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No M@MeS Monday

Juan Barraza... cohost: Jose Moralespodcasters.spotify.com
Join Juan Barraza and co-host Jose Morales every Monday for "No Mames Monday." We're here to bring you some of the funniest headlines, viral moments from TikTok, and more. Our mission is to get you motivated and energized for the start of the week. Mondays can be rough, but with Juan and Jose, you'll start your week with a smile and a burst of energy.
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Episodes

#104. “Deleted Files, Hurt Egos & a 9-Year-Old Behind the Wheel!”

Juan explains the unexpected chaos from last week’s show—everything was mysteriously deleted from his computer, and nothing could be salvaged. Joey, who stepped in last episode, is very agitated and thinks Juan doesn’t want him on the podcast anymore, especially since he feels he did a great job. While Juan agrees Joey did well, that doesn’t mean Joey gets to take over No Mames Monday entirely! We also dive into a jaw-dropping story of a nine-year-old who drove himself to school after missing th...

Apr 14, 202534 min

#102.No Juan, No Problem—Tony DeLeon Joins the Chaos!

Juan was caught up with a busy weekend and couldn’t make it to this episode, but Jose (or Joey) kept the show rolling! He brought back Tony DeLeon for another round of No Mames Monday , delivering the usual laughs, wild takes, and unfiltered conversation. Don’t miss it!

Mar 25, 202532 min

#100. Blake Combs Joins the Show: From Kansas to Missouri – First In-Studio Guest

Welcome back to No Mames Podcast! It’s Monday, which means it’s time for No Mames Monday ! We had an eventful weekend, and to kick things off, we brought Blake back on the show for a little episode while he was at my house. Originally, we planned to have his dad on as well, but that didn’t quite work out—I’ll explain more about that in the next episode, so stay tuned! Big shoutout to everyone who’s been watching and supporting the show—we appreciate y’all! Now, let’s get into it!...

Mar 10, 202529 min

#99. No Mames Monday: Parking Struggles, Infidelity, and Juan Goes Live!

On today’s No Mames Monday , Juan officially did his first TikTok live—big thanks to Jose for the assist! We also break down a trucker’s attempt to help a lady park at a rest area and dive into the wild story of a woman discovering her husband’s four-year affair. Plus, more crazy speculations from Juan and Jose—tune in to hear it all!

Mar 01, 202556 min

#98.No Mames! Sending Your Teen Away, Freaky Dreams & Trump’s Money Moves!

Welcome back to No Mames Monday ! Today, Juan and Jose dive into a hot debate—would you let your 16-year-old daughter go on a trip with her friends? And if so, would you hand her $200? We also get into the wild world of dreams, including Juan’s creepy ones. Plus, since Jose’s a proud Democrat, what will he do with the stimulus check if Papi Trump hands one out in the future? Tune in for all the laughs and speculation!

Feb 24, 20251 hr

#97. Internet Struggles, Stepping It Up, and a Disturbing Encounter

juan finally got internet at his house, but now he’s struggling to remember how to set everything up—don’t worry, it’ll come back to us! Today, Jose and I catch up on life, talk about what’s been going on, and reflect on how we’ve been stepping it up out there. Also, I ran into a couple that, in my opinion, was straight-up child abuse—yeah, we gotta talk about that. We’re trying to get back to that energy we had before because, honestly, we kind of lost our motive—but trust us, we’re making a co...

Feb 17, 202528 min

#95 Road Rage Knockout: She Swung First, He Swung Last – Plus Juan’s Plumbing Panic & Jose’s Courtroom Clash

In this episode of No Mames Monday , Juan is still trying to figure out his internet situation while Jose gives an update on his court date as he fights for 50/50 custody of his kid. The guys also discuss a wild road rage incident where a woman threw a punch at a man—only to get knocked out in return. Plus, Juan had a near-disaster when the town he delivers plumbing to completely lost its water supply.

Feb 03, 202534 min

#94.“Moving Madness: Immigration Insights and No Internet Woes”

On this week’s No Mames Monday , Jose and I keep it short and sweet—under 20 minutes—since I’m in the middle of moving to a new house and won’t have internet for a while. Despite the time crunch, we dive into the latest on immigration and share our thoughts. Tune in for a quick but meaningful episode!

Jan 27, 202517 min

#93. Blake Combs Returns: Homeschool to High School Hustle!”

In today’s No Mames Monday episode, Blake Combs makes his long-awaited return! This time, he shares the big news about leaving the homeschool lifestyle and preparing to dive headfirst into high school. Tune in as we explore his thoughts on the transition, swap stories, and add our usual humor to the mix. Don’t miss it!

Jan 20, 202548 min

#92. “Coke Cans, California Fires, and KSV Chaos”

In this episode of No Mames Monday , we dive into the chaos of California fires, including those blazing in downtown LA. The KSV podcast drama heats up as we address the latest beef. Plus, we break down a wild video of a girl hustling her EBT card to turn Coca-Cola cans into cash—literally. Don’t miss this fiery and funny discussion!

Jan 13, 202536 min

#90: 🎉 New Year, Same Madness – Laughs, Lessons, and Big Goals Ahead! 🌟”

Welcome back to No Mames Monday ! This week, Joey and Juan are kicking off the New Year with a bang! We’re looking back at some of our wildest and funniest moments from past episodes, reflecting on all the laughs, drama, and chaos we’ve shared. Plus, we’re diving into what we hope to achieve in the year ahead—new goals, bigger plans, and of course, more ridiculous headlines to keep you entertained. Grab your coffee, start your week with us, and let’s ring in the New Year together!

Dec 30, 202457 min

#89.“Special Guest Dalton Knox: Christmas Theories and Crazy Tangents”

Welcome back to another episode of No Mames Monday ! Today’s show is full of surprises. Blake was supposed to join us with a Christmas theory, but he got grounded—classic. So instead, we’re excited to bring in a new guest, Dalton Knox, straight out of Greenwood County, Kansas. We started with some Christmas questions, but as always, we took a few detours into all kinds of random topics. Thanks for tuning in, and a big shoutout to all our everyday listeners. Let’s dive in!”...

Dec 23, 20241 hr 20 min

#88: Music, Missteps, and Millennial Meets Gen Z – Special Guest Allie Reeves Steals the Spotlight

In today’s episode, Juan and Jose welcome a very special guest, Allie Reeves ! We dive into her latest song, recently released on YouTube, and talk about her bold attempt to sing in Spanish—fingers crossed she’ll master it in the future! Plus, we introduce a fun segment where Alligator schools us on the latest youngster lingo. You don’t want to miss this one—get ready to laugh, learn, and start your week off right!

Dec 16, 202452 min

87. Amazon Adventures and Midwest Persuasion

In today’s episode, Juan and José kick things off by hilariously impersonating George, the Amazon driver! The laughs continue as they discuss a wild story about an Amazon driver caught in a hit-and-run—who just didn’t seem to care. Plus, Juan keeps trying to convince José to visit the Midwest (and who can blame him?). Thank you for tuning in and for all your support! Don’t forget to share your thoughts and follow us for more!

Dec 09, 202429 min

#86: Paychecks, Impressions, and TikTok Shade – A Freestyle Monday

“Today’s episode was a laid-back freestyle session! Joe and Juan went off script, skipping the usual headlines. Instead, Juan gave Joey a sneak peek at his paycheck, and Joey nearly lost it seeing that UPS money. The duo also cracked up impersonating George and throwing in some hilarious impressions. Juan couldn’t resist tossing a little dirt at a TikToker, keeping things spicy. A random, raw, and ridiculously funny episode—don’t miss it!”

Dec 02, 202438 min

#85.Thanksgiving Special: Festivities, Social Media Buzz, and Joey’s Alien Theories

In today’s episode of No Mames Monday, Joey and I dive into the Thanksgiving spirit, sharing thoughts on festive traditions and family gatherings. We also discuss a question I recently posed on social media that sparked a lot of engagement and feedback—thank you to everyone who chimed in! To top it off, Joey brings back one of his favorite topics: aliens. Are they out there, and what do they have to do with Thanksgiving? Tune in to find out! Wishing all our listeners a happy and safe Thanksgivin...

Nov 25, 202433 min

#84. Off the Cuff Chaos: José and Juan Unfiltered 🎙️

In this episode, José and Juan decided to switch things up and dive into a conversation about… absolutely nothing! That’s right, no script, no agenda—just pure freestyle as we go with the flow. Whether it’s random thoughts, funny tangents, or unexpected debates, you never know what’s coming next. So sit back, relax, and join us for this off-the-cuff journey. We hope you guys enjoy it as much as we did putting it together. Let’s get into it!

Nov 18, 20241 hr 18 min

#82.“Falling with Style: Amazon Mishaps and Pranks from the Chi”

Welcome to No Mames Monday! We’re back with another wild episode to kick off your week with laughter. Today, Jose is giving his two cents on an Amazon driver who took a spill on black ice but somehow stayed cool, calm, and collected about it. Plus, we’re excited to check in with our favorite Chicago store clerk, who’s at it again with another hilarious prank on his customers. As always, we appreciate each and every one of you for tuning in, for all your support, and for keeping the laughs rollin...

Nov 04, 202434 min

#81.“Into the Haunted Unknown: A Special Halloween Edition Featuring KSV.

Welcome back, mamones and mamonas, to No Mames Monday! In today’s episode, we’re bringing you our very first Halloween special! We’re teaming up for a spooky collab with the KSV podcast, so get ready for some chills and thrills. We’re diving deep into the world of gnomes, spooky scenarios, and all things Halloween. Jose even had a brush with the paranormal when one of his kid’s toys turned on by itself—freaky, right? And of course, we had to talk about witches and other creepy stuff that’ll make...

Oct 28, 202435 min

#80. Deer vs. UPS: Spooked Deliveries and an Amazon Bathroom Blunder

In today’s hilarious episode, Jose and Juan dive into a wild story about a UPS delivery driver who got spooked when a deer jumped out of the bushes mid-delivery. The driver panicked so much that he dropped the package where he stood and bolted. The guys debate whether the driver came back to properly deliver the package or left it for good! Following that, they share a jaw-dropping tale of an Amazon driver caught taking a dump inside a customer’s house. It’s so crazy, you’ll have to hear it to b...

Oct 21, 202436 min

#79.The Dingy Ling Dilemma: Waking Up to Chaos and JOP 101 Breakdown

Today’s No Mames Monday dives into the hilarious hypothetical: what if you woke up with a “dingy ling?” Juan and Jose break down the comedic possibilities. Jose also educates everyone on JOP (Jesús Ortiz Paz) and their history. Special thanks go out to all the “mamones and mamonas” for tuning in and keeping the fun going!

Oct 14, 202434 min

#78.No Mames Monday Meets KSV Podcast- Karina/Vanesa/Susie. Tragedy, and Pink Lighters

Today, we have a special treat—three very special guests from the podcast KSV: No Drama, No Trauma Pero Drama, hosted by Karina, Susi, and Vanessa. They’ll be sharing what their show is all about and where you can tune in to catch their latest episodes. But that’s not all! Karina, Susi, and Vanessa will also join Jose and me as we dive into some wild headlines. We’ll talk about a heartbreaking story where a woman claims her son died and then, of course, we can’t forget our favorite clerk who’s b...

Oct 07, 20241 hr 2 min

#77 – Marketplace Madness: Shocking Phone Drama, Bizarre Hiccup Cures, and Mike Tyson’s $10M Marriage Offer!

On this week’s episode of *No Mames Monday*, we’re excited to have a special guest, Dmac, joining us for some hilarious discussions! We kick things off with Mike Tyson’s wild offer of $10 million to marry his daughter—could it be real? Then, we explore a bizarre new way people are drinking Starbucks. We also dive into a hilarious Mexican conspiracy on how to cure hiccups, and in marketplace madness, a girl who dropped her new phone right after buying it goes back to the seller’s house to demand ...

Sep 30, 20241 hr 9 min

**#76 🐔 Chicken Heist and Tow Truck Disaster: A Monday Gone Wrong** 🎙️🚨

Juan starts by apologizing for what he said in the last episode, but things take a wild turn as we dive into bizarre stories. First up, a lunch lady gets busted for stealing chicken wings for personal use, followed by a man with a warrant who gets beat up by a robot cop. And if that’s not enough, we break down the crazy tale of a guy who steals a tow truck—with his own truck still hitched to it—only to flip it and damage seven cars along the way. It’s chaos, laughs, and madness all packed into t...

Sep 23, 202434 min

🎙️ "Driver in Deep: Mason’s Septic Tank Mishap and California’s Fire-Fueled Animal Drama 🔥🐾

This week on *No Mames Monday*, we dive into the craziest headlines yet! Ever wonder what it's like when a driver accidentally falls into a septic tank hole? We'll talk about one unlucky Mason driver who did just that. Plus, the ongoing fires in California are devastating homes and wildlife—how are people coping? And in a bizarre turn of events, some residents are reportedly eating ducks and cats for survival! Tune in for our signature mix of humor, hot takes, and unscripted debates on the wilde...

Sep 16, 202438 min
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