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2 Broke Twimbos

Phil Chard & Danny that Guywww.2broketwimbos.com
What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.
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Episodes

The Blooming Olympics Episode

Testing 1, 2, can you see this episode? Have we been... copyright-struck? Brand new episode of your favourite all-male podcast that has ZERO opinions about any women's business! In this episode, Dan & Phil discuss the ridiculous online feud between South Africa and Nigeria on Bolt, the incredible numbers at the Doek and Slay, and they get into their Tech Ombudsmen bag and find out what's going on with the CEO of Telegram. Oh, and the long-awaited definitive opinion on the whole Blake Lively ...

Aug 30, 20242 hr 2 minEp. 391

The Mayo Madness Episode

Dan & Phil show up once again, very demure, very mindful on a brand new episode of your favourite nerdy podcast, 2 Broke Twimbos. Expect hard-hitting journalism on philosophical questions such as: How do you greet someone when they’re with their person? How much should you get paid for going viral? And how do you win or lose a fight against Disney? Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please r...

Aug 24, 20242 hr 8 minEp. 390

The Gunned And Rayed Episode

As you count down the time before 11 men who get paid 100K a week to kick a ball around ruin your weekend, the 2 Broke Twimbos bring you a brand new episode of the only podcast that is a certified breakdance representative. Call us 2B-Boys! This week Dan & Phil catch up with what’s been happening with Chidimma Adetshina and the whole Miss South Africa drama, before reviewing some of the most amazing moments from the 2024 Olympics, like the incredible Australian breakdancer! Then there’s Sain...

Aug 14, 20242 hr 1 minEp. 389

The Adelle Onyango Episode

Happy gold medals top Africa! And happy new episode to you! The only podcast certified to be played by Motswana sprinters before beating arrogant Americans brings you something different. Today, Dan & Phil cross over to Kenya to speak to former radio host, entrepreneur, and podcast host Adelle Onyango. Almost 3 years ago, Adelle hosted us as guests on her HUGE podcast Legally Clueless ( you can find the episode here ), and it was our pleasure to return the favour and speak to her in this wee...

Aug 09, 20242 hr 28 minEp. 388

The Downer of The Culture Episode

Consistent Gold Winner in the Podcasting Olympics, Dan & Phil are back with a brand new episode that DOES NOT MOCK ANY RELIGIONS IN ANY OPENING CEREMONY. This week Dan & Phil review the amazing news that Zimbabwe has grocery stores, and would like to thank Tiffany Haddish for this incredible revelation. They also look at what it takes for them to enter Miss South Africa, and whether they would be peacefully celebrated. There are also nerdy discussions about Disney & Marvel ( Dr Doom ...

Aug 01, 20242 hr 37 minEp. 387

The Showing Discord Episode

Fear not! The 2 Broke Twimbos return after another monumental, nay, cataclysmic week to calm you down, explain stuff and make jokes. In this episode of the pod, Dan & Phil find out what’s going on with the world’s biggest creator Mr Beast , and ask, should you be revealing your sordid past to your employer? They dive into the murky waters of the South African music business, with DJ Maphorisa and L-Tido beefing, and ask, what if someone says something about your mother? They also fix your te...

Jul 26, 20242 hr 11 minEp. 386

The No Clown in the DM Episode

Turn on multifactor authentification and delete your DM’s because the 2 Broke Twimbos are back with. brand new episode of the only podcast to remain unaffected by global Windows failures (because we use typewriters). In this episode, Dan & Phil explore the real issues of our time, like what kinds of cringy things do men send in DM’s? What on earth is going on with American politics? What are the implications of recent events in sportsball, like the Euros, and Formula 1? There’s even a chat a...

Jul 20, 20241 hr 45 minEp. 385

The Charisse C Episode

Dan & Phil have finally decided to just ask a DJ all those questions they’ve been having. None other than Zimbabweans Doing It Big alum, Charisse C , celebrated DJ and artist based in the UK. She shares her story, the early days of amapiano in the UK, and how DJ’s can become “better” and stuff. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!...

Jul 11, 20241 hr 50 minEp. 384

The Travel and Tributes Episode

Put out a flyer and host a welcome-back dinner for us because Dan & Phil return to the podcast after a brief hiatus! There’s a lot to catch up on, from a review of the BET Awards , to the furore surrounding Madam Boss attending, and even a conversation on nepotism after Saweetie asked people to stop calling her a nepo baby. We even have leftovers from last week about Tyla on The Breakfast Club, and very important questions about selling feet and snitching. Enjoy! Chapters: 00:09:06 - Intro 0...

Jul 05, 20242 hr 22 minEp. 383

The Cheese and Mustard Episode

Dan & Phil are back again with another episode of the only podcast to be entirely funded by a presidential goat scheme. In this new episode, Dan & Phil review the iconic Ken & Friends Pop Out Concert that streamed live on Amazon Prime and broke light-skinned OVO hearts all around the world. Then Dan & Phil review Carpe Diem, the DJ Festival they both attended over the weekend while making excuses for DJs that play All I Do Is Win. Also, be media literate! Enjoy! Timestamps: 00:04...

Jun 21, 20242 hr 6 minEp. 382

The Pop Out And Show Figures Episode

When you find yourself in a predicament, just remember: WWDC - What Would Dan Conclude? The 2 Broke Twimbos are back one more gain with a brand new episode of your favourite secretly recorded conversation masquerading as a podcast. They break down Apple entering the AI game, King Kandoro’s Properganda Tour, and what’s with Ster Kinekor closing? Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and ...

Jun 12, 20242 hr 6 minEp. 381

The 3 Pedy Body Problem Episode

Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, na na na… The 2 Broke Twimbos return to another episode of fun and funkiness. Once again, we are here to celebrate a new dinosaur species found in Zimbabwe (no, not in cabinet), to analyze the history of Eminem, and to give you the back story you didn’t know you needed for your favourite TV shows. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2...

Jun 08, 20241 hr 18 minEp. 380

The Cellmates and Cellulite Episode

Comrades, opps and fans of comedy, welcome to another episode of your favourite podcast to play while heading to a protest. Dan & Phil have both unfortunately watched Ultimatum: South Africa, they introspect on the impressive run by Learnmore Jonasi on America’s Got Talent, and what makes hip-hop hip-hop? Also, how far with Diddy’s investigation? Another episode for you to enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via thi...

May 31, 20242 hr 3 minEp. 379

The She Is Not Your Flavour Episode

Ah look, another week and another reason not to trust your favourite celebrities. The 2 Broke Twimbos have a lot to speak about in a brand new episode of your favourite podcast to listen to while excavating your underground bunker for the apocalypse. From the heavy video exposing Diddy (surely we all already knew?) to music lists from Apple Music , Spotify and Viberate which had a list of the top streaming artists in Zimbabwe to more news about AI… not good news. But a good episode, enjoy! Chapt...

May 24, 20242 hr 8 minEp. 378

The UltimAItum Episode

It’s a new world order, so you get a new episode of your favourite non-problematic, only mildly toxic podcast, Dan & Phil are back, and fear not non-rap fans! This time we talk only very little about the aftermath of Drake vs Kendrick . Dan & Phil delve into the things that made you love them in the first place, your bread & butter issues like black samurai in 16th century Japan (s/o Tongai Chirisa !), conferences for developers from both OpenAI & Google and how they’ve probably ...

May 17, 20241 hr 58 minEp. 377

The Rhymery Of A Mad Black Man Episode

Everyone take a breath! What a week it's been for fans of rap, and the 2 Broke Twimbos have an extra bumper episode to wrap up (hopefully) what has been the most epic hip-hop battle of our adult lives. Enjoy an utterly unbiased and objective analysis of Drake 's absolute evisceration at the hands of Kendrick Lamar , and ultimately, a podcast that sounds like it was produced by DJ Mustard himself. Enjoy! Chapters: 00:03:27 - Intro 00:08:36 - ADIB 00:09:46 - Follow Up on last episode - Tik Tok &am...

May 08, 20243 hr 9 minEp. 376

The More Layered Episode

This week Dan and Phil return with an episode that is straight fire Crodie! They welcome Rumbi and Amanda - the hosts of the Its Layered podcast to discuss cultural representation and what having people like Bruk Brooke representing the country on a global scale means. They also deliver a hot off-the-presses review of Kendrick Lamar’s response to Drake titled “euphoria” and boy is it a doozy. We also get into a number of discussions and review some new music too. We also discuss Zimbabwean accen...

May 02, 20242 hr 15 minEp. 375

The Generate A Drumplay Episode

Fear not, ye may celebrate anon for a brand new episode of thine favourite podcast arriveth. Dan & Phil introduce theme songs for the podcast in various genres, using their keen musical ears and creative abilities before delving into the discussions you know and love them for, like who’s winning the hip-hop beef (for only 15min I promise), Taylor Swift ’s incredible first week of her album, women’s sport and the pay discrepancy, and a recap of the weekend’s activities like Unplugged . Of cou...

Apr 24, 20242 hr 15 minEp. 374

The 7s On Feet Episode

The podcast is back! And Dan & Phil are still geeking out over the hip-hop beef between Drake and Kendrick/Rick Ross/Future/Metro Boomin/The Avengers. But there's more to talk about, the tech ombudsmen talk about Starlink, the MKBHD vs the Humane AI Pin and ultimately, humans vs intelligence. Enjoy! Chapters: 00:04:04 - Intro 00:14:50 - ADIB - Africans Doing It Big 00:18:00 - Dan & Phil discuss OJ Simpson Death 00:28:06 - Dan & Phil discuss Mister Cee death 00:48:25 - Revisiting the ...

Apr 19, 20242 hr 16 minEp. 373

The Emperor New Cole Episode

This week is a tough one for the podcast. Like the heart-wrenching scene in The Godfather when Michael realised that Fredo had betrayed him, the big brothers of podcasting had to remind their little brothers that they need a little more than 6 Feet to box with us. We also stave off full-on panic attacks as we discuss how J Cole has now managed to let both Nas and us down too. We also discuss Zimbabwean accents going global and a lot more. Chapters 00:05:55 - Intro 00:07:40 - Africans Doing it Bi...

Apr 12, 20242 hr 16 minEp. 372

The Adobelieve It Episode

Another week, another delivery of your favourite weekly pop culture & tech review, same old podcast, but brand new currency. Dan & Phil sit down to perform lab experiments to determine whether Netflix has your Facebook DM's, whether The Neptunes should be plural or singular, or whether Lizzo should be talking to us right now. And other stuff too of course. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT L...

Apr 03, 20242 hr 16 minEp. 371

The Just B.I.G. Me Episode

The dextrous duo has returned to talk out they necks on a brand new episode of the only podcast to not be named in ongoing Department of Homeland Security investigations. Dan & Phil click up to bring you your weekly dose of answers to questions like: What's going on with TikTok? And why is the US choosing violence against Apple? Also, with Beyonce's Cowboy Carter, what happens if she's not flawless? Who you got, K Dot, Cole or Drake? A bumper episode for you to enjoy! Subscribe and listen to...

Mar 27, 20242 hr 37 minEp. 370

The Don't Believe Them Just Watch Episode

Ahoy ma comrades! (AHOY!) The 2 Broke Twimbos are back once again, pushing P and taking names, with a brand new episode of the last remaining podcast to never be fired by that X / Tesla guy. The tech ombudsmen continue in their quest to make sure you are aware of such lesser-known radical tech innovations as YouTube and TikTok. They also count the coins of people who make music and laugh at rappers who buy fake jewelery. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are avai...

Mar 21, 20241 hr 49 minEp. 369

The Lost and Unfounded Episode

Comrades and opps, the depths of endurance and sheer resilience that were reached for us to bring you this episode can only be matched by the fervent support and goodness of vibe that you send our way. In this brand new episode, Dan & Phil finally reunite, and they waste no time in bringing back their trademark ombudsmanship of technology, from philosophical discussions on Artificial General Intelligence to prescient analysis of the situation of TikTok. There’s even a sneaky chat with rapper...

Mar 15, 20241 hr 23 minEp. 368

The OMG Episode with Sivan Pillay

Congratulations to all our listeners on making it off the sanctions list! This podcast will continue to lobby for you, but this week, as Phil revenges Danny and travels himself, Dan finds another special guest - outgoing CEO of Trace Studios and Trace Southern Africa , now CEO of TV production company Zero Gravity and all-round super-connected guy in African media, Sivan Pillay . Dan met him last week when he should have been recording the podcast and decided to bring him on to get his takes on ...

Mar 06, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 367

The Plot Mhako Episode

Hello Comrades welcome back to the only podcast that has instructed you to go see Victor! This week Dan is away in a foreign land sp Phil is riding solo with. a very special guest - cultural and creative curator, and media practitioner than Plot Mhako! Phil and Plot discussed the potential opportunities and challenges for monetizing content in Zimbabwe and South Africa, the sustainability of the Zimbabwean hip-hop industry, the business model of Plot’s Earground website, the challenges faced by ...

Feb 28, 20242 hr 17 minEp. 366

The Can't Copy Right Episode

The 2 Broke Twimbos are back! Sorry for the long silence, there's a saying in Shona, loosely translated to "There were happenings!" In this bumper episode, Dan & Phil delve deep into fun and light issues such as the fundamentals of human morality, the insidious creep of capitalism and... Beyonce. Dan & Phil have opinions about Elsa Majimbo's expose on Naomi Campbell (A Patreon exclusive), they use their expertise to explain the copyright issues with Jah Signal, Winky D and more, and they...

Feb 22, 20242 hr 17 minEp. 365

The Kangol Episode

To everyone neck-deep in Decembering, Dan & Phil love you so much, they've brought you the last live-recorded episode of the year. Strap in for a quick breakdown of the story with Jonathan Majors, a detailed review of the Zim Hip Hop Awards courtesy of Lady K, and a rant about KFC and neighbourhoods. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available, support us by making a donation and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, ...

Dec 23, 20231 hr 5 minEp. 364

The Navigating Neighbours Episode

The 2 Broke Twimbos are back! Ok we get it Phil, you went to Hey Neighbour. Other stuff is also happening, like the African Spelling Bee, The Jonathan Majors Case and people coming back from the diaspora... through the airport. Shenanigans aplenty, enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available, support us by making a donation and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!...

Dec 17, 20231 hr 54 minEp. 363

The Rock Bottom And Still Digging Episode

Surprise! Phil isn't around so Dan coerced another cohost to ensure consistency. And these are the results. Sorry in advance. Captain Awesome has some... takes. And brings out the worst in Dan. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available, support us by making a donation and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!...

Dec 08, 20231 hr 10 minEp. 362
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