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We attempt to discern the legal difference between a nun-chuck and a skipping rope, consider sleeping in an IKEA store, and discover that Hello Kitty isn't a cat!

We attempt to discern the legal difference between a nun-chuck and a skipping rope, consider sleeping in an IKEA store, and discover that Hello Kitty isn't a cat!
We discover that travel shops are officially airport soil, learn the subtleties of racism, and find out that the UK has successfully committed a ninja genocide!
We celebrate the latest ebola outbreak with an infectious tune, we learn that a PETA shelter is worse than Auschwitz, and discuss whether the Justice League have mullets. We also reach a new level of incoherency by removing parts of the podcast for legal reasons!
We learn why there is starvation in Africa, find out that Osama bin Laden duel classed to warrior/cleric, and we discuss the appropriate time to wait after a disaster before turning cannibal!
We discover that audiophiles are the ultimate conspiracy theorists, learn the secret of why the world trade center was really destroyed, and uncover the magic of Shun Mook.
We discover the most popular drink in Malaysia, discuss the supremely uncomfortable Larry David, and decide on the correct way to carry out executions!
We teach you about correct toilet use, time management, and how to get the most out of your high price escort!
We answer the most important question on every mind: Who wipes the royal bottom?
We find out how to drop $100,000 on headphones, blow your mind, and learn the real reason to open an audiophile shop!
We hear a tale of Jonah Falcon - the man with the biggest dick in the world, discuss the TSA's lack of brain function, and lament Guinness World Records' ever increasing wimpiness.
We engage the spambots at www.collectivelove.net to find us some action… …and Adriante Cozzo seeks some help for his itchy kreckales!
We find out that Vanilla Ice denies the 90s holocaust, celebrate international woman's day, and learn that AIDS is a great way to loose weight! We also immortalise the greatest poem of our time!
We discuss the incredible vocal prowess of Wing, the awesome new South Park game, and abortions!
We offer thories about the genetic makeup of the Uruk-Hai, discuss the awesome Christopher Lee, and learn where Gollum hides his stash!
We bring you a live stream from PornMD complete with our unique brand of commentary.
We answer the age old question: Who is the least cool of them all?
We conduct an epic pizza delivery interview with the delivery guy - covering ethics, skills, and vehicles. We also discuss WWII leaders, and the horrible new Steve Jobs statue.
We discover the location of Saddam Hussein's chemical weapons, witness an act of bio terrorism, and attempt to solve a supernatural mystery!
We teach you how to have a real good time, advertise a safe new medication for kids, and find out how oppressive New Zealand really is!
We bring you our 2014 Winter Olympics special!
We bring you a lighthearted story of horror, intrigue, and cannibalism… Enjoy!
We bring you a mysterious story of unexplained phenomena, discuss elementals, and attempt to start our own religion of the golden muse! This is the collector's edition - featuring the Tales Of Urine 3.11 Urine For Workgroups DLC!
We review art and create our own concept piece, we reveal the greatest slasher film of all time, and learn how a gun made it through airport security!
We lean how to pick your nose while driving, that it's safer to drop ecstasy than go for a walk, and that Vietnam vets saw Bigfoot!
We contemplate the meaning of Pacman, learn about tote bag manufacture, and read fine poetry!
We present a touching tribute to Steve Ballmer.
We take you on a journey through history, covering the most significant events including: the Phonograph, the Internet, and Rock, Paper, Scissors etiquette.
We discuss what constitutes a "Dutch Rudder", tell you why not to steal your friend's VCR, and learn how to speed past the cops without getting in trouble!
We make fun of the lamest "drug" ever and the people that drink it!
We hear what Beavis and Butthead would sound like as NAMBLA members, find the ultimate doily powered computer, and learn about Soviet evolution!