Good morning, ya filthy fucking stoners! On this week's episode, we have on the lovely Brittany Brave. She is an actress, producer, writer, stand up comic, radio personality on @hits973 and all around HILARIOUS person! We explore how she got into comedy, her best tips for new comics, dating snafus, why toxic dick is the best dick, and Brittany's craziest stoner story. Find Brittany on socials: https://www.instagram.com/brittanybrave/?hl=en Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1blun...
Mar 07, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 2Ep. 83
HAPPY FUCKING TUESDAY! We're back after a much needed break, and here to explain ALL THE WILDNESS that's been going on. For a month long bender, we've come out pretty solid! The ladies get into Jaime's birthday, how we started the month of February, where we've been, and what we've been up to ! Remember... It's SHOT-O-CLOCK somewhere, you filthy fucking stoners! Rip a shot and #shotoclock, tag @2girls1bluntpod - we'd love to see you! We love to hear from you! If you have any stories, topics, or ...
Feb 28, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 82
Goooood morning, stoners!! This was an eventful week! Jaime was on national TV last week? Drake after parties only have women? What else is new! We get into foreplay tips, our biggest pet peeves when it comes to sex, why you should never do anal after the sun sets....and more! Does god hate men? Why do people hate giving head? We love to hear from you! If you have any stories, topics, or wild questions, email us at 2girls1bluunt@gmail.com! Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1blun...
Feb 14, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 81
The CHAOOSS in this episode! On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we delve into strippers predicting the economy, our wild night out last Saturday, and why we won't change who tf we are. Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/ https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/ https://instagram.com/loudemily https://hoo.be/loudemily As always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on ...
Feb 07, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 80
Hello, hellooo, you FILTHY FUCKING STONERS!! On today's episode, we have Jaime's friend, Victoria Fonseca on. We get real spooky... talking about barking men, familicide, and Victoria's absolute CRAZIEST stories! We find out what Victoria's roommate did, how Victoria walked away from a crazy car accident, and the most out of pocket shit she's done for a man. Check out Victoria: https://www.instagram.com/victoriafonseca/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/vfit.4/?hl=en Find 2G1B on social media: htt...
Jan 24, 2023•2 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 79
Happy fucking Tuesday! It's Tuesday, and we're back with another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt pod. Is everyone from your hometown getting married too? Here's how to cope! Get high. Emily discusses how she thinks she's lost her dick sucking skills, and Jaime reminds her that what you have lost you can always gain back. Do men purposefully point out spots we've missed on shaving to fuck with us, or do they genuinely just say shit off the top of their heads... the girls relive their childhoods throug...
Jan 17, 2023•44 min•Season 2Ep. 78
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we are joined by the hilarious hosts of the Can I Vibe With Y'all Podcast, Cazo Wilborn and Chris Mathis. We answer questions such as... what are fatherless activities? Is Chris a fuck boy? Would Emily and Jaime fuck the same person? Is healing actually real? Would Cazo earn his red wings? Join us as as we delve into sex, childhood trauma, 0nlyfans, and more this wonderful Tuesday. Can I Vibe With Y'all Podcast: https://www.canivibewithyall.com https://...
Jan 10, 2023•2 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 77
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies bring on Ray Sherwood, the girls' good friend. We get ridiculously high, and tell the story of how we met...it involves hookers, Brazzers, and Daddy kinks. Why was Emily in a suitcase? Is Jaime a pimp? Why is Ray called daddy? We talk dating in Miami, how Ray found his future wife, and the best way for us GIRLS to slide into hot men's dms. FOLLOW RAY: https://www.instagram.com/raysherwood1/?hl=en Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2...
Jan 03, 2023•1 hr 38 min•Season 2Ep. 76
The ladies are joined today by Tonio Skits , a man known for hilarious comedy sketches, amazing music, and a newly released film, Fuhgeddabout Christmas, a holiday movie starring Justina Valentine, Vincent Pastore, Zoe Roe, Perez Hilton, Vinny Guadagnino, Fetty Wap, Nick Cannon, and DC Young Fly now streaming on VH1 and Amazon Prime. Tonio brings us an out of this WORLD episode... Is Emily still celibate? Does ADHD make for more creative people? What's next for humankind when AI takes over? Most...
Dec 27, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 75
Hello, and welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt! Jaime and Emily bring Big Neechi Sosa into the studio to talk about femininity + masculinity. Are men who constantly seek male validation gay? Does being a bitch as a woman mean you're masculine? We get deep into why people are the way they are, why men can't fully commit unless they feel financially stable, how we feel about women sleeping around, and more on this week's episode. Find more of Big Neechi: https://www.bigneechi.com Find 2G1B on social m...
Dec 19, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 74
TW: Drug Addiction & Recovery, Suicide This week Jaime & Emily are joined by South Florida Comedian & host of the Triple F Podcast, Matt Ross. Matt dives deep into his trauma, former drug abuse, and how he overcame his addiction. We dive into whether or not women can be funny, Matt + Jaime bond over not knowing their dads, and we discover the best type of pussy. (hint: it's not all of them.) Check out Matt Ross on social media: https://linktr.ee/mattrosscomic Check out his podcast, t...
Dec 13, 2022•1 hr 37 min•Season 2Ep. 73
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies have on the hilarious, Che Durena, a stand up comedian and content creator whose videos boast millions of views. Che has appeared on JFL All Access, Comedy Network, CraveTV and has dropped his debut comedy album entitled Tales From My Butthole. Che Durena describes his start to comedy, how the pandemic changed his life, and why he hates condoms. We define sexual inflation, chat about our most brutally horny moments, and figure out whether or ...
Dec 06, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Season 2Ep. 72
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we bring on David Simmons, Jaime's brother and play an intimacy building game: wrong answers only edition. We find out the craziest run ins with the law, how to properly serenade a man, and chat shit about parents, growing up, and why we think narcissists should be in zoos. ATTN FILTHY FUCKING STONERS!: We invested all our savings into a new home studio so we can get DOPE guests on the pod for y'all, so please check us out on YouTube for our video episo...
Nov 29, 2022•53 min•Season 2Ep. 71
This week we ask all the important questions: Is Jaime able to arch her back in doggy? Do the holidays make us horny? Do women get post nut clarity? Can Emily stick her legs over her head? (SEE FOR YOURSELF ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL) What names are white bread names? Will Emily ruin roommate/bff/business partner code & fuck Jaime's brother? Would we like german accents in dirty talk? and much much more.. ATTN FILTHY FUCKING STONERS!: We invested all our savings into a new home studio so we can ...
Nov 22, 2022•54 min•Season 2Ep. 70
On this week's VERY high episode, the ladies discuss tripping on weed, the end of Jaime's CELIBACY, why Emily calls men in bed "baby," and things you shouldn't say in hospitals. Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/ https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/ https://instagram.com/loudemily https://hoo.be/loudemily As always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts ...
Nov 08, 2022•48 min•Season 2Ep. 69
HAPPPYYY HALLOWEEN, YOU FILTHY FUCKING STONERS!! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt on this day after Halloween! On this episode, are the girls losing their minds? We talk the scariest subjects....taxes, commitment, APA format, AND Slenderman??! Jaime reveals a childhood secret, and Emily gets shamed for her "allergy." Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/ https://linqapp.com/jaimelee...
Nov 01, 2022•46 min•Season 2Ep. 68
Y'all remember craigslist missed connections? Well, on another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies connect cross country as Jaime is in LA + Emily is back home. They chat iconic craigslist missed connections, dating red flags, and a surprise guest appearance from a dear friend of ours! Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/ https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/ https://instagram.com/loudemily https:...
Oct 25, 2022•51 min•Season 2Ep. 67
This week's update is one for the books. Are Emily + Jaime going to stop smoking? Have they found their reason to break celibacy? Does Jaime have a roster? Find out all this and more on this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/ https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/ https://instagram.com/loudemily https://hoo.be/loudemily As always, we appreciate your support! If you...
Oct 18, 2022•48 min•Season 2Ep. 66
This week the girls update you on the last few weeks.. Did our lives fall apart during mercury in retrograde? Did Mr. Robotongue fuck someone in NY while Jaime was on work trips? How do you tell if it's anxiety or your intuition? Should your friends listen to your podcast??? The girls dive into stand-up, podcasting, & Miami's Marcello Hernandez who just started on NBC's SNL!! Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com...
Oct 11, 2022•54 min•Season 2Ep. 65
www.instagram.com/2girls1bluntpod talk to you soon. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories, childhood trauma, and unforgettable life experiences. 💌 Got ...
Oct 04, 2022•2 min
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Jaime + Emily bring on the hilarious, beautiful Priscilla Sidney. We chat about Priscilla's musophobia, ask the hard hitting question; are kangaroos the rat of the marsupial community, find out how much we would do for....very little money, and Priscilla reprimand the ladies for kink shaming. All this and more on a wacky, waving, inflatable episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Priscilla on socials...
Sep 27, 2022•53 min•Season 2Ep. 64
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the Queen is dead! Jaime + Emily chat shit about butt sluts, as the ladies plan a colonoscopy post-Ryan Reynold's cancer scare, the challenges of learning a new language, and why gaslighting your children can lead to incredible results. Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/ https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/ https://instagram.com/loudemily https://hoo.be/l...
Sep 20, 2022•55 min•Season 2Ep. 63
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies bond over shared types in men, discover their new favourite sex act, chat about what tf happened with Jaime's eye, and reminisce on the wild, hilarious, and often terrifying tv show, 1,000 Ways to Die. Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/ https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/ https://instagram.com/loudemily https://hoo.be/loudemily As always, we a...
Sep 13, 2022•55 min•Season 2Ep. 62
This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we start off with a list of Urban Dictionary's finest sex acts, find out what a Spicy Gringo is, how much it'd cost for Emily to kick a dude in the balls, what color kool-aid to use in a Mississippi Birdbath, and why getting spanked as a child can lead to a kinky adult. We face off against 15 sheep, an insect apocalypse, and debate animal rights. (Someone call PETA.) Find out who Jaime's flirting with, and why the ladies are contemplating breaking celibacy. Find 2G1...
Sep 06, 2022•55 min•Season 2Ep. 61
This week the girls are joined for a second time by singer-songwriter (and Jaime's younger sister), Tyler47. Tyler47 freestyle raps about her boyfriend's colon and talks about how Danny Devito made their sex life better. Jaime and Tyler dish all the tea about their high school experience. The girls discuss A LOT and answer a lot of questions burning on everyone's mind.. Would we fall victim to Stockholm syndrome if we were kidnapped? Why do parents give middle schoolers drugs at sleepovers? Do J...
Aug 30, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 60
Well, guys, we never thought it would come to this, but we might be taking a tolerance break. Tune in next week to see if we last... On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we re-evaluate the need for stoner friends, discuss whether or not you can have threesomes once the sun starts rising, the hot new term for vag wedgies, and how Emily wants to be put down once she's past her prime. Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.insta...
Aug 23, 2022•50 min•Season 2Ep. 59
HAPPPPPY TUESDAY, YOU FILTHY FUCKING STONERS! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt with special guest, Patikayy (@Patryciakayy,) our favorite stoner content creator, tiktoker, and unicorn! Pati announces her recent divorce, chats about narcissistic relationships, and dishes on her technique to get a narcissist let you leave. Plus, a shocking attack she sustained on a date, and her SHITTY matchmaking experience. Find Patikayy on social media: https://www.instagram.com/patryciakayy/?...
Aug 16, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 58
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies bring on Dejaun Butler (DCut), a former NFL player, current strength + conditioning coach for Jake Paul, and an all around personality, and 2-time 2 Girls 1 Blunt guest, Tori Green, host of the Tea with Tori podcast. The two make one damn good power couple, and we bring them on to discuss how how to get a man to commit, as DCut lays it down on how to not fumble the bag and get your girl. Tori Green gives us the complete other perspective for ...
Aug 09, 2022•55 min•Season 2Ep. 57
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies have on the hilarious, raunchy, and just plain DIRTY, Randy Valerio. A comedian, internet sensation, and host of the Ready Set Blow Podcast , Randy comes to the studio and schools the ladies on why he doesn't fuck with Daddy kinks, how hate will bring about world peace, that one time he BROUGHT drugs into Columbia, and his opinion on whether or not all barbershops are fronts. FIND MORE OF RANDY: https://www.instagram.com/randyvalerio/?hl=en h...
Aug 02, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 56
Welcome back to part 2 with 2 Girls 1 Blunt! On this week's episode, we dive into our wild bender post-Jaime's break up. Follow us as we weave a tale of shrooms, bro-ing out on yachts, and find out which single Hollywood men eat pussy. Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/ https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/ https://instagram.com/loudemily https://hoo.be/loudemily As always, we appreciate your suppo...
Jul 26, 2022•55 min•Season 2Ep. 55
