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Two Star Podcast

Graham, Adam, Dan & Chriswww.twostarpodcast.co.uk
It's four blokes talking about stuff. Look, we're not hurting anyone, just leave us be.
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Episodes

Episode 319 – WFB (Working From Barge)

In which our heroes consider how Wetherspoons might make inroads into the lucrative hospital market. Graham comes to the end of his employment, Adam considers standing desks and Dan Googles his own front door. It’s taken 300+ episodes and over 10 years to get to this point, but our legal team have finally put their … Continue reading Episode 319 – WFB (Working From Barge) →

Jun 17, 2025

Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld

In which our heroes spend over an hour casting the Discworld, despite nobody asking them to. This is incredibly geeky, niche and boring even by our standards, so might be best to give it a miss. Oh, also Dan’s going to Japan but didn’t think to tell anyone.

May 30, 2025

Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting

In which our heroes discuss The White Lotus and its various breasts and testicles. Daniel goes to a weird dating event, Chris finds some more hate stones, Graham is underwhelmed and Adam fact checks.

May 16, 2025

Episode 316 – Ripe Seafood

In which our heroes talk about meal deals. Graham has some ripe prawns, Chris finds some more hate pebbles, Adam goes to Greggs and Dan contributes in other ways.

Apr 22, 20251 hr 17 min

Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes

In which our heroes explore the deep maths of theoretical paper sizes and think about which historical figures they’d like to hallucinate. Chris has a new job, Graham has a new job and Dan’s reflection comes out of the mirror to kill him. Adam is dead. Note: I forgot to insert a comedy burp sound … Continue reading Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes →

Apr 04, 2025

Episode 310 – The New Adventures of Geezus

In which our heroes consider how much money Fergie made from Budgie the Little Helicopter. Graham has some problematic Biblical content, Adam finishes a job and Daniel threatens to murder CEOs of healthcare companies.

Mar 17, 202558 min

Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum

In which our heroes discuss plans to murder our listeners. Chris applies for a fancy job, Adam applies for an unspecified job, Graham applies for an unethical job and Dan is an emotional support dog.

Mar 14, 20251 hr 7 min

Episode 305 – Fancy Fruitcake

In which our heroes lament. Incredibly, this low-mood, despair-fest was recorded *before* the US election in November. Imagine what *that’s* done to our menty h!?!?! Anyway, spring’s just about here so everything’s going to be fine now?

Mar 05, 20251 hr 10 min

Episode 304 – The Duality of Pod

In which our heroes discuss the horrors of having to actually physically attend a place of employment, laugh at the Tories and contemplate the downfall of Twitter and it’s clownish owner. This one is an Adam and Dan double act. The TSPC Supervisory Committee has noted their dismay at this arrangement but declined to act.

Dec 30, 20241 hr 3 min

Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows

Look I edited this weeks ago and got distracted before I managed to upload it. I then got really self conscious about it and that stopped me finishing the job. I have no idea what’s in here, if it’s any good or if you should listen. It’ll be a fun little adventure for all of … Continue reading Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows →

Nov 25, 202458 min

Episode 303 – Big Lads League

In which our heroes launch the FA Carling Big Lads League. Dan is a DEI hire, Adam is prescribed eye ointment and Chris has bought a Ninja CREAMi Ice Cream & Frozen Dessert Maker which he reviews for us. This episode is brought to you by Ninja CREAMi, so much more than ice cream.

Nov 08, 20241 hr 22 min

Episode 301 – Play Your Berries Right

In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours’ ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny owls.

Jul 29, 202455 min

Episode 300 – Our Digital Decade

In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we’ve covered in a decade of sub-par #content. TEN. MORE. YEARS!

Jul 14, 20241 hr 7 min

Episodes 296-299 – Special Election Triple Episode

In which our heroes record an extra special, triple episode for reasons that shall remain opaque. It is our election special, in which we look forward to the election which has now happened. What a wonderful feeling it is not to be looking back at misplaced hope, knowing that our younger selves would now be … Continue reading Episodes 296-299 – Special Election Triple Episode →

Jul 10, 20241 hr

Episode 295 – AFC His Majesty’s Official Opposition

In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn’t really care about the futbol.

Jul 02, 202450 min

Episode 294 – Dan: Yes or No?

In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanticises community service.

Jun 17, 202448 min

Episode 293 – Killr

In which our heroes found an assassination tech startup. Graham looks at islands on Google Maps, Dan applies for jobs in Guam and Adam guesses what language Timotei is from.

Jun 14, 202456 min

Episode 292 – Full Self Driving

In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.

Jun 13, 202448 min

Episode 291 – Crimes Against Man And God

In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn’t really contribute anything of value but hey, they can’t all be classic episodes.

Jun 13, 20241 hr 4 min

Episode 290 – Two Star Arena

In which our heroes power F1 cars with Dragon Soop. Graham noisily wraps birthday presents, Adam reveals a SHOCKING TRUTH about Andy Street and Daniel votes for Count Binface.

May 24, 2024

Episode 289 – Dan’s Turbo Milk

In which our heroes try to find Dan a new career. It turns into a discussion about which MPs he could beat up which should come to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

May 17, 202441 min

Episode 288 – Where’s Kate?

In which our heroes put forward their theories as to the whereabouts of HRH The Queen Of Our Hearts Princess Katherine Of Wales. Please note that this was recorded at the height of Kategate, when HRH The Queen Of Our Hearts Princess Katherine Of Wales was missing and everything was light-hearted and funny before they … Continue reading Episode 288 – Where’s Kate? →

May 16, 202456 min

Episode 287 – Chutney Parcel

In which our heroes celebrate the Morphy Richards Mico Microwave Toastie Sandwich Maker and Grill. A smaller and easier method of creating the perfect toastie, the Mico Microwave Toastie Maker is an ideal accessory to enhance your kitchen experience. With the Mico Microwave Toastie Maker, you can easily create delicious toasties right in your own … Continue reading Episode 287 – Chutney Parcel →

May 07, 20241 hr

Episode 286 – Hero Dan

In which our heroes talk about an incredible toastie maker. Graham has his boiler condemned because of woke, Chris comes back from Cyprus, Adam has an uneventful week and Daniel actually saves an actual man’s actual life.

Mar 27, 20241 hr 2 min

Episode 284 – The Lincoln Paradox

In which our heroes discuss the best places to sleep. Graham talks about phonetic alphabets, Adam pulls his floorboards up to check for bodies and Dan has a Kermodian rant about sleeping bags.

Mar 26, 202456 min

Episode 283 – Piss Chat

In which our heroes discuss who are tea nations. Graham heats up his knives, Chris suffers two distressing incidents in toilets and Adam has a piss colour chart.

Feb 27, 202452 min

Episode 281 – Gonad The Barbarian

In which our heroes rank supermarkets. Adam disposes of a mouse’s corpse, Chris sets fire to an old man in the gym, Graham pisses everywhere and Daniel isn’t really listening.

Feb 27, 20241 hr 15 min
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