In which our heroes consider how Wetherspoons might make inroads into the lucrative hospital market. Graham comes to the end of his employment, Adam considers standing desks and Dan Googles his own front door. It’s taken 300+ episodes and over 10 years to get to this point, but our legal team have finally put their … Continue reading Episode 319 – WFB (Working From Barge) →
Jun 17, 2025
In which our heroes spend over an hour casting the Discworld, despite nobody asking them to. This is incredibly geeky, niche and boring even by our standards, so might be best to give it a miss. Oh, also Dan’s going to Japan but didn’t think to tell anyone.
May 30, 2025
In which our heroes discuss The White Lotus and its various breasts and testicles. Daniel goes to a weird dating event, Chris finds some more hate stones, Graham is underwhelmed and Adam fact checks.
May 16, 2025
In which our heroes talk about meal deals. Graham has some ripe prawns, Chris finds some more hate pebbles, Adam goes to Greggs and Dan contributes in other ways.
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr 17 min
In which our heroes explore the deep maths of theoretical paper sizes and think about which historical figures they’d like to hallucinate. Chris has a new job, Graham has a new job and Dan’s reflection comes out of the mirror to kill him. Adam is dead. Note: I forgot to insert a comedy burp sound … Continue reading Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes →
Apr 04, 2025
In which our heroes mourn the death of their friend Chris. Chris recounts the steps leading up to his death, Graham tries to remember hairy people and Adam has a new job which is making him do work.
Apr 01, 2025•1 hr 25 min
In which our heroes consider how much money Fergie made from Budgie the Little Helicopter. Graham has some problematic Biblical content, Adam finishes a job and Daniel threatens to murder CEOs of healthcare companies.
Mar 17, 2025•58 min
In which our heroes discuss plans to murder our listeners. Chris applies for a fancy job, Adam applies for an unspecified job, Graham applies for an unethical job and Dan is an emotional support dog.
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 7 min
In which our heroes lament. Incredibly, this low-mood, despair-fest was recorded *before* the US election in November. Imagine what *that’s* done to our menty h!?!?! Anyway, spring’s just about here so everything’s going to be fine now?
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 10 min
In which our heroes review their prognostications from 2024 and look forward to the glorious possibilities offered by 2025
Jan 31, 2025•1 hr 39 min
In which our heroes discuss the horrors involved in working for a living, discuss how to revamp the world to make a wall between Italy and Turkey possible, Chris develops a monster based business and re-imagineers frying. Dan is mocked for having a disability.
Jan 29, 2025•1 hr 16 min
In which our heroes discuss the horrors of having to actually physically attend a place of employment, laugh at the Tories and contemplate the downfall of Twitter and it’s clownish owner. This one is an Adam and Dan double act. The TSPC Supervisory Committee has noted their dismay at this arrangement but declined to act.
Dec 30, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Look I edited this weeks ago and got distracted before I managed to upload it. I then got really self conscious about it and that stopped me finishing the job. I have no idea what’s in here, if it’s any good or if you should listen. It’ll be a fun little adventure for all of … Continue reading Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows →
Nov 25, 2024•58 min
In which our heroes launch the FA Carling Big Lads League. Dan is a DEI hire, Adam is prescribed eye ointment and Chris has bought a Ninja CREAMi Ice Cream & Frozen Dessert Maker which he reviews for us. This episode is brought to you by Ninja CREAMi, so much more than ice cream.
Nov 08, 2024•1 hr 22 min
In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours’ ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny owls.
Jul 29, 2024•55 min
In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we’ve covered in a decade of sub-par #content. TEN. MORE. YEARS!
Jul 14, 2024•1 hr 7 min
In which our heroes record an extra special, triple episode for reasons that shall remain opaque. It is our election special, in which we look forward to the election which has now happened. What a wonderful feeling it is not to be looking back at misplaced hope, knowing that our younger selves would now be … Continue reading Episodes 296-299 – Special Election Triple Episode →
Jul 10, 2024•1 hr
In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn’t really care about the futbol.
Jul 02, 2024•50 min
In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanticises community service.
Jun 17, 2024•48 min
In which our heroes found an assassination tech startup. Graham looks at islands on Google Maps, Dan applies for jobs in Guam and Adam guesses what language Timotei is from.
Jun 14, 2024•56 min
In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.
Jun 13, 2024•48 min
In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn’t really contribute anything of value but hey, they can’t all be classic episodes.
Jun 13, 2024•1 hr 4 min
In which our heroes power F1 cars with Dragon Soop. Graham noisily wraps birthday presents, Adam reveals a SHOCKING TRUTH about Andy Street and Daniel votes for Count Binface.
May 24, 2024
In which our heroes try to find Dan a new career. It turns into a discussion about which MPs he could beat up which should come to the surprise of absolutely nobody.
May 17, 2024•41 min
In which our heroes put forward their theories as to the whereabouts of HRH The Queen Of Our Hearts Princess Katherine Of Wales. Please note that this was recorded at the height of Kategate, when HRH The Queen Of Our Hearts Princess Katherine Of Wales was missing and everything was light-hearted and funny before they … Continue reading Episode 288 – Where’s Kate? →
May 16, 2024•56 min
In which our heroes celebrate the Morphy Richards Mico Microwave Toastie Sandwich Maker and Grill. A smaller and easier method of creating the perfect toastie, the Mico Microwave Toastie Maker is an ideal accessory to enhance your kitchen experience. With the Mico Microwave Toastie Maker, you can easily create delicious toasties right in your own … Continue reading Episode 287 – Chutney Parcel →
May 07, 2024•1 hr
In which our heroes talk about an incredible toastie maker. Graham has his boiler condemned because of woke, Chris comes back from Cyprus, Adam has an uneventful week and Daniel actually saves an actual man’s actual life.
Mar 27, 2024•1 hr 2 min
In which our heroes discuss the best places to sleep. Graham talks about phonetic alphabets, Adam pulls his floorboards up to check for bodies and Dan has a Kermodian rant about sleeping bags.
Mar 26, 2024•56 min
In which our heroes discuss who are tea nations. Graham heats up his knives, Chris suffers two distressing incidents in toilets and Adam has a piss colour chart.
Feb 27, 2024•52 min
In which our heroes rank supermarkets. Adam disposes of a mouse’s corpse, Chris sets fire to an old man in the gym, Graham pisses everywhere and Daniel isn’t really listening.
Feb 27, 2024•1 hr 15 min