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Coco Off the Grid

Let's go off the grid and get silly with today's headlines, work dramas and the unexplainable actions of others.

Close your blinds, shut off your lights and put your phones on airplane mode because it's time to join me for another episode of "Coco Off the Grid."

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Episodes

Food Tubs & Gnat Fights

Send us a text Today's episode takes us through a variety of current events and personal stories while navigating allergies and Friday morning chaos. • Discussion of making Spanish soup (Puerto Rican penicillin) for a sick boyfriend • Encounter with an oblivious man at the grocery store who repeatedly blocked the path to point out birds • Detailed breakdown of Yolanda Saldivar being denied parole after murdering Selena Quintanilla in 1995 • Reaction to Benny Blanco's unusual bathtub habits, incl...

Mar 28, 202546 minSeason 1Ep. 40

Do Your Job Aliens!

Send us a text Weekly chaos ensues as workplace drama unfolds with a difficult client who refuses to communicate properly and wastes everyone's time with hypothetical questions. A frustrating meeting highlights the disconnect between different company systems and the challenges of getting everyone on the same page. • Client Brandon holding a meeting hostage for an hour with hypothetical questions and the follies that follow • Standing desk finally delivered and perfect for working from bed • Tra...

Mar 20, 202552 minSeason 1Ep. 39

Running With Conclave

Send us a text Working from home full-time has been the highlight of my career, offering blessed relief from cubicle life and the constant annoyances of office environments. • Successfully navigated the bureaucratic nightmare of work accommodation forms to secure remote work • Rewatching the Saw movie series reveals fascinating details missed on first viewing • People in Jigsaw's traps waste valuable time panicking instead of immediately solving puzzles • Women seem to have higher survival rates...

Mar 14, 202545 minSeason 1Ep. 38

Ring Around the Slenderman

Send us a text Raw, unfiltered, and delightfully chaotic—this episode takes you through the rollercoaster of workplace frustrations, celebrity scandals, and those "is this really happening?" moments that make up our daily lives. Starting with a heated text argument about laundry settings (yes, high heat is perfectly fine for blankets), we dive into the professional nightmare of working with clients who can't communicate clearly until the eleventh hour. The workplace saga continues with a satisfy...

Mar 08, 20251 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 37

Rerun #1: The Beanhater Strikes Back Again

Send us a text Hey all welcome to the first rerun episode of the show! This is an oldie but goodie from my original podcast "Cuckoo with Coco," from a few years back. I am going to start incorporating my old stuff into my new! In this episode Bean Hater Dan and I talk about Pandemic Babies, Florida Phone Thieves & Lazy River Floors. Close your blinds, shut off your lights and put your phones on airplane mode because it's time to join me for another episode of "Coco Off the Grid." Support the...

Feb 28, 202556 minSeason 1Ep. 36

Nude Headphones

Send us a text Bringing together a mix of everyday challenges and joyful experiences, this episode navigates the chaos of oversleeping, family dinners, and movie recommendations that inspire thought and laughter. Listeners will resonate with the themes of personal anecdotes, the importance of food in family dynamics, and engaging discussions of horror films. • Struggles with waking up late leading to a chaotic day • Lighthearted anecdotes about family interactions and food cravings • Movie revie...

Feb 20, 202543 minSeason 1Ep. 35

Karen Of Rap/T!t Holsters

Send us a text Through humorous anecdotes and sharp cultural critiques, this episode explores Valentine's Day, pop culture disappointments, and personal relationship insights. We touch on Grammy absurdities, navigating love, and the importance of self-care amidst life's chaos. • Reflections on being under the weather and how it impacts experiences • Insights into the Super Bowl and shifting perspectives on sports • Exploring Grammy highlights and controversies surrounding Beyoncé • Critical look...

Feb 14, 202540 minSeason 1Ep. 34

WTH January 2025?!

Send us a text This episode explores the chaotic intersections of everyday life, celebrity news, and cultural commentary. From tax anxieties to pest control tales, we touch on personal experiences while examining the implications of celebrity actions and the ongoing dialogue on accountability. • Discussion on tax season worries and personal returns • Frustrating pest control stories and apartment living woes • Whoopi Goldberg's memory slip raises questions on aging in the public eye • Snoop Dogg...

Feb 06, 202557 minSeason 1Ep. 33

Where's The Receipts!

Send us a text This week we'll discuss the opinion of Don Lemon and his belief that Matt Lauer can come back to T.V. (and whether or not we can take his opinion seriously). We'll also discuss The Morning Show and how it relates to Matt Lauer's #metoo incident from 2017. Let's talk to the human robot (not A.I.), his stomach issues and miserable marriages out loud in the workplace. Always be careful when play-fighting with your children and also be sure to not ignore injuries when out hiking in th...

Jan 30, 202548 minSeason 1Ep. 32

Snake Charmer Chaos

Send us a text Today we discuss the type of personality you have to have to make me hate the name "Stephanie," and how to cope with nuisances during meetings. Pointless emails coming from people who have no reason to be emailing you are the bane of existence. Another thing that will never be understood; people who try to make themselves look good at the expense of others. We also delve into some headlines and round it out by discussing the movie "Contagion," from 2011. Close your blinds, shut of...

Jan 23, 20251 hrSeason 1Ep. 31

Monster L@bia

Send us a text On this episode we discuss the "twofer" for Brooke Shields and how some people need to grow backbones. How Dunkin Donuts has decided to become my enemy and why Bath and Body Works should become my new home (smelled delicious in there) while running some quick errands. We'll also run through some other headlines in this "gotcha" entertainment society we now live in. We also delve into how Sally Struthers is trying to badmouth Betty White postmortem. We also discuss how politicians ...

Jan 16, 202554 minSeason 1Ep. 30

Crystal Palace

Send us a text The episode delves into the escalating feud between Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively, exploring themes of celebrity culture, harassment allegations, and public perception. It raises critical questions about the influence of media narratives, legal disputes, and the importance of fostering a respectful working environment in Hollywood. • Discussion on the impact of celebrity feuds • Overview of Lively's sexual harassment allegations against Baldoni • Examination of Baldoni's counter...

Jan 09, 202547 minSeason 1Ep. 29

A Hot 2025

Send us a text This episode reflects on the transition into the New Year, weaving in humorous and relatable stories about unexpected household troubles, family dynamics, and the quest for comfort through video games. The discussion highlights personal growth and the importance of embracing all of life's quirks while looking ahead with optimism. • Embracing the New Year with reflections and aspirations • Confronting life’s metaphorical pests and personal growth • Humor in navigating maintenance e...

Jan 02, 202546 minSeason 1Ep. 28

Corncob Richard

Send us a text This week's episode dives into the highs and lows of the holiday season, touching on cherished family memories, the stress of gift-giving, and the predictability of celebratory meals. Throughout the discussion, we reflect on personal experiences and highlight the importance of relaxation and gratitude amidst life’s chaotic moments. • Navigating the pressure of gift-giving during the holidays • Frequent family dinners and the predictable restaurant choices • Finding time for relaxa...

Dec 26, 202457 minSeason 1Ep. 27

Qween Bruselas/Brown Airlines

Send us a text Ever wondered why women head to the restroom in pairs or what secretive activities might be happening behind those closed doors? Between sharing personal holiday preparations and an amusing exploration of inherited business clients, we offer a blend of wit and insight, pondering everything from hidden party behaviors to the awkwardness of business voicemail etiquette. With laughter as our guide, we journey through the generational gap in family interactions, recounting the chuckle...

Dec 19, 20241 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 26

Penthouse Pooper/Creatine Boys

Send us a text What if tech glitches and podcast dreams were the least of your worries? Join me as I navigate the rollercoaster of podcasting, from tackling those pesky technical challenges to dreaming big about hosting guests and attending PodFest 2025 in Orlando. Dive into my candid reflections on work, where I share the ups and downs of finding the right mentor. I share my struggles with maintaining a healthy lifestyle, all while grappling with the potential of job changes and the quirky dyna...

Dec 12, 20241 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Lizard Tongue Hellions

Send us a text Balancing the chaos of year-end work demands with personal health goals can feel like a circus act, especially when the only sound guidance is your squeaky office chair. Let's face it, the path to professional growth isn't always neatly paved, and sometimes, it's littered with comical mispronunciations that can turn a routine training session into an unforgettable day. Ever wonder why movie trailers give away the whole plot or why some people still insist on buying paper tickets i...

Dec 05, 202452 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Death by Deliciousness

Send us a text Why did Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi choose the UK as their new home? Is it a simple retirement plan or a politically driven move in the wake of Trump's election? We dive into these questions and explore the aftermath of Ellen's controversial career, dissecting the public's skepticism and the accusations that led to her talk show's cancellation. We consider the broader trend of Americans moving abroad, reflecting on the cultural and political nuances that such a decision en...

Nov 28, 202457 minSeason 1Ep. 23

'Ill-ions

Send us a text What if social media could skew your priorities and alter your view of family dynamics? We unravel this and more with hilarious anecdotes from my grandmother’s infamous Facebook oversharing, leading to laughable celebrity rumors about Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. As Thanksgiving approaches, we share tales of awkward friendships and reminisce about past relationship quirks, peppered with pop culture musings and a comedic critique of Whoopi Goldberg's public persona. Ever been stuc...

Nov 21, 202459 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Caramel Clusterf***s

Send us a text What if navigating the chaos of everyday life could be just as thrilling as a weekend blockbuster? We tackle the complexities of friendships with a humorous anecdote about a misunderstanding over dating choices, and share a tale of a disastrous weekend filled with food delivery fiascos and household calamities. From misinterpreted texts to comic kitchen disasters, it's a reminder that life is anything but dull. Switching gears, we balance the tightrope of online etiquette in polit...

Nov 13, 20241 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 21

Naked Handstands

Send us a text What if a simple name change could set the stage for a whole new podcast experience? As we embark on this rebranded journey, we unravel the stories behind the fresh identity and share a glimpse into the humorous world of remote work and virtual training, courtesy of the ever-entertaining antics of Jamar. We’ll also discuss why we can’t have nice things during a night out on Halloween in Orlando. Switching gears, join us in our gaming adventures, where we navigate the quirky world ...

Nov 06, 20241 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 20

DeLuLu Linda

Send us a text Imagine wrestling with a new recording app while nursing a cold and trying to keep a straight face as your eccentric coworker, George, panics over yet another tech issue. From the enticements of social media and TV binges to the amusing interventions of tech support, we chronicle our adventures in navigating work life and technology, with a dash of absurdity courtesy of George's antics. Our journey takes a sharp turn as we explore the boundaries of reality with tales of deception ...

Nov 01, 202458 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Sweet OMG Bobby

Send us a text Between swimmer's ear and catfishing let's bring some light to support teams and navigating new endeavors with me exiting my role as an Account Manager and venturing into the unknown of Implementation. We discuss being stuck in space for more than necessary and how movies prepare us to deal with situations of the unknown and apocalyptic situations. Finally, let's discuss Netflix's newest doc to blow my mind "Sweet Bobby: My Catfish Nightmare," which tells the story of a woman who ...

Oct 24, 202458 minSeason 1Ep. 18

From Ants to Intimacy

Send us a text Dealing with a bug invasion has turned into an unexpected obsession! From my daily work routine handling casework over tedious calls to battling ants and researching insects, life has been anything but dull. Join me as I share insights into family dynamics, particularly a heartfelt conversation with my grandmother about her birthday and the frustrations of managing chronic conditions with inadequate health insurance. We'll also be discussing relationships and intimacy issues and t...

Aug 08, 202451 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Cannibal Gut Instincts

Send us a text Today we're talking about Shia LeBeouf and Mia Goth's relationship and asking why we care so much about what he did. Discussing what happened to Armie Hammer and how he's glad accusations came out to dethrone him from Hollywood. Women needing to listen to their gut instincts and what kind of friend I am to those who don't. Grab your blankeys and some snacks and let's get to it! Follow me on: Twitch: cocoabean30 TikTok: cocoabean34 Support the show If you like this show and all it'...

Aug 01, 202458 minSeason 1Ep. 16

Sexy Bug Parties/Kramer Unplugged

Send us a text Let's discuss the mating patterns of flying ants and how I get a front row seat to their activities. We'll also discuss Michael Richards coming out of hiding with a new book and him discussing the "incident" of 2006. We'll remember 9/11 with my POV as a NYC resident. Lastly, we'll circle back to one of my favorite people and the long awaited snap. Support the show If you like this show and all it's shenanigans, please feel free to give a follow over on Twitch and Tiktok (it's more...

Jul 12, 20241 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Tube Sock Kitties

Send us a text Hey people! We're back from another mini-break and discussing more things JLo. From the MetGala to her peers making comments on her lately. Ticketmaster letting us know what's going on with her concerts and how she doesn't "show up," anymore like she used to. Then we discuss tampon money and the Facebook group I am in and how people's dating stuff in 2024 makes me happy with where I am in life. I discuss some mini adulting done over the weekend and more work shenanigans. Grab your...

Jun 04, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Who's Next?

Send us a text This week we're discussing the hip hop beef between Kendrick, Drake and now Macklemore?! We discuss what happened to Wendy Williams and how to not act at a Publix at 7:00am. Facebook groups and homewrecker songs on Spotify. Tune in if you want to know what toilet nuggets are. Follow me on: Twitch: cocobean30 Tiktok: cocoabean34 Support the show If you like this show and all it's shenanigans, please feel free to give a follow over on Twitch and Tiktok (it's more of this!) Twitch: q...

May 08, 202434 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Exposed 2024

Send us a text This week we take a deep dive into "Diddy News," and some JLo nonsense. Comparing Cassie versus Diddy and Amber versus Johnny. Then we talk about amnesia artist Jason Derulo and confident as hell 50 Cent and their takes on the Diddy allegations. Let's travel to some good ole' fashioned work stories as we discuss the best conversation about soda and why people who give 3/10 get what they pay for. Follow me on: Twitch: cocoabean30 Tiktok: cocoabean34 Support the show If you like thi...

Apr 10, 202443 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Murder O'Clock

Send us a text Let's discuss how true crime podcasts make no sense with the timing of their crimes and some bottomless drinking at my grandmother's (of all places). We'll also discuss how my mother is wrong about the movie "65," with Adam Driver. Go down the rabbit-hole with me on some true crime docs on Netflix, "The Program," "Escaping Twin Flames," and "Tell Me Who I Am." Follow me on: Twitch: cocoabean30 Tiktok: cocoabean34 Support the show If you like this show and all it's shenanigans, ple...

Apr 02, 202443 minSeason 1Ep. 11
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