" and the ever Polish Jacek once more set out to bring you what's goooooooood! First and foremost, the news: - Another life in the industry lost... - Hotline Miami 2 (Let the blood flow! >:D ) - The hypest GOG.com sale - Trading of the Steam Also, as usual, they digest the contents of a glorious gamin...
Jul 10, 2013
E3 has drawn to a close yet another year! There was smiling, laughing, Microsoft insults, and, best of all, a tonne of great games! Your hosts, Charlie "The English Dream" and the ever Polish Jacek dabble in post-E3 gubbins this episode, with discussions on their favourite stuff this year, things they didn't like and more, all with off-topic rants on things like live-action kids TV shows... Don't ask... Also, as usual, comes a review of the games we played during the week, which are: - Quadropus...
Jun 29, 2013
Join 'The English Dream' in a very special, short episode of Two Guys as he takes you listeners through Microsoft's latest and most important announcement regarding the Xbox One. Although the ever Polish Jacek isn't around this time, Charlie reads out the letter in full and delivers his opinions for all you guys to listen to and agree/ disagree with. Could Microsoft be back in the playing field of the console war? We'll see... Here's the official page: http://www.facebook.com/twoguysandtheirjoys...
Jun 20, 2013
Its E3 week, listeners! The games! The glory! But most importantly this year, the consoles! After watching both Microsoft’s and Sony’s conferences, and catching up with all the online information, Two Guys and Their Joysticks bring you an extra special episode. In it , Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek engage in a one hour battle royale to create a victor. The weapons? THE XBOX ONE AND THE PLAYSTATION 4! Which will be crowned the winning console? Who will seize the day? Find ...
Jun 14, 2013
*Two Guys and Their Joysticks would like to apologize for The Polish’s audio quality this episode. He thought the mic was working – it wasn’t. Next week will sound better, promise!* Ladies and gentlemen, guys and gals, boys and girls, kids and kidesses, welcome back to the crazy gaming podcast, Two Guys and Their Joysticks! After returning from bloody battle in the last Mortal Kombat tournament, Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek rise to bring some exciting news on this week’s...
Jun 12, 2013
Guess who’s back? Two Guys and Their Joysticks. Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek bring a game review focused episode this week, bursting with opinions on SEVEN different games featured in the Humble indie bundle 8! Also, however, is the regular news: - Andrew Scott Reisse’s death (a sorely missed man in the industry) - EToo, London’s alternative E3 experience - Take Two publishing right onto iOS platforms As mentioned, the guys also review all games in the Humble indie bundl...
Jun 04, 2013
Welcome back, guys and girls, to another instalment of Two Guys and Their Joysticks. In this fateful episode, Charlie ‘the English dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek deliver the news they scavenged from the pre-E3 silence- they work hard to bring you the latest goodies, including: -Dying Light reveal (so scary!) -The Curiosity iOS project -KotoR on the iPad -Unity on iOS FREEEEEE! -Final Fantasy 14’s collector’s edition (+1 XP for Square Enix) -Fary Cry 3 map editor: BLOOD DRAGON EDITION, SON! -Re...
Jun 02, 2013
You're in for a special treat this week! Two Guys and Their Joysticks brings you listeners a special episode dedicated to a discussion about the Xbox One. We laugh. We cry. But mostly, we get very, very disappointed. Both Charlie 'the English dream' and the ever Polish Jacek give their views and opinions on the 8th generation of consoles with a strong focus on Microsoft's VHS player- whoops, I mean 'gaming system' . Disclaimer: this episode is somewhat quiet, totally not because Jacek was kicked...
May 28, 2013
Returning from the fiery realms of their gaming weeks, Charlie 'the English dream' and the ever Polish Jacek embark on their weekly journey once more! In this chilling episode, we talk about some freezing news: -This month's terrible and not so terrible movies -DICE's new studio -The Pixel Press Kickstarter (Support here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/robinrath/pixel-press-draw-your-own-video-game?ref=category ) -Scribblenauts: Unmasked -Nintendo's YouTube disputes -Destiny information -Ub...
May 28, 2013
Join Charlie the english dream and the average as ever polish Jacek on this weeks episode of Two Guys and Their Joysticks! On this episode we get hyped about the following news: - TimeGate layoffs, - Eternal Darkness 2 - No one wants the WiiU :'( - EA hacked! - OUYA insane $15 million funding - The forest - Upcoming games and titles After a refreshing break we come back to talk about games we've played and to lead a powerful and thrilling discussion on a pressing topic very close to our heart. W...
May 28, 2013
In this weeks episode of Two Guys and Their Joysticks, not only do we reduce the penis jokes to the small amount of 1 towards the very end, but we also get into some game news, reviews and a big discussion which under the terror of Joshzilla becomes diluted ever so slightly. But fear not, for the content is still fresh and full of energy. The news from this week are: New WoW Movie vfx supervisor, Kevin Conroy not in Arkham Origins, Watchdogs release dates, CoD: Ghosts announced, TimeGate chapter...
May 28, 2013
Hello and welcome to a brand new show featuring two wonderful personalities that share their thoughts and opinions on everything video games! We have Charlie "Baby-Face" a stunning englishman, and Jacek "Turkeydipking" an above average polishman. The duo talk about video game news, discuss game related issues and topics, as well as review and talk about games. In this episode, we introduce ourselves in an episode recorded at 1:00 in the morning with both of us tired and sick, but full of energy ...
May 26, 2013
