Abe and Tim discuss President Trump's impromptu press conference, and why he asked a black reporter to schedule a meeting for him.
Feb 17, 2017•22 min
Tim and Abe try to discuss the confirmation of Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, but end up talking about Abe's favorite new show, King of Queens.
Feb 10, 2017•21 min
After a brief interruption from Tim's girlfriend, Lisa, Tim and Abe discuss the repercussions of President Trump's travel ban and the AQAP raid in Yemen.
Feb 03, 2017•25 min
President Lincoln and sometimes improviser Tim Dunn discuss Citizen Kane, Trump's first week, and the proposed border wall.
Jan 27, 2017•27 min
After Abe's review of the movie Deadpool, we dive into Trump's inauguration, his entertainment lineup, and what we can expect at the beginning of the Trump presidency.
Jan 20, 2017•27 min
While we're putting together a new recording setup, I thought it'd be enlightening to take a trip to the Chicago History Museum with Abe to look at some of artifacts from his life. I was wrong.
Jan 13, 2017•20 min
This was supposed to be an episode about Israel and Palestine, but Abe had other plans. Spoiler alert for X-Men Origins: Wolverine and The Change-Up.
Jan 06, 2017•20 min
We're back! Abe and Tim share how they spent their Christmases, and discuss the Obama administration's retaliatory sanctions against Vladimir Putin.
Dec 30, 2016•20 min
They did it again.
Dec 22, 2016•33 min
After a quick recap of the week's news, Mary Todd Lincoln (Sarah Shockey) joins us for the first time in the Cards Against Humanity studio to help Tim pick out a Christmas gift for his girlfriend. This is hands down the most disgusting episode we've ever recorded.
Dec 16, 2016•33 min
President Lincoln discusses the prevalence of fake news on social media and his relationship to the press, while Tim explains actor headshots and prepares for his Fritos commercial.
Dec 09, 2016•25 min
We're back! Tim and President Lincoln discuss Abe's creation of the Thanksgiving holiday, Trump's creation of his cabinet, and how Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn created Abe's favorite comedy, Old School.
Dec 02, 2016•25 min
On their first show outside the studio, Tim and President Lincoln discuss Trump's transition to the White House, the legality of a Muslim registry, and Weezer's Red album.
Nov 18, 2016•26 min
Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States. I spoke with Abe about the future of our nation, and what we should do with the podcast.
Nov 11, 2016•26 min
We ended up with an extra-long episode of 15 Minutes with Lincoln today so we could get some analysis from the President most often compared to Donald Trump, Andrew Jackson. Get out and vote!
Nov 04, 2016•34 min
Honestly, I got a little drunk for today's episode. Listening back to it, we cover Trump's Gettysburg address, election fatigue, and Star Wars. He watched all the Star Wars films and didn't tell me. He didn't tell me, folks.
Oct 28, 2016•23 min
President Lincoln takes a break from discussing the 2016 election to talk about his new favorite band, Weezer, on MBSing.
Oct 21, 2016•27 min
President Lincoln and I discuss Trump's lewd comments and the validity of doing a web series until I accidentally summon a guest.
Oct 14, 2016•26 min
Abe and I covered the Vice Presidential debate this week, until we eventually got distracted by Cialis ads and a hypothetical scenario of gay phones and conservative Christian wallets.
Oct 07, 2016•25 min
On today's show, Julia Weiss (Cards Against Humanity, The Second City) joins us to talk about the first presidential debate and Mary Todd's legacy of being called "crazy." We also encourage President Lincoln to Google "Bang Jodie Foster."
Sep 30, 2016•28 min
With the first 2016 general election debate this Monday, Abe thought it might be a good idea to tell me about his greatest bouts, the Lincoln/Douglas debates. Then we get Abe's live reactions to Balanced Rebellion's comedy video that used his likeness.
Sep 23, 2016•27 min
I really thought we'd be able to have an episode about this past week's election news, but we got a little distracted with sex at the beginning and then I realized I've never told Abe what 9/11 is.
Sep 16, 2016•27 min
A few episodes back, I referenced the show Happy Days while speaking about the 2016 Republican Convention and President Lincoln demanded that we talk about it for an entire episode at some point. Well, he did it folks. He did it.
Sep 09, 2016•26 min
We came back together because a podcast divided cannot stand. Tim and President Lincoln discuss Trump's trip to Mexico, and Tim's time performing in The Lost Colony.
Sep 02, 2016•29 min
HELLO, THIS IS PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN. TIMOTHY NORMALLY WRITES HIS LAZY, UNCONFIDENT EPISODE DESCRIPTIONS HERE, SO INSTEAD I WILL SAY THAT I TOOK OVER THE PODCAST THIS WEEK AND I DON'T CARE IF THAT COWARD EVER COMES BACK. WAIT, WHY ARE ALL THE LETTERS BIG? HOW DO I MAKE THE LETTERS NOT BIG?
Aug 19, 2016•21 min
President Lincoln is a selfish, petty man that judges people based on how many Twitter followers they have. And by the way, I DON'T EVEN TWEET THAT MUCH. I'm way more into Medium now. Check me out there!
Aug 12, 2016•22 min
I realized that after four episodes, I still hadn't told Abe that our current President is a black man. So I invited my friend John Thibodeaux (3Peat, Improvised Shakespeare) to inform President Lincoln about black culture, Lemonade, and pornography.
Aug 05, 2016•26 min
I let President Lincoln choose the topic today, and that was definitely a mistake. I mean, he had all of history to talk about. It's just... Anyway, spoilers for the film Finding Forrester.
Jul 29, 2016•23 min
Abe and I talked about the Republican National Convention and I let him know why the Log Cabin Republicans named themselves after him.
Jul 22, 2016•27 min
Hey folks, sorry Abe got distracted with Chipotle last week! This week we're back to talk about Donald Trump's pick of Gov. Mike Pence as his Vice President.
Jul 15, 2016•22 min
