Rated PG Opens: June 20, 2025 Kevin says ELIO ROCKS! Pixar has a new film, which is literally out of this world. ELIO tells the story of a recent orphan living with his aunt. Desperately wanting a new life, Elio sends a signal into space with a tricked-out ham radio… and miraculously gets a reply. […]
Rated PG Opens: June 13, 2025 Kevin says HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON ROCKS! Disney isn’t the only studio producing live-action remakes of their animated films. DreamWorks has thrown its hat into the ring with HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON. Closely following the animated film from fifteen years ago, the story follows a young Viking […]
Rated R Opens: June 6, 2025 Kevin says BALLERINA kinda rocks! To milk more money out of the JOHN WICK franchise, Lionsgate offers moviegoers the spin-off BALLERINA. The story follows an orphan raised by a secret society as a ballerina and assassin. When she comes of age, she goes rogue to take out the cult […]
Rated PG-13 Opens: May 30, 2025 Kevin says KARATE KID LEGENDS kinda rocks! The original Karate Kid returns to the big screen to train a new protégé. KARATE KID LEGENDS follows the previous films’ template: a teenager moves to a new city with his mother and attracts the attention of some neighborhood bullies. Eventually has […]
Rated PG-13 Opens: May 23, 2025 Kevin says MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – THE FINAL RECKONING kinda rocks! After two years, the second half of the latest MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE adventure has landed. MISSION: IMPOSSILBE – THE FINAL RECKONING picks up where DEAD RECKONING ended two summers ago. Ethan Hunt has to take down The Entity, a powerful […]
Rated R Opens: May 9, 2025 Kevin says FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES kinda rocks! It’s taken more than a decade, but Death is back for a sixth helping in FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES. The story follows a college student who has visions of a catastrophic accident sixty years ago. She learns her grandmother cheated Death in that […]
Rated R Opens: May 9, 2025 Kevin says FIGHT OR FLIGHT kinda rocks! After a comeback with the movie TRAP, Josh Hartnett flies into an action film. FIGHT OR FLIGHT tells the story of a burned government agent lured back to the job to find an elusive hacker on an international flight. The only problem […]
Rated PG-13 Opens: May 2, 2025 Kevin says THUNDERBOLTS* ROCKS! Marvel Studios hopes to goose its franchise back to the top with a new film about unlikely heroes. THUNDERBOLTS* follows a rag-tag group of marginal super-villains who unite against a common enemy. Along the way, they stumble into becoming the not-so-bad guys. It’s tempting to […]
Rated R Opens: April 25, 2025 Kevin says THE ACCOUNTANT 2 kinda rocks! I hope your taxes are done properly because Ben Affleck is back as the accountant you don’t want to be in charge of your audit. THE ACCOUNTANT 2 continues the story of an autistic man who used to make a living running […]
Rated R Opens: April 18, 2025 Kevin says SINNERS kinda rocks! The director of BLACK PANTHER gets out a wooden stake and takes a stab at vampires this weekend. Ryan Coogler directs SINNERS, a drama about a pair of criminal twins who return home to the deep South of the 1930s to start up a […]
Rated R Opens: April 11, 2025 Kevin says THE AMATEUR kinda sucks! Oscar-winner Rami Malek takes a stab at the everyman-seeking-revenge thriller with the new movie THE AMATEUR. Malek plays a CIA analyst whose wife is killed in a terrorist attack. Seeking retribution, he wants to be trained in the field so he can go […]
Rated PG Opens: April 4, 2025 Kevin says A MINECRAFT MOVIE kinda rocks! Hoping to capture the success of THE LEGO MOVIE and SUPER MARIO BROS., Hollywood is bringing another game to life. A MINECRAFT MOVIE brings the viewers into the world of Minecraft, where players can build anything they can imagine. When a trouble […]
Rated R Opens: March 28, 2025 Kevin says A WORKING MAN kinda sucks! Jason Statham goes on another rampage in the new film A WORKING MAN. The story follows a military vet who works a humble construction job pulled back into a world of violence when the daughter of a friend is kidnapped. He goes […]
Rated PG Opens: March 21, 2025 Kevin says SNOW WHITE ROCKS! After months of a ballooning budget, political controversies, and off-set drama, SNOW WHITE is in theaters, and it’s a film that – for better or for worse – will turn heads. The latest Disney live-action remake takes a new perspective on the Mouse House’s […]
Rated R Opens: March 14, 2025 Kevin says NOVOCAINE kinda rocks! The Nepo Babies leap into action this week with the new film NOVOCAINE. Jack Quaid stars as an assistant manager at a bank who has a crush on one of the tellers. When they finally go out, he confides in her that he has […]
Rated PG Opens: March 7, 2025 Kevin says NIGHT OF THE ZOOPOCALYPSE kinda rocks! A zombie outbreak in a zoo is the setting for an unlikely family film this weekend. Based on an idea by extreme horror legend Clive Barker, NIGHT OF THE ZOOPOCALYPSE follows a group of zoo animals fighting slippery, blob-like zombies infected […]
Rated PG-13 Opens: February 28, 2025 Kevin says LAST BREATH kinda rocks! A new film about an impossible rescue mission dives deep into the ocean. Based on a true story, LAST BREATH follows a team of divers servicing an underwater pipeline. During a rough storm, one of them is trapped at the bottom or the […]
Rated R Opens: February 21, 2025 Kevin says THE MONKEY ROCKS! An iconic Stephen King story from the 80s is finally getting a feature film adaptation. LONGLEGS director Osgood Perkins turns the key on THE MONKEY, which follows a pair of twins who discover a clockwork monkey in their absent father’s closet. Soon they discover […]
Rated PG-13 Opens: February 14, 2025 Kevin says CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD kinda rocks! Strap on your wings and grab your shield. Marvel Studios is coming in hot with CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD. This film sees Sam Wilson as the new Captain America. When an attempt on the President’s life throws the country […]
Rated R Opens: February 7, 2025 Kevin says LOVE HURTS kinda sucks! Coming off the success of EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE, Ke Huy Quan is given his own action film. LOVE HURTS puts Quan at the center of an action sub-genre: A mild-mannered suburbanite who happens to have been a ruthless killer in another […]
Rated PG Opens: January 31, 2025 Kevin says DOG MAN ROCKS! From the minds that brought you CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS comes a new cuckoo-crazy kids cartoon in theaters. Based on the graphic novels by Dav Pilkey, DOG MAN is an animated film about a human-dog hybrid who becomes the hero cop. When a series of evildoers […]
Rated R Opens: January 24, 2025 Kevin says FLIGHT RISK kinda rocks! In theaters now is a January thriller with significantly more plane than the movie PLANE. Mel Gibson sits back into the director’s chair to pilot FLIGHT RISK, about a U.S. Marshall escorting a witness from Nowheresville, Alaska to testify in the trial of […]
Rated R Opens: January 17, 2025 Kevin says WOLF MAN kinda rocks! After knocking it out of the park with THE INVISIBLE MAN, Leigh Whannel reboots another famous Universal Monster. WOLF MAN tells the story of a family traveling deep in the Oregon woods, only to be attacked by an unknown and terrifying creature. While […]
Rated R Opens: January 10, 2025 Kevin says DEN OF THIEVES 2: PANTERA SUCKS! It’s January, and that means it’s time for terrible action movies and substandard sequels. This week, we get both with DEN OF THIEVES 2: PANTERA. This sequel to the modest 2018 hit sees Gerard Butler as a corrupt cop reconnecting with […]
Rated R Opens: January 3, 2025 Kevin says THE DAMNED kinda sucks! On a weekend certain to be dominated by holiday leftovers, a independent thriller slid its way into wide release. THE DAMNED follows a group of fishermen suffering through a harsh winter on a remote Nordic beach. On the brink of starvation, they neglect […]
Rated R Opens: December 25, 2024 Kevin says NOSFERATU kinda rocks! Dracula has risen from his coffin again, this time as Count Orlok in NOSFERATU. The original NOSFERATU was made in Germany without permission of the Bram Stoker estate, but it remains one of the most iconic versions of Dracula. Using different names and locations, […]
Rated PG Opens: December 20, 2024 Kevin says SONIC 3 kinda rocks! The third installment of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG bolts onto the big screen this week. SONIC 3 sees a new threat with another super-power-infused alien hedgehog named Shadow, bent on revenge. In an act of desperation, Sonic and his team bring back a worthy […]
Rated PG-13 Opens: December 13, 2024 Kevin says THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE WAR OF THE ROHIRRIM kinda rocks! THE LORD OF THE RINGS returns to theaters, this time in animated form. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE WAR OF THE ROHIRRIM mines Tolkien’s appendices for the history of Helm’s Deep, the site of […]
Rated R Opens: December 6, 2024 Kevin says Y2K kinda sucks! Every generation has it all-night teen movie – from AMERICAN GRAFITTI and SIXTEEN CANDLES to CAN’T HARDLY WAIT and SUPERBAD. Now Millennial nostalgics are getting their chance with Y2K. The story follows a high school misfit in 1999 attending a New Year’s Eve party […]
Rated PG Opens: November 27, 2024 Kevin says Moana 2 ROCKS! In a year of hit or miss sequels, Disney animation delivers another strong installment. It’s been eight years since we met the Polynesian heroine Moana as she teamed up with the demigod Maui to bring peace to her people. This time around, she’s more […]
