Ask Palpatine 42: Turning a Jedi
In this episode, Emperor Palpatine answer "How do you turn a Jedi?" And then he sings a cool song.
May 04, 2014•7 min
Ask Palpatine
I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. Really. Once you get to know me you'll find out that I'm really a nice guy.Honestly.
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Ask Palpatine 303: Gettin' the Girl
theres this girl at my school named cheyanne I really like her can you give me advice on how I should ask her out I pray that the force be with me.
Mar 23, 2010•5 min
Ask Palpatine 202: Load-Bearing Chicks
This week's question is: Who gets the most ladies? You or Kirk?
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Ask Palpatine 201: Unicorn Fingers
The question for this episode is: Can you shoot more than lighting from your fingertips, like fire? The song is Poker Face, by Lady Gaga
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Ask Palpatine Season 2!
Ask Palpatine season 2 is coming February 16. It will be 20 episodes long, so send in your questions now!
Jan 24, 2010•4 min
Ask Palpatine 38: Clone Trooper Happy Meal
If I'm using Clone Troopers for hot dogs, why not turn them into an entire meal?
Feb 14, 2009•2 min
Ask Palpatine 37: Fun Times on Hoth
After a significant wait, Palpatine brings you 3 questions in a single episode!
Jan 14, 2009•3 min
Amazon won't let me get their new Amazon Mobile App!
I want to get their FREE app, but they won't let me! Why? Because I'm not in the US. Because for some reason, I can only get something from them, for free, if I'm in the right country. Unbelievable!
Dec 04, 2008•2 min
Ask Palpatine 36: Sith Holidays?
Do you celebrate normal holidays, or special Sith holidays?
Nov 22, 2008•5 min
Puppet Wars
Where we respond to Loren Feldman's response to a blog entry we wrote which was critical of him.
Nov 12, 2008•5 min
Ask Palpatine 35: How Hot Dogs are Made
Have you ever wondered how hot dogs are made? Palpatine tells you!
Nov 09, 2008•5 min
Ask Palpatine 34: The REAL Rebel Threat
Palpatine talks to Vader about the REAL reason the Empire is fighting the Rebels, and what the TRUE cost of their campaign of terror is.
Oct 11, 2008•3 min
Stephen Colbert Interviews Sarah Palin
The Colbert Report's Stephen Colbert snags an exclusive interview with VP hopeful Sarah Palin. This is an exclusive!
Oct 08, 2008•8 min
Ask Palpatine: A Better Vader: Designed!
We're proud to announce the winners of the first Ask Palpatine contest: Design a Better Vader. Man, these designs were awesome.
Sep 24, 2008•6 min
Ask Palpatine 33: YMCA
This week I answer THREE questions. Hold on to your bantha, it's going to be a heck of a ride!
Sep 16, 2008•4 min
Ask Palpatine 32: Dracus Remembered
This week we look back at the too-short life of Darth Dracus. I'm going to miss that little guy.
Sep 05, 2008•7 min
Ask Palpatine 31: Win! Win! Win!
This is just a reminder that the "Design a Better Vader" contest closes on August 31, so you've only got a few days to submit your designs to http://forum.askpalpatine.com/, for the chance to win the new Star Wars game "The Force Unleashed!"
Aug 26, 2008•2 min
Ask Palpatine 30: Good Times With Weapons
This is a bit of video from a wrap-party we had after we finished filming the pieces with Cuddles, Snuggles, and Dracus. It's tragic, to see such a promising young Sith stolen from us in his prime.
Aug 22, 2008•1 min
Ask Palpatine 29: Amazing Grace
This week I answer several of your questions. Plus, the Sith Choir!
Aug 21, 2008•3 min
Ask Palpatine 28: National Anthems
Are there any planetary or country national anthems in your galaxy?
Aug 18, 2008•3 min
Ask Palpatine 27: Review of Clone Wars: The Movie
Instead of a question, this week me and my special guest Darth Dracus review the new "Clone Wars" movie. Also, Dracus tries, but fails, to be very much intimidating.
Aug 17, 2008•5 min
Ask Palpatine 26: Fast-Moving Death Star
Do I have any funny Death Star anecdotes? And how fast can the Death Star go?
Jul 31, 2008•4 min
Ask Palpatine 25: Design a Better Vader!
Why don't I rebuild Darth Vader to make him look cooler? Because you have to design him first, for our first ever contest! With Prizes!
Jul 30, 2008•6 min
24: Jedi Toss
What's my favorite sport? Also, I sing a full song this episode!
Jul 06, 2008•5 min
Ask Palpatine 23: Killing Jar-Jar Binks
Since you're so powerful, why haven't you killed Jar-Jar Binks?
Jul 06, 2008•4 min
Stephen Colbert calls out Merlin Mann
The REAL Stephen Colbert calls Merlin Mann to task for not taking the challenge. You're all about Getting Things Done Merlin; why aren't you getting THIS done?
Jun 20, 2008•1 min
Ask Palpatine 22: Metal Detector
Can the force find gold better than my metal detector?
Jun 20, 2008•4 min
Ask Palpatine 21: Star Wars Exposed!
"Why did you let that Lucas guy film a documentary about you?"
Jun 14, 2008•5 min
20: My lightsabre
"What happened to your lightsabre?"
Jun 06, 2008•3 min
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