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The David Eagle Podcast

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The podcast of David Eagle: the adventures of a non-dancing blind comedian and folk singer.

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Live From A Nuclear Bunker in Slovakia. Fun Absolutely Guaranteed

The David Eagle Podcast returns with a bumper bunker-based Herbal Tea Of The Week, as we visit a tea house in Slovakia, situated in a bomb shelter. Six teas from six different countries go to war, but which one will be triumphant. Plus we talk about various recent stand up comedy gigs, including playing to a room of screaming, crying babies, performing for the military, and a surprisingly harrowing experience in Coleshill, Birmingham. And we conclude matters with a lovely little Slovakian sounds...

Mar 25, 202552 min

Merry Gigsmas

Last weekend The Young'uns did a very mini Christmas tour and here is a compilation of clips from those gigs, in a podcast hilariously titled Merry Gigsmas.

Dec 22, 202249 min

The Wedding

We weren't planning on playing clips from our wedding on the podcast, primarily because we thought it would be boring for you: "I do" "I Will" "to have and to hold" etc etc. But then the wedding turned out to be a bit more exciting than anticipated. Listen to find out why.

Oct 06, 202237 min

Liz Truss Alarm clock

We head back thirty years to my eighth birthday in Cassette Roulette; we learn about a mad Victorian scientist's experiments with monkey testicles in Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis fact; and we visit Biscuit And brew Tea House in Nottingham for Herbal Tea Of The week. Plus I reveal the Fine Young Cannibals' dirty little secret, we hear of a highly unusual fetish and I collaborate with two twelve-year-old girls to create a death metal song.

Sep 15, 20221 hr 8 min

Featuring Matthew Crampton and The Reincarnated Soul Of Little Richard As a Panda

We're joined by our good friend, the velvet voiced author and raconteur Matthew Crampton. He hosts our first animal penis fact quiz, live from Folk East Festival in Suffolk. He also accompanies us on our London tea based adventure for a multifaceted Herbal Tea Of The Week. Plus there's a very weird Spammer time courtesy of eliza carthy and yet another harrowing journey story.

Aug 29, 20221 hr 9 min

Mr. Pie And The Cryogenics

This week's The David Eagle Podcast is all over the place, in both senses of the phrase. I return from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival having met some interesting characters including a chatty undertaker and a teenager in the woods with a rather confusing proposition. I have a near-death experience in Loughborough, cause chaos in a swimming pool in Sheffield, and Herbal Tea Of The week comes live from Tea Sutra Teahouse in Newcastle. IN Cassette Roulette we meet Mr Pie, and Ellie learns some harsh...

Aug 18, 202259 min

Grant Baynham

This week we celebrate the life of one of my musical comedy heroes, Grant Baynham, who passed away on July 29th. Here you can spend forty minutes in his company as he regales us with songs, stories and silliness, plus he even takes part in everyone's favourite feature, Herbal Tea Of The week.

Aug 12, 202240 min

Why In Tarnation Are You Dressed As An Austrian Shepherdess?

We're back in the studio with the return of regular features. Spammer time, where we meet a rather flirtatious IT teacher; Cassette Roulette provides us with some very weird and intriguing 90s radio clips, and Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis Fact turns its attention on the fox. Plus, another harrowing journey story, I become a role model for kids and we discover my unusual stage walk-on ritual.

Aug 05, 202238 min

Gig Diary 1. Introducing Jimmy, The Pornographic Audiobook Recording Fetish Club Blues Singer

Come with me on a comedy road trip as I travel From Hull down to Brighton, performing comedy to pensioners, students and even a room full of babies. Step this way for jokes, anecdotes, an array of highly unusual heckles, plus a collection of colourful characters including a very keen doorman, an unscrupulous cemetery officer, a B&B owner with a penchant for pranks, and of course Jimmy the pornographic audiobook recording fetish club blues singer of birmingham.

Jul 28, 202243 min

Out With The Old (2021 Podcast Highlights) Part 2

Happy new year. Here's part 2 of our podcast that features some highlights from 2021. Two animal themed quizzes starring folk musician Alex Cumming and comedian Paul Silky White; my dance hit inspired by an angry Australian bloke shouting about his penis; the story of my first foray into stand up comedy at the age of five; and a very weird radio show from my fourteen-year-old self. Feel free to chuck some pennies into our podcast PayPal pot at davideagle.co.uk

Jan 01, 202259 min

Out With The Old (2021 Podcast Highlights) Part 1

A selection of podcast highlights from 2021. Spot popping, Princess Margaret erotica, Phil Nichol plays an adult quiz "courtesy" of our anti-social neighbours; there's an epic, surreal military-based drama, weird Christian music, and more. Part 2 is released New Year's Day. Feel free to chuck some pennies into our Podcast PayPal pot at davideagle.co.uk Happy new year.

Dec 31, 202152 min

Christmas 2021

It's our Christmas podcast, featuring a Christmas Miracle courtesy of a seasonal Spammer Time, some ramshackle Christmas rapping, a Christmas quiz (with a special guest), A Christmassy cassette Roulette, Christmas animal Penis facts, a festive Herbal Tea Of The week, and lots more.

Dec 18, 20211 hr 8 min

Why Is There A Norwegian Architect In My Bed?

It's quite a quiz-heavy podcast this week. Test your 90s music knowledge, are you more intelligent than the average listener to a late night Teesside radio quiz show? And can you deduce the film that I am recreating with my incredible acting skills? Other questions included in this week's podcast: why is there a Norwegian architect in my bed? Are there any teenagers called Nigel? And have you ever made love in a swimming pool? There's more genital talk courtesy of Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal P...

Dec 02, 202150 min

Oh Pussy cat, What have you done? Oh Cursed Beast, Why Do You Come?

Nowadays David Eagle is a respected and indeed revered songwriter, with such classic hits to his name as Killing My Dog for Satan and What A C**t. This week we get an insight into his songwriting genius as we listen into the process of his fifteen year old self creating a new song from scratch. This is a must-listen for budding songwriters, or even established songwriters looking to up their game. Plus of course there's more animal penis facts (as is our duty) , a disturbing spam email and Ellie...

Nov 18, 202148 min

Nocturnal Noises And Perfect Pooping

David has an awkward pistachio nut based incident with comedian Tom wrigglesworth. We receive a video from a listener featuring some rather odd night-time noises which may or may not be inspired by my anecdote on last week's podcast about the time I accidentally made a sex tape. Plus more odd spam emails and a new exciting feature with a new exciting jingle.

Nov 04, 202129 min

The Kardashians In Cumbria, Captioning Confusion and Cold Cuppa Culminations

Featuring Boney M news, a very moving tribute to John Challis. A triplet of teas culminates our Herbal Tea Of The Week series, but only one tea can be crowned king of the cold brews. Plus more desultory DJing, captioning confusion and a cornucopia of characters, including our new Australian podcast producer and the return of Tom from the 90s Ford Jennings North East radio commercial.

Sep 30, 202155 min

What Do You Get When You Cross Frank Spencer With a Labrador Retriever?

Can a monitor lizard love you? Can trains fly? And what do you get when you cross frank Spencer with a Labrador Retriever? It might well be our cold brew series, but nevertheless things are really hotting up in Herbal Tea Of The week. Plus eccentric DJing, weird radio commercials, unusual impressions, and a story about a dog infiltrating our theatre show

Sep 15, 202148 min

Spatula Spanker

We are invited to join the illuminati, Ellie gets into a street fight, and we receive some surreal sex education from a weird old woman.

Sep 06, 20211 hr 5 min

Cruel Britannia

At 11pm on Saturday 31st July I was turfed out onto the street by Britannia Sachas Hotel in Manchester, despite having booked and paid for a room. They had sold my room on to someone else at a higher cost. Last week I devised a plan to gain my revenge on Britannia Hotels. I wrote a song about them, contacted the newspapers, sent emails, Facebook invites and tweets to fellow folk singers and comedians in the Manchester area. The idea was for us all to flash mob the hotel with my song. Hundreds of...

Aug 09, 202133 min

Wind Your Posse Down To Hell Hell Hell!

More tales from being on the road doing stand up comedy. Last week's adventure was nearly being beaten up outside a rough Kent pub. This week I am unexpectedly turfed out onto the rainy streets of Manchester late at night. IN complete contrast to that, we celebrate the return of our ability to once again smell and taste by sampling and reviewing a herbal tea. We have yet another Arch Bishop Of Canterbury story, and there's my most personally embarrassing Cassette Roulette yet.

Aug 05, 202157 min

How Do I sign Flobalob? (With Comedian And taxi driver Trevor Bickles)

Covid-based isolation isn't enough to keep me and Ellie from recording a podcast. We've miced up separate parts of the house to talk some more about testicles and to bring you your favourite features, Cassette Roulette and Spammer Time, but not Herbal Tea Of The Week because we can't smell or taste anything. This week's guest is comedian and taxi driver Trevor Bickles who recounts three of his most memorable taxi journeys, and you'll never guess who he's had in the back of his cab.

Jul 23, 202152 min

Turf Chopper

The bad news is I've got Covid so I've had to cancel all my festivals and gigs until the 24th July. The good news is that you are still allowed contact with me through the medium of podcast. So listen in for some gig anecdotes, including the tale of the rather harrowing experience my dad had during one of my stand up nights.

Jul 16, 202137 min

Baa! Baa! Baa! Delilah (With Paul Silky White)

This week, a gay animals themed quiz; Elton John based dog puns; dodgy radio adverts; more stories of harrowing journeys, and more penis trivia; plus all your favourite features: Herbal Tea Of The Week, Cassette Roulette and Spammer Time.

Jul 02, 20211 hr 9 min

Hatch Hunt And Hoodlum Hoax

It's the final Potato News. Never mind Euro 2020, if you want high drama and compelling competition then check out this week's Herbal Tea Of The Week. We go down a rabbit hole due to a mysterious message left on an answerphon twenty-seven years ago; and the police get involved.

Jun 24, 202147 min

Lock Up Your Grandmothers! Phil Nichol Is Back In Town

Phil Nichol returns to sample a herbal tea with us, tell a tale of a cold call confrontation, and shares two stories of harrowing journeys. Plus the penultimate Potato News, and there's a surprise appearance from Ann Widdecombe.

Jun 18, 202152 min

Baboons' Bottoms

This week I've been doing online school workshops during the day and stand up gigs on the night, and surprisingly my best heckle came from a primary school child. Hear all about that, a clip from my surreal stand up gig in Liverpool, an epic tale of train travel trauma, Ellie has been secretly recording me, plus the regular features and lots of miscellaneous chat.

Jun 11, 20211 hr 4 min

Ruddy Bonkers

Back in the studio this week after a week of stand up comedy gigs, including a rather odd one in Liverpool where I had an altercation with five drunk loud-mouthed girls. The story of that, plus incongruous radio adverts; there's a bit of slapstick in a cupboard, epic flailing mouth trumpet solos, and the return of an old faithful feature with a bit of a twist.

Jun 04, 202150 min
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