Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” where normality and maturity is left at the door and only mindless nonsense is muttered. They say a sharks can smell blood from over 4 miles away and this is also true for special guest presenter “Big Nosed Neil” who currently has issues with a family of Foxes living under his shed, luckily Neil gets tips on how to lure them out with a Fray Bentos pie and then what to do with a grenade. Things take a sexy turn with www.monkeywank.com and we discuss se...
Jun 22, 2025•1 hr 27 min
( another issue with the video quality , apologies) Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” where normality and maturity is left at the door and only mindless nonsense is muttered. They say a sharks can smell blood from over 4 miles away and this is also true for special guest presenter “Big Nosed Neil” who currently has issues with a family of Foxes living under his shed, luckily Neil gets tips on how to lure them out with a Fray Bentos pie and then what to do with a grenade. Things take a...
Jun 21, 2025•1 hr 17 min
The boys are reminiscing about old school days so who better to join them than the poorest child ever to grow up in Tilbury, Lady P, or as the male teachers nicknamed her “Big Tits Hurdler” we discuss school lunches and unsurprisingly find out who got free dinners, there's a haunting story about an orange curd sandwich and we discuss school trends or lack of them 🤦♂️. Things get sexy with a piece of elastic when we discuss playground games and relive the Iraqi war with a ballistic missile bein...
Jun 04, 2025•1 hr 38 min
( please note, this video cuts out halfway through, due mostly to drunken usage of cameras, for the full episode you can listen to the audio version) Welcome to the least sensible podcast on the airwaves hosted by Big Pappa J and his ever loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT. This episode we see Latino Ricky Martin inviting the boys over to Rio de Janeiro for a day on the town, after some tapas food and Paso Doble dancing, the magical night ends with a visit to the “Kris Kristofferson” statue wher...
May 20, 2025•34 min
Welcome to the least sensible podcast on the airwaves hosted by Big Pappa J and his ever loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT. This episode we see Latino Ricky Martin inviting the boys over to Rio de Janeiro for a day on the town, after some tapas food and Paso Doble dancing, the magical night ends with a visit to the “Kris Kristofferson” statue where the boys remember Ricky in those Jean hot pants ❤️. On a sensible talk we discuss new themed pop up museums and get over excited about WWF heroes an...
May 20, 2025•54 min
Hey Guys So this is part 2 , similar to part 1 of course - just more shit Its a mess, but its 'our mess' - please enjoy.... Love and Respect BPJ & N-FATT
May 05, 2025•49 min
Welcome to a 90’s nostalgia podcast where the queen of Burger King Lady P joins the boys on this trip down memory lane. We start off with movie hour and discuss some 80’s classics such as Twins and Halloween….we then get back on track and things get heated when Robin Hood prince of thieves takes us on a side ways journey and we try to guess the highest grossing movies from each year. To sum up this 90’s podcast we discuss brands, chocolates, Yorkshire puddings, playing monopoly with monkeys, MKI...
May 03, 2025•1 hr 10 min
Hello and welcome to another episode of the ONE FIVE club. This podcast is designed for that short ride into work, just to take the edge off of your day.. In this episode we discuss how we would treat Sesame Street's Big Bird if we had chance to take him out for the day. If you're a fan of Big Bird, then this podcast is not for you. anyway, its just a bit of fun ( unless your Big Bird) Peace Out BPJ & NFATT
Apr 28, 2025•14 min
This episode can’t even be classed as a podcast as the boys over indulged and we forget to push record on the mics... and then passed out after 40 minutes... Putting that aside it’s a fairly interesting listen where we list of chocolate brands, 80’s fantasy films and make believe army people kitted out with food weapons and armour. We start off by discussing things that give you instant Joy and we’re sorry to say this episode is not one of those things. Luckily you don’t have to pay to listen to...
Apr 17, 2025•44 min
This episode can’t even be classed as a podcast as the boys over indulged and we forget to push record on the mics... and then passed out after 40 minutes... Putting that aside it’s a fairly interesting listen where we list of chocolate brands, 80’s fantasy films and make believe army people kitted out with food weapons and armour. We start off by discussing things that give you instant Joy and we’re sorry to say this episode is not one of those things. Luckily you don’t have to pay to listen to...
Apr 17, 2025•43 min
Welcome to the One Five Club, where we basically stick a pizza in the oven and whilst we wait 15 minutes ( it’s a fan oven) we do a podcast. This one we discuss what the cast of the Goonies might be doing now, it has elements of both nostalgia, rape and a wonderful reunion moment. Anyway, its just a bit of fun, so stick it on before you go to bed and laugh yourself to sleep….or don’t bother and go listen to Joe Rogan Love and respect x BPJ & NFATT x
Apr 11, 2025•15 min
Welcome to the Say What Podcast! On this week's episode we discuss how to dispose of dead animals by either burning on a BBQ or hiding them in a monogrammed Big Pappa J bin bag. We also discuss things that give you 'instant rage' where we give a shout out to our dumb kids and their lack of skills, unruly barmen, fireworks, wrappers in a cinema and we then go ono to ban the entire Sikh religion from the West End (well one of us does 👀) We bang out the classic rounds along with newbies “Condiment...
Apr 03, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Welcome to the Say What Podcast! On this week's episode we discuss how to dispose of dead animals by either burning on a BBQ or hiding them in a monogrammed Big Pappa J bin bag. We also discuss things that give you 'instant rage' where we give a shout out to our dumb kids and their lack of skills, unruly barmen, fireworks, wrappers in a cinema and we then go ono to ban the entire Sikh religion from the West End (well one of us does 👀) We bang out the classic rounds along with newbies “Condiment...
Apr 03, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Welcome to another episode of 'The Say What Podcast' This edition was an 'off the cuff' recording session straight after the pub, with amazingly even less planned content than normal. Its messy and offensive ( but in a fun kinda way) So if you want to hear about Cliff Richard's Stag Do, Nana's special photo album or a chimp being thrown in the M25 - then you may have struck gold. Apologies in advance and next week we will get rid of these pricks and deliver a good podcast love and best wishes as...
Mar 25, 2025•1 hr 22 min
Hello and welcome to another 15 minutes of madness -welcome to the One Five Club It’s the end of the night, so were are veryintoxicated and spend most of the time laughing at our own jokes. We discuss a pretend day out at the zoo with a local peado, great cars of the 90’s and the the pros and cons of the Sealife Centre. The some other other stuff on there too - so go have a listen ffs Much Love BPJ & NFATT
Mar 11, 2025•14 min
Welcome to the “Say What Podcast” where current affairs and political satire are always debated, in this episode for example we discuss how we’d sexually molest an unconscious E.T but then make it up to him with a trip to a BP garage. We have viewers questions where we give a hand job to our clones and also discuss how a lactating Judy Finnegan suckles a baby chimp. In a more somber round we find out why the RSPCA had been called when we start “Dog on your face” round and from this we learn BigP...
Mar 04, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Welcome to the “Say What Podcast” where current affairs and political satire are always debated, For example in this episode we discuss how we’d sexually molest an unconscious E.T but then make it up to him with a trip to a BP garage. We have viewers questions where we give a hand job to our clones and also discuss how a lactating Judy Finnegan suckles a baby chimp. In a more sombre round we find out why the RSPCA had been called when we start “Dog on your face” round and from this we learn Big ...
Mar 03, 2025•1 hr 5 min
Welcome to another episode of the ‘One Five Club’, It’s a 15 piece masterpiece, designed for a quick listen onyour way to work, or to put a smile on your face before bedtime. This episode we focus on fantasy animal porn , discussingthe best animals to make a soft porn entertainment. There is much more to this other than the above, so if youare easily offended or not into animal sex, then maybe skip it altogether. On a side note we do entertain the idea of dressing up asbeavers and seducing each ...
Feb 24, 2025•17 min
Welcome to another alcohol infused podcast from the two most untalented pricks on the airways, and no it’s not Hardcore listing. We start of on a old man Saga holiday as we list of the things to do on a Spanish holiday which nvolves eating an entire Victoria Sponge cake at Stanstead airport and not much else. We’ve got big cock small cock Rick Gervais edition where we have to male rutting giraffes swinging for glory 🤷♂️ and a small person measuring off to see who’s coming out on top in Pricki-...
Feb 18, 2025•1 hr 21 min
( we got very hammered and messed up the video settings, so please excuse the low quality sections) Welcome to another alcohol infused podcast from the two most untalented pricks on the airways, and no it’s not Hardcore listing. We start of on a old man Saga holiday as we list of the things to do on a Spanish holiday which nvolves eating an entire Victoria Sponge cake at Stanstead airport and not much else. We’ve got big cock small cock Rick Gervais edition where we have to male rutting giraffes...
Feb 18, 2025•1 hr 27 min
If you're looking for a very short podcast to listen to before you go to bed, then stop looking, slip on your headphones and drift into madness This is another 15 minutes of pure madness from the 'One Five Club', we record right towards the end of the night when its all gone very wrong.. We discuss if you could 'spot you're own cock amongst a 1,000' , and could wife pull her jugs through a empty toilet tube. and not much else really... Its offensively fun and very childish, you've been warned Lo...
Jan 28, 2025•15 min
Here we go another year and another pointless podcast from Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT where they are proud to announce they have learnt nothing from 2024 so will continue to produce the same utter rubbish for 2025. “Hey You Guys” is the cry for help that Sloth from the Goonies shouts when he gets his hand stuck in Big Pappa J’s Toilet U Bend, listen in to find out how a simple minded fool got tricked into doing jobs around the house and how he also most saved a mouse from drowning. We h...
Jan 22, 2025•1 hr 9 min
Here we go another year and another pointless podcast from Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT where they are proud to announce they have learnt nothing from 2024 so will continue to produce the same utter rubbish for 2025. “Hey You Guys” is the cry for help that Sloth from the Goonies shouts when he gets his hand stuck in Big Pappa J’s Toilet U Bend, listen in to find out how a simple minded fool got tricked into doing jobs around the house and how he also most saved a mouse from drowning. We h...
Jan 22, 2025•1 hr 10 min
Hey Gang Quite often when we finish a podcast, about an hour later we want to do a little bit more - so here it is going forward as a regular bonus section. The 'One Five' Club is a 15 minute extra piece of audio when we are really really gone.... If you are easily offended, maybe don't listen, but if you are part of the LGBT+ community then step right in as we've got you covered We discuss a lot in this short snipper including can a gay act straight, Frank Spencer's corpse , and Philippine pris...
Jan 06, 2025•17 min
🎄🎄 Christmas Special Episode 🎄🎄 Sit back and enjoy the least festive podcast ever as BPJ and NFATT start off by deciphering the differences between elf’s and elves. Ever wondered what makes the perfect Christmas Day? If so you’re out of luck as we describe a roast dinner for 30 minutes and then have an argument over Pictionary and the crumbs left on the sofa from BPJ eating Jacob’s Crackers. We round up this Yule’d timed episode by listing the number one Christmas toys throughout the years a...
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr 10 min
🎄🎄 Christmas Special Episode 🎄🎄 Sit back and enjoy the least festive podcast ever as BPJ and NFATT start off by deciphering the differences between elf’s and elves. Ever wondered what makes the perfect Christmas Day? If so you’re out of luck as we describe a roast dinner for 30 minutes and then have an argument over Pictionary and the crumbs left on the sofa from BPJ eating Jacob’s Crackers. We round up this Yule’d timed episode by listing the number one Christmas toys throughout the years a...
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Here we go gang with another instalment from the Say What Podcast duet On this episode Love is in the air with a celebrity 6 way diner date where Rosie Jones leaves her disability at the door and surprises everyone with a great sporting ability. We hook up celebrities, and discuss their favourite meals. As always an Eastenders cast member makes an appearance on the fans favourite “Would he Wank you off” and lest just say engine oil hands makes the perfect lubricant. We round of this podcast in h...
Dec 16, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Here we go gang with another instalment from the Say What Podcast duet On this episode Love is in the air with a celebrity 6 way diner date where Rosie Jones leaves her disability at the door and surprises everyone with a great sporting ability. We hook up celebrities, and discuss their favourite meals. As always an Eastenders cast member makes an appearance on the fans favourite “Would he Wank you off” and lest just say engine oil hands makes the perfect lubricant. We round of this podcast in h...
Dec 16, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Trouble is exactly what you get when Big Pappa J and the Notorious FATT apply for an online job interview at Colchester Zoo... as you guessed we were unsuccessful as one of us started lactating and the other killed a rutting elephant but we did get a call back interview which was nice 🐘 As you’ve already guessed this episode is as crazy as all the others, we discuss hobbies we’d like to take up and on the back of this we’ve invested in a stone tumbling machine and we start a new company called ...
Dec 02, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Trouble is exactly what you get when Big Pappa J and the Notorious FATT apply for an online job interview at Colchester Zoo... As you might have guessed they were unsuccessful as one of us started lactating and the other killed a rutting elephant but we did get a call back interview which was nice 🐘 As you’ve already guessed this episode is as crazy as all the others, we discuss hobbies we’d like to take up and on the back of this we’ve invested in a stone tumbling machine and we start a new co...
Dec 02, 2024•1 hr 9 min
