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Jul 07, 2025•3 min
108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock
Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk, Val Verde’s only classic rock station. Hosted by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock and featuring your favorite comedians, The Hawk keeps classic rock alive… on a dying medium.
108.9 The Hawk is a comedy podcast and loving parody of classic rock radio.
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Episodes
Rent On The Beach with Beth Appel
Summer rages on and the DJ’s at 108.9 The Hawk refuse to leave the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House, even if their sponsor, Toilet Clams , ate all of the house’s plumbing. But that’s okay, the guys have a new sponsor - Regal Kingdom ! The game every celebrity loves! Midge Eclair (Beth Appel) stops by the Beach House to talk about her new production of the musical, “Rent,” right on the beach of Verde Bay! Whisp Turlington drops a bombshell that he was one of the original writers of “Rent” with Jonathan...
Jul 07, 2025•52 min•Season 6Ep. 4
Classic Hawk: Val Verde's July 17th 1982 Patriotic Parade
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Val Verde's July 17th 1982 Patriotic Parade Originally Aired: 7/17/23 We sure do have a lot to celebrate in Val Verde. Our people. Our culture. Mount Hetfield. And the day that Val Verde decided to ratify the U.S. Constitution - July 17th, 1982. While other cities celebrate July 4th, we hold our celebration for thirteen extra days. And nothing says celebration quite like...
Jul 04, 2025•1 hr 7 min
Mary Grill's Having An Alien Baby
Jesus Christ! Who’s been in Whisp’s pool?! Everyone knows that the pool at the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House is reserved for Whisp ONLY. In the Local News Roundup on The Geoff and Whisp Show, the guys welcome TERA HOLEINIT (Mary Grill) a local medical coder who has been carrying an intergalactic child in her womb for the past 14 years! We know the father is Veractus Five , but how exactly are The Eagles and Whisp’s limo driver, Ritchie involved? Sponsored by: Jacoby & Breyers Funeral Home! John...
Jun 30, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Season 6Ep. 3
Hawk Rock Talk CLASSIC ALBUMS: "Boston" by Boston
Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk: Classic Albums ! We're going to be sharing more ROCK flavored episodes of 108.9 The Hawk/Hawk Rock Talk here on the main feed, but if you want to hear them early and in some cases WAAAAY early, you know you gotta subscribe to that sweet sweet Hawk Patreon. This is a good taste of the episodes you get on the Hawk Patreon, so if you love the "rock scholar" side of 108.9 The Hawk, come join us on the Hawk Patreon! BUT TODAY! Classic Albums. "Boston." By Boston . There mig...
Jun 23, 2025•58 min
CLASSIC HAWK: Lillehammer 2 with Pat Byrne
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk . Today’s Episode: Lillehammer 2 with Pat Byrne! Originally Aired: 9/11/23 The Whisp Turlington Show is back, baby! And Whisp swears he didn’t destroy the 108.9 The Hawk studios! But do we believe him? Rock legend Little Steven Van Zandt (PAT BYRNE) stops by the Rock and Roll RV with two HUGE announcements! Sponsored by: Promo Hut! Verde Lake Days Fall Concert Series! Guest Starring: Pat ...
Jun 20, 2025•45 min
Jon Daly’s Jack White: The Unpasteurized Truth
Oh, we’re still having a ball down at the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House ! This morning, Geoff and Whisp are visited again by the one and only “Jack White” ( JON DALY) ! Jack slept over at the Beach House last night and mumbled a ton of odd political talking points in his sleep, but the number one thing he wants to talk about this morning is his current tour playing Weezer’s Blue Album? A Morning Beach Party: While the guys are at the Beach House, a rockin’ Hawk beach party is happening blocks away ...
Jun 16, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 6Ep. 2
The 108.9 The Hawk Beach House with Pam Murphy
SEASON SIX of 108.9 The Hawk kicks off with a BEACH HOUSE . Not just any beach house, but the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House! That’s right! ALL of the DJ’s (except Jason Gore) are moving in together for the entire summer and they’ll broadcast all shows from the Hawk Beach House. The manager for local Hair Metal legends, TWIZ-DED-FAN-TUH-SEA, DINA LEAF (Pam Murphy ) stops by to beg Geoff and Whisp to play more Twiz on the radio AND she brings a long a family secret that will ROCK The Geoff & Whis...
Jun 09, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 6Ep. 1
Whisp Turlington's Audiobook - CHAPTER NINE - You Call It Punk, I Call It Puke
A special treat from the 108.9 The Hawk Patreon - CHAPTER NINE from Whisp Turlington's ongoing audiobook, "Through The Years, Through The Tears." Punk. The Sex Pistols. The Moody Blues. That's all you need to know to prepare for this chapter. 108.9 The Hawk SEASON SIX kicks off next week, live from the new 108.9 The Hawk Beach House with special guest Pam Murphy (Krapopolis, Key & Peele, 30 Rock, Whisp's new manager?) Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The H...
Jun 02, 2025•9 min
Top Three Metal Bands with Dave Hill
Top Three Metal Bands with Dave Hill This week on 108.9 The Hawk , Geoff Garlock spirals into a hilarious numerical meltdown, prompting Whisp Turlington to offer dubious comfort, before the show devolves into a spirited debate over Nazareth versus Judas Priest. The chaos culminates with comedian Dave Hill joining the fray to discuss his upcoming show, opening the brand new Flapper's Comedy Club in Val Verde, which includes a damp cake for the 1700 lucky attendees. Dick Jokes: Yep, Dave Hill’s go...
May 26, 2025•54 min•Season 5Ep. 36
Got Your Rock Merch with Damien Fahey
They may be the NUMBER TWENTY morning show in all of Val Verde, but that isn’t stopping Geoff and Whisp from delivering the GOODS. Today, they set a trap and welcome rock merch mogul, JEEF PONDEROSA (DAMIEN FAHEY), to The Geoff and Whisp Show to discuss all of the deadstock rock shirts he has and what the hell is taking so long with the 108.9 The Hawk shirts Whisp ordered from him weeks ago. A Mission Impossible too far?: Geoff and Whisp discuss the latest Mission Impossible trailer and how this...
May 19, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 35
Hawk Rock Talk: RUSH
A brand new episode of HAWK ROCK TALK! And in this episode, Jason and Geoff tackle one of the greatest Classic Rock bands in history - CLASSIC ROCK RADIO WOULD NOT FUNCTION WITHOUT THEM! CANADA'S FINEST! RUSH! From beginning to the end, The Hawk covers it all. What does "Roll The Bones" mean for Jason and Geoff? Find out in today's episode of 108.9 The Hawk - HAWK ROCK TALK! Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The Hawk Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, ...
May 12, 2025•1 hr 25 min
Get In The Cannon!
This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp debate fire safety with the aggressively disgusting Stinky the Bear, launch seedless watermelon into the sun, and reveal the shocking truth about H.P. Lovecraft's hatred of summering in Val Verde. More insider information about the much more dangerous Illuminati, The Sultans of Swing! Plus, Art's 'Crazy Taxi' traffic reports and a deep dive into the CIA's connection to the Scorpions. It's the kind of classic rock morning radio that'll make you questio...
May 05, 2025•44 min•Season 5Ep. 34
The 20th Most Loved Radio Show with Mike Drucker
Join Geoff and Whisp as they grapple with plummeting radio ratings (from #1 to #10 and then #20!). They blame a disastrous “98.6 The Squirt" ad buy and explore the questionable comfort of Chatbot therapy. This episode takes a wild turn with Marvel "What If...?" scenarios, the dangers of Val Verde's Pac-Man Fever-a-Thon, and a truly unforgettable interview with Zimothy Larson (Mike Drucker), the eccentric owner of "Bookshelf Books." Zimothy's struggle with names, his disdain for James Patterson (...
Apr 28, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 33
Ratings Daze & Dirtbag Rock Anthems with Jordan Doll
Buckle up, Val Verde! It's ratings day on 108.9 The Hawk, and Geoff and Whisp are feeling... some type of way. Will it be Steakport celebrations or limo cancellations? Plus, rock legend Vic Badmoney (Jordan Doll) of 80's rock band, Rock Bottom joins the show, and things get WILD! Get ready for questionable financial advice, dirtbag rock confessions, and of course, Art Spart with the traffic report that will make you hurl! "Shit City" vs. "Shit Burrow": The ridiculous debate about Valverde's neig...
Apr 21, 2025•58 min•Season 5Ep. 32
The Val Verde Guide to Influencing with Jamie Loftus
Get ready to have your algorithm rocked! This week on 108.9 The Hawk's Geoff and Whisp Show, we're diving deep into the wild world of influencing with the one and only Mackenzie Mackenzie (Jamie Loftus), feminist icon and social media guru. We're talking TikTok trends, Truth Social tribulations, and how to avoid getting tased by the Val Verde PD. Plus: the inside scoop on Clumpsy, Val Verde's 420-friendly feline, the dangers of free chicken wings, and the premiere of Channel 8++’s new adult anim...
Apr 14, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 31
A Rolling Stone Restaurant with Paul Scheer
The Geoff and Whisp Show is back for another legendary radio morning in Val Verde! And if there’s one thing they do, they celebrate local businesses! Today, they bring in FLIP TURLEY (Paul Scheer) the new owner of Hard Rock Cafe: Val Verde! And he’s got some new ideas involving legendary London rockers, THE ROLLING STONES! Learn about Flip’ Stones themed meals! The shape of his urinals! And how the only connection to the Stones he can make is through Ronnie Wood’s distant cousin. Geoff and Whisp...
Apr 07, 2025•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 30
Aerosmith All Weekend Long & Whisp’s Epic Picnic
108.9 The Hawk is bringing you the ultimate weekend combo: 15 songs from Aerosmith every hour AND all the details on Whisp Turlington's "Here Comes Spring Motherfu*kers Cookout"! First, we dive into our Aerosmith weekend. Get ready for a deep dive into the Columbia and Geffen eras, with some sped-up versions and Chipmunk covers thrown in for good measure Then, get ready for the party of the year! Whisp is inviting everyone (except Paul Schaeffer and maybe Geoff ) to his cookout. Plus, you know B...
Mar 31, 2025•48 min•Season 5Ep. 29
Wake Up, You Slobs!
Buckle up, Val Verde! The Geoff and Whisp Show is here to drag you out of bed with a healthy dose of classic rock! This episode's got it all: ZZ Top's hairy man requirements, the tragic tale of Uncle Petruchio's helium-filled meats, and Whisp’s mind-bending encounter with Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, and…”College Ramen?” Plus, we venture into the dangers of Slayer Gulch, get a traffic update from the one and only Art Spart, and ask the tough questions: Are YOU a Toolhead? It's morning radio ...
Mar 24, 2025•46 min•Season 5Ep. 28
Big Truck & Geoff: Live From Tuzzard Motors
Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Big "Toot Toot" Truck broadcast live from Tuzzard Motors! Do you want a deal on a car from your past that has just been remade by Bucky Tuzzard and his son, Tucky? Then come on down to Tuzzard Motors, right there on the Four Motor Mile! Learn how the Tuzzard's create their vehicles in extremely unconventional ways to give Val Verde car buyers the best deals in town. Go With God, In A Tuzzard: It’s the Tuzzard Motors catchphrase. Gallagher Four: Even though they ...
Mar 17, 2025•51 min•Season 5Ep. 27
Classic Hawk: The Woodstock 99 Simulation with Jake Fogelnest
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Woodstock 99 Simulation with Jake Fogelnest Jason Gore is BACK in the co-host chair of the 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock. VR developer, SAGE LUKATHER (Jake Fogelnest) stops by the Hawknest to show off his new Woodstock '99 VR experience. Farmer Dan also stops by to discuss "Fall Festival Days" at Shetland Creameries and take a spin on...
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 18 min
The Voice Over Coach (with DC Pierson)
In this uproarious episode of 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are unexpectedly joined by Triscopher Smith (DC Pierson) , a voice-over coach who wanders into their studio and offers to help them improve their ad reads. What ensues is a series of escalating antics, as the hosts try their best to impress their new mentor. Meanwhile, chaos unfolds back at the station as their old rival, 98.6 The Squirt , has returned! Will the show survive? Or will this be the end ...
Mar 10, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 26
Boogie Woogie Flu Outbreak
The Boogie Woogie Flu has taken hold of Val Verde. There is no cure or treatment, so Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock are sealed up in the Rock N' Roll RV, giving you the news you need to survive! Big Truck gives you a live report from Hog Street! He's Not A Real Doctor: But his X handle is MickFleetwoodMD. Mick calls in to discuss the situation with Geoff. "OOOOOH EEEEEE" : The 90's Mellencamp Van Morrison cover of "Wild Night" has a certain effect on Boogie Woogie Flu victims...
Mar 03, 2025•47 min•Season 5Ep. 25
Classic Hawk: Rockrock Frozen Dinners with Jo Firestone
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Rockrock Frozen Dinners with Jo Firestone Legendary rocker, ALEXIS ROCKROCK (JO FIRESTONE) comes on The Whisp Turlington Show to promote her new line of frozen meals, Rockrock Dinners! Whisp has some serious words for Vanessa Kreeve at the Val Verde Rag Sponsored by Shetland Creameries and Turn It On Again Again! Guest Starring: Jo Firestone as Alexis Rockrock! Featured ...
Mar 01, 2025•45 min
Val Verde Local Business Spotlight: Jack Water (with Zach Cherry)
We love featuring local businesses on The Geoff and Whisp Show, and this week it’s Val Verde’s favorite water company, Jack Water! Jack Water, Jr. (ZACH CHERRY) has inherited his father, Jack Water’s company and he has some serious and urgent plans to bring it into the 21st Century! I Am The Sheriff: Clapton hits us with his new remake of his previous Marley remake. A New Garlock PSA: What’s The Deal With LED Lights?! Art Spart Traffic: Cheap Trick’s in town and causing some serious gridlock! Sp...
Feb 24, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 24
Willy Crystal Cometh (with Anthony Atamanuik)
Now that pure ass evil is back in the White House, Whisp Turlington makes a gamble on NewsRadio 8888, by betting big on the return of legendary conservative talk show host, WILLY CRYSTAL (Anthony Atamanuik). BUT… Will Whisp’s gamble pay off??? Nickelodeon Shows: No other podcast names as many shows as we do in this episode. LEPS: If you’re not familiar with Def Leppard’s crypto coin, LEPS, it might be too late. One Money Buffet: Listen for a clue from Geoff as to which buffet rocker Eddie Money ...
Feb 17, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 23
CLASSIC HAWK: Jim Springsteen with John Murray
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Jim Springsteen (with John Murray) Springsteen is coming to the Verde Dome. What Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock discover is that it isn’t Bruce Springsteen who’s coming… It’s his brother, JIM SPRINGSTEEN (John Murray) and his Jim Springsteen Band. They still play all of his brother’s songs though. Featured Guest: John Murray ( 30 Rock, Broad City, Difficult...
Feb 14, 2025•1 hr 13 min
The Worst Classic Rock Covers of All Time Weekend Countdown
Prepare for a sonic assault on your ears as Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock unleash the ultimate countdown of the WORST classic rock covers ever conceived! Broadcasting LIVE from the sometimes-adjacent-to Seabirds Burritos (long story…), Jason and Geoff serve up two-for-one burrito deals alongside a heaping helping of musical travesties. This episode is a wild ride of hot takes, bizarre tangents, and enough cringe-worthy covers to make you question the very fabric of reality. Weezer's Double Dose o...
Feb 10, 2025•48 min•Season 5Ep. 22
Classic Hawk: Start Hearing Sports with Joe Wengert
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Start Hearing Sports (with Joe Wengert) Why did Huey Lewis & The News try to bury this movie? World-renowned filmmaker Jonathan David Martin-David (comedian Joe Wengert) joins The Whisp Turlington Show on 108.9 The Hawk to discuss his unreleased documentary, "Start Playing Sports," about the iconic 80s band. What secrets does this film hold? Tune in to find out! This...
Feb 08, 2025•55 min
Vinyl, Predators and The Piano Man (with Patrick Cotnoir)
It’s a wild ride on The Geoff and Whisp Show as Patrick Cotnoir stops by the show to talk about his podcast and SO MUCH MORE - 108.9 The Hawk STYLE! The Sultans of Swing: Whisp recounts his induction into the prestigious Illuminati-like, Sultans of Swing, an exclusive club founded by Mark Knopfler. "Hey, That's Me": Patrick Cotnoir discusses his new podcast, "Hey, That's Me," where he interviews individuals who worked on movies and TV shows but never got to do commentaries. A ” Vinyl" Controvers...
Feb 03, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 21
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