Random Rants 6/30/25
We have some never happened stories, Mom of the week and some awful names for Softball teams and another brutal menu with some brutal names.
Jun 30, 2025•44 min
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Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.
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Random Rants 6/23/25
Mom of the week segment, awful restaurant menu and more made up stories.
Jun 23, 2025•36 min
Awful Vanity Plates 6/16/25
Dumb personalized plates like MS-BJS, JEDI-REY, ONLY-VNS, MOM-OF7 and more. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and merchandise. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Join and become a member on Youtube for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy.
Jun 16, 2025•39 min
Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/9/25
Inspirational Quotes posted online that help no one. Also, new awful Machine Gun Kelly song and video discussed. Check out the video below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DVbm9zeR0 Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
Jun 09, 2025•41 min
Awful Dating Sites 6/2/25
More pathetic people posting dumb stuff on their dating profiles.
Jun 02, 2025•43 min
Awful Baby Names 5/26/25
Loki Skywalker, both twins named Alana, Lemony Rin and more awful babay names are discussed. Also, here is the link to the Pickleball fight I was talking about. https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/1925600337295286403?t=pHAa6x6C9FWcuTuKK-yjtQ&s=19 Join Patreon for extra episodes at patren.com/jimflorentine Seee Jim on tour coming to: Rochester, NY, Syracuse, NY, Astoria Queens, Freehold, NJ, London, UK, Manchester UK, Birmingham, UK Bohemia, NY, Naples, FL and more. Support our Sponsor: Suppo...
May 26, 2025•37 min
Awful Yelp Reviews 5/12/25
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May 19, 2025•38 min
Awful T Shirts 5/12/25
People walking around with shirts that say, No Coffee No Workee, I'm Your Nacho Average Dad, Everyday I'm Muscle'N, I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt, “WARNING I MAY SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO DISNEY SONGS AT ANY MOMENT” and more! Support our sponsor: Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD
May 12, 2025•40 min
Good Side Of Bad News 5/5/25
Woman drops a duece on a car hood during a road rage incident, guy puts an eel up his ass, another guy puts a battery in his dickhole and more! Join patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Get a Youtube membership at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities: Atlantic Highlands, NJ Levittown, LI, NY Cranston, RI Plymouth, MA Laconia, NH Endicott, NY Rochester, NY Syracuse, NY Queens, NY Freehold, NJ London, UK ...
May 05, 2025•37 min
Awful Vanity Plates 4/28/25
More dumb people paying extra money to have a personalized plate. It's mostly people with Electric cars bragging on their plate that the car doesn't use gas. Fascinating! We expose those plates on this podcast. Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Minneapolis, Long Island, Cranston, RI, Plymouth, MA, Laconia, NH, Highlands, NJ, Freehold, NJ, Roc...
Apr 28, 2025•34 min
Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/21/25
More dumb Inspirational Quotes posted on social media by dumb people. Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/
Apr 21, 2025•43 min
Never Happened Stories 4/14/25
More BS stories that never happened. Support our sponsors: Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/ Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD
Apr 14, 2025•38 min
Awful Yelp Reviews 4/7/25
A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even though there were only 3 Cars ahead of him and he's furious that employees at an Outlet Furniture store were joking and laughing while on the job! Be happy you're not this miserable prick. Support the Podcast by joing Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. You can also be a member on my Youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/ch...
Apr 07, 2025•52 min
Awful Dating Profiles 3/31/25
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Apr 01, 2025•33 min
Awful Dating Profiles 3/31/25
A woman likes to go cafe hopping, another woman hopes the man she meets has a Zombie Apocalypse plan to escape and another one wants you to stay calm if there is a plane delay when you travel. Fascinating! Check out Jim on Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out Jim's Youtube channel at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy. Join as a member for extra episodes. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Minneapolis, Boca Raton, FL, Houston, We...
Mar 31, 2025•32 min
Never Happened Stories 3/24/25
More stories made up online from pathetic people. Support our sponser: Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD
Mar 24, 2025•39 min
Songs To xxxx Your First xxxx By Part 2
Train Sweet Soul Sister, B52's Loveshack, Level 42 Something About You, Peter Gabriel Red Rain, Hall & Oates Private Eyes, Kenny Loggins Footloose and more are discussed. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join Youtube for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join
Mar 17, 2025•1 hr 10 min
Songs To xxxx Your First xxxx By Part 1
David Bowie Last Dance, Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger, Denice Williams Lets hear It For The Boy, The Weeknd Blinding Lights, Kajagoogoo Too Shy, Pete Townshend Rough Boy and more are discussed. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join Youtube for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Check Jim out on tour and also Podcast T shirts available at Jimflorentine.com Support our Sponser Green Chef at: Support the show and get free salads ...
Mar 10, 2025•42 min
Awful Dating Sites 3/3/25
Dating profiles discussed this week. One woman says she wants to go on a date and get to know each other! Shocking, didn't know you do that on a date. Another woman says she needs to be treated like a princess. There is a strong possibilty she might be difficult to be around. Join Patreon for extra epiosdes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Be a member on my Youtube channel for even more extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Support our sponser this week: Sup...
Mar 03, 2025•52 min
Awful 80's Songs 2/24/25
Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Culture Club, El Debarge, Naked Eyes, Martika and more awful songs discussed. Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine https://www.patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join
Feb 24, 2025•47 min
Good Side Of Bad News 2/17/25
More stories about more Teachers banging their students. Also Kelce and Swift are in hiding and a son films his Mom's Only Fans videos. Coming to the following cities: Orlando, FL, Atlanta, Manasquan, NJ, Boca Raton, FL, Emmaus, PA, Minneapolis, MN, Edmonton, Canada. Join my Patreon for extra Podcast episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Youtube channel is Youtube.com/Jimflorentinecomedy...
Feb 17, 2025•32 min
Super Bowl Wrap Up Show 2/10/25
The Kelce's and Taylor Swift both had bad nights. Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/florentine10fm
Feb 10, 2025•40 min
Super Bowl Preview 2/3/25
Electric Cars, Fire Aid, Tampons in Men's bathrooms, Justin Tucker, Fat Bitch suing Lyft, It Ends With Us Movie, Kelce Brothers and Football and Super Bowl talk. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patren.com/jimflorentine. Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly with the code AWFUL. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL...
Feb 03, 2025•59 min
Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/27/25
More inspirational quotes posted on social media that help absolutely no one.
Jan 27, 2025•47 min
The oversatuation of the Kelce Brothers 1/20/25
The title says it all. Enough with these two. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check me out on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Kenosha, WI, Easton, PA, Atlanta, GA, Orlando, FL, Manasquan, NJ, Emmaus, PA, Westminster, CA and Boca Raton, FL. Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly with the code AWFUL. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today...
Jan 20, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Awful Vanity Plates 1/13/25
Brooke Shields gets vagina surgery, Jason Kelce's new talk show bombs in the ratings, and awful personalized plates like next chapter, I'm fine, Porsche on a Porsche car and more. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Westminster, CA Kenosha, WI Atlanta, GA Orlando, FL New DraftKings customers get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use the code AWFUL....
Jan 13, 2025•43 min
Random Rants 1/6/25
Jason Kelce needing more attention then ever, a grown man gets upset because he waited 20 minutes for a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kathy Griffin Says Trump is going to put her in an Interment camp and more. New DraftKings customers can download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5.
Jan 06, 2025•44 min
Never Happened Stories 12/30/24
A bunch of mentally ill people making up stories on social media. Also, some Landman TV show discussion.
Dec 30, 2024•37 min
Awful Yelp Reviews 12/23/24
A woman gets to a happy hour at 6:59pm that ends at 7pm, a Vegatarian has a problem ordering at a Steakhouse, a guy gives a one star review only because the restaurant bathroom isn't clean and more. Join Patreon for extra episodes at pateeon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour 12/27-28 San Diego, 12/31 Scranton, PA. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.
Dec 23, 2024•48 min
Random Rants 12/16/24
There is a thing called "Winter Penis" for men. Also, man uses a cucumber on himself and her woman brags her vagina is magic. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.
Dec 16, 2024•42 min
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