Sclusie Stream Teaser: The Pint and the Pageman

Gather round Nation, hear ye my tale

Pull up a barstool, get a flagon of ale

When the night grows dark and fear's all around

Where is a beacon of hope to be found?

It won't be politicians with their greed and corruption

Nor in Hollywood with its lustful seduction

The world needs a warrior who seeks only the truth

Who loves long-reads and a stiff 80 proof

They're the ones who will keep you in the loop

With the hard-hitting stories and the latest hot scoop

Their names you will find within yellowing pages

Who disseminate wisdom of scholars and sages

With a jaunty fedora and a sly, scampish look

With a pint in the hand and a Moleskine notebook

A small tape recorder for that loathsome transcribing

Consoling themselves with frequent imbibing

So let's raise a toast, but please don't forget

The opinions expressed in this poem do not reflect

Those of my employer, the words are mine alone

And the Pint and the Pageman is my only home!

Cheers!

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