State of the World! A U.S. nuclear submarine is allowed to dock in Reykjavik! Greece's new tourist tax will cause significant issues for cruise lines and their passengers. Hilton adds yet another brand to their 24-brand portfolio! Your suitcase is not your friend! It carries more than a toilet seat!
Jul 10, 2025•33 min
Celebrity Infinity is stuck in Kusadasi after a small fire damages the electrical system. Regent Seven Seas is not Ultra-Luxury, and Oceania is Luxury? A Carnival guest gets sunburned, and it is everyone else's fault! TSA now says you can leave your shoes on at the airport! Low-life Houthis kill three sailors after an attack in the Red Sea!
Jul 09, 2025•33 min
Serenade of the Seas is stuck in Vancouver, and the guests are stuck on the ship! Pittsburgh International Airport is at the forefront of technology and innovation. Yinz better catch up! Cruise guests on a bus to Georgia forced to stand in the grass and watch their bus burn! NCL cancels 40 cruises after deciding to swap homeports for two mega-mothers!
Jul 08, 2025•33 min
The U.S. Travel Association President Freeman is not happy that Trump raised the cost of a travel visa! Azamara Onward suffers a Norovirus outbreak! The entire Board of Directors of the Hawaii Tourism Authority resigns! Southwest President Bob Johnson is in favor of baggage fees! Is the Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection market, The Rich and Famous?
Jul 07, 2025•31 min
Royal Caribbean's Captain made the Mayor of Nice very angry! Fantastic!! The 226,000-ton Harmony of the Seas loses power, and that does not create Harmony! Moron Alert: American Airlines turns around due to a nosy seatmate and poor decisions! The EU believes airlines should prioritize social responsibility over profit, focusing on what the EU deems fair and just.
Jul 05, 2025•33 min
A spy ring targeting cruise ships? The Guru doesn't think so! Major cruise lines invest in the Grand Bahamas shipyard and will have their own repair shop! Fuuhgeddabout! A cruise ship can not even make a change while in Italian waters! The British government should stay out of airline issues that do not involve safety.
Jul 04, 2025•34 min
US Coast Guard rescues a family of three hundreds of miles from the mainland! A Norwegian Bliss in Alaska goes missing after going hiking! Frontier Airlines has the best carbon emission record. But, do you know if the small seats are comfortable? Broward County Sheriff disputes rumor about the five-year-old who fell off the Disney Dream! Prices for the Dottie's Last Hurrah cruise on Oceania Insignia are the lowest ever!
Jul 03, 2025•34 min
Oceania's flash sale offers cruisers amazing prices! Should the US taxpayer pay to promote private industry? Royal Caribbean's private island prices make Disney look cheap! Guests on P&O who got Norovirus are suing the line! Good luck with that! Crystal gets financing for the two new builds!
Jul 02, 2025•33 min
Another solarium glass shatters on the Symphony of the Seas! Are authorities in Honduras requiring a measles vaccine to visit? A father jumps into the water after his daughter falls off the ship on Disney! The Supreme Court refuses to hear American Airlines' appeal of a district court Judge's stupid decision!
Jul 01, 2025•31 min
Do pilots and flight attendants really have sex while the plane is on autopilot? San Juan receives approval to reopen mega-ship pier after finally getting it right! A freak hailstorm shuts down Atlanta airport and causes hundreds of cancellations! The Guru says Cannes is overrated and mega-cruisers aren't missing anything!
Jun 30, 2025•35 min
Waldorf Astoria is getting into the cruise business in a small way! Ever heard of Voco hotels? Neither did the Guru! Cruise guests in Alaska were involved in a school bus crash! Accidents happen! Royal Caribbean overbooks again! Great deal for some!
Jun 28, 2025•31 min
Virgin Voyages CEO and the Guru have different views of the line's start-up success! Does anyone stay at a resort for the art, rather than the food and service? Viking takes delivery of another cookie-cutter ocean ship! Delta will fly non-stop to Rome and Barcelona from Seattle in 2026.
Jun 27, 2025•35 min
United is bragging about a new app that tells you whether you are lucky enough to make your connection! U.S. Customs and Border Patrol push back against a Norwegian citizen denied entry over a picture of the VP! Ben Gurion Airport reopens after a ceasefire is put in place! A British cruiser loses her mind and posts pictures of the jewelry she stole from a store she managed!
Jun 26, 2025•31 min
When will the Suez Canal be safe to transit? NTSB praises the flight crew but slams Boeing for plug popping Alaska Airlines flight! Disney Cruise Line raises specialty restaurant prices again! A new turnaround port in Canada is only 33 nautical miles from Vancouver! Convenient?
Jun 25, 2025•31 min
Are the Houthis finally finished annoying the shipping industry? Some Visa and green card holders are afraid to travel internationally! Then don't! A bunch of Chefs will be the Godparents of Oceania Allura! Let's eat! Cruise ship guests will now pay 20 euros to visit Santorini! Not the Guru!
Jun 24, 2025•36 min
Carnival guests switching to MSC to receive the same or better status! Oceania chefs got it right with Nikkei cuisine!! The Orient Express Corinthian was floated out this week, soon to join the crowded luxury cruise market! Carnival boss seems to be backtracking on the loyalty rewards changes!
Jun 23, 2025•33 min
Canada's Competition Board recommends giving international airlines domestic routes! Thousands of tourists in Israel are trying to make their way out of Israel! Carnival Cruise Line execs are already hinting about changes to their new loyalty rewards program! The US Government places more sanctions on anyone helping the Holy Hemorrhoids!
Jun 21, 2025•32 min
Oceania is adding Nikkei dishes, a fusion of Japanese and Peruvian cultures! US Travel CEO says the media is hyping a slight drop in travel to hurt the administration! Carnival Cruise loyalty program changes will leave some cruisers short-changed! The points guy says that Delta is the number one airline again this year!
Jun 20, 2025•35 min
Live out your life on a ship? Not for the Guru! It's 2005, and port officials in Invergordon can not figure out how many shuttle buses to order! Drinking and driving a freighter drunk was not a good idea for this Russian Captain! Another arrest in Alaska of a cruise passenger using fraudulent identification!
Jun 19, 2025•30 min
Seabourn is elevating its food operations to the next level! The Crown Iris rescues 1500 students caught in the middle of the Israel-Iran war! Victoria Cruise Lines hints that it is Trump's fault their ship did not sail! Labor unions for hotel and farmworkers are whining about all the
Jun 18, 2025•34 min
Canadians are slowly returning to the USA for vacation! Cunard's new advertising does not make sense! US air traffic controllers still use floppy discs and run Windows 95!! French workers at the Louvre go on strike because they have to work too hard!
Jun 17, 2025•38 min
One Carnival guest wants Happy Birthday singing banned! The Trump administration has put a hold on ICE raids at farms, hotels, and restaurants! Using the USB at an airport to charge your phone could be dangerous! The 13K Elvis suite at the Westgate is only 20K per night but it sleeps ten!
Jun 16, 2025•35 min
Air India offers an insulting $118,000 to the families of the victims of the crash of the 787-8 Dreamliner! Israel closes Ben-Gurion airport following the attack on Iran! Virgin Voyages cancels long cruises in England for shorter cruises in the Med! Hotels and restaurants are forced to hire legal employees!
Jun 14, 2025•34 min
A Florida man is convicted of fraud for impersonating a pilot and a flight attendant to get free flights! The Los Angeles Tourism Board stated that LA is safe, despite the presence of the National Guard and burning cars. Going to Alaska this summer? Try drinking KUUK water! Regent's new two-bedroom 8,794 ft. room suite will feature a private elevator
Jun 13, 2025•31 min
The nominee for head of the FAA is not convinced that 1500 hours of pilot training is that important! A recent study revealed that Disney parks have a $67 billion economic impact. Silver Airways, a regional carrier in Florida, shuts down without notice, leaving customers stranded. High winds caused a Condor flight to take 32 hours to complete a 3 1/2 flight!
Jun 12, 2025•36 min
A fight erupts on Carnival, and guests are banned for life! Carnival Corp. saved $250 million by serving smaller portions! JetBlue will match high-level status on Delta and American! Tourists were running for their lives when Mt. Etna erupted!
Jun 11, 2025•34 min
Oceania's new build Sonata will be bigger and better with a revolutionary design! The Trump Administration lifts the ban on supersonic flights over land! The Guru likes the Customs and Border Protection's mobile applications! MSC is adding a Yacht Club section to the fifteen-year-old M/S Magnifica! The Brand USA budget will be cut by 80% with the new spending bill!
Jun 10, 2025•33 min
Crew member falls overboard in port in Crete and is recovered! Delta's baby plane subsidiary cancels 150 flights for wi-fi maintenance! Moron alert! Some flyers presented their Costco card as their Real ID! No Surprise! Cruise ship guests are spending more for better treatment and smaller tours!
Jun 09, 2025•42 min
Royal Caribbean pioneer stepping down as Chairman of the Board! Can the cruise industry grow fast enough to keep filling these mega-mothers? Explora Journeys' head food guy receives a high honor among chefs! The Crown Princess lists 7 degrees and breaks a few bottles!
Jun 07, 2025•33 min
Royal Caribbean cancels calls to Juneau! Fee war? Scottish politicians are considering charging cruise ship guests a fee to visit. Diana Ross will be the Godmother of the Star of the Seas! ASTA is not happy about the U.S. ban on visitors from unfriendly countries!
Jun 06, 2025•36 min