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Beef's Golf Club

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How do you become a member of the world's greatest golf club? We're glad you asked. Welcome to Beef's Golf Club, a place where anyone can get involved. Whether you are an experienced golfer, a total amateur, or you just want to give it a go… this is the club for you. Join us every week, as European Tour winner Beef Johnston and his golf fanatic friend John Robins unpick the wonderful world of golf. There will be guests, there will be laughs, and there will be excellent chat about what it's like to be an actual professional golfer. To become a member of Beef's Golf Club, simply subscribe and enjoy the podcast.
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Episodes

Classic BGC: The First Tee

Beef's Golf Club is closed for the winter! Beef and John will be back next year with more phenomenal golfing guests, upgrades at the club and tales of Beef's antics out on tour. So today, we're treating you to a classic BGC throwback, right where it all began on the very first tee! In this episode, Beef's Golf Club is born, the shank gong is created and Beef tells us about the time he ripped his trousers at an event, just before his tee time. If you have never listened to the back catalogue, go ...

Nov 05, 202448 minSeason 4Ep. 22

Wentworth madness, an injury update and the biggest achievement of Beef’s career

While John is holding the fort back at BGC, Beef is here to give us an update on what he has been doing on tour over the last month, including a bonkers four days at Wentworth, and an injury update. Having called it a day on this season, he also reflects on what he believes has been his biggest achievement in his career so far. If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more content, follow us on social media @beefsgolfclub, and to get in touc...

Oct 16, 202440 minSeason 4Ep. 21

Classic BGC: Golf Bags ft. Romesh Ranganathan

Beef is in Madrid, following a last minute call up and successful weekend at Wentworth last weekend! So, we're digging into the archives to bring you members an all time classic Beef's Golf Club episode. This was the first time John unwrapped his chipper, sparking a legendary debate at the club. Beef also told us about his scrotum ball bag holder, we designed the dream golf bag/BBQ and we hosted one of the countries top comedians at the club, Romesh Ranganathan. Enjoy! If you are new to Beef's G...

Sep 25, 20241 hr 3 minSeason 4Ep. 20

Beef's Tour Diaries | Royal County (Pants) Down

Golf is a cruel game, full of ups and downs, as the chairman found out in Ireland last weekend! Beef is here with Caddy Jess and Producer Ryan to discuss a tough weekend at Royal County Down, and to brighten the mood with some phenomenal listener questions and memories of Wentworth ahead of the BMW this weekend. If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more content, follow us on social media @beefsgolfclub, and to get in touch, email beef@cr...

Sep 18, 202443 minSeason 4Ep. 19

Beef’s Tour Diaries | European Masters Reaction and Irish Open Preview!

Beef is back! After two strong performances at The Belfry and in Crans, Switzerland, Beef and his caddy Jess reflect on an emotional return to form. We get a blow-by-blow account of Beef’s incredible 3rd place finish last weekend, hear about some dodgy pizza choices and find out why Beef had checked out of his hotel mid tournament at the British Masters. If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more content, follow us on social media @beefsg...

Sep 11, 202446 minSeason 4Ep. 18

Beef sets a new course record at the Czech Masters!

Beef is on the road, and his here to discuss THAT weekend at the Czech Masters last weekend. The highs of Friday and the tricky back 9 on Sunday. In this episode we meet Beef's Caddy, who he's known since way back, when they used to drive to amateur tournaments in a bright orange Peugeot 109 together! They talk about how their relationship works, the perils of travelling and how to keep Beef calm on the course. If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all we...

Aug 21, 202446 minSeason 4Ep. 17

Beef Stock 24 part three: The Champions BBQ, the Beef gravy jug and the greatest confession in BGC history

Beef Stock 24 is brought to you by American Golf. Visit their website here: https://www.americangolf.co.uk/ The final part of Beef Stock 24 is upon us. Heroes are made, friendships are formed, hearts are broken and a winner is crowned (after a thorough inspection of their handicap). The players enjoy the champions BBQ and the presentation ceremony, which features some incredible prizes and the greatest confession in the history of Beef's Golf Club. If you would like to get 15% off your next roun...

Aug 14, 202451 minSeason 4Ep. 16

Beef Stock 24 part two: You've never seen drama like this before

Beef Stock 24 is brought to you by American Golf. Visit their website here: https://www.americangolf.co.uk/ You could cut this tension with a knife. The competition is well under way, and the drama out on the course is escalating. Front runners emerge, and handicaps are being questioned... it appears we have some bandits in our midst. There is also a BGC mystery, as it is revealed that someone has smashed the 'Have a look in the mirror, mate' mirror. While the culprit is at large, Beef is off di...

Aug 07, 202453 minSeason 4Ep. 15

Beef Stock 24 part one: The greatest event in golf is back

Beef Stock 24 is brought to you by American Golf. Visit their website here: https://www.americangolf.co.uk/ Welcome to golf's fifth major! The most exciting event in the golfing calendar... it's Beef Stock. Beef, John and 110 members of the club are down at Essendon Golf Club, all ready to write their names into the BGC history books. The fillet course is ready, and based around it is a trick shot show, a world long drive finalist, an ice cream van, some CCTV bunkers, a beer trike and a shank go...

Jul 31, 202455 minSeason 4Ep. 14

Best of the Guests: Jimmy Anderson's trapdoor, Romesh's lying booth and the greatest rules added to BGC

While the chairman is on a plane back from America, Beef Stock bound, we're revisiting some of the best moments from our previous guest episodes, and looking back at some of the rules and idea's they brought to Beef's Golf Club. Anyone remember Jimmy Anderson's Trapdoor? Romesh's green screen of deception? Kunal's hole in one rule? Lydia Ko's corn dogs? A blast down memory lane with some of our favourite members, enjoy! If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you a...

Jul 24, 202454 minSeason 4Ep. 13

Kentucky Fried Beef and The Open Preview

Beef is on the road again, travelling to Lake Utah for one final event, before returning for Beef Stock next week. He tells us about his recent escapades in Kentucky (whether he found the KFC petrol station or not) and we look ahead to the final major of the year, The Open this weekend. Plus, Beef and John answer your questions, including the best footballing golfers, llamas as caddies and a troubling report of 'The Aussie Beef Golf'. If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get ...

Jul 17, 202443 minSeason 4Ep. 12

Beef making Cuts and hanging out with Gareth Bale

Beef is on fire. Not literally, but he is back on the DP World Tour circuit, playing well and making cuts. He's currently jet lagged in Kentucky, and is here to fill John in on what he's been up to, which includes visiting a KFC petrol station, and hanging out with Gareth Bale. We also have very exciting Beef Stock updates, which is only 2 weeks away! If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more content, follow us on social media @beefsgolf...

Jul 11, 202441 minSeason 4Ep. 11

Jimmy Bullard: Soft lemons, buggy surfing and the greatest golfing footballers

We've got another new member in the clubhouse today, footballing legend and scratch golfer... Jimmy Bullard! He's here to tell us all about his shenanigans filming Golf Life with Tubes and Ange, the best golfing footballers and how he would like to ban hybrids fro, golf. He also has a wealth of golfing terms that we have never heard... which makes for a very funny quiz. To give Jimmy's new podcast 'FC Bullard' a listen, click here: https://podfollow.com/1740129741 If you are new to Beef's Golf C...

Jul 02, 202446 minSeason 4Ep. 10

Club Business: The 'Steak Tartare' course, an ice cream van and the ultimate boardgames cupboard

There is business to attend to, as the Beef's Golf Club inbox continues to fill up. What would feature in the Beef's Golf Club Ice Cream van? What makes the dream golfer? And which board games are available at the club on a rainy day? Plus, there is a development regarding the nudest golf course at the club... If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more content, follow us on social media @beefsgolfclub, and to get in touch, email beef@crow...

Jun 25, 202440 minSeason 4Ep. 9

Ben Youngs: An ideas machine with a 64 degree wedge

This week, Beef and John are joined by England Rugby legend, Ben Youngs. Not only is he the most capped England player of all time, he is also a golfing ideas machine, bringing some of the best suggestions we've ever seen at Beef's Golf Club. Not only that, he also owns a 64 degree wedge, which he 'could probably hit over the Eiffel Tower'. To check out Ben's podcast, For The Love Of Rugby, click here: https://podfollow.com/loveofrugby If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get...

Jun 18, 202444 minSeason 4Ep. 8

Beef is back on tour!

What has our chairman been up to? Well, firstly, he made a successful comeback on the DP World Tour, narrowly missing the cut by one. More importantly, he is here to tell us about hitting the shank gong for the first time since 2016 during a practise round. Meanwhile, John has been busy adding a trophy to the BGC cabinet, by winning Taskmaster, so there is an awful lot to catch up on... If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more content, ...

Jun 11, 202440 minSeason 4Ep. 7

The Beef 100 Club: Has John deserted the chipper forever?

The Beef 100 Club is back! In this episode, we hear from members who are on their journey to breaking 100, and we give out advice for those new to playing golf as well. We hear from BGC legend James Henshaw on the moment he achieved that fateful milestone, AND we learn if John has actually ditched the chipper community forever... If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more content, follow us on social media @beefsgolfclub, and to get in to...

May 08, 202447 minSeason 4Ep. 6

Confessions: Some of the most serious golfing sins we have ever heard

Father Beef is back in the confessions booth at the club, ready to absolve members of their golfing sins, or to condemn them with a suitable punishment. There are some serious sins on the agenda today, including never playing the ball as it lies, allowing your friend to be stung by nettles, and stamping on a fellow golfers wayward tee shot. Plus, our very own John has a confession of his own... If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more c...

May 01, 202445 minSeason 4Ep. 5

Max Fosh: Pro-am pranks, a nudest links course and the 'Total Body Annihilation Roast'

We have a new member joining us in the clubhouse, YouTuber Max Fosh! Max is our first left handed guest (John was delighted) and he is here to tell us all about his golfing life, including the time he played at the BMW PGA at Wentworth, and they were terrified about what pranks he was going to play. There are also a bunch of new ideas added to Beef's Golf Club, including a 'Total Body Annihilation Roast', a hot wings competition and a slightly strange idea for a nudest beach / links course hybri...

Apr 24, 202455 minSeason 4Ep. 4

Clubhouse Maintenance: Floating saunas, the ideal chocolate selection and 'Royal' Beef's Golf Club

Beef and John are back in the clubhouse, and let's face it, the place has gone to pot. So, we're having a tidy up and reinvigorating the clubhouse with fresh ideas from our members. Floating saunas? A coaching room with Jedi holograms? A trolley valet service? It's all up for grabs. Plus, we discuss the next phase of development, and how the club gets to 'Royal' status. If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more content, follow us on soci...

Apr 17, 202446 minSeason 4Ep. 3

The Masters Reaction: Are we now in the Scottie Scheffler era?

What a weekend of golf in Augusta, as Scottie Scheffler got himself his second green jacket in three years, as he won The Masters 2024. Beef is here with producer Ryan to go through all the main talking points. Are we entering an era of Scheffler dominance? Will Rory ever finally complete the majors grand slam? Did Sergio Garcia get told to 'have a look in the mirror, mate' by the Augusta National staff for his bright green and yellow outfit? All that, plus the ridiculously good Ludvig Åberg, an...

Apr 15, 202432 minSeason 4Ep. 2

The Grand Reopening of Beef's Golf Club

That's right, Beef and John are back together for the grand reopening of Beef's Golf Club. The fillet course is overgrown, the clubhouse is a mess and there is a lot of catching up to do. Where is Beef's playing career currently at? Where has John's handicap got to while he's been on tour? Is he still using the chipper? You'll hear about all of this, as well as a story about Beef nearly getting eaten by a shark, and another story about John getting injured trying to overtake a reindeer at a park...

Apr 10, 202447 minSeason 4Ep. 1

Beef makes his comeback in South Africa

Beef is back! After narrowly missing the cut at the South Africa Open, he is here to answer all your questions about his return to the tour. He also discusses sharing a comeback weekend with Tiger Woods, a close encounter with a deadly snake, and his aims for 2024. To grab our huge discount off your NordVPN plan - go to https://nordvpn.com/bgc - our code will also give you 4 additional months for free on the 2-year plan. There's no risk with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! If you are new to ...

Dec 06, 202331 minSeason 3Ep. 20

Return of the Beef (again): Our chairman is back this weekend!

Beef makes his long awaited return THIS WEEKEND. He is in South Africa, recording this episode from his hotel room (accompanied by a very loud bird outside his window) ahead of the big comeback. In this episode, he is joined by producer Ryan to chat about how his training has been going, his expectations for his first event back, and to answer some questions from our members about what we're going to see from him when he tees it up this weekend. Good to have you back, Mr. Chairman. To grab our h...

Nov 29, 202335 minSeason 3Ep. 19

Race to Dubai, Aberg on fire and Tiger’s return

Beef is edging ever closer to his return in a couple of weekends time, but first there is a lot going on in the world of golf that needs discussing. Beef is joined by Sky Sports reporter to unpick all the action from The Race to Dubai, including a fantastic Nicolai Hojgaard win and spectacular moment where Joost Luiten got three golf clubs stuck up a tree. Across the pond, Ludvig Aberg is busy being incredible, Tiger Woods prepares to make his return, and Brooks Koepka is getting stroppy with Li...

Nov 22, 202349 minSeason 3Ep. 18

Message from our chairman - where is he?

Beef is working hard on his comeback, so if you’re wondering why there haven’t been any new episodes, this 60 second message might help explain. If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more content, follow us on social media @beefsgolfclub, and to get in touch, email [email protected] You can also join our Facebook group and get involved with our community of listeners, chatting all things golf and podcast. We have brand new Beef's Go...

Nov 14, 20231 minSeason 3Ep. 17

Billy Horschel's life on tour: LIV Golf World Rankings, Tiger Woods gaming and getting under Rory McIlroy's skin

It's a big one today, because Beef is joined by one of the world's top golfers. 7 wins on the PGA Tour, 2 European wins and a Fedex Cup under his belt, plus, he is now a member at Beef's Golf Club to top it off... it's Billy Horschel! Billy talks about his life on tour, Tiger Woods playing Call of Duty and being a die hard West Ham Fan. He also talks about double stuffed Oreos a lot, and a very funny spat with Rory McIlory back in the day, as well as some more serious chat on the LIV golfers and...

Oct 24, 202352 minSeason 3Ep. 16

Birdie Dances, Beef Rash and Bonkers Forfeits ft. Tubes

This might be Beef's Golf Club's most bonkers episode to date. There is a new member in the clubhouse, Soccer AM and Golf Life Legend, Tubes! In this episode we discuss forfeits including buggy surfing, cracked eggs and Matt Fitzpatrick playing golf 'red arse'. There is also a new game called Beef Rash, an in depth discussion about Mango Chutney and a very serious golfing crime reported. As well as all that, Tubes talks about using golf as a tool to fight his alcohol addiction. It really is a ro...

Oct 17, 202355 minSeason 3Ep. 15

Hot tub infinity pools, tikka masalas and James Maddison's golf day ft. Chris Hughes

There is a recruitment drive happening at Beef's Golf Club, as we are on a mission to bring in some new members while John is away on tour. Everyone's favourite Love Islander joins us in the clubhouse today, it's Chris Hughes! He gives us all the golf goss from James Maddison's charity golf day, including which footballer topped it off the first tee, and which comedian had an absolute shocker. He also comes full of ideas for the club, some of which include a hot tub infinity pool, a specific tik...

Oct 10, 202355 minSeason 3Ep. 14

Ryder Cup Review: Europe win and we’re at the afterparty! (ft. Bob MacIntyre, Niall Horan and Matt Fitzpatrick’s family)

It's coming Rome! Europe won the Ryder Cup on Sunday and we were right at the heart of it all! Beef is joined by some of the European team as well as global megastars to reflect on an epic weekend of golf as the Ryder Cup yet again delivered an incredible final day. If you are new to Beef's Golf Club, give us a follow and get involved, you are all welcome. For more content, follow us on social media @beefsgolfclub, and to get in touch, email [email protected] You can also join our Facebook...

Oct 01, 202354 minSeason 3Ep. 13
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