Content Warning: This episode contains discussions relating to suicide, self harm, violence and stalking; listener discretion advised. In this upsetting yet engrossing episode, Janet and Jared have a frank discussion about the onslaught of disturbing DMs landing in Janet's message folder. The duo try to make sense of the vitriol and dive deeper into the bizarre nature of parasocial relationships. Also, what do Janet's fellow cast mates think of the fandom's never ending obsession of her? What do...
Jul 02, 2025•43 min•Season 2Ep. 12
The trio are reunited and of course recap the latest episode of And Just Like That. The show continues to spiral and no one can look away. With Janet back, the gang discusses the rest of the iconic Cotrini Billboard reveal party and the big fudge who made a surprise appearance at the event. Jared discusses what it's like to work with female photographers as a makeup artist and the amazing skills of @madelinelauer @whenitshoney. Janet shares the trending one minute Big Mac challenge: Jared and Ja...
Jun 25, 2025•51 min•Season 2Ep. 11
It’s boys’ chat! Sadly Janet is sick in bed, leaving Jared and Jason to their own devices. The dynamic duo dives deep into episode 3 of And Just Like That. They discuss the core four, the writers. room and the absolutely uncalled-for humiliation of Harry (for what reason?!). Jason reflects on his first year and a half of fatherhood and shares a few lessons learned along the way. Jared gives the backstory on the billboard party and explains why Sunset Blvd is like the Times Square of the west. Ja...
Jun 18, 2025•38 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Janet, Jason and Jared dive deep into the utterly insane world of 'And Just Like That' and hope to piece together the remnants of what once was must see TV. Jason states the facts when it comes to Samantha Jones, leading to a round of applause from his co hosts. Janet discusses her successful Labubu trade, how she picks the perfect pack of hot dogs and her new role as spokesperson and official cheese puller for Chili's Bar & Grill. She breaks down the behind the scenes magic and what it's li...
Jun 11, 2025•50 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Jared, Janet, and Jason talk Britney Spears smoking mid-flight, the Uber of the air, and all things fried and fabulous at the fair. They dive into fair culture, the hit show Overcompensating , Pride season vibes (with a quick tangent about lavender marriages), and alien pregnancy kinks (no kink shaming here). Plus: cemetery movie nights, cremation musings, and the debate—who’s our modern Marilyn? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jun 04, 2025•50 min•Season 2Ep. 8
This week, the trio unpack pre- Watch What Happens Live jitters, pay tribute to the almighty Mariah Carey, and discuss Katy Perry’s discography & the flowers it’s received. The gang are proud TV-in-the-bedroom households—are you? Jason was voted the Valley’s “husband hall pass” last week and learns the news of his rising fanbase. Janet dives into the Avril Lavigne clone conspiracy (Melissa, is that you?), while Jared reveals the dark, click-hungry theories internet trolls are spinning about ...
May 21, 2025•44 min•Season 2Ep. 7
It's just Jared and Janet this week and there's much to discuss. From the who's who guest list of Scheana's iconic 40th birthday - which included a little white lie about Summer House, to the newest VPR cast members, the duo have a lot to catch up on. They share details about their bestie's maternity shoot and discuss the differences of millennial moms' pregnancy journeys versus boomers. Be sure to DM Jared if you want to chime in on your own maternity shoot experience! They also discuss the int...
May 14, 2025•42 min•Season 2Ep. 6
After a jam-packed week filled with Summer Moon’s birthday bash, the Michelle Garcia Fashion launch, and a wild Friday, the trio finally catch up - after a much-needed staycation. With some time to unwind, Jared shares the unexpected surprise of scoring floor seats to Beyoncé, sparking a conversation about the current state of pop stars like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga -who just made headlines with a groundbreaking performance in Brazil. Jason dives into his evolving skincare routine and how it sta...
May 07, 2025•46 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Jason is away but Janet and Jared still have much to say! From Janet's Dave & Buster's lore, to Jared's temporary status as Queen Bee, the duo discuss an array of important topics. Jared is fascinated by Ally Lewber's astrological gifts and Janet clears up all the arrest rumors floating around online. Plus, what is going on with the Australian twins who claim to speak in unison and will Jared ever domesticate the doves in his courtyard? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...
Apr 30, 2025•50 min•Season 2Ep. 4
This week the trio dive into the chaos of car shopping, the excitement of new Chili's menu items. Scheana brought a bevy of plus ones to a fabulous luncheon, featuring the iconic Paris Hilton; which leads to Jared's storied history with the heiress. The trio celebrated Easter, even though Cam didn't love the Bunny; Jared shares HIS algorithm of pregnancy announcements and surprise twins. The gang discusses the Disney + Frozen conspiracy theory and how PR teams love to alter google searches. Plus...
Apr 23, 2025•56 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Jason is back, and so is The Valley Season 2! The gang recaps a wild weekend—from the premiere party to Cruzy’s iconic birthday bash. Janet and Jason share the hilarious and heartfelt story of Cam’s birth (and why he was a helmet baby). Plus, they dive into Jennifer Tilly’s RHOBH reunion debut and debate what they’d splurge on with “Simpsons money.” Janet and Jared review the Kardashian x Crumbl cookie collab, then Jason breaks down his epic 6,000-calorie Sunday Funday and what's the latest on h...
Apr 16, 2025•53 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Janet and Jared are back, while Jason’s nearby on daddy duty (you might even hear a shoutout from baby Cam!). During a fabulous birthday celebration things got sparkly and very spooky. Janet’s convinced the Chateau Marmont is haunted, Jason’s not so sure, but he did make someone think twice about creeping around Bungalow One. Meanwhile, the duo dive into the very real drama of crafting the perfect dinner party seating chart—because yes, it matters who you’re next to—and the chaos of picking a pr...
Apr 09, 2025•48 min•Season 2Ep. 1
It’s the season finale—but the gang will be back in just two weeks with more brand-new episodes - and some surprise guests! Janet breaks down her beautiful beige look and night out at the iHeartRadio Music Awards (which is famously not the Met Gala). Jared recounts his first-ever NBA experience, where he discovers the true joy of sporting events (spoiler: it’s the food). Meanwhile, Jason shares a chaotic room service mishap during a lovely Beverly Hilton staycation. The trio dive into all things...
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 48
Jason, Janet, and Jared break down the trailer and upcoming season of The Valley —counting down to April 15, which happens to be both tax day and Jason’s half-birthday. The trio also discuss Jax’s recent sobriety journey. They also can't get over the wild Love Is Blind reunion and the complexities of being on reality TV in the current political climate. Meanwhile, Jared tries to figure out how the show can finally go gay, maybe it’ll be tops vs bottoms. Plus, Jason’s chaotic algorithm strikes ag...
Mar 12, 2025•48 min•Season 1Ep. 47
It’s March, and Jared is celebrating his 37th birthday and his 5th rebirthday post-stem cell transplant! In this episode, Janet has some pressing questions about Jared’s ability to get away with crime, while Jared shares an update on his stem cell donor. Plus, he answers listener questions on life after cancer, staying positive during tough times, and spills behind-the-scenes stories from Vanderpump Rules . He also reveals his worst Bravolebrity experience (yes, it’s a Housewife!) and gives his ...
Mar 05, 2025•37 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Jared, Janet, and Jason dive into White Lotus drama, its Bravo connections, and Janet’s own Thailand escapades. Timothée Chalamet nabs a SAG Award, delivers a speech that has everyone talking, and the trio breaks down the Oscar race. Meanwhile, Janet dissects Kyle Richards’ RHOBH fate—will she stay or go? And in the grand finale, the gang unpacks a truly unhinged Reddit tale involving a kid’s stuffed animal… and a disturbing amount of human hair. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
Feb 26, 2025•53 min•Season 1Ep. 45
White Lotus is back, and so is the gang! This week, Jared fills in Janet and Jason on the biggest surprise of the night—Patrick Schwarzenegger’s, uh, major on-screen moment. Naturally, this leads to an even bigger discussion about the art (and size) of male prosthetics, why actors use them, and whether method acting applies down there. The trio also dive into SNL’s 50th anniversary, with Jason reminiscing about the sketches that he grew up loving. Plus, Jared gets nosy about Janet and Jason’s lu...
Feb 19, 2025•45 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Jason is back just in time to talk Super Bowl, rap beefs, and the meaning of ‘Cookie Monster pajama girl.’ The trio also recap their fabulous Sunday Funday at Lala’s & discuss the return of Ice Spice as Taylor Swift’s BFF. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 12, 2025•48 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Janet and Jared are back, spilling some tea on The Valley's return! They're breaking down the juiciest (and most confusing) statements from the very brief Bravo TV teaser, while Jared's on a mission to get extra gossip. Plus, they're still reeling from the shocking finale of 'An Update on Our Family' - listen now for their reactions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 05, 2025•56 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Spoiler time stamp: 3:10 - 15:36 Join Janet and Jared as they catch up on the latest tea (while Jason does bedtime duty). They discuss HBO Max's 'An Update on Our Family', share highlights from Brittany's birthday bash, and answer your burning questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 29, 2025•43 min•Season 1Ep. 41
*Spoilers* "An Update On Our Family" 24:00 - 36:20 Jared, Janet and Jason discuss the resurgence of SPEIDI and give an update on LA in the wake of the fires. The trio ponder Sabrina Carpenter's McDonald's mystery, recap the MAX show "An Update On Our Family" and dive deep into the jaw dropping Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale, recounting each of the ladies' insane texts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jan 22, 2025•56 min•Season 1Ep. 40
A brief check in during the devastating Los Angeles Wildfires and ways to help from out of state. Links to non profits providing direct relief cal fund.org wck.org pasadenahumane.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 15, 2025•15 min•Season 1Ep. 39
After sharing a hot take on The Scheananigans podcast, Janet and Jason acknowledge the "discourse" surrounding their Amazon accounts. Jared shares an US Weekly article that leaves everyone starstruck. The trio also dive deep into Sunday night's Golden Globe ceremony and discuss Demi Moore's iconic win, possible snub and Oscar chances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 08, 2025•48 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Happy New Year from Janet, Jason and Jared! The trio discuss Janet's luggage mishap, Jason's hangover and Jared's miniature Winter Village. Jared compares Shahs of Sunset to Jersey Shore; Janet shares some insight from the Bravo-universe...and who blocked her. Ps Jared has a cold, sorry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 01, 2025•42 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Janet and Jason attended Kathy Hilton's iconic Christmas party and Jared wants to know every last detail. Janet recounts the housewives in attendance, the immaculate decor and of course the luxurious food and drink. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 18, 2024•31 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Janet reveals she partied with the newbies from TomTom/PUMP, Jason reveals he was almost on the Bachelorette & Jared reveals Kenny Chesney sat behind him on a Southwest flight. The trio also discuss the "Rich Man, Poor Man" litmus test. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 11, 2024•42 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Janet receives feedback regarding her $400 turkey. The trio discuss rebooting Vanderpump Rules and the impact it has had in pop culture. In light of the new Netflix documentary, Jason and Janet give personal opinions on the Jon-Benet Ramsay cold case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 04, 2024•51 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Jason rejoins his stunning wife and hilariously adorable bff to discuss the family traditions surrounding Thanksgiving. Jason shares his extra hot take on the holiday, Janet talks menu must haves and Jared muses on football. The trio also chat about the uptick in so called 'Mandela Effects'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 26, 2024•44 min•Season 1Ep. 33
A special episode featuring Licensed Therapist & Mental Health Advocate, Kelly Houseman. Janet, Jared & Kelly discuss therapy for therapists, handling online trolls and how to better understand grief. The trio also chat about Britney Spears, People's Sexiest Man Alive and the OC housewives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 20, 2024•55 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Jared recounts his experience on Tyler Henry's show "Live from the Other Side" to a very inquisitive Janet. The duo also discuss Brittany's Halloween party, obscure gay costumes and Tea Time at Something About Her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 30, 2024•42 min•Season 1Ep. 31
